Hello there, The name is Ash!

I absolutely adore yaoi. I am a yaoi addict. If I had to say so myself I am a yaoi fantard. I eat it, breathe it, love it heck if was a smexy guy I would more than likely find a smexy uke for him. This is a shoutout to mi amiga mejor Krissy or Midnight Kyuubi. Go check out her story. Also I published my first story so go and read it. Please!

The picture on top is of Sasuke and Itachi. Aren't they sexy?

Here's all about me!

Hair: short, black with natural brown highlights (wish it was longer, though people keep saying it is long)

Eyes: Sophisticated brown (at least I think so)

Height: I'm pretty frickin tall. 5'8

Birthday: December 13, hehe, thought I was going to put the year!

Age: my own business, old enough to understand the concept of guy-on-guy relations and how it works.

Hobbies: being a pervert, hanging with friends, and taking photos, reading, and of course writing.

Favorite anime: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Vampire Knight, Inuyasha, Loveless, Fujimi Orchestra, Enzai, Sensual Pornograph, Kyou kara maou, Air Gear, and etc.

Favorite shows: George Lopez, Fullhouse (old episodes are better), America's Best Dance Crew, So you think you can dance, Everybody Hates Chris, Aliens in America...

Favorite mangas: only the ring finger knows, othello, silver diamond, fullmetal alchemist, hikaru no go, inuyasha (given up on it. Not really going anywhere), and other yaoi mangas

Favorite artist/groups: Daft Punk, Sergio Mendes, Linkin Park, Jet, Red hot chili peppers, Gorillaz, Blue October, Massive Attack, One winged Angel from FFVII Advent Children

Favorite Pairings:(seme/uke) Sasuke/Naruto, Riku/Sora, Draco/Harry, Shessomaru/Inuyasha, Neji/Gaara, Kiba/Hinata, Shikamaru/Kiba, Shino/Kiba, Itachi/Sasuke/Naruto (pretty hot), Severus/Sirius, Roy/Ed, Sephroith/Cloud, Axel/Roxas

Dislikes: Sakura (I hate her with a passion, I only like her if she is nice and understands Sasuke will never like her.) I hate rude people because that's just rude. I also despise Kairi.

I read a lot of mangas from up and coming mangakas. I download them a LOT!

My favorite quote: First rule: I'm always right. Second rule: when in doubt refer to rule number one.

My first story is Clown Race. I intend to write more but when finish this first. I have some other stories I wrote but never seen it through except one, which I gave to a friend and if she's reading this right now, she knows. (gives pointed look at)

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

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If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

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I'm so sorry I have updated in such a long time, but I haven't given up on my stories. Thanks to all who have supported me for so long!