FORMELY KNOWN AS: Konohashinobi07

Age: 29

Currently Watching: either listening to music, anything Zoro x Sanji related or One Piece related in general on Youtube

Likes: Redd's Apple or Heineken or white wine

Dislikes: Red wine

Favorite Comic Books: Lucifer, The Sandman, The Dreaming, House of Whispers, Preacher, Redlands, Death or Glory, Flavor, Farmhand, Ice Cream Man, Lady Mechanika

Favorite Manga: Naruto/Naruto Shippuden, Fullmetal Alchemist, One Piece, The Cain Saga/Godchild, Love Mode, Dengeki Daisy, Monkey High!, One-Punch Man, Dragonball Saga, Mob Psycho 100

Favorite Anime: Naruto/Naruto:Shippuden, One Piece, Space Dandy, Michiko & Hatchin, Dragonball Saga, Mob Psycho 100, Boruto: Naruto Next Generations

Favorite Books: Neil Gaiman, Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice, Harry Potter (1-5), The Haunted Bookshop Mystery Series by Alice Kimberly, Sean King and Michelle Maxwell Series by David Baldacci, any horror by Stephen King (no sci-fi as of yet), any mystery/fiction in general

Favorite Shows: Lucifer, Ghost Adventures, Law and Order, Chrisley Knows Best, The Curse of Oak Island, David Tutera's CELEBrations, The Daily Show with Trevor Noah, The Big Bang Theory, House, South Park, The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, The Colbert Report, American Horror Story, Tosh.0, Criminal Minds, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Royal Pains, Psych, NCIS, White Collar, Monk, The Good Wife, Naruto, Naruto: Shippuden, One Piece, Space Dandy, Elementary, Impractical Jokers, The Handmaid's Tale, Stranger Things, Ripper Street, Hell On Wheels, Salem, X Files, The Good Fight, Kitchen Nightmares, Hotel Hell, Hell's Kitchen

Favorite Movie(s): seen many but can't really pick just one-too many to name

Favorite Music: Metal and Alternative Rock mostly but I can like other types as well

Favorite Artists/Bands: Five Finger Death Punch, Asking Alexandria, The Amity Affliction, Escape the Fate, Theory of A Deadman, We Came As Romans, Eminem, Danny Worsnop (lead singer of Asking Alexandria) then it's a mix of other artists depending on the song

Favorite Characters: Jasper Hale, Esme Cullen, and Seth Clearwater (Twilight), Itachi Uchiha, Naruto, Gaara, Tsunade, and Konan (Naruto), Lestat, Louis, Armand (Vampire Chronicles)

Favorite Twilight Characters:

1. Jasper and Esme

2. Everyone else except Edward

3. Termites

4. Edward

Favorite Characters where 1 person is #1:

1. Jasper

2. Esme

3. Everyone else except Edward

4. Termites

5. Edward

Favorite Naruto Characters (overall):

1. Itachi, Gaara, Naruto, Tsunade and Konan

2. Everyone else except Orochimaru

3. Termites

4. Orochimaru

Favorite Characters where 1 person is #1 (overall):

1. Itachi

2. Gaara and Naruto

3. Tsunade

4. Konan

5. Everyone else except Orochimaru

6. Termites

7. Orochimaru

Itachi is my favorite male bad guy. My favorite female bad girl is Konan of the Akatsuki. Tsunade is my favorite female of the good guys. Gaara and Naruto are tied as my favorite good guys. I forgot to mention that Jasper and Esme (I have to admit that IF I was at least bisexual, I would do her) are my favorite vampires. Seth Clearwater is now my favorite "werewolf" (technically shape-shifter). :) I don't really care much about the rest of the Pack except of course for Seth

Why I like Seth Clearwater: I just absolutely love Seth. He's my only favorite wolf of the whole La Push pack. I felt bad for Leah with everything that she went through on top of shifting herself and I would never say Jacob was/is a bad guy. I love how Seth is friendly and endearing and unbias- I mean that Seth knows loyalty and protecting his family and tribe and can open-minded to the Cullens and forming his own opinion about them by actually getting to know them than just hating them without knowing the full story. Seth lightens up the mood into a more amicable and non-hostile environment while having fun joking around and getting to know people by also staying on a neutral side and not afraid to ask questions to get info so that everyone in the pack actually think before they act.

Favorite Couples:

Note: most of these in my favorites are rated T or M although I do have a little bit that are rated K or Kt. It really depends on the story.

Twilight-PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE ARE MY FAVORITE PAIRINGS ONLY IN FANFICTION EXCEPT CARLISLE X ESME THAT REMAINED MY FAVORITE PAIRING IN BOTH FANFICTION AND IN THE ACTUAL SERIES

I believe that Bella should have belonged mostly to the Volturi or Carlisle because when Carlisle was living with the Volturi he was technically part of the Volturi Coven at one point in time. I've read fanfiction of Bella with some of the Nomadic Vampires like Stefan/Vladimir, Alistair, Garrett, and Peter. So some reason, Alistair x Bella stuck with me the most though I'm not saying that Bella with Stefan/Vladimir, Garrett, and Peter were bad, they were great but I guess I lost my interest in them as a pairing. The same can be said for Bella with Sam, Paul, Jared, and even Leah and also even with Rosalie, Jasper, Emmett and some of the Volturi Guard like Felix, Demetri, Alec, and Jane though there are really good ones. I will tell you that I don't care for Bella and the Pack anymore. I won't read them anymore. End of story. I'll just stick with my personal favorite pairings.

