Underground sand caves and a stolen lamp? No way! Hardison has seen this movie, and it does not go well for the thieves trying to break into the cave! Even if there is like a 30% chance their new client is a Disney Princess... Or: the Aladdin-ish fic that nobody asked for! I wrote this in like 2 hours, for no good reason except it seemed like silly fun. I hope you agree!

Nobody can agree on a favorite holiday movie. Isaac wants his pizza, Erica wants to win(but Stiles is just as stubborn), Boyd just wants to nap in peace, and all Derek wants to do relax! It must be Christmas! Written for the sterek secret santa on tumblr, for seanconneraille. This is really just an excuse to write Sterek cuddles and ridiculousness!

The landline is ringing, which never means anything good. Or, the one where Hardison just wants to get some sleep, but someone decides to get kidnapped instead! This is the first Leverage thing I've written in over a year, please be kind!

They make it to Graduation, and life goes on. Stiles and Derek finally start figuring some stuff out. Set post 3B, going AU from there. Honestly, this is just a little slice of feels and happiness, because these poor people deserve some good!

Bruce just really loves Tony's hands, ok? Just a sappy little fic that came out of nowhere.

Parker and Hardison struggle to find the perfect birthday gift for Eliot... and anything else will give it away. Basically, FLUFF. Domestic, romantic, probably sickeningly sweet, OT3 fluff. - Written for the leverageexchange over on lj. (I had this up before, not realizing I wasn't supposed to post yet. So.. reposting now! lol).

Tony loves to try and get Bruce to lose control, and Bruce decides to turn the tables on him. Fluffy little ficlet of sex and cuddles. I regret nothing! Reviews are love.

Just a little domestic fluff with a side of feels. Bruce/Tony, Bruce/Pepper, Bruce/Tony/Pepper. OT3's are the best things ever, I don't even care. Rated M for some brief sexual content, and because R wasn't an option. Set after Iron Man 3. AU if it makes you happy.

In which Parker and Sophie hook up at Sophie's wedding, and it kind of devolves from there... Basically, my friend Mary wanted some Parker/Sophie fluff. Somehow it became that plus some Parker/Hardison, plus some Parker/Hardison/Sophie. I don't even know. Just barely "M."

Just a little domestic OT3 fic. Eliot makes Parker and Hardison chocolate chip pancakes. Sappiness and snark ensue. Hope you like! Reviews are love. Set in a indeterminate point after season 1. Doesn't really matter for the purpose of the story.

Domestic science boyfriends little fic for a friend who is having a bad day. Tony decides that if he's awake, Bruce needs to be, too. Fluff. And sex. But mostly fluff. Hope you like!

AKA.. Why Eliot suddenly has short hair. It's just another quiet day off in Leverage-land... Written for the wonderful Elke. Hope you like it, darling! Spoilers for season 5. Rated T for some mild language. Nothing racy this time folks, sorry.

Written for my lovely friend Kat's birthday. She wanted some Parker/Hardison around "The Rundown Job," so this happened. Hardison and Parker head home after their D.C. adventure, feelings and cuddles happen. It's short, but hopefully you like it! Happy Birthday, Kat! Spoilers for The Rundown Job.

Just a fluffy little fic in which Tony actually manages to be scandalized, Natasha has no qualms about being naked, Clint wants Tony to just GO AWAY...and Bruce is holding back more than the Other Guy. And then there are waffles. Tony/Bruce, Clint/Natasha/Coulson, Thor/Jane. Because why not? Ship ALL the things! Hope you like it! Rated M b/c there is sex, but it's not explicit.

Written for my friend Steph, who wanted fluffy OT3 / Stark Spangled Banner. So, that is what she got. I apologize for none of the sap. I do apologize for any errors, though. Just a little domestic fluff piece where there's serious snark, gratuitous cuddles, and interior design. Hope you like! :D Tony/Steve/Bruce

High School AU. Oh yes, I finally gave in to the cliche. I regret nothing! I'd love if you gave it a shot. Our heroes are human, and teenagers, but trouble, in the shape of one Loki's Laufeyson's return, and their own personal demons, still has a way of finding them...Complete! WARNING: school violence.

