JooseBoxxhide bio
 Author has written 43 stories for Glee, and Once Upon a Time. Name: Joose Age: upwards of twenty Location: United Kingdom What does this mean: This means that I am a UK resident -thus a UK speller- who has a lot of free time and far too much of a sadistic streak for it to be utterly comfortable. I stick mostly to the angst side of things, although it usually ends in a Hurt/Comfort scenario, I believe strongly in content and spoiler warnings. Unless a story is marked IN-PROGRESS it is a one-shot, although some have the promise of a second-part or sequel. Please note ratings! They are there for a reason. Also; I like rabbits. White and black ones. With twitchy noses. |
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Until I Met You by AMiserableLove reviews
Per request here's a collection of my unrelated ficlets, drabbles, and one-shots that I had originally posted on tumblr. I'm giving this a T-rating but some of the fics will have M content...I'll put the appropriate warnings before each story. Expect angst, fluff, smut and everything in between! *Newest update-Chapter 16 is PURE SMUT!*
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,573 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 11/7/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook
Two ships in the night (passing closely) by killians-dimples reviews
She doesn't know how to apologize for seducing his drunken past-self except to, well, seduce his drunken current-self. Silly, drunk smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,764 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Counting Stars by swaggercaptain reviews
He could only imagine how different it would be to kiss her softly, to cup her face and lean in slowly so she understood. He could only picture being about to wrap his arms around her waist as she smiled that elusive open smile. Set after saving Neal, Killian thinks about what could have been since he's under the impression his chances with Emma are shot to hell. [One-shot]
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,673 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 61 - Published: 10/31/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
Swallowed by the Sea by swaggercaptain reviews
She could feel his surprise; his body going rigid as his eyes widened, shock emanating off him as she continued the exchange, the feel of his lips against hers nothing like she'd ever imagined. And then, as he seemed to realise, she felt him relax, his mouth moving gently against hers.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook - Complete
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Power and Control reviews
The magical empathic connection between Regina and Snow doesn't wear off and they continue to share physical sensations. Regina is gradually overcome with Snow's desire with Charming. A certain pirate becomes available to assist until Regina can work out how to dull the connection. Until then, well, needs must. Rating for content. AU after Season 2.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,500 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 1/16/2014 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Killian Jones/Captain Hook] [Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard, David N./Prince Charming]
Never Been Afraid to Roll the Dice reviews
Collection of Captain Swan prompts based on a shipper friend's demands. Ratings will vary, additional pairings will vary. May contain AU or filler scenes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,669 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/28/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - [Emma S., Killian Jones/Captain Hook] Henry Mills, Snow White/Mary M. Blanchard
All You Know and How You Speak reviews
After having sex with Shelby, Puck realises what a huge mistake he's made and ends up on Rachel's doorstep. Not season 3 compliant.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Is That a Magnet in Your Pocket reviews
After their first Nationals, the original New Directions party it up during the summer. 'Spin the Bottle' leads to all kinds of trouble for certain people. Heavy feature of Puckurt, Quittana and mixed pairs. Rating for sexual content. Three Parts.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,163 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
In Good Health and Good Time reviews
A car crash puts Puck in the hospital, killing his mother and grandmother. Mr. Puckerman is called while Puck lies in the hospital. A reunion that results in shocking revelations, surprising revelations and a completely new family. 3 part BigBang entry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 34,089 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
My Brother's Keeper reviews
Sarah has rules for her cell phone and Noah usually follow those rules too. But when he texts her in class, and tells her there's a shooter at his school, Sarah's pretty sure the rules don't apply here. Warning; high school shooting, no character death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
The Grass is Always Greener reviews
Somehow, Quinn and Puck somehow end up in each others bodies. It's not as fun as it sounds either. This is now how they planned to spend senior year. Bodyswap! Crack! Quick
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,025 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Puck, Quinn F.
