TalksToMirrorshide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO EVER READ/REVIEWED/FAVOURITED MY 'READING THE BOOKS' FIC YOU MEAN THE WORLD TO ME You're all awesome and I'm so sorry that I had to end it like that. IF you still don't hate me even though I made you wait years for nothing, I'm active on Tumblr as 'talkstomirrors' so come and say hi! :) -Laura |
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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 6,417 - Follows: 4,392 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6333 - Favs: 13,525 - Follows: 16,102 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,325 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 3,196 - Follows: 1,171 - Updated: 2/14/2017 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7370 - Favs: 14,878 - Follows: 16,533 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,029 - Reviews: 2162 - Favs: 11,286 - Follows: 3,900 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4898 - Favs: 13,366 - Follows: 15,344 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Scars by Violet Fire Krazed reviews
*Challenge #31* Peter gets his yearly checkup.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Helen - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,789 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Chaos by tangledribbons reviews
In the summer after his third year, Harry Potter finds a CD and changes the fate of the wizarding world. Punk Harry, so there will be swearing/smoking/drinking etc. H/D pairing. Don't like, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 90,834 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 8/5/2014 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7837 - Favs: 8,482 - Follows: 7,855 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
The Lucky Series by Lokifan reviews
Draco's a cat Animagus. He has a difficult relationship with Ron, who's a terrier Animagus, but Harry loves him anyway. These are separate, standalone fics on the same timeline; the first is fluffy comedy, the second and third PWP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,879 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20556 - Favs: 14,147 - Follows: 5,737 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
True Mates by No pen names left reviews
Every Alpha dreams of finding their True Mate, the other half of their soul. Derek knows his chances of finding his is one in a million and refuses to dwell in a fantasy world of hope. It's just his luck that his True Mate practically runs him down one day as he tries to escape from the City Police.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 75,665 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 4/21/2013 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Sideline Collision by Nolebucgrl reviews
A cocky QB runs into a snarky band geek. What happens when they collide on and off the field? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,343 - Reviews: 12681 - Favs: 9,108 - Follows: 6,449 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Polyjuice Pastime by Cheryl Dyson reviews
The Polyjuice story that began with a bored Harry and now just won't quit. I wrote this for myself as a present for having 1000 pageviews on DeviantArt and I'm supposed to write myself a sequel every year for my birthday, although I'm a bit behind now. This fic contains MATURE adult content. So much YES.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,405 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 1,409 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
There Is Life Outside Your Apartment by Audrey Lynne reviews
Steve is adjusting to his new world. Tony shows up with a scheme. And thus begins a mixed-up crazy ride with America's most dysfunctional superheros. Tony/Pepper, Steve/Peggy plus another relationship, later, and a smattering of Clint/Natasha.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,173 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
Behind the Iron Mask by Bellatrix-Lestrange527 reviews
It wasn't an accident that Tony was the one to divert the nuke. He had once said that there was always a way out...and this was his. Steve regrets what was said and comes to discover the truth behind Tony's self-destructive nature. Maybe they have something in common? Themes of suicide/depression/alcoholism
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,323 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 11/7/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Little Red by Travel1701 reviews
"The Alpha's mate. They call him... Little Red." A new pack arrives in Beacon Hills and when Derek and the rival Alpha don't see eye to eye, they go after the Hale pack's greatest weakness: The Alpha's mate. Season One AU inspired by tumblr! Established Sterek! Enjoy! Rated M for language!
Teen Wolf - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,875 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Stiles S., Derek H.
