Dear Mr. Vernon,

We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday for whatever it is we did wrong.

But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are.

You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms and the most convenient definitions.

But what we have found out is that each one of us is

A brain,

And an athlete,

And a basket case,

A princess,

And a criminal.

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

the Breakfast Club