Fifth in my "Something Wonderful" series. Bilbo has trouble finding the perfect Christmas present for Thorin. He decides to ask his friends and family for help. Modern AU!

Dwalin was so busy making sure Thorin understood the gifts Bilbo graced the king with that he did not give much time to think over the items Ori gave him. It took the scribe giving Dawlin a punch to get him to finally realize.

He may be a pain, but I guess I have no choice but to love him. A two-shot involving Gumball and Marshall's pros and cons. GumLee! There's a better remake on my AO3, EchoSoup!

ONE SHOT: Merlin and Arthur: The one where one has to sit on the other's lap on a car trip.

""I-" and Castiel says the words quickly. "I could always read you some other pieces of literature" and the angel looks away as if he expects Dean to run out of the room." Dean would be the first to admit he's not a reader. Castiel has a way to remedy that. It involves a lot of reading aloud. And a lot of lying on the same bed. But that's just an accident. Destiel. S8/9

Dr. Banner's Guide to Seduction or How to Win a Genius, Billionaire, Playboy and Philanthropist by Using Neurolinguistic Programming

When Fiona and Cake have Marshall and Gumball house-sit (BIMO-sit?) the two decide to play a little game of cards. Random, hopefully funny, events ensue. Wrote this kinda late, hope its still good. Rated for Marshall cussing. Marball (Gumlee)

When he checks the receipt, there's a phone number scrawled on the back. Even the boxes are speechless. (Or the one where Wade is pretty and nobody can leave him alone.)

Sam is a lawyer who had a bad day at work. Gabriel is manning the ring toss booth at a traveling carnival. The younger Winchester's Valentine's Day is about to get interesting. Sabriel. One-Shot. Rated M for a reason. Enjoy!

ONE-SHOT! In the final weeks of senior year, Puck begins eavesdropping on Kurt's conversations, only to get the wrong end of the stick. Or has he? Puck POV. Disregards Blaine. PUCKURT!

Sometimes mistletoes want you to punch each other. HPDM. Slash. Eight Year. Hogwarts!fic. EWE.

Wade meets Peter during community service and he's most definitely not charmed.

After getting hit with an unknown beam during a fight with Mysterio, Peter can't see Wade's scars.

In which a car crash, a death, and a new job open up a whole different future for Sam Winchester, and Dean can't quite believe his own luck. Destiel, Sabriel.

temp!genderbent!spideypool getting-together fic

SEQUEL TO LETTERS TO W. Peter and Wade on a date.

spideypool coffee shop AU (pre-slash)

Every morning, Dean and Cas take the same elevator at work. And every morning, Dean has to suffer Cas' inability to tie his tie properly. It is a bonding eyperience.

Prompt: Since Wade is Canadian, he obviously says 'Eh' now and then. Peter finds that adorable and can't help but kiss him every time he does it. Even in the most inappropriate moments.

AU Porny ansty verse. Dean is a self confessed dick addict, who gets off on getting 'fixes' with multiple guys. Cas, is the cop that arrests him for public indecency. Smut, angst etc.

Avoiding his new neighbor shouldn't be too hard, shouldn't it ?

Dwalin is a simple dwarf. A warrior loyal to his king and kin. Romantic feelings are things that he has trouble dealing with, and he had never expected they would come in the form of the precious gem that was Ori, with his rare artistic talents.

The sequel to What You're Missing Out On. The boys celebrate New Year's together, and get to catch up on everything that has happened since that faithful LA trip. Warnings inside.

Gabriel's wings are sore. Sam, in an action that surprises them both, offers to help him with that. Wingfic. Sabriel.

One would think that a silent man is incapable of causing much trouble in a library. One would be wrong. Written for the Uni Merlin Fest. Arthur/Merlin, Romance

When Dummy takes a liking to Bruce, Tony can't help but get jealous, and when Tony denies it, Bruce takes matters into his own hands... Graphic m/m smut. Tony x Bruce. Please Read and Review!

It had been Mercedes' idea at first. He didn't really know now, as he lay on an old, outworn, queen-sized bed, with Noah Puckerman's strong arms wrapped around him, if this had been a good idea. It sure felt good, at least, as the tanned man's hold on him tightened and he felt himself being pushed even flusher against his bare chest. Warnings inside. M to be safe.