Where Dwell the Brave at Heart The Outtakes by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
As avid a photographer as Remus is, there are some moments that would just be completely inappropriate to capture. These, ladies and gentlemen, are those moments. Companion to 'Where Dwell the Brave at Heart'.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 80 - Words: 111,513 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Marauders
happy little christmas by Edwards-Ebed reviews
After an attack, some things end up changing Tony's life forever.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by SerpentWinged reviews
Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore's Army watch A Very Potter Sequel. Rated T for Language! Read it, or Mama Umbridge will pull out her LOVE Handel! Edit: I HAVE RETURNED WITH FRESH INSPIRATION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Lab Mice by alpacasandpeas reviews
When he recreates a specific device used against him in his past, Tony needs something, or someone, to test it on. That someone is Steve. Steve/Tony : Rated M for strong sexual references.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,804 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
She's Somebody's Hero by roxypony reviews
Tony really hates hospitals. Post-Avengers. Whump, Pepperony, and the whole team of Avengers, now all on the same extra-cheesy pizza! Oneshot.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 182 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P. - Complete
Shield Applications by certifiably reviews
In which a car explodes, Captain America does not throw his shield, Hawkeye borrows the keys, and Tony's day has never been so stupid.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,644 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
The Sandbar Star by tee.tee.why.el reviews
The uniforms of Captain America and Iron Man look too similar, and Captain America's suit is too selfless. Something must be done. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
That Time He Touched the Mug by tee.tee.why.el reviews
One day, Tony breaks the one commandment the entire house had agreed upon: Don't Touch My Coffee Mug. In his defense, Steve's was just too American too resist. Rated T for language.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 89 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 4,007 - Follows: 1,296 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Life Renovations by Windseeker2305 reviews
Sometimes people are forced to make many changes in thier lives in order to survive.After a summer of torture with the Dursleys,Harry goes into a magical coma,where he decides many things that could very well change the Wizarding World forever. DM/HP SLAS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 298,913 - Reviews: 1409 - Favs: 5,125 - Follows: 1,630 - Updated: 10/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bruxelles by Triola reviews
Of all the places Harry would have expected to run into Draco Malfoy, in front of a shabby waffle stand in Belgium was not one of them. HP/DM. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,542 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flare by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,313 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sunday Morning by suneohair reviews
Dr Reid travels to Princeton-Plainsboro in order to meet his estranged biological father, the eccentric medical genius diagnostician, Dr. House. Some things just clearly run in the family.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,137 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 270 - Published: 8/9/2011 - G. House, S. Reid - Complete
Hot Fun in the Summertime by Aeria reviews
Future!fic: A heatwave, a power outage, ice and frozen fruit...Hot Fun in the Summertime...obviously. Set about 6 years from the summer they're in now and just, mostly, smutty fluffy fun. COMPLETE now with three parts. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,821 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Snow Angels by ckofshadows reviews
An unexpected blizzard strands Kurt at Dalton. How will he and Blaine pass the time?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Cause Walking Gets Too Boring by midnightluck reviews
When You Learn How To Fly Sometimes, it's hard to remember to keep his feet on the ground. It's stifling, and difficult, and no fun at all. But other times, up in the ropes, he can just be, and that's what living's all about.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 150 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Richard G./Nightwing - Complete
Potions Gone Wrong by yohlenyaoilover reviews
A potion gone wrong leaves Harry and Malfoy in a bad situation Slash! H/D COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,416 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 463 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
We'll All Float On by klemonademouth reviews
"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 139,253 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Boxer Bandit by Copper Vixen reviews
One- shot. HPDM. It's a fact, ferrets steal things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Klaine, As Told By David and Wes by Ultraviolet-Ink reviews
When David and Wes do something, they don't do it by halves. So when David suggests they document 'Klaine' in all of its entirety, it's not going to be some half-arsed job - they're pulling out all the stops.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,769 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Weekend at Blaine's by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #8, but can be read alone. Blaine's parents are away and Kurt is Blaine's guest. A party is thrown, choices are made, a video may or may not find its way onto the internet, and a debauched yet intimate weekend ensues.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,492 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Flower by Chazzam reviews
Shiftings 'verse #6, but can be read on its own. This is a companion piece to Glory. Basically the exact same story, but from Blaine's third-person perspective. You will find no plot here, but you will find serious sexytimes.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Flushed and Disoriented by YourFairyGodfather reviews
