This will be a series of letters from NCIS characters to the advice columnist, Ask Arress (a parody of any advice columnist you've ever read). The letters are not meant to be taken seriously, but were written to make people laugh.

Johnny and Roy have a talk. Just a little Easter fluff.

NCISdrabble100 challenge #231. Prompt 'waiting'. Tony hated waiting. Mild slash, Gibbs/DiNozzo. Don't like, don't read. Nothing graphic.

Tag to "Requiem". After Tony rescued Gibbs and Maddie Tylor from drowning, no one thought to check on him. Slash G/T, m/m sex, don't like, don't read, don't flame. Story complete, will post 1 chapter a day.

Crack!Fic. Vance puts a hit out on Very Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo. Will the team be able to stop him in time? Gibbs/DiNozzo slash. Please note the change in rating, now M.

Tony is accosted in his apartment by an 'unknown assailant'. Gibbs/DiNozzo slash, explicit male/male sex. Also contains some bondage and implied non-con. Don't like, don't read, don't flame. PWP.

When Tony receives an embarrassing injury while McGee and Ziva should be listening, how funny is it really? Alternate ending to "Dead Air". G,D Father/son. Ziva, McGee bashing, don't like, don't read. Story complete, will post 1 chapter a day.

Tag to "Dead Air". Tony doesn't trust his teammates to have his six any longer, and he doesn't expect Gibbs to understand. One shot, no ships.

Missing scene from "Faking It". Mike Franks hurt Tony, Gibbs reacts. Spoilers for "Chained", Singled Out" and "Faking It".

Gibbs and Tony have been together for years, but now Gibbs doesn't remember the promise he made to Tony. Slash, G/D, don't like, don't read. Complete. Spoilers for "Hiatus".

Johnny thinks he's in the wrong line of work, Roy does too.

Johnny thinks he may be in the wrong line of work.

Johnny needs a root canal.

Johnny discovers he has a little known medical condition.

In the episode "Snake Bite" when Johnny is bitten by the rattlesnake, he drops the HT over the top of the car, and then when he sits down on the ground just a few seconds later, the HT is back in his hand. This is one version of how it got there.

Tony took the promotion and left for Spain. What does Gibbs think about that? Spoilers for "Hiatus", "Escaped", "Singled Out", and "Faking It". This story is slash, Gibbs/DiNozzo, but there is nothing explicit. Rated for a couple of swear words.

Tony presses charges against Mike Franks for assaulting a federal officer after the events of "Faking It". One shot, no ships. Spoilers for that episode.

One shot. Gibbs is running scared. Can Abby talk some sense into him? Minor spoilers for "Hiatus". This story is slash, Gibbs/DiNozzo. Don't like, don't read. Reposted.