MonsturrBonesxxx3hide bio
 Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Batman. Well foul creatures of the night, I'm back on fanfiction and ready to dazzle your minds. I'm a whole new person, if you didn't know. And I hope you're ready for what I have in store :X My Quizilla: MonsturrBonesxxx3 Going to be working on a Pokemon story. Slash (Man on man). And it will be Ash x OC. Don't know how it will go, so I can't promise you much. I also will be working on some Supernatural stories/short little loves. My favorite pairings are DeanxCastiel, GabrielxSam, LuciferxSam, LuciferxCastiel, and DeanxMichael. Of course, right? Still love The Dark Knight: JokerxBatman. I also love anime/manga. Still. Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) pairings: SebastianxCiel, SebastionxGrell, CielxDoll, EarlxCiel, ClaudexEarl, ClaudexSebastian, SebastianxWilliam, and CielxUndertaker. Probably more, but those are the main ones. A lot right? I know. Naruto Pairings: NarutoxSasuke, and way too many more for my lazy being to write down. If I can think of anymore I'll let you, the audience and/or world know. But for now, this is all I feel the need to share. Want me to read and review your story, feel free to message me and ask? I like reading ;) Want to just message me and get to know me, go ahead. I'm very open to conversing with new people =) |
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Sexy Ass by kazenoyouni reviews
For years now Naruto has had to endure constant harassment from people around him. But recently the harassment has become too much to bear. The suggestion made by his supposedly caring friends...? SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,353 - Reviews: 2478 - Favs: 3,622 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Through Fox's Eyes by Dhampir reviews
Naruto was 'abandoned' at the age of five and only survived because of Kyuubi's instincts. Eight years later, Sasuke stumbles across him and brings him back to Konoha, but will he be able to cope with society after eight years of solitude? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 97,862 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 2/11/2005
Joker's Playmate by Jokerlady reviews
During an encounter with the Joker to save kidnapped children, Batman falls prisoner of the Clown Prince only to discover a side of the Jester both intriguing, scary and sexy...SLASH!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 243,735 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 7/22/2007 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman
It's Stopped Bleeding Now by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Set after The Dark Knight. An injured Joker finds out that Bruce Wayne is the Batman and pays him a visit. Slash. UPDATED March 6th 2013.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,936 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Bay Cafe by yaoi415 reviews
AU Naruto and Sasuke go to high school together. They hate each other, and things would be easier for Naruto if the jerk wasn't his boss. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 60,215 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Welcome to Yaoi High by eftee reviews
Discontinued. There is a revised version out called "Namikaze."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 122,673 - Reviews: 2061 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 1,360 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ladelle reviews
As Naruto struggles to discover his purpose, he ends up discovering himself. The road to vengeance is never pretty, but with a new intelligence and even greater allies, the future really, really, never saw this coming. Unfortunately, neither did Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,275 - Reviews: 2232 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 1,161 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
For My Pride and Your Promise by eftee reviews
It’s said that if you separate the Vessel from the Keeper, all hell will break loose. It’s only natural that Hell not only breaks loose, but spills over when the Vessel and Keeper awake to find they were separated for over a hundred years. SasuNaru GaaSak
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,666 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 5/19/2009 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Life in the gutter by deathskeith reviews
Sasuke a small rat, wishes he could be a human to love the boy who saved his small life from an angry cafe owner. Will he get his wish from a stranger to be with the blond? Or make the poor Blond's life a mess in the end?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,342 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alive Inside by cryfhau aill reviews
Christian Bale's Batman and Heath Ledger's Joker go head to head literally in a battle of wit, strength, and lust. SLASH on oh so many levels. RIP Heath Ledger. I wish you could go on as the Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,678 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Naruto's Pet by BakaNekoSan reviews
Being chased by Sakura sends Sasuke over the edge to try out a jutsu that he had never used before, turning him into a DOG! And what luck! Naruto suddenly wants one just in time to get Sasuke! SasuNaruSasu INCOMPLETE AND ADOPTED BY KitsuneLuvr88
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 66,141 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Almost got 'im by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
TDK Bruce gets a special visitor. Bruce/Joker. Slash M/M Nolanverse. Rated T for adult situations, language, suggestiveness. ONE SHOT. This is what happens when you underestimate a clown scorned.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,419 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
I Don't Dance by Forever Yours Zana reviews
In which Naruto is a gangster street dancer sure to rock the city streets of NYC and Sasuke’s the handsome and reserved Asian with a past. Mainly NaruSasu, crackish
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,156 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cat's Tales by o-banana reviews
Iruka thought he had enough trouble looking after a house full of cats, dogs, and various other humanoids. But when Naruto goes into heat, he finds out what trouble really means... YAOI SasuNaru, various other pairings. Anthro
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,132 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In Light, Shall We Walk? by drarythoughts reviews
What do you do when the supposed creatures of myth begin to go to your high school? Sasu/Naru, Neji/Gaara, Shikamaru/Kiba