"I'm clinging to my last threads of sanity, hoping that you can drive faster than she can figure out the barbeque lighter." Brittany's happy that Kurt's back. Kurt's hoping her enthusiasm doesn't get them all killed. Blaine has no idea what's going on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Black Family in Seven Parts by P.E.E.V.S.Y reviews
The Noble and Most Ancient House of Black: Toujours Pur. Except for when they weren't. The story of seven Blacks who were blasted off the family tree.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,108 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Sirius B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Matching Converse and Ballroom Dancing by klemonademouth reviews
"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Perfect by Phantom of a Rose reviews
Perfect. The pressure to be perfect for teenagers is a big one; how do the members of Glee react to this pressure? What does perfect even mean to them? Mr. Shuester wants to find out. Klaine, Luck, some Finchel.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,859 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011
Just One of Those Days by SpellboundMuggle reviews
One day in King's Cross station Sherlock Holmes comes across a strange object.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Through the Eyes of the Observer by klemonademouth reviews
During the day, a barista saw a lot of things- people arguing on cellphones, sappy couples, people getting their heartbroken, people getting proposed to. All stages of love, out on display for the world to see, if it so chose. Klaine. Coffeeshop fic.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Adorable by SarahMia95 reviews
Five times Blaine thought Kurt was adorable and one time he realized that his boyfriend was supermegafoxyawesomehot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Sing a Little Song for You by thesoundofsunshine reviews
Just for the record, whenever you search Blaine Anderson on YouTube, prepare for hilarity to ensue. But, Blaine won't let the embarrassment be a one way street.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 36,563 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A touch of the fingertips? Really? by sydrians reviews
Blaine had come to the conclusion that Kurt just wasn't sexy. A few tantalising videos told him otherwise. Featuring smitten&horny!Blaine and subtlysexy!Kurt. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/22/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Serpent's Persuasion by FawkesFyre reviews
Harry's life isn't where he wants it to be when he prefers the company of snakes to humans. But can his new pet convince him to find a friend where he would've never thought to look himself? And how will his housemates react to Harry's pet snake? Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,287 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Wake Up Strange by Threepwillow reviews
The summer right after Kurt turns seventeen is hot, and personal, and might kind of just maybe be the most important three months of his life. ONESHOT. Written for LJ's crackedaglet for the K/B KissKiss exchange. Title from BnL's "What a Good Boy."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,403 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Strange Phenomenon by classicdisneyFTW reviews
Rapunzel has never seen a man before, so that means she has never seen hair on someone's face before right? What is that tuft of hair on his chin for?
Tangled - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,775 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
The Asian Community is Very Tight by Amaranth O'Riley reviews
Wes doesn't trust the newest Warbler, and he has very valid reasons.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Wes - Complete
Speed It Up for Me, Then Take It Real Slow by Keitorin Asthore reviews
Blaine had no clue about Kurt's "Four Minutes" video, but he did know one thing: it was a million times better to see it in person. Klaine. Oneshot. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,104 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Slightly Wrong Destination by faithwood reviews
All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,155 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,521 - Follows: 166 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Crash And Burn by DeliciousAle reviews
The best things in life always come when you least expect them. Klaine. AU.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,383 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
No More Cupboards by Cassis Luna reviews
On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 190 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Shameless Untitled Porn by jtsbbsps-dk reviews
'Malfoy visits Harry in his bed after the Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw Quidditch match' aka shameless porn with a fluffy cherry on top. NC-17! Mature content!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Contractions and Split Infinitives by P.I.D reviews
Rapunzel is intimidated when she is finally given the opportunity to meet other princesses. Mostly humor, but there's some mild romance.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 1,241 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Rapunzel, Eugene F./Flynn R. - Complete
Wayward Owls and Pub Hunts by Cheryl Dyson reviews
When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,997 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 2,464 - Follows: 228 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Protector by iolah reviews
The boys at Dalton had known Kurt had been bullied, they just hadn't known the extent of it until video-surfing through Jacob's blog. Kurt doesn't understand what the big deal is. Slight Klaine. In response to an angst!meme prompt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 90 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
PE by Tonzura123 reviews
It's the first term at Hartbee's School for Young Men, and the prestigious institution is about to experience the full enigma of the eccentric Pevensie brothers. A nonslash brotherfic rated for intense action and frightening nightmares. COMPLETE