Sometimes we all need someone to take care of us no matter how tough we are. Still not entirely sure where this came from but I love the idea of Coulson taking care – true, deep, honest D/s care – of Clint when they are alone.

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

They just got a bit curious. It wasn't supposed to go down this path. THIS IS A WARNING FOR EXPLICIT VIVISECTION

So Tony was just having a bit of fun with, you know, maybe about 3% revenge incorporated . Secrets are good to know, yeah? And Banner's been holding out on them, keeping these military lab sessions to himself. -TWs, language, science boyfriends-

Suga Bee requested Tony and Bruce bonding over a baby or child. So, this happened. When a baby is abandoned at Tony's door, it doesn't quite turn out like he planned. But maybe that's OK. Hope you like! :-D Reviews are greatly appreciated. M for vague sexual references.

For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.

Puck and Kurt met at the mall...except one of them isn't exactly himself. Warnings inside

Tony reminisces about his pains and about his failed attempt at seducing Bruce before Bruce makes some repairs on Tony's Arc Reactor. Bruce makes a decision on how to really repair Tony.

Puck runs into Kurt Hummel six years after graduation. Well, maybe 'runs into' isn't totally the right way of describing it. Written for the Puckurt Chrismakkuah fest on Livejournal. Prequel to "Fatherhood: A Guide".

Percival invites Gwaine over to toast chesnuts and marshmallows. 19/25 of my 25 Days of Fanfic, 2011! Ficlet features unestablished relationship, Gwaine's ridiculousness, Percival's kindness. Modern!au.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

Hermione Granger has a one-off with a mystery stranger in the dark on Halloween night, that ends with them agreeing not to know each other's identities, but neither able to let it go. 2011 Samhain Smut fest entry. Hot Shag-Mystery-Romance! COMPLETE!

Bobby comes to a realization about this "thing" he and Crowley have going on. FINALLY fixed!

In which Puck and Kurt are nerds and flirt with each other using Harry Potter references. Puck/Kurt slash

Puck came back from juvie different; quiet and contained. Kurt finds out there was no juvie, and Noah's on a slope to becoming yet another statistic unless someone gives him a reason not to. Contains mentioned suicide attempt and self-harm.

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

Arthur's the King of Camelot…nightclub. He can pick and choose who he wants, and he does – often – no promises and absolutely no repeats. The night he chooses Merlin might just be his undoing.

Arthur and Merlin meet in the waiting room at 'Straight and Strapped' and Merlin recognises Arthur from Uni. It's all a bit awkward, and Arthur enjoys it a bit too much. Lots of adult content, slightly dub-con and a bit kinky in places. Modern AU.

AU Prisoner!Dean in hospital being reluctantly examined by Intern!Cas. Warning, mentions of past abuse sexual and physical , character death, some scenes that some may find disturbing, mental scars, terminal illness.

Kurt's dating the wrong sort of guys, Noah needs him to understand this. Contains spanking. Warnings inside, enjoy!

Ron thinks Blaise is up to something. Blaise is, but it's not at all what Ron expects. M for a reason!

Crowley keeps turning up. Bobby is confused and pissed off and actually kind of grateful sometimes, except for when he finds out why. AU, Weekend at Bobby's doesn't go quite the way that it originally did. Bobby/Crowley.

5 times Puck pretended to be Kurt's boyfriend and 1 time he didn't have to...

Childhood - Highschool AU. Dean and Castiel's discoveries in sexuality begin at the tender age of nine. Warnings for underage and sensitive subjects. No child abuse etc though.

Puck's got insomnia, he's lucky if he can get a couple hours of sleep a night. But when he falls asleep with Kurt, accidentally on the bus, well, it's the best sleep he's had in years. He doesn't seek it out, but it happens again, Kurt's not complaining.

Puck's sexuality crisis wasn't his fault. It wasn't even Hummel's. It was his shoelaces. Seriously. PUCKURT Three-shot. Smut Ahoy!

How Kurt managed to pick up a stray like Puck was anyone's guess. Written for maeby sparrow in the 2010 Chrismukkah Fic Exchange!

Crack/Romance Dean and Castiel's relationship starts with a serious of cellphone pranks. Sam POV & Dean POV Dean writes 'for a good time call Cas 9875467' on every bathroom wall they see for three days...

The first three times, Weasley comes to him for one thing only. Or at least that's what he tells Severus.

