In a cozy coffee shop in a small town, a boy with beautiful blue eyes sits at the same table every day, as if he's waiting for something, or someone. Blaine feels strangely compelled to sit down and talk with him… and discovers the unimaginable.

Mr. Kurt Hummel succeeded in playing matchmaker for his widowed father, and his stepbrother is soon to marry as well. Will Kurt find a love of his own in the resort town of Bath? Inspired by the works of Jane Austen. Set in early 19th century England.

AU Western Klaine. Kurt Hummel, son of Governor Hummel, is on his way to visit his father when his train is raided by bandits. What happens when they discover who he is? And how much is Burt willing to pay to get him back? Or, after meeting a dazzling golden-eyed man, will Kurt even want to go back?

What happens when a Slytherin is forced to work with a Maurader. Especially when that Slytherin is best friends with Regulus.

Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU

Now that Kurt and Finn are brothers, they have certain new duties – like driving each other insane while having great fun together. Or the other way round. A series of Furt vignettes to fill in the gaps in their relationship. FINAL CHAPTER UP

In a bid to escape Blaine's bullies, the Andersons move to Ohio. Under strict orders from his Dad to hide his sexuality, Blaine is torn between pretending he is straight, and the cute boy next door whose singing floats through his bedroom window at night.

Blaine is a 32yo businessman picking up young guys at bars for onenightstands. One night he sees a beautiful boy looking lost. 16yo Kurt reveals he has a boypussy and is a virgin. Blaine takes him home and fucks him. He decides he wants it to be more than one night and they make a deal. Lots of sex, relationship development and denied feelings. Warnings inside. Cover: ofcoursevlada

A series of unrelated drabbles originally published on Tumblr, some just for fun and some as prompt fills. Drabble #291: "Insomnia"

Slavery AU – At a slave market Kurt rescues a slave from certain death and takes him home. Hurt/Comfort

According to werewolf pack rules Kurt shouldn't even exist. According to those same rules he shouldn't have to be able to have a mate. But if those rules are true...why does his embrace feel so right? If the rules are true...why does Blaine feel like home?

Kurt is twenty four years old and deeply troubled. He's never told anyone about his traumatic past before. He doesn't even see the point of living. But then he meets Dr Anderson and things start to change.

Kurt Hummel, a freshman at William McKinley High School, decides to join the infamous Cheerios, captained by the attractive-yet-insolent Blaine Anderson. Eventual romance...a Cheerio!Klaine fanfiction.

Kurt Hummel is a quiet, shy boy who really just wants to be left alone.Kurt Hummel is a Mystery and Blaine Anderson,along with his friends, are going to figure this beautiful boy out if its the last thing they do. Full Summary inside.

Kurt starts working as a stylist on the popular teen drama "Dalton" just days after Ellen comes out of the closet. This story follows his relationship with Blaine Anderson, the star of the show. 90s!Klaine AU.

Kurt doesn't have time for nonsense. And Anderson's bullshit meter is up WAY high. Or at least, Kurt wished it was. Veela!Blaine. (dub-con/soulmate fic)

Kurt Hummel, lonely shop-keep filled with dreams of escape, meets a stranger in the midst of the Wild West. And then gets taken on an adventure - whether he likes it or not. [Western AU]

Set at Dalton during season 2, Blaine didn't realize he was living in a rut until he was thrown head first into a time loop, forced to relive the same day over and over again until he can find a way to escape. As he struggles to hold on to his sanity, he realizes that maybe he was never as in control as he first thought and that there's more to people than meets the eye.

AU Period Fic. 1910. Blaine Anderson, son of Lord and Lady Dalton, is bored by his dull life of manners and expectations; he really has no interest in following the rules. Enter Kurt Hummel, new to the house staff at Dalton Abbey...

The first time they meet, they hate each other. The second time they meet, they barely remember each other. The third time they meet, they become friends. And the fourth time they meet, they fall in love.

SoulmateAU. Story begins just prior to NBK. Blaine goes through a procedure to find his soulmate. The results aren't quite what he was expecting. **NOW COMPLETE!**

Kurt is a werewolf hunter and protector of the small town of Lima. This has been his existant since he was a small boy until a new pack comes into the picture and everything around Kurt comes undone under the watchful eyes of an Alpha. KurtxBlaine, Werewolf Blaine COMPLETE

In a desperate attemp to set things right, Harry plans to go back to his first year. But when all goes wrong, he finds himself thrown into 1977 where more people than just his Godfather are alive.

Blaine is an infamous, philanthropic outlaw. Kurt is a minor nobleman. When their paths cross in Sherwood forest can they put their differences aside and find something they never even dared hope for? Or will pride, doubt, and secrets keep them apart? A Robin Hood Klaine AU.

Never Been Kissed AU. Kurt's desperate for affection, and Blaine's the charming lead singer of the Warbler who knows he's a spy, but flirting with him anyway. A what if story... what if Kurt and Blaine hooked up the first time they met, and that defined their friendship and their feelings for each other from that point on.

Rory Hummel-Anderson was only five years old when he first traveled through time. Growing up with this talent can be a curse as much as a blessing but it certainly opens up a lot of opportunities. Klory-family AU

Kurt's a writer, too afraid to live in reality. Blaine is his biggest fan and when they meet he sets to work to show Kurt that it's possible to have a happily ever after in real life too.

When Bryan Murray and David Collins decided to adopt, they didn't know what to expect when they were given a little boy whose parents had died in a car accident. But they also didn't realize how much fun it would be to raise Kurt- or that they would make a great daddy team. Crossover with The New Normal. Drabble series. Bravid. Klaine.

Cinderella!AU. The one thing Blaine wanted was to pretend for one day, just one day, that his life was a fairy tale. But there was no way Lord Anderson would allow him to go to the Prince's Ball.

Werewolf!Blaine- Kurt and Blaine meet at Sectionals and Blaine is immediately drawn to something in the auditorium. In which Blaine, Nick, Jeff, Wes, David, and Sebastian and their families are all a Pack of werewolves and Kurt is Blaine's mate.

Due to tragic cicumstances, Kurt is left to raise his daughter alone and is forced to hire help in the form of a male nanny, Blaine. M Rating doesn't apply till Chapter Twelve.

A Bird in Flight Sequel. It's been five years since Hogwarts, and Rue Von Straussburg is loving her new job, despite a snarky manager. When an assignment leads her back to England, she finds herself running into the one bloke she could never forget.

You might say Ravenclaw Rue Von Straussburg leads a life that is a beautiful landscape, except for that one small, disgusting smudge: Oliver Wood. Overflowing with mischief, havoc-wrecking, and Scot-bashing, Rue's year will be most interesting. WoodOC.

GKM Fill: Blaine is a carrier who is sold by his parents when they are in need of money. He is gifted to Kurt by his buyer in order to gain favour with newly elected Congressman Hummel. M for obvious reasons, warnings for MPreg and some dub/non con. Prompt and full warnings inside.

Werecat!Finn. Feline!Finn gets into various kinds of trouble involving televisions, screensavers, unwanted accessorizing in Kurt's wardrobe, missing rugs, and tomato soup. New Chapter: Kurt tries to give cat!Finn a bath. Doesn't exactly go smoothly.

Klaine serial killer AU. Blaine's good at being adorable. Kurt's even better at appearing helpless.

Gleekathon, day 1163: Kurt has been dispatched to spy on the Dalton Warblers, but it's hard not to think of home and his new family. - Paper Heart series

AU. Blaine and Rachel are siblings. Kurt and Quinn are twins. Things change, both for better and worse. A series of drabbles about the Anderson siblings and the Hummel twins. Klaine. Other pairings to be decided. Drabble #9: "The Car Show"

The story of an autistic boy named Kurt and his Blaine, and how they deal with the difficulties of life - from bullies, prejudice and ignorance to friendship, love and kisses. Klaine fluff, angst, romance and more. Ch17: It's a showdown between Blaine and Karofsky - one of them has to break. ON HIATUS INDEFINITELY

A/U. TW. A depressed, anxious Kurt is re-introduced to music, fashion, and other kinds of love when Blaine strays from the Warbler's performing at Green Meadows Psychiatric Hospital, which Kurt is checked in to. Klaine.

Blaine Anderson, an Italian boy who is sixteen years old, decides to go as an exchange student to the U.S. But what happens when a member of Blaine's host family happens to be the most beautiful boy he has even laid eyes upon? This could be either the biggest problem ever or the greatest gift in Blaine's life.

Kurt may not be aware at first, but Flint Wilson has a mad crush on the new boy. And although he and Kurt aren't in a place to be more than friends, Blaine doesn't have to be lonely. There are always other options. FLIRT! KurtOC BlaineOC

AU! When Kurt wakes up from being beaten, his mind can't cope. He regresses back to childhood, where he doesn't have to deal with bullies, or homophobia. Kurt soon meets Blaine, a troubled boy dealing with his own demons.

AU. When Blaine is brought to the palace to serve as Prince Kurt's personal slave, he thinks his life is over. Little does he know that there is so much more in store for him at the palace than he ever could have imagined.

Say Yes to the Dress AU. Kurt works as a consultant at Kleinfelds - sure of and loving his job despite having to daily watch happy, engaged couples come and go as a single man. But one day and one appointment may just change everything. GKM fill

When Kurt was nine, his mom, an organ donor, died. Now, at seventeen, Kurt is on a search to find who has her heart... but, what he ends up finding is so much more.

Four summers ago, Blaine Anderson kissed Kurt Hummel at a party. Two years ago, they became best friends. Last year, they started dating. Now it's senior year and they have an entire ten months ahead of them to deal with college applications, graduation and a dream to move to New York. And, of course, find time to enjoy themselves and each other.

Three summers ago, Blaine Anderson kissed Kurt Hummel at a party. Last year, they became best friends. Now, they're juniors, trying to survive in a homophobic high school and deal with their ever growing feelings. Sequel to 'Rocky Friendships' AU season 2

4.04. Instead of Finn, Blaine talks to Kurt.

Kurt is the personal assistant to Cooper Anderson. Every morning he visits a bakery owned by Blaine, who he doesn't know is Cooper's bother, to get breakfast and coffee for his boss. Blaine has a crush on Kurt, but has no idea he works for Cooper.

Blaine is Amish. He loves his family and his culture but they are not accepting of his recently-revealed homosexuality, leading him to make the very hard decision to leave his community at the age of 17. AU, GKM-fill, Klaine.

AU. Kurt Hummel never went to McKinley, developing his talents at Carmel as the protégé of Jesse St James instead. Everything is going according to plan, until the day a beautiful, damaged transfer student named Blaine throws his world upside down.

Soul