EMAIL: alviteer at yahoo

"The writer is either a practicing recluse or a delinquent, guilt-ridden one; or both. Usually both."

Susan Sontag

"The most essential gift for a good writer is a built-in, shock-proof, shit detector. This is the writer's radar and all great writers have had it."

Ernest Hemingway

"All writers are vain, selfish and lazy, and at the very bottom of their motives lies a mystery. Writing a book is a long, exhausting struggle, like a long bout of some painful illness. One would never undertake such a thing if one were not driven by some demon whom one can neither resist nor understand."

George Orwell

:Waves: Um, hi. Welcome to my bio. In case you're wondering, I'm an twenty-two year old girl living in America and pretending to be a writer. That, and I love slash. I write slash, I read slash (its become quite a hobby) and if I had any editing skills, I'd beta slash too, but I don't, so lets just leave it at that alright?

Speaking of betas, I need them desperately, but have none. So if you're interested, let me know so that you can save me from myself.

I read from many different fandoms but Harry Potter is my favorite (although Star Trek: 2009 is a VERY close second) and for the moment, I write solely for this canon, though I may be branching out.

My Ships are:

Harry/(and nearly any other guy as long as its not Neville, Dumbledore, Flitwick, Hagrid, Filch, Fudge, Ugly Voldemort, Pettigrew, Giant Squid...)

Kirk/Spock (So Yummy...)

Ryan/Seth (The O.C.)

Dee/Ryo (F.A.K.E)

Tou-ya/Yuki (Cardcaptor Sakura)(do you know how long it took me to realize that these two were a couple?)

Aragorn/Legolas (LotR)

Jack Sparrow/Will Turner (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Email me if you'd like, I don't mind, I love hearing about what people think of my stories. Or just email me for the heck of it. I've got no life (heaven only knows why I don't update more often if I don't) I'd be glad to just talk to ya, just say who you are so that I'm not utterly confused.