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 121,328 - Reviews: 1507 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 511 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Boys All Love To Stare by Nini Black reviews
In which Kurt realizes that Blaine has a cheerleader fetish.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
More Than Coffee by DustyDreams reviews
Blaine thought Burt had been kidding when he warned his son was not a morning person. Blaine was so, so wrong.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
TruckNapper and DB hit the Windy City by Mk Marie reviews
The spin off to Tales of a Charming Truck-Napper. This won't make any sense if you don't read that one first. Read and review. Thanks guys!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010
Ducks, Appendicitis, and Ginger Ale by Keitorin Asthore reviews
New Directions heads off to sectionals, and Kurt does his best to prevent anyone finding out that he's coming down with something. But of course they find out, and of course the girls try to mother him to death. Curse his stubborn pride. Oneshot. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Kurt H., Quinn F. - Complete
Noticing by tinybee reviews
John and Molly have a conversation about Sherlock and Harry's relationship. RANDOM ONE SHOT. Harry/Sherlock.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 181 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Importance of Biscuits by Penitent Rebel reviews
"Sirius scratched his head as he looked around the kitchen. Every surface was covered in cocoa powder." A bit of fluff from a world where James lived and Sirius never went to prison.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5785 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,550 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mirror Image by Bad Mum reviews
Mirrors can be confusing to a two-year-old identical twin. Big brother Charlie tries to explain. Written for the "Tell Me A story" Prompts challenge at the Hogwarts Online forum.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Charlie W., George W. - Complete
The Maze of Lost Thoughts by maenhi reviews
The Maze of Lost Thoughts is the most feared trial for the Auror trainees. - Oneshot, HPDM slash. Written for the 2010 H/D smoochfest.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,733 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Sapphire Amulet by ebtwisty9 reviews
AU: Ship watcher Bella is kidnapped onto a pirate ship where the captain, Edward, had sworn to never let a woman except for his family to set foot. Can Bella prove her worth? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 70,252 - Reviews: 1931 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 1,055 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Scottish Temptress by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 501 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Screamers by KiyaRaven reviews
Street kid. Rockstar. Worlds apart and yet so similar. Sometimes fate throws people together for a reason, and sometimes two people that rub each other the wrong way make the best sparks. All Human **WARNING: MOSTLY HUMOR BUT ALSO CONTAINS ANGST & DARK THEMES**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 358,773 - Reviews: 12664 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 3,588 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Vicious Little Tease In This Relationship by Lokifan reviews
Harry’s learnt a new spell, and he’s driving Draco mad. A set of drabbles written for the "teasing" prompt at Kink Bingo. Warnings: teasing, orgasm delay, bondage, mild D/s.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 55 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Compromise by A. Lee reviews
Every year for Christmas, Harry and Draco compromise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'It's An Ill Wind' by tigersilver reviews
AU; EWE; Aurors!; Pervy!Robards; Inimitable!Kingsley. Harry's making a few changes in his life and his job, mainly because OP's issues are making life difficult: Draco's insistence on shagging at work, their skeevy boss Robards and the endless red-tape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,073 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Finding Narnia: Aftermath by FyreFlyte reviews
Peter is having trouble adjusting to life back in England after LWW. It takes a slight nudge from a certain Just King to get him back on track. No slash. This is my first fic, so any help would be greatly appreciated! UPDATED!
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,741 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie
Confection by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is hired to break some curses at Malfoy Manor and encounters an evil chair... and a chocolatier. CONTAINS MATURE ADULT CONTENT, some bondage, chocolate abuse, and lots of kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Life Agendas by Windseeker2305 reviews
SEQUEL to Life Renovations and 2nd book of Life Cycle trilogy. Harry and Draco's 7th year has started and along with that, a new order is rising. The Wizarding World will never be the same again. DM/HP,along with other pairings. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 687,154 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 2,423 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Looney Mishap of the Luna Lovegood Sorting by Pink Bismuth reviews
"There's nothing hidden in your head the Sorting Hat can't see, so try me on and I will tell you where you ought to be." said the Sorting Hat one year. Unfortunately for the Hat simply because you can see doesn't mean you'll always understand. *One-Shot*
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sorting Hat, Luna L. - Complete
An Interesting First by Marlicat reviews
Harry's first word was not what Lily and James wanted it to be. It was more suited, actually, to his godfather's taste.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 72 - Published: 12/22/2009 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Scars by storycrewlover reviews
Oneshot- what happens when schoolchildren see the scars their pupils have acquired while 'in the country?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Neverland by Lady Charity reviews