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,944 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,823 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Low Wage Worth by Novelist Pup reviews
The irritable worker who hates his job, the annoying customer, and the bastard of a manager. Who ever said life wasn't worth it? [AU, SasuNaruSai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,916 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sai
A Fox And A Hound by darkalbino reviews
Not even nature's rivalry can come between affection, as orphaned fox Naruto and hunting dog Sasuke are about to discover...My version of Disney's the fox and the hound; SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,492 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
All the umbrellas in London by eftee reviews
Sasuke watched him leave; watched as the door swung open and closed; listened as the bell chimed, sounding another customer departure; sounding Naruto’s departure from his life. SasuNaru. AU. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,146 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Uchiha Complex by eftee reviews
Sasuke, why don't you ever take it up the ass? -- Naruto's all important question. SasuNaru. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Misery Business by Ladelle reviews
By fluke or stroke of malice, Naruto wakes up in the future. He is unknowingly a key piece in a corporate struggle for power, and struggles to maintain his sexuality, especially with the corporate Mogul Uchiha wanting more than just his intelligence. EPIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,498 - Reviews: 2009 - Favs: 1,918 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Going Down by Zrina reviews
Surviving the plane crash was easy. Surviving each other’s company will be a little harder. NaruSasu, AU, Yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,704 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 1,047 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 10/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 77 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just Want to Know What You Feel by dead edged blade reviews
Uchihas are cursed demons who can’t live without their mates. Now that Sasuke has found his not so willing mate Naruto, he attempts to take his blond back with him. Naruto wants true emotion, assuming Sasuke only wants his body, how wrong he is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,021 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 324 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Puppy Lovin' by darkalbino reviews
When Kakashi punishes Sasuke by turning him into a dog, the dark canine ends up being taken in by none other than the cute blonde he's lusting after...oh, this won't bode well...or will it? SasuNaru, and naughty things with a doll
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 194 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don't Say A Word by Lady of Revenge reviews
When a sunny high schoolboy meets a schizophrenic and silent mental hospital patient. NaruSasu. Warnings for rape/child-abuse in flashbacks , mental illnesses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,962 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Quiet Night by jiyensa reviews
Bruce Wayne has an unexpected visitor on his night off. BatmanJoker slashiness
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/16/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
He Likes Me, He Likes Me Not by BakaNekoSan reviews
Ten year old Naruto is completely alone in the world, that is, until Sasuke comes along one day to keep him company. Thing is Naruto doesn't want to let him go now. A fluffy oneshot between Naruto and Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Sasuke's Mission by eftee reviews
Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission. Uchiha Sasuke is a shinobi on a mission... to screw Naruto every place screwable. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 109 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Endless Dance by Nokomiss reviews
He thinks that once upon a time, he had been able to control himself around the clown. BatmanJoker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Collection of Smiles by Spiders-in-college reviews
A new story is beginning...the beginning of the end. Fakiru fic, chapter 3 up!
Princess Tutu - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2006 - Published: 7/6/2006
Dirty Little Secret by TheBlackCatCrossing reviews
Batman meets the one man that will make him beg. Dark Knight and Clown Prince slash. Torture. Manipulation. Non con. Dark psychological one shot. Humor. Epistle. Cute surprise ending though!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Damaetas by pellaz reviews
SasuNaru. Set postseries. Orochimaru has taken Sasuke's body, and Naruto hunts him while dealing with such obstacles as training his first genin team.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,235 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 6/26/2004
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Madness reviews
One more push could be the end of Bruce's insanity . . .
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Haunted reviews
He comes home from another long night of being Batman, and feels like maybe he can have a normal rest of the night, but that's impossible for him with the Joker on his case. It may be a bit confusing, but you'll hopefully get it in the end. Batman/Joker
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,252 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
The Internet reviews
When Bruce has nothing to do, he succumbs to a chatting website and meets this guy who seems pretty cool. Turns out the guy is his worst enemy ever. How awkward . . . now what? Batman/Joker
Batman - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,452 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker
Dance With The Devil reviews
This game they played would never end, and neither one was going down without the other. They were tied by a bond that only the Joker realized was there, and he was going to make sure Batman realized it too. Batman/Joker. Slash.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
The City Is at War reviews
The year is 2050, and there's a new gang running the streets of Konoha City, and the leader goes by 'the King.' Naruto, a police officer in training, is determined to stop this so-called 'King.' Even if it costs him . . . his heart? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fall For You reviews
Three years ago the one Naruto loved Hinata Hyuga died on Valentine's Day, and now Sakura feels he needs to move on and find someone new - and she has just the man to bring the old Naruto back. A young, aspiring piano player - Uchiha, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
