A/N – So what would happen if Eliot realized he was taped in Maddy's room making out with Parker? Apparently, this. Lol

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A few weeks after Maddy had gone home, Eliot heard giggling coming from Hardison's office as he made his way to the kitchen. He recognized the laugh as Sophie's. Putting two and two together, he realized Hardison making Sophie laugh could only mean he had something on somebody that could prove embarrassing. Hoping it was Nate, Eliot made his way silently to the office, not even needing to hide to not be seen. Whatever it was Hardison and Sophie were watching had them engrossed.

"Ooh, look, this is my favorite part! Look at his face!" Hardison sounded positively giddy.

A few minutes later, Sophie cleared her throat, looking a little flushed, "That's not entirely unpleasant, is it?"

Hardison shrugged, noncommittally, "Good enough looking people."

When they both went silent, watching intently, Eliot had enough. He stormed into the office, before Hardison could react and shut the computer off. Noticing him, Sophie fled, click clacking away as she locked herself in her own office. Eliot went white as he realized what they had been watching. Hardison pressed the off button just as Eliot saw Parker pull his hair in the video, pushing him over the edge. Rage filled his head as white noise, and Hardison had the good sense to be scared, but it was too late to run away.

Eliot placed one arm on either side of Hardison's chair.

"What. The. Hell?" he ground out.

Hardison actually squeaked before answering. "Maddy! The camera was there to make sure Maddy was alright. You remember Maddy. Yay tall, lots of hair, cute as a button? Please don't kill me."

Eliot took a step back and decided against killing him, mainly because he didn't want to explain it to Nate.

"I get why there was a camera, Alec," he drawled, the use of Hardison's first name scarier than the hitter's physical proximity. "What I don't get is why you and Sophie were watching it like it was some pay per view movie!"

Hardison paled, as much as his dark skin would allow. "We were just umm, watching, and um, making an unbiased observation."

"And what might that observation be?"

Hardison mumbled, "You and Parker are sexy as hell. I'm secure enough in my manhood to admit that."

Eliot laughed, "Then why are you mumbling, boy?"

"Cuz nobody wants to be caught watching two of their best friends get all hot and heavy! What the hell, man!"

Eliot calmed down, finding the humor. After all, he got to sleep with Parker, he'd let Hardison have his fun. Still, maybe he needed to be fucked with, just a little.

Eliot strode to the door but stopped right before he walked out.

"Too bad you don't have video in my car. You missed a hellavu show the other night. Parker doesn't like underwear. Or waiting." He grinned and swaggered out, knowing the images would drive Hardison crazy. Turning the knob to Parker's office, he surprised her with a kiss, and she surprised him with a flowy skirt and a pair of handcuffs. Oh how he loved his job these days.

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Knowing Eliot and Parker would be busy for a while, Hardison knocked on Sophie's door, entering when she called out permission.

"Soph. You gotta see this. A while back, I may or may not have installed a web cam in Eliot's car. And, well, there's a reason it's the age of the geek, baby."

Sophie grinned in glee.

THE END.

For real this time!

That's the end of my first long ass story. I really hope you liked it. Any and all comments would be appreciated.

And yes, my Hardison and Sophie are unabashed voyeurs. Because, why the hell not? lol