At first, England regretted taking America to see a play about pirates, fairies, and boys who never grew up, thinking the young nation would just taunt him. America's reaction to the play was one England did not expect. Slight UKxUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/28/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Adult Twilight Fanfiction Story by wantmywifeback reviews
This is a truly excellent one-shot story of sex, lust, romance and sex. And lust. Very adult content. My first adult fanfiction. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 46 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Set in Stone by Tonzura123 reviews
During a trip to the country of Calormen, Peter learns about one of their oldest customs. It seems that Edmund must save his skin once more... Nonslash oneshot. Set in the seventh and eighth years of the Pevensie reign. Light humor and family banter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,594 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2806 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Art of Slytherin Napping by Sara's Girl reviews
Draco is rubbish at sleeping. Sort of. Foundations!verse, utter fluff. Short oneshot. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,760 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 50 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 2,262 - Follows: 368 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vulnerability by TheeMizKitty reviews
Draco finds himself in the Gryffindor Tower one late night. Slash, HD
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Public Enemy by ericastwilight reviews
Public Enemy No. 5 Edward A Masen is known for the biggest bank heists of the era. This is the story of the mastermind behind the infamous man. My entry for the Age of Edward contest. 1930's Edward. B/E Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Incandescence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Draco is a novelist who bases his books on the lives of war heroes. Now he wants to write a novel about Potter, who refuses to discuss his most intimate experiences in the war with anyone. Draco is not about to let this stop him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,350 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
RemusSirius Themes by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
James!Quick!Lily's snogging Snape in the Astronomy Tower!" "WHAT?" "Go!Save her from a fate worse than death!" "Alright,Sirius, he's gone now;what did you want to tell me?" "Hurry up,Remus,we don't have that much time!Get on the bed and get naked!"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 13,406 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Banishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Auror-in-Training Harry crosses Pansy Parkinson, who gets revenge in a rather embarrassing fashion. Luckily, Draco decides to rescue him. MATURE CONTENT WARNING ETC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 125 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9266 - Favs: 17,127 - Follows: 3,773 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Slip Ups by Aytheria reviews
A collection of oneshots dealing with the aftermath of the Pevensies' lives in Narnia [all 7 books]. After all, once a king or queen of Narnia, always a king or queen of Narnia. Little slipups here and there simply prove the Pevensies are...different...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,639 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,320 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 6/4/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
The Raft of the Medusa by bananacosmicgirl reviews
Six days ago, Tony was kidnapped while tracking down a serial killer. With no clues on the murders and no clues on the kidnapping, the team is at wits end. But at the turn of the seventh day, Gibbs gets a visit from someone most unlikely – Tony. Slash.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,433 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tony D. - Complete
As They Were by bethemoon reviews
Set shortly after LWW. Mr. Pevensie comes home on leave and notices. Four intertwined short pieces, with a possibility of more later. All 6 Pevensies, no pairings, general. A slight focus on Edmund and Peter.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,302 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 1,446 - Follows: 212 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mawkish Melee by Tonzura123 reviews
Lying on the field, legs drawn up into his chest, and teeth biting through the fabric of his sleeve, Edmund was torn between two fierce struggles: Crying or screaming. Oneshot, nonslash, brotherfic. K plus for mild gore. P.E-verse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Battle Scars by Crimson White reviews
Caspian was expecting someone older, someone wiser, someone, well, a little more experienced in the art of battle. Can a moment of boys being boys show him just how battle worn the Pevensie brothers really are?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 111 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Good Day by Masterarcher reviews
Set after LWW and before Prince Caspian. The children are too serious and their mother wants to change that. She takes them to an event that makes the kid's day but shows their parents how special they truly are.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 104 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Edmund Pevensie: Threshold by TikiTyler9 reviews
As Edmund walks with Peter to the waiting sword of Miraz, his thoughts turn to his past, his People, and most importantly, his brother. From the duel to the epic battle, as seen thru Edmund's eyes . 1st part of a series, can be read seperately, see A/N
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,939 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
What is Slash? by clarex-ama reviews
Harry and Draco discover the world of Drarry slash by accidence... mwahaha... Okay, this may seem silly and it is but I like the idea of Harry and Draco reading Drarry slash together, so shoot me…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 128 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Oh my, Aphrodisiac Chocolate by clarex-ama reviews