Every Car You Chase reviews
Puck looks to 'fix' Rachel after a break up with Finn. It has some surprising results. "Can we try us again?" Rating for Puck's language. Prompt fill.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Through Thick and Thin reviews
Finn's away with mono when Puck comes in sporting an impressive wound. The truth doesn't hit until Finn's back with a clue-by-four. Angst prompt; references abuse Finn, Quinn, Puck friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Heading for a Meltdown reviews
Puck answers Kurt's phone during glee one afternoon. And so launches Santana and Puck's quest to find the mystery caller. Season 1. Warning for homophobic slurs. Pre-slash.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
What Am I Waiting For reviews
Puck had a big confession prepared for Kurt on the night of Regionals in their junior year. But Kurt's non-confession sort of ruined that. So Puck was pregnant, and it was Kurt's, but Kurt was with Blaine. Puck didn't expect the drama that followed.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Do You Feel Me Now reviews
On a car journey back from a performance, Quinn is in Puck's lap. It's not exactly a smooth ride. Kink prompt. Rating for content. Public sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
Touch Me and I Come Alive reviews
Puck and Santana bang at a party, with the glee club in the room. Kink prompt. Rating for content. Exhibitionism.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Puck, Santana L. - Complete
Drunken Snuggles Can Lead to Threesomes reviews
After Rachel's party, Puck's far too drunk to go home to his ma, Mike offers his place to crash. Puck's grateful. Mike/Puck/Tina threesome. Rating for content. Spoilers for 2.16 Blame it On the Alcohol.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,608 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Puck, Mike C. - Complete
Beautiful in every single way reviews
Finn tells her she's beautiful. Noah makes her feel it. Spoilers for Born This Way. Mature.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,985 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Books and Their Covers reviews
Domestic!Puckerman household. Kurt has to stop by the Puckerman residence to work on a Glee project with Puck. Just looking at the house is foreboding enough, but what if appearances aren't everything? Kurt discovers that there's so much more to Puck.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,334 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/3/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Ain't Nobody Else Gonna Make it Right reviews
Finn doesn't believe a man can be raped by a woman. Puck doesn't contribute to the discussion because he's scared that if he opens his mouth, he'll break down in tears. Candid talk of rape, mentioned sexual assault of a minor. Prompt fill.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
Best Friends Before Losers reviews
When Mr Schue kicked Santana out of Glee, he didn't just lose one member. He lost two. Spoilers for 3.01. Santana and Puck friendship.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Puck, Santana L. - Complete
Looking for Heaven for the Devil in Me reviews
Puck came back from juvie different; quiet and contained. Kurt finds out there was no juvie, and Noah's on a slope to becoming yet another statistic unless someone gives him a reason not to. Contains mentioned suicide attempt and self-harm.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Almost but Not Quite Really reviews
Burt meets Mrs Puckerman instead of Carole. Sparks fly. Now Kurt has to deal with Puck living with him. Except Puck and Noah aren't really the same person. Season One AU; fluff prompt. Multi Parter.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,034 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Darkest Before the Dawn reviews
When Puck's mother walks out half way through his junior year, Noah finds himself responsible for his sister, himself and keeping up the pretence. Things don't always work out that way. Prompt response.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,565 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
It's Not What You Say reviews
Puck secretly writes the school newspaper advice column. He's convinced high school shouldn't be this dramatic. Puckurt meme prompt. Contains depictions of a stalker situation, mentions of self-harm and abuse not main characters .
