Hey name's Kaya defined by Merriam Webster Dictionary as : Embodiment of Awesomeness who exerts an antagonistic sphere of influence. XD

Love: Avatar the Last Airbender, Young Justice, X-men, Sherlock Holmes, Teen Titans, Ninjago Go, Supernatural, Ninja Turtles, Spongebob, Gravity Falls, W.I.T.C.H, Lilo and Stitch, Scooby Doo, Merlin, and SO MANY MORE.

Books I love: Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas (no not Game of Thrones, get your books right people!),

Harry Potter,

the False Prince by Jennifer A. Nielson,

Half-Blood by Jennifer L Armentrout,

Grave Mercy,

Rangers Apprentice Series,

The Thief by Megan Whalen Turner,

Legend Series,

Lunar Chronicles,

Graceling,

The Goose Girl by Shannon Hale,

I Hunt Killers by Barry Lyga,

the Alchemist by Michael Scott,

Artemis Fowl Series,

Boy Nobody by Allen Zadoff,

Winter Queen by Amber Argyle,

Nefertiti by Michelle Moran,

All Our Yesterdays by Cristin Terrill,

Alex Rider Series, and ALOT MORE, (yes I know a lot is two words!) XD

Anyway, I am currently undergoing a young justice hiatus, so you have any good angst or torture stories concerning Young Justice or Robin from Teen Titans, just give me a shout out!

Yes I am an avid reader, and writer, this is my first time writing fanfiction, I write on Quotev and Wattpad original stories, so tell my how my first fanfiction is. Thanks!!!!

Questionaire:

1)Have you ever been asked out? You can ask the past men who tried, they are in the Underworld currently, want to join?

2) Where did you get your default picture? My imagination.

3) What's your middle name? Jaclyn

4) Your current relationship status? Unavailable and unattainable to all.

5) Does your crush like you back? Non-existent crushes are not capable of liking you back, since they are non-existent.

6) What is your current mood? Indeterminable

7) What color of underwear are you wearing? How is that any of your business?

8) What color shirt are you wearing? Whatever is the least conspicuous.

9) Missing something? A life, lost it when I entered high school

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Playing with the past leads to time conundrums, and alternate realities, something I do not wish to experience since I value my sanity.

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Then what am I now?

12) Ever had a near death experience? Depends, do you mean in my fantasy world or in reality?

13) Something you do a lot? Slowly go insane and embrace my sadistic side.

14) The song stuck in your head? The screams of my victims.

15) Who did you copy and paste this from? For the sake of their safety I cannot disclose such information, I have sighed the official Fanfiction.net Secrets Act.

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Who said I had a birthday?

17) When was the last time you cried? I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Of course, how else do you think I lure unsuspecting handsome men to the Seelie Court?

19) If you could have one super power what would it be? I have all the powers I need (evil smile).

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? That they are the opposite sex.

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Why the hell would I go to Starbucks? Their drinks are abominations, and my first act as dictator of the world will be to abolish them, now Peets is an entirely different story ;)

22) What's your biggest secret? Do you people not know the point of secrets? They are called SECRETS for a reason. And there is no way to gauge the size of a secret, secrets are immaterialistic therefore cannot be judged by materialistic adjectives.

23) Favorite color? Crimson, the color of blood as it drips from my victims bodies.

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? 'kiddie' is not a word recognized in my dictionary therefore I am not able to answer your question.

25) What are you? Alive, obviously.

26a) Do you speak any other language? Of course, the languages of torture and murder.

26b) What language do you speak? If you can understand what I am typing then the answer is self explanatory.

27) What's your favorite smell? Victory. Achievement. Success. Bloodlust.

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? Indescriable

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Who said I have been kissed?

30) What are you thinking about right now? Something too complex for your simplistic mind to comprehend.

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? Reality.

33) Do you like working in the yard? Do you like drowning?

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Why would I want a last name? Then it'd be easier for the police to track me,so unless its an alias then I want none.

35) Do you act differently around the person you like? Emotions are a weakness, I tend not to indulge them.

36) What is your natural hair color? Depends on what my hair color was the last time the police caught a glimpse of me.

37) Who was the last person to make you cry? I would tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

31) What should you be doing? Life cannot be structured by guidelines of what your should and should not do, unless they are proven to be detrimental to your health and well-being, therefore there is no should or should not concerning my actions at the moment.

32) Whats your job at the moment? Watch the news sometime and look for serial killer, if they are startlingly beautiful then thats me, my Wanted poster explains everything.

Female Comebacks

Man: Have I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours and I go to mines.

Man: Hey baby, whats your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked I'd die laughing.

Man: So what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u next to i
Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Hello beautiful, whats your number? Woman: 1-925-460-2929 (1-925-GO -AWAY)

Man: So babe, lets get to know each other, whats your favorite number? Woman: 911, in case of emergency (Gives man suspicious glance)

Man: What would you say if I told you I was a 117 year old vampire? Woman: Pedophilia is not encouraged in modern society, I suggest you see a psychologist. On a more important note, werewolves are totally hotter than vampires, and of the two greater evils of pedophiles Werewolves at least are compelled to imprint on the female that their genes tell them to, therefore are not actual pedophiles.

Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.

QUOTES:

Gandhi: "A 'No' uttered from the deepest conviction is better than a 'Yes' merely offered to appease, or worse yet, to avoid trouble."

Divergent: "I believe in ordinary acts of bravery, in the courage that drives a person to stand up for another."

Henry Miller: "In this age, which believes that there is always a shortcut to everything, the greatest lesson to be learned, is that in the long run, the most difficult path is often the easiest."

Walter Lippomann: "It requires wisdom to understand wisdom, the music is nothing if the audience is deaf."

?: "When I was 5 years old, my mother told me the key to life is happiness, When I went to school they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up, I said happy, they told me I didn't understand the assignment, I told them they didn't understand life."

Laozi, "The Dao de jing": "If you do not want your house to be molested by robbers then do not fill it with jade and gold. Wealth. Rank. And arrogance lead to ruin, as surely as two and two are four."

?: "I choose to live by choice, not by chance, to make changes, not excuses, to be motivated, not manipulated, to be useful, not used: to excel, not compete. I choose self-esteem, not self-pity. I choose to listen to my inner voice, not to the random opinion of other."

?: "I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy and sometimes have a broken heart. My friend and I sometimes fight and maybe some days nothing goes right, but when I think about it and take a step back, I remember how amazing life truly is, and that maybe... just maybe... I like being unperfect."

?: "Its good being strong, but it sucks when people know you are strong and think its okay to hurt you."

Marilyn Monroe: "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control, and at times hard to handle. But if you vannot handle me at my worst, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."

Winston Churchill: "A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."

Edith Wharton: "There are two ways to spread light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it."

Jim Rohn: "If you don't design your own life plan, chances are you'll fall into somebody elses, and guess what they have planned for you? Not much."

Dalai Lama: "In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."

?: "You know my name not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. If you were in my shoes, you'd fall on the first step."

Steve Jobs: "Heres to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules. Have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things, they push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think that they can change the word, are the ones who do."