The team watches "The Princess Bride." Silliness ensues. With a tiny dash of Super husbands, and maybe a sprinkle of implied Natasha/Clint. Also, I suck at titles. Sorry about that. I'm sure I'm not the first to write something along these lines, but I do not care. TPB is awesome and deserves to be watched by everyone, lol. Written for my friend Hayley.

Summary: In which Bruce becomes a woman, most of the team is oblivious, Fury cusses a lot, and Tony and Bruce maybe kind of realize they're in love. And then have sex. AKA - Kat asked for female!Bruce fic. Don't worry, he goes back to normal, lol. Would love to hear feedback, :D

Written for Casstic, who wanted something with Science Boyfriends. So, this happened. Hope you like it! Summary: Tony is still determined to find out how to make Bruce "Hulk Out." But as the Rolling Stones said, you can't always get what you want. "But If You Try Sometimes…" - Rated M but barely

Tony really needs to sleep. Bruce tells him so. Feelings happen. Told largely from Bruce's mindset. I'm actually kind of happy with this one, so any feedback would mean a lot. Thank you!

Just a little fluffy ficlet. Established relationship. Morning schmoopiness. Coulson being Coulson. Tony/Bruce, Coulson, Fury. Title taken from the song "Heart on Fire" by Scars on 45. Hope you like! Feedback is love, and always appreciated, : And please sign in so I can reply and say TY, lol.

In which Clint's curiosity gets the better of him, Bruce and Tony are Science!Bros, and Steve may or may not be having a Big Gay Crisis. Written because even though I love me some science!boyfriends, I have love for Tony/Steve, too. Clint/Natasha in their way , Tony/Steve, Bruce, Thor, Fury, Coulson. Clint POV. Please don't hate it, :D Feedback is love, and always appreciated.

Suga Bee requested Tony and Bruce bonding over a baby or child. So, this happened. When a baby is abandoned at Tony's door, it doesn't quite turn out like he planned. But maybe that's OK. Hope you like! :-D Reviews are greatly appreciated. M for vague sexual references.

Written for my friend Sage. She wanted one of the Avengers turning into an animal. So, we have Banner as a kitten. A giant, adorable kitten. Hope you like, :D Tony/Bruce Steve, Clint, Natasha, Coulson. Uhh, spoilers for the movie, I guess. Anyway. Feedback is love, and always appreciated. Title is uninspired, but eh, I'm sleepy.

In which Bruce & Tony are maybe kind of married. And love Buffy. Written as a birthday present for my friend Sage. It ended up nothing like the prompt, sorry! I'll write that, too, lol. Only my 2nd Avengers fic, please be kind, I'm learning. Feedback is love, :D

First time writing anything Marvel-related. Please be kind. And thank you to everyone who told me how to fix the category. :D This is an answered comment fic prompt. "Tony and Pepper adopting a puppy." Hope you like it!

Answered prompt on comment fic over on LJ. "They never do get married." My very first and possibly only SW fic. Hope anyone who chooses to read it likes it!

The team agrees to help Cora out of a jam. But they never expected this much fur...

Written for the lovely Elebridith. She wanted something along the lines of "Eliot has to fix an argument b/w Hardison and Parker." Hope you like it, Ele! And anyone else who might read it!

When Hardison is placed in Nate & Sophie's foster care, he is determined to just make it until his 18th birthday, but he finds himself caught up in life and love, and foster siblings who might just think they're detectives...

It's funny how close quarters for two days can have a man thinking more about his past than he has in years. But can Eliot reconcile his past with his present before he murders his colleagues? We shall see!

Answered this prompt: "Supernatural, Castiel, Cas is confused why men keep honking their horns when he is in a female vessel." - Got kinda schmoopy at the end there. Reviews are love! Title taken from "Time After Time."

Just a little comment fic prompt answered. Prompt: Dean/Cas "All night I have slept with you next to the sea, on the island. Wild and sweet you were between pleasure and sleep, between fire and water." Hope y'all like! Reviews are love.