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,722 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
I Need Something More reviews
It starts with a 'Round Robin' of truth and snowballs. Puck isn't sure when his life turned into an episode of Sweet Valley High. Mentions of child abuse of a sexual nature. Anonymous prompt response.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,748 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
It's Okay to Say You've Got a Weak Spot reviews
Some kid losing it at school sends everything into chaos. Puck has just one priority; get Becky safe. Angst meme prompt, depicts school shooting. Gen.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Puck, Becky J. - Complete
Not Just the Light reviews
Puck has this habit of just pushing himself, even when he maybe shouldn't. Angst meme prompt. Gen.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,833 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Puck - Complete
Papa Was a Rollin' Stone reviews
Puck's Dad dies, the club tries to get him to open up while he claims he's fine. Kurt finds out he's not really. Minor character death.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Mine Before and Mine Again reviews
Carole had a second son, but he was kidnapped while a baby. One day, the police tell her they've found him. Only sitting there, it's Noah Puckerman. Angst meme prompt.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Carole H., Puck - Complete
I'll Be the One to Protect You reviews
Kurt's been unaware of the attention he's gotten from two men, but they have a gift to present to him. It's not the type of gift anyone really asks for. DARK content. Rated for abuse, torture and violence. Mentioned rape. Mild Puckurt.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,929 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 26 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
The Hidden Depths of Noah Puckerman reviews
The Puckzilla has hidden depths: New Directions are a little surprised to discover them. Fluff meme prompt. Gen. Rated for language.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Puck - Complete
Adventure Time is Epic reviews
Kurt and Finn are left in charge of five children. They don't cope well. Enter Noah Puckerman, who has mad babysitting skills. Fluff meme prompt. Gen.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,050 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Dream a Little Dream of Me reviews
Rachel really is a little psychic. Enough that when she dreams of Noah dying, she knows it's a message. She just doesn't expect it to be a repeat message. Mentions character death, no actual character death.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,720 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
Who Makes You Feel reviews
Unable to use his fists to get Karofsky off Kurt's case, Puck goes to other measures to keep Kurt at McKinley. Warning for semi-prostitution, light bondage. Rating for content.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,053 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Puck, D. Karofsky - Complete
Fight a Good Fight reviews
Puck wears a 'FCKH8' campaign shirt to school. Things happen. Pro-Gay Rights campaign, featured Puckurt and Brittana. Mentioned homophobia.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 44 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Of Sex and Waffles reviews
Kurt and Finn have bonded as brothers and now they're trying something new. Puck spends the night and the brothers DP him in Kurt's bed. Progressing relations -Kurt/Puck/Finn, Kurt/Puck, Finn/Puck, Karofsky/Puck. Spoilers through season 2. Note Rating!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,526 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Puck, Kurt H.
Best of a Bad Thing reviews
Puck gets knocked up and won't tell anyone who the other father is. The gleeks play 'guess the baby daddy.' Kurt suggests that they figure out when the baby was conceived and realise it was when Puck was in juvie. Suddenly, it's not funny. Mpreg, rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,063 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
These Scars You Carry reviews
Kurt knew when he started dating Puck that his dad would end up doing the overprotective "hurt my son and I'll come after you with a shotgun" speech, but saying it to Puck? Worst thing to do. Depicts school shooting, panic attack and child death.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Puck, Kurt H. - Complete
Pyramid Scheme reviews
Beiste meets Ken Tanaka when he comes back to see his old team. What's strange is Puck, Finn, and Mike don't go near him, Artie has his wheelchair in between them and Tanaka and Sam just looks confused. Mentioned abuse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,127 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Puck - Complete
Did I Disappoint You reviews
Mrs Puckerman does the unthinkable, but Noah's the one picking up the pieces, with a little help. Contains death of a minor, attempted murder and survivors guilt. Angst prompt. Puckleberry.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Puck, Rachel B. - Complete
The Sum of Their Mistake reviews
Puck never went to juvie. He was in rehab. His mom was a meth head and Puck and his sister were exposed to the drugs. Puck fought to keep it quiet, but one day the gleeks find out. References drug use.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Puck, Quinn F. - Complete
What the Movies Don't Show reviews
Kurt and Puck strike up a 'friends with benefits' sort of arrangement, although Kurt's not giving up his V-Card until he's with his first love. But it's not the only secret to keep. Warning for boy-slash, child abuse, cursing and Puck's terrible texting.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,975 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
All the Kings Horses reviews
The Nationals performance was going great and as he sat in the audience, Will could feel that it was in the bag. Then...it wasn't. Puck fell off the stage. Not a DeathFic.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Quinn F., Puck - Complete
Wear All Your Lies reviews
Puck's shirt said 'CRACK BABY'. Spoilers for 2.18, angst meme prompt response. Contains mention of past drug use.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Puck, Lauren Z. - Complete
Monsters in Your Head reviews
Puck has a flashback to his extremely abusive childhood in the middle of Glee. He's crying, hyperventilating, completely terrified. No one in Glee ever treats him the same. Some of them are awkward, some strangely nice, some pitying... prompt request
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,197 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Puck, Finn H. - Complete