Warning: These chocolates contain aphrodisiac potion! Consumed in large amounts can give the side effect of high sexual excitement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,212 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Slytherins Are Perverts, What About Gryffindors? by faithwood reviews
Gryffindors discuss Draco Malfoy's sex life. Humour. SLASH. HPDM. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 100 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Leather by Crazy4Moony reviews
Draco Malfoy has a super-secret-kink. But he won't be able to keep it a secret long, when one Harry Potter finds him in the library doing quite undecent things with... himself. What ever to do now that he's caught? HornyDraco and WhinyHarry. Humor?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Truely Magnificent by rika08 reviews
She knew Peter was strong, stronger than most boys his age. But that didn't make watching any easier. To watch him hoisted by a chain, beaten while unconscious. It was monsterous. rated for violence. Peter/Lucy sibling worry.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,512 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Black Dwarfs, Blue River by elecktrum reviews
Relating the story of King Edmund's first diplomatic success, how he learned a craft, and why his older brother is known throughout the Black Dwarf clan as Nancy.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 54,726 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
The Front Porch by Anberu Shiruru reviews
Jacob and Edward. lemon. yaoi. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
The More Things Change by Lokifan reviews
Hogwarts graduation night, and Draco escapes to the top of the Astronomy Tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hissy Fit by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry is an under-utilized Auror and Draco is an auditor for Gringotts. He lives to torment the Ministry and, of course, Harry Potter. He is also a Registered Animagus. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,447 - Reviews: 800 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Capitulate by Simply Shelby reviews
Peter struggles with his father, who is home on leave, and Edmund brings him to a realisation that sometimes it's better to surrender than to fight.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Disarmed by Aebhel reviews
Edmund joins the fencing club.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 256 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Underneath the Covers, Laid Bare by Sandshrew777 reviews
The morning following the Pevensies' coronation, Edmund's musings are interrupted by a suddenly rambunctious Peter. Edmund is happily confused. Brotherfic, no slash.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Heart in a Blender by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 127 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fairest of them All by Lirenel reviews
*Challenge 5: White* Peter attempts to relax one sunny day, but Edmund's annual rant interrupts him...as always. Any warnings can be found on my profile.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 33 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8503 - Favs: 7,772 - Follows: 1,858 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Lionsword, Tablesword by warrior4 reviews
Peter and Edmund sparr with twin blades. Idea comes from acacia59601's fic "The Guardian," and used with permission. One-shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Veteran by Almyra reviews
An American soldier finds his solitude interrupted by a boy with a question...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Peter Pevensie - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6426 - Favs: 17,386 - Follows: 6,122 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1180 - Favs: 4,723 - Follows: 1,180 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Prank by the1hobbit reviews
What goes around comes around. Brother 'bonding' sorta. Boys will be boys.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Ransoms by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco and Harry are Aurors. This is a birthday fic written for Luna, who always gives great reviews. It's pretty much PWP, but it's cute. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 798 - Follows: 80 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Case of House and Holmes by Michael Weyer reviews
Sherlock Holmes is called in to investigate the deaths of patients in London and meets his match in Gregory House. HouseSherlock Holmes crossover. All comments welcomed. COMPLETED.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,700 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Complete
A Finer Unconsciousness by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot ignoring DH canon. Some people can have declarations without words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 826 - Follows: 86 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1192 - Favs: 3,893 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Good Morning Sunshine by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
It's Harry's birthday and Draco needs some persuading to get into the party mood. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 1,751 - Follows: 267 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Benefits of Breakfast by wonky reviews
Harry's luck runs amuck and there is spam but not jam and... Really, it isn't Harry's fault Malfoy's stupid hair is so shiny or his Secret Hidden Depths are so buried.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,347 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
As Long As You Know That, Potter by owlsaway reviews
Yet another take on Harry's first Occlumency lesson with Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,368 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 153 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Coming In From The Cold by ahappyjtm reviews
AU: Harry, abandoned on the streets of London when he was nine, now has a large black dog following him everywhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 135,457 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 5/27/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Timeless by Lady Charity reviews