Answered a prompt over a LJ comment fic. "Dean/Castiel, "Where did you get that baby?" - It ended up being a bit more serious than "Hangover"-y, but I hope you like it anyway. Not slashy unless you have your goggles, but goggles are great! lol

Written for a prompt over at comment fic on LJ. "Dean and Sam get Castiel his first pie." This happened. No real 'ship, per se. But it's mostly Dean & Cas. Reviews are love, :D

Written for thebigbangjob on LJ. Loosely based on "Tangled." Eliot lives under the rule of his mother, who keeps him locked in a tower. When he runs away, his life takes a turn he never saw coming, with a few people he never expected to love. OT3 & E/OMC

Eliot visits a strip club... Parker shows up. Started out as crackfic by request.. then somehow became a legitimate little E/P possibly OT3 if you squint fic. Hope you like! Reviews are love, :D

Just a little Dean/Cas AU that wouldn't let go. Hope you like it! Reviews are love.

Just a little Dean/Cas ficlet I wrote for comment fic over on LJ. Hope you like! My very first attempt at anything Supernatural-y.

Hardison knows the world outside can never be as good as his dreams. Or can it? Written for the latest challenge over at the lj comm leverage500

AU! Alice & Alec meet as young children. And then Alice's life changes forever. Twenty years later, and they meet again, different people entirely. Angst, but a happy ending! Please let me know what you thought. :D

AU Fic - Sequel to 'My Kind of Crazy' /s/7001380/1/My Kind of Crazy . The continued lives of bartender Parker and part time singer Eliot. The rest of the team is here too. Hope you like!

Random AU. Eliot's an ex-army man turned Thursday night bar country act. Parker's the bartender who gets under his skin. I wrote this in about 3 hours, so don't judge too harshly, please. Way AU. Hope you like! :

Written for Havenward's birthday. She wanted fluffy ot3. So I bring you Valentine's Day, P/E/H style. A little bit of angst, but a whole lot of love! R for some sexual language. Hope you like! Title stolen from the Steve Carlson song, "Strange Way."

Mad Hatter Helsing requested baby fic. I bring you P/H fluff. Hope you like!

Just a little Halloween fic. Yes, it's way after Halloween. Sue me. Except please don't, I'm broke lol. Anyway: Hardison realizes that Parker needs a proper Halloween, and sets the stage. Short, hopefully sweet, & a little snarky. :D Team!fic but P/H ish

Spoilers for the Ho Ho Ho Job... What if Eliot wasn't quite done with that Santa suit yet... Written for my friend Rebekah, hope you like it!

Written for Havenward. OT3 - Christmas fluff. Takes place after the Ho Ho Ho Job.. ya know, if E/P/H were actually together, lol. So.. slight slight spoilers for that episode. Hope you like, Haven!

Written for Leverage sesa 2010 over on LJ, for themonkeytwin. Hope you like it! Basically.. this is a little team!fic piece, set sometime in season 1. Parker decides that the team needs some fun after a job, and pulls the others along.

So what happens when you combine super AU Leverage with my love of bad Lifetime and Hallmark-esque tv movies? This happens. - In which Eliot isn't a hitter, but instead, a blind middle school teacher who's world gets turned upside down..E/Aimee, P/H, P/E

By request kinda .. I bring you Parker kid!fic. In which Parker becomes a child, & Eliot ends up in charge. Just a short, sweet, slice of life fic, no giant plot twists here. Hope y'all like! .. Title taken from a Lady Antebellum song.

Parker is sick. Eliot & Hardison are taking care of her. Also, this is not the beginning of a porno, promise. Written for Ele. A semi-sequel to 'Cold Feet.' E/H established relationship. So.. slash-ish. Nothing explicit. Hope ya like, Ele!

Hardison's old girlfriend is in town. Parker is not pleased. Eliot is surrounded by idiots. So really, just another day. Yes, this is completely random. Hope you like! No actual pairings, but if you know me at all, you know there's P/H leanings..

So.. my friend Lady Starhawk gave me a prompt, but I cant divulge it or it will ruin the surprise. But I can tell you that this is random fun. Also, Sophie and Eliot have a secret.. that Parker and Hardison are determined to discover.

Written for Ele. We all know Hardison is in love with Parker. But some ice skating lessons give him another perspective completely... Be kind, dear readers, I don't generally write H/E. But here we are, lol. E/H & P/H ish

My friend Katie gave me the prompt of wet, shirtless, Eliot. And really, who am I to argue with that? So I bring you this little piece of fun. And grumpiness. Because grumpy!Eliot is always fun.

Parker is convinced that those crazy shaped rubber bracelets are actually being used to brainwash children at a local school. The team, mostly due to Sophie's encouragement, investigate. But is Parker right? We shall see. FINALLY COMPLETE

Hardison is the happy one. But even he has times of doubt. Just a little rambling story from Hardison's POV. Hope you like. Also, yes, I shamelessly stole the title from a Kane song.

In which Eliot is kinda like Shrek... At least according to Parker. Just a bit of fun folks. Minor spoilers for the Studio Job.

What if our crew were never our crew? In fact, what if they were all just regular people? And what if.. they got thrown together in what is sure to be a bad tv Movie of the Week plot? This is what happens, lol. Give it a shot, hope you like! DONE!

OR - How Hardison Got Laid. A Lot. OT3. Sequel to 'Beds, Boys and a Certian Bitty Blonde.' Takes place in season 2 sometimes. Sophie's gone, Tara's new. Nate isnt in a good place. Hope you like, : Some bad language.

What happens, in my head, when Parker needs to buy a bed, and Hardison and Eliot tag along. Pre-slash? ish. I dont know. Mostly just fun. Hope you like!

Or Parker, Hardison, and Eliot go to Disney World. This is mostly fluff, people, but anyone who's read anything of mine shouldnt be surprised. Anyway, hope you like it. Slight P/H leanings, but nothing substancial. No spoilers.

Takes place directly after the season 2 finale.. so if you havent seen that, dont read. This just popped into my head, no idea why. It's just how I imagine Hardison during that ride. Reviews are love.

Written for my friend Rebekah. And really, for any girl who has ever had to deal with cramps and stupid boys, lol. Parker misses Sophie and Eliot is clueless. Takes place somewhere in season 2 when Sophie is MIA. Hope you like, :

Eliot's Kara is sick. Also, Parker and Hardison are too nosy for their own good. This is E/OFC. Sequel to my other Eliot/Kara fics. Also, Kara is a vampire. I suck at summaries, I'm sorry. Please read and review. :D

Ok, first a warning. This is a sequel to a leverage fanfic I wrote, called Running Away. However, this doesnt actually have the leverage ppl in it. FF just wouldne let me post w/o a category. And this is where I archive. If you read anyway, much love, :D

Random fluff-ness ahead! Parker has to pose as a poet. And yeah, maybe she does have some feelings. Not exactly shipper-y, per se, but there is a leaning. No more than the show, though! Hope you like. :D

The Leverage team has to take down the District Manager of the local Wal-Mart. My brain is cracked. Longer a/n inside, lol.

Leverage High School AU. Maybe Parker had a perfectly normal childhood, and she was just born kooky. : M for language.

Leverage Academy is a magic school. The kids visit Hogwarts. I suck at summaries. Just give it a shot, : Takes place in a slightly AU HP4 and a really AU Leverage, lol. Longer a/n inside. M for language and some sexuality.

The continuing story of Eliot & Kara. For those just joining, Kara is an O.C. and also a vampire. Anyway... Eliot's got a lovebite & Parker notices. :D

Do you really need more than the title? Lol. This might be slightly cracky. This falls somewhere in whats apparently becoming the Eliot & Kara series that I never intended to write. But its existing, for better or worse, lol.

Eliot & his vampire. This is a surprise xmas gift for my friend Katie. Also sort of a prequel to my story "For a Little While." I never intended to continue but this wouldnt let go, lol. Anyway, hope you like it.

Hi there. This was written for my friend Rebekah. Merry Christmas, Rhi! More rambling on that inside. Anyway, this is a team/family fic. No pairings, but I hope you give it a shot anyway. And yes, the title is shamelessly stolen from a U2 song. :D

So I wrote a story for Ctrokj, and it somehow split itself into two stories. This is the second one, in which Eliot has a secret. This is a little different, but give it a shot, :D R&R please! Hope you like this too , Katie!

So I wrote a story for Ctrokj, and it somehow split itself into two stories. This is the orginal one, in which Eliot meets an old friend of Hardison's, and well, it's Eliot... This is fun fluff people, R&R please! Hope you like, Katie!

written for leverage sesa.. for lovesrogue36

Parker pulls Eliot into an adventure against his will, and nothing turns out the way they thought. This was fun to write, folks. Please give it a shot. Feedback is love.

