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Joined 02-18-08, id: 1503319, Profile Updated: 12-08-11
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, Night World series, and Dark Visions series.

Welcome to queen-sarcasm's Profile!

On this site I currently (17.07.10) have:

2 stories:

When the Marauder's met the High Inquisitor (Harry Potter)

Mare's Prom (Night World)

Break Outs, Make Outs and Stolen Cars (Dark Visions one-shots)

1 One-Shot

Hidden Side of the Black Family (Harry Potter)

And 1 Trilogy

Dream Come True - At The Lakes Edge, She Called Me James, Dream Come True (Harry Potter)

Write 12 of your fave Harry Potter characters in whatever order and follow the instructions below:

1. Draco

2. Luna

3. Sirius

4. Snape

5. Remus

6. Tonks

7. Dumbledore

8. Bellatrix

9. Harry

10. Ron

11. Ginny

12. Charlie

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Snape? No I'm afraid not.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Charlie got Bellatrix pregnant? I'm a sure Charlie has much better taste than that.

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Harry? Well yes.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Luna/Tonks? I guess so yeah, but I wouldn't ship it.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten:

Remus/Harry Remus/Ron. Neither please!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve in an awkward situation?

Dumbledore walks in on Luna and Charlie? rofl

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic:

Sirius/Ron... Er... They were both very close to Harry, they both knew and understood how he worked, but neither of them expected something to come out of it. Set OOTP.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Draco/Bellatrix!? That's called incest, well I suppose the Blacks/Malfoys/Lestranges wouldn't care... But no. No fluff could come out of that.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic:

Dumbledore and Charlie... Hummmm... 'I Guess I Have To Now'

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to go out with One?

Snape/Draco? Well... Errr... They tried to hid their feelings for one another, but Narcissa finds out in a rather akward way? I don't know, HP slash is very weird for me.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three slash?

Sirius slash? I don't know. Maybe.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Ginny, no Ginny annoys her.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Luna/Snape/Remus? No.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Ron? Well anything stupid really, "Bloody Hell!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Bellatrix? Papa Roach - Getting Away With Murder. Self explainatory really.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Draco/Tonks/Charlie, Sexual Nature?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Ron use on Luna? "I know where there's some Crumple Horned Snorkases, there in my room if you want to see them."

I will try to update my stories and profile as much as I can, But I can't promise anything.

Please Review all of my stories, even if you don't like them I would like to know why.