Peter always knew growing up meant getting taller, wiser, and other boring qualities. But he never knew it also meant growing older, and in nature's relentless cycle, everyone who grows up eventually dies. Even Wendy. Oneshot
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2007 - Peter Pan, Wendy D. - Complete
Familiar by Lifelessmidget reviews
The potted plants remind Draco so much of Harry… he begins to wonder whether or not they are related in some context. Short, sweet and feedback appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
But He Didn't Say A Word by Alvit reviews
Sirius gives Harry a much needed visit, and Fwakes keeps a secret. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,495 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 11/24/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Emerald by Sirenfox reviews
Oneshot Draco likes Harry, Harry likes Draco. Neither are planning on doing anything about it. so their friends team up and trap Harry in his animagus form and 'give' him to Draco. Cute and fluffy! HarryKitty Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,286 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 278 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Perks of Suburbia by green-eyed blonde reviews
Draco's family has just moved into Harry's neighbourhood. How will they clash or unclash this time? Nonmagic, AU, OOC... Very slight slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ma by nerdynikki0206 reviews
Harry speaks his first words. oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2235 - Favs: 7,420 - Follows: 2,089 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Gratitude by Bil reviews
Snape tortures Harry. Not HBP compliant. SS, HP, LV.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 82 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Challenge of being a Veela’s Mate by Triola reviews
Harry wakes up looking like a girl, Draco is possessive, yet oddly sweet, Hermione squeals like the girl she is, and Pansy is rather likeable. A tale of a Veela and his mate. Or was it a mate and his Veela? Slash HPDM. Pre OotP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,066 - Reviews: 2957 - Favs: 3,717 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 4,242 - Follows: 705 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Diary of a Red Head by Snowy Winter Tales reviews
Fifteen year old Ginny Weasley's diary, filled with embarrassing situations, sarcasm, and a lot of Harry Potters. She's not in love with him or anything. Honestly. [And it's won an award!]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 970 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
One Last Night by MAndrews reviews
Harry's very last night at the Dursleys. One Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Better Side of Their Arse by lilplum19 reviews
ONE SHOT A little arguement about which arse is better turns into alot of conflicts and denail, as well as a little temptation.My First Fanfic made out of laughs so please R R !
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,934 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 4,710 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Tempus Fugit by Stylophile reviews
A monumental cock-up in Potions leaves Harry and Draco contending with more than mutual enmity, and a strong desire to utter all manner of profanities. Slash, sex and slurred words ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 97,329 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,858 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
3003 by gilthas reviews
COMPLETE! 1000 years after Harry Potter's death, he and his heroics have decended into legend, but when a group of magic users get carried away, only Harry Potter himself can stand against the newest resurrection of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,564 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 3,076 - Follows: 940 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Daddy... Padfoot?! by sthana reviews
It isn't enough that Harry's first word has to be Padfoot. He's got to start calling him THAT as well! ~James Potter
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 257 - Published: 2/9/2002 - Harry P., Sirius B.
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You know, but do you understand? reviews
This had never been seen before, it was unheard of, thought impossible and frankly laughable. But Draco Malfoy hadn't made a name for himself as a researcher by believing the word of others before him. And he knew that if someone deserved to claim this particular discovery to their name, it would be him. The veela!fic every Drarry writer has to write at some point. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/30/2014 - Harry P., Draco M.
Blood stained hands reviews
They weren't supposed to find out, that much was clear to both of them. But now that they had there was nothing in the world that would stop them from trying to fix it. Sirius and Remus notice the blood soaking through Harry's sleeve after a brutal detention with Umbridge. Written in a rush and late, afraid it'll get messy. Fluff, godson/godfather bonding, I must not tell lies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,551 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 187 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Sirius B., Harry P.
You cry? reviews
When the Room of Requirement decides to play a trick on two students, locking them in together with no means to escape, how will they cope with each other s precence? Oneshot, M/M... sorry guys, no lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
None of your business! reviews
Shy, top student, bullied by everyone Bella Swan. Brooding, ladies man Edward Cullen. A very unexpected encounter behind the gym. How different is she really? Who is the real Bella Swan, 'cause it sure isn't her... very OOC,EXB,AU!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,536 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
Flying amongst the clouds reviews
Bella isn't human. What happens when she runs into the Cullen's, that aren't humans either. She's hiding, but from who and why? And what's going to happen when they find her? AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,183 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