This may be crackfic, it may be songfic, but hopefully you all just find it fun. I enjoyed writing it. If you have any lyric questions after, let me know. :

Title says a lot, lol. Something shady's going down at the Topsfield Fair. The team gets involved. Shenanigans ensue. Rating upped to T for language and implied situations. COMPLETE

AKA In Which Eliot is Not a Whore. This is for Rhiannon-Celtic, aka Medie Shanachie, for her birthday. Hope you all like it too. Happy Birthday, Rhi!

The team never got back together after the David fiasco... this is set Five Years later. I know, my title is just so incredibly creative, lol. Hope you like it, :D So... now its really done and complete! Five chapters later, lol.

Answered a prompt from londonspook over on the LJ comm, leverage fic. She wanted Sophie/Eliot friendship , with Sophie getting hurt and Eliot taking care of her. This is what I came up with. Hope y'all like. Please review!

Response to leverage500 challenge, "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" And cookies, cuz, well, why the hell now? Hope you enjoy! :D

Prompt from CtRokJ-Hardison/Eliot, dude I just found this thing on the internet called fan fiction, why do people think two guys are hot? This is what I came up with. Not a "pairing" story. Just friendship/humor. Hope you like! Reviews are love.

This was a prompt from the lovely Rhiannon, otherwise known as Medie Shanchie. She said “Sophie and choice of victim – shopping.” And somehow, this happened, lol. I hope you like it, Rhi. And hope anyone else who reads it likes it too. Reviews are love.

A little oneshot b/w Parker & Eliot. Friendship. In which Parker asks Eliot why he doesnt have a girlfriend. Hope you like, please review, :D

Umm.. this was for Sapphire Smoke. She requested Parker/Sophie fluff. I tried, lol. :D

The gang is pent up in the office after a badly gone job. So naturally, Parker especially is feeling restless. Just a little non pairing story, hope you like, :

This is all Sapphire Smoke's fault! She prompted me.. and here we are. Parker & Hardison and a touch of Sophie. Not nearly as M as you might want, but hopefully you all like it anyway. Please review, :

This is my little happy version of what happens b/w Parker & Hardison after the finale. Kind of a post-team & pre-team fic, with a heavy dose of fluff. Hope you like it, reviews are love.

Parker/Hardison & a stakeout! But also kind of a teamfic. Fluff and some minor angst. Plus, vaguely protective Eliot makes an appearance. Hope you like! Please review. :D

Parker just wants ice cream. Hardison just wants Parker. Things quickly go all sorts of wrong. Fluff! Then some drama! Then fluff! Y'all cant keep me away from it. Written for Medie Shanachie. Hope you like, darlin! :D

Eliot makes some observations that lead him to believe Parker & Hardison got a little thing going on. And since they're my players... he's right. But he's determined to know for sure. :D Please read and review!

Parker/Hardison friendship/bonding. Hardison decides its Parker's birthday. I couldnt help it folks, it was too cute a bug to ignore! P/E is fun.. but these two are still my favorite. Hope you like it! Please review, :D

Eliot/Hardison friendship. They need snacks. Parker makes an appearance too, but this is not a shipper story. Just a bit of fun, with some sweetness thrown in. Hope you like it, please review!

So I think this is as close to PWP as I can get. Eliot & Parker have to pose as a couple buying a house for a con, and things get heated and complicated. The others are around too. Hope you like! Please review.

Parker is tired..but has no bed. Read if you want to know why, and how she remedies it. Mostly P/H.. but also kind of a teamfic. Takes place in the days leading up to Second David Job. Hope you like! Please review!