Puck suddenly has the ability to read Kurt's mind. And it is FILTHY. And a 24/7 show about one Noah Puckerman. Puck/Kurt, basically pure porn

When Noah Puckerman can't sleep, he wanders the streets of Lima, breathing and thinking. One night he comes across someone who's not a friend, but could be. Puck/Kurt

The choir room is dark and noisy. Kurt and Puck are the only two people not fighting. Sometimes a little exibitionism is fun. Pre-Never Been Kissed PWP

It's 1855 and the east coast is tense with the possibility of a Civil War, but in Northern Minnesota Noah Puckerman knows nothing of such politics. He just wondering how his going to live with his new bride

Puck is always calm and collected. Kurt wants to find the one thing he can say to change that. Puck/Kurt.

Puck's horizons are broadened in a way that he never expected.

Arthur is obsessed with Merlin. Well, a certain part of Merlin in particular...

Kurt has a secret admirer who decides to let his affections be known via sext. Who is he? Will Kurt's relationship with the admirer always be virtual or will there will be a new power couple at WMHS? Rated M for language and sexy boy/boy imagery!

Viktor Krum returns after the war to woo Hermione, only to find he's too late. Harry attempts to take care of him. Warning: Mature Adult Content.

This fic is a sequel to a fic by LadyVaderWrites called Friend Like Me. Go read it. ANGST WARNING LIKE WHOA. TAKE TISSUE. YOU WILL CRY. You might cry when you read this one, too, but don't read it unless you read hers first. Posted with permission.

Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.

Very silly ficlet, written after reading HPGoF. Greg Goyle just doesn't get it, Draco tries to show him.

Jonny McGovern helps Puck tell Kurt he's gay and wants to bang him. SLASH

When Blaise Zabini can't have the object of his affections, he starts looking for a substitute. To his surprise, Zacharias Smith turns out to be a better choice than expected. DON'T JUDGE ME, JUST TRUST ME AND READ IT. It's CUTE. Yeah, mature content.

Well Mr. Schue decides to shake up the Gleeks by getting them to do a little improv. Our two favourite heros Puck and Kurt go toe to toe against each other. Umm What could possibly happen? A little kissing, and hoefully a lot of fun!

Wherein Morgana Hires Merlin to Pretend to be Her Boyfriend So Arthur Doesn't Find Out She's a Big, Big Slutty Person. Um. But it's Merlin/Arthur slash, comedy, modern!AU.

Kurt and Puck's Easter-slash-Passover together. Pretty much equal parts porn, fluff, and angst. Mature content warning! For, like, one part.

Kurt officially comes out to the glee club.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other, and knocking out a twelve-foot mountain troll is one of them. So is obsession with Harry Potter. Puck/Kurt , Puck-Kurt-Finn friendship

It was Wolfsbane Night, and Lupin was naked and wasn't letting Severus go *anywhere.* / Shameless smut, RL/SS, reluctant!sex.

Kurt was used to hearing ludicrous stuff about him. Finally, he heard something that was hard to ignore. One shot! I swear! Pink here! Read and Review!

Puck really doesn't want to risk getting another girl pregnant. Puck/Kurt

When Ron gets a mysterious cold, Harry is forced to share a room with the twins...yeah, it's that kind of story. Warnings for Twincest and hot Harry corruption.

It's time to send in an expert. Because Raphael may not be a human, but he knows exactly how they think. Dean/Castiel

Millie's not your ordinary girl, but Charlie finds that if you scratch the surface, there's a bit more to her. Charlie/Millicent

When Severus is sick, Percy makes a discovery that won't leave him alone. Later, it proves to be just the help Percy needed to make Christmas unforgettable for both of them.

Something as distasteful as being sick turns out to be solid proof that Noah can be a good boyfriend. -- Kurt/Puck

Emma Pillsbury was not the first person to come acroos Kurt while he was drunk! - Slash Puck/Kurt - Slight spoilers for The Rhodes not Taken.

Sirius is confused, Regulus is evil, and it's just too HOT. AU. Plotless smut. Warnings aplenty. Sirius/Regulus. SLASH. BLACKCEST. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Percy Weasley finds himself attracted to the Minister of Magic...a little to attracted to be healthy really. This is a Oneshot following their relationship. male/male

D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?