Twilight Favorite Pairings:

Carlisle x Bella-I love them more as a romantic couple but I also do enjoy the fanfictions of them with a father/daughter bonding especially if the story is canon pairings. Honestly, I think that Carlisle and Bella as a romantic couple should have been from the very beginning in Meyer's Twilight verse where Esme is the mother to the Cullen children in public and private and wife to Carlisle but in reality her relationship with Carlisle is that of brother/sister.

Carlisle x Esme-OTP (One True Pairing for those who don't know) but when it came to the actual series they were my only favorite couple

Jasper x Seth-I read a couple stories and I though that they were/are an interesting couple because Seth had expressed his friendship with Edward at least especially at the end of battle in Eclipse with the Victoria's newborn vampire army

Aro x Sulpicia

Aro x Bella

Caius x Athenodora

Marcus x Bella

Caius x Bella

Aro x Carlisle

Alistair x Bella

Edward x Bella-I usually don't generally like them as a romantic pairing unless it's a really really really really really good story plot or or it's a short and sweet reflection-type of story or it's hurt/comfort/family where their romance is actually a romance that most people I think would have preferred to have seen in the books between them

Jacob x Leah-only because I'm neutral for Renesmee though I didn't like Jacob imprinting on her when she was so young and I always wanted Jacob to either imprint on or at least get together with Leah and help Leah move on from Sam so Leah can get the happy ending she so deserves

Threesomes:

Carlisle x Bella x Jasper

Carlisle x Bella x Esme

Caius x Bella x Athenodora

Aro x Carlisle x Sulpicia

Foursomes:

Aro x Bella x Caius x Marcus

Athenodora x Bella x Didyme x Sulpicia

Overall Preferred Twilight Pairings:

Carlisle x Bella as a romantic couple (OTP in fanfiction)

Volturi Kings x Bella as either any of them with Bella or all 4 together (not that I don't like the Volturi kings with their wives)

Note: I like Bella with any of the Cullen men (except Edward unless there's a threesome with Edward) but for some reason that I can't seem to explain I'd rather Bella be with Carlisle. In the book, Bella is mentioned to be independent and being with the older vampires suits her so that she can still be independent and be taken care of at the same time and would be convinced to remain human for longer

Twilight Fanfiction Recommendations and My All Time Favorites:

Panta Rhei (Rated T) and Panta Rhei-Outtakes (Rated M) by erythra-selena (Marcus x Bella: Both- In progress)

Twilight by Setkia (Edward x Bella- Rated T- In progress)

Disillusioned and Unsinkable Ships by (Carlisle x Bella- Both Rated M- Both In progress)

Strange Scales by NemmaStar (Edward x Bella- Rated T- In progress)

Tell Me, We Both Matter, Don't We? by JessRosser (Carlisle x Bella- Rated M- In progress)

Changes (Rated T- Complete) and Intentions (Rated T- In progress?) by atinaej (Both Carlisle x Bella)

A New Heart by Tasha.B.J.C (Carlisle x Bella x Jasper- Rated M- In progress)

Move on (Does it feel wrong?) by ej'snwsm (Edward x Jacob- Rated M- Complete)

Once Lost by MorphineLips1994 (Alistair x Bella- Rated M- In progress)

Enigma by PsychoAsh (Edward x Bella- Rated T- In progress)

Her Brothers by EmilyF.6 (Rated M- Complete), Shooting by EmilyF.6 (Rated T- Complete), People Will Talk by EmilyF.6 (Rated M- Complete), Shield by EmilyF.6 (Rated T- In progress), Wrecked by EmilyF.6 (Rated T- In progress), Safe (Rated M- Complete)

Damages I: Shock (Carlisle) by Mir Queen (Carlisle x Bella- Rated T- Complete), Damages II: Resentment (Rosalie) by Mir Queen (Rosalie x Bella- Rated T- In progress), Intangible Sentiment by Mir Queen (A Damages Companion Piece) (Carlisle x Edward-Rated T-In progress)

Please Note: Her Brothers, Shooting, People Will Talk, and Shield are a series and should be read in that order. Wrecked and Safe are each separate stories and not sequels to anything. Also, all of EmilyF.6's stories mentioned above have a strong focus on FAMILY and all are Edward x Bella as the main romantic couple. Also, Move on (Does it feel wrong?) is the only Edward x Jacob fanfiction that I really enjoyed and interested me. I read other ones and they were really good writing but that just didn't appeal to me, didn't really interest me and I don't know why that is. I usually don't pair Edward and Jacob in a gay relationship, but Move on (Does it feel wrong?) was different and it's really the only one that I will pair Edward and Jacob together. Mir Queen's Damages series strongly focus on Family/Hurt/Comfort with 6 more sequels on the way. The Damages Companion Pieces also strongly focus on Family/Hurt/Comfort with 8 more on the way.

Naruto Favorite Pairings:

Naruto x Gaara

Naruto x Temari

Naruto x Kyuubi-Kyuubi can transform into a human and is either male or female in human form

Kakashi x Gai

Kakashi x Naruto

Harry Potter Favorite Pairings:

Harry x Draco

Harry x Neville

Sirius Black x Remus Lupin

James x Lily (Harry's parents)

Harry x Snape

Harry x Pansy Parkinson

Harry x Luna Lovegood

Harry x Hermione

One Piece Favorite Pairings:

Zoro x Sanji (preferably with Zoro on top)

Before, I never paired any couples because it just seemed like when it came to the Strawhats that nobody really cares about the future except reaching their goals...until recently. It started with curiosity of the pairing so I began reading then videos on YouTube and now I'm hooked solely on Zoro x Sanji

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