This may be crackfic. At the least, its a fun little oneshot. Anybody else think Hardison may be a secret Hall & Oates fan after watching the Bank Shot Job? Maybe it's just me.. but I hope you enjoy this anyway! Please review, :D

Sequel to "People Like Us." Parker's convinced Eliot to break the law.. but what law do two expert thieves have left to break? This story came as a surprise to me, I had never intended a sequel, so I hope you like it. UPDATED & COMPLETE. :D

Parker is just being Parker, giving our boys something to talk about. Honestly.. she keeps getting naked in my stories lately. What does this say about me? Lol, meh, whatever. Just a fun little drabble, hope you like! Please review, :

Pretty much what the title says. Full explanation inside, but this is what goes on in Eliot's head as he thinks about Parker & Sophie, and what happens when P&H finally get home. Entitled Web purely b/c it goes with spider, lol. Hope you like, :D

Parker ends up topless, as she tends to, and wackiness ensues. Whole team's here, but this is ultimitely Parker/Hardison humor/fluff. Just a bit of fun. I tried out P/E and they're cool but I love P/H the best, lol. Please review!

Parker's plant dies, and she deals with it in a very Parker way. Eliot/Parker, friendship/bonding. Maybe pre-romantic if you squint, but I think it depends on how you choose to read it. 500 words. Just a random one shot. Hope you like! Please review.

My first try at an actual multi-chapter "job" fic. Teamfic! Parker/Eliot, Parker/Hardison.. Probably some Nate/Sophie as well. Anyhoo, please give this a shot and let me know what you think! :D COMPLETE.

Parker has some thoughts about Eliot, and maybe herself. Kind of a friendship one shot. Please review, this is my first attempt at these two together, and my first story in present tense style. Full of experiements tonight, lol. Hope you like, :D

Parker interrupts Hardison's shaving. What, Fluff? Me? Noooo. Ok, yes. Age of the Geek requested more fluff, so who am I to say no, lol? Hope you guys like, please review.

Hardison wants to hold Parker's hand. Yes, it is that shmoopy. Not a song fic. I hope you like it. Please review.

Eliot gets amnesia. Confusion ensues. Written for a challenge at geteven getfic over on LJ. The longest thing I've written so far, about 5,000 words, or 8 word pages, lol. I hope you like it! Please review.

Pretty much what the title says. Just a few interactions between Parker & the team. Nothing angsty. Hope you enjoy, : Please review, even if just to say you hated it though I hope you wont . Parker/Hardison potential is implied.

Started as a drabble.. then 2 drabbles.. now like 2200 words, but complete. Eliot gets more than he bargained for in a one night stand. I really hope you like this. :

So Quimby13 suggested I post my "days" series as one document, in order, and I thought it sounded like a good idea, so I am. I hope you enjoy. I may write an intro, but I havent decided yet, lol.

Last in my "Days" series. In order: I’d Rather Go Naked Friday , That Dress Sat , Sunday, Monday, & now Tuesday. Sophie centric, but it involves the whole team. Sophie/Eliot, Sophie/Nate. Parker/Hardison :D I really hope you like this, please review.

Sequel to Sneakers and Towels. Pure fluff. Parker gets back at Hardison, but he doesnt mind. Please review, :

Fourth in "5 Days" Series sequel to: I'd Rather Go Naked, That Dress, and Sunday. Drabble. I've unintentionally begun a series, lol. Reality sets in at the office. I hope you enjoy, please review, :D

Parker gets jealous. Drabble. So, not to much to describe, but I hope you enjoy it. Please review. :

Parker always seems to end up naked. Everybody is in this one, but its mostly Parker/Hardison oriented. Comfort, Humor, Surprise. Please review, :

Third in "5 Days" Series Eliot. Sophie. What could happen? Sequel to my fics, I'd Rather Go Naked & That Dress, but it's fine to read alone. All Eliot wants to do is watch some sports, but life keeps getting in the way. Drama, Romance, Humor, Angst.

Hardison and Eliot walk into Parker's latest adventure. Friendship, maybe a little romance. Please review, :

Parker is playing a hooker. Hardison is amused... and then not. Kind of a teamfic. Please review.

Just a moment of reflection by Parker. Parker/Hardison if you squint. Please review. :

Eliot muses. A drabble. Please review. I'm discovering I crave reviews, lol. Hope you enjoy!

First in "5 Days" Series Eliot helps Parker with her Hardison problem, but gets into one of his own. Romance, Humor, Drama. This turned out differently than I orginally thought, but I hope you like it. Please review!

Second in "5 Days" Series Parker surprises Hardison. This is pure fluff. My first ever fanfic. Set after the season finale. Let me know what you think. Without flaming please, : Rated M just to be safe, but nothing graphic.