queen-sarcasm

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Harry and the Stubborn Old Headmaster by teddyaccount reviews
By chance Minerva McGonagall meets a six-year old Harry. Partly a child fic. Warnings: Abuse!Dursleys, completely AU, partly OOC, Dumbledore bashing, good Tom, Char.death!Dumbledore by choking on a lemon-drop, De-aging, Pairings: SS/de-aged MM, HP/GW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 176 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
My idiot and I by Bunpire sapphirerocks reviews
"Wait,so you're saying I am his soulmate and we are engaged?" "Yes,that's the truth. And BTW you are moving in with him." "What!" "Aww, come-on it'll be fun" the idiot smirked. No one ever saw this coming. World war 3 is about to start. Read and review!:D
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,041 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C.
My Immortal: An Investigation by Abandon Structure reviews
As a writer, I set forth to examine the content of the supposedly "Worse-Fanfic-Ever" and determine if it was, in fact, deserving of the title. This is my story. Warning: Undertaking an investigation into My Immortal is not for the faint of heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,949 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Secrets Are Walls That Keep Us Alone by procrastin8or951 reviews
What ever happened to Sirius Black, infamous Marauder? Everything in his life is going wrong: his grades slip, his abuse from his parents is no longer a secret. His friends know he's sick, but they can't stop him. Anorexia is all he has left. MWPP Trigger warnings for anorexia, bulimia, EDNOS, and abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 75 - Words: 117,603 - Reviews: 1005 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sirius B. - Complete
Jaded Avenger by deaths demise reviews
Dumped by his aunt, Harry grows up on the streets. Wizarding world knows nothing of this abandonment for 10yrs by then is it too late? Who will be his allies? Ron/Ginny/Hermione/Bashing Manipulative/Dumbledore Independant/Dark/Harry! Slash/Bi/Het chars!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,076 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P.
All These Things We Feel by fallen11angel reviews
Summer has got her life sorted. High School is over and four best friends need to split ways. But just when she thinks she's alright, Freddy Jones comes crawling back into her life and previous crushes return. FreddySummer.
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,320 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Summer H., Freddy J.
A seventh year, in which things might change by Everybody-knows55 reviews
If you've spent six years of your life hating somebody, can one year really make that much of a difference? Scorpius and Rose.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 108,952 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Growing Up Whammy by Nomannic reviews
He told me to run. He told me to run and not look back." I lost my brother and my family when I was four years old, and found myself at the Whammy orphanage, on my way to a dark proffession. To be rewritting. ON HIATUS
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,526 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - L, Light Y.
Toy Size by Blackwolf-20 reviews
When Andy tinkers with a mysterious new toy, it shrinks him down. Now Woody and the gang must decide how far to expose themselves while helping their human get back to normal.
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 36 - Words: 154,390 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Andy D., Woody - Complete
It Runs Through The Family by chipzixo reviews
On Jessica Dursley's 11th birthday, she receives a letter; much to the dismay of her grandparents Vernon and Petunia. Dudley is quite stunned by the whole ordeal, and his wife Amelia is just confused. The secrets they tried to hide unfold. Chapter 33 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 81,693 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Out of the Darkness by KhaleesiKorra reviews
When Jessie returns from New York City four years after leaving her ranch in Texas, lots of things have changed. But thankfully, at least one has stayed the same. Changed to "M" to be safe
Toy Story - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,043 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Buzz Lightyear, Jessie
Family Man by DarkAngel942 reviews
Bonnie, Elena, Damon and Stefan return to Fell's Church to find it in ruins. Witches have arrived in Fell's Church as they suspect one of their own has done the town damage, but Damon meets a boy that'll change his life forever... his son. ON SHORT HIATUS
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,211 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Damon, Stefan
Roadtrips and Melodies by Static Insanity reviews
My voice trailed off as a realization sank through me: one month in a tour with Freddy Jones is like a month of heaven and hell on wheels. Freddy/Summer
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Summer H., Freddy J.
Four Essays by acomplexgirlwithsimpletastes reviews
In the final NEWT exam, Albus Dumbledore watches four students answer a question he himself had requested to be put in. What is love? Four students, four essays, and one delighted Professor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Heaven is a Halfpipe by MyMomThinksImAwesome reviews
Local skater Emmett McCarthy is just that; a skater. It’s his whole life. What will happen when he meets preppy ice queen, Rosalie Hale? Something that no one expected. AH, lemons, a bit OOC for some, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,858 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/22/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
Run! by ForsakenValkyrie7 reviews
Kaitlyn and all of her friends go back to the Fellowship.They make themselves at home but when disaster strikes,what will happen? They have no boat,no car and the only thing to do is run.With a tsunami coming,will this be the end for Gabriela and Kaitlyn?
Dark Visions series - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,786 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Complete
Innocent Victim by vampirebutterflyqueen reviews
After a confrontation with James after potions, Snape decides to seek his revenge in a way James will never expect against an old friend. Will James realize what he's up to in time to stop him before someone important gets hurt?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 49,343 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Dreaming of You by ministop1992 reviews
Tomoyo decided to live with her cousin Sakura Kinimoto. She entered same school with her and there, she got to know Eriol Hiiragizawa. But this guy is not a normal teenager. He has hidden identity that they will soon discover... ExT and SxS...!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,006 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Tomoyo D., Eriol H. - Complete
Blackout by MandyLeigh87 reviews
All human, Edward and Bella POV. Edward and Bella live in two different worlds, even though they live next to each other. Things get complicated when Edward, the leather jacket wearing cigarette smoking rebel falls for the girl next door.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 99,410 - Reviews: 1458 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Dark Side of The Moon by Joanne Amelia reviews
They say that love is the most powerful, magical thing in the world and it can rid of evil. But what if something unexpected is discovered, something opposite of good, strong enough to diminish love itself? A story of romance, mystery, humor and rivalry.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,593 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Remus L. - Complete
Petunia's Magical Education by MaritimeStars reviews
What if Petunia, who is three years younger than Lily for the sake of this story, is actually a witch and she accepts a spot in Hogwarts incoming class? Set during the Marauder era. Slytherin!Petunia. AU. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,726 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Petunia D.
A Walk in the Park by dyhanna reviews
A nine year old boy is moving towards the brink of suicide. Maybe one glimpse of a girl will change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Singing Princess by littlekota reviews
Sakura is a famous singing known as Cherry Blossom and Syaoran is an all star around his high school. What happens when a singer and a regular boy meet? Will it up good or bad in the end? Read and find out.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,830 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008
I Miss Him by Midori Ookami reviews
Title is kinda sucky but whatever... this is an Ash and Mary-Lynnette story. it is about when Ash finally comes back. there is a better summary inside the story. rated T because I'm paranoid.
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Complete
The Prisoner by Vega Black62 reviews
A Death Eater meets a surprising person while under interrogation
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,015 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Tomorrow by OwlAway reviews
An Ash return's fic. Oneshot, with potential. BIRTHDAY FIC FOR ME! READ AS A PRESENT FOR MY 18TH! Smiles Ash returns to a less than happy family, a protective prospective brother in law and a haughty soulmate... what more could he want?
Night World series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C. - Complete
The Adventures of a Clueless Muggle by thegoodwitchofdarkmagic reviews
After her friend kicks her out, Heather Dursley needs a new place to live. Lucky for her, a cute guy needs a new roommate, but he has a sercet.Unfortunatly for him, Heather is determine to find out what that secret is even if it kills her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,037 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Scorpius M., OC
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Break Outs, Make Outs and Stolen Cars reviews
Series of one-shots with all of the characters. Chapter 1 and 2 are up. 1 - Kait really doesn't want to be in school. So what does Gabriel do about it? 2 - Lewis never got caught, algebra is boring anyway.
Dark Visions series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Mare's Prom and Party reviews
It had been six months and Mary-Lynnette hasn't heard a thing from Ash. With her Prom and graduation coming up she finds herself being sent a dress from an unknown sender. Now she has no reason not to go. Rated M for later chapters.
Night World series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,854 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ash R., Mary-Lynette C.
When the Marauders Met The High Inquisitor reviews
What happens when everyone's favorite DADA teacher finds herself teaching the infamous Marauders? Will Lily and James forget their feud and help each other to get rid of her? And how does she know who they all are? And who is The Sender?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,018 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Dolores U., James P.
Dream Come True reviews
The after effects. The third and final part of my Dream Come True Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/25/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Hidden Side of The Black Family reviews
Sirius and Regulus Black are brothers. If anyone knew either of them you would know they were opposites. But when something happens to both of them, their brotherly bond is made stronger. WARNING ABUSE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sirius B., Regulus B. - Complete
She Called Me James reviews
In the common room afterwards. Sequal to At The Lakes Edge. Second of the Dream Come True Trilogy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/22/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
At the Lakes Edge reviews
She always sat in the same space alone. Until one night she discovers an unlikely friend. First of my Dream Come True Trilogy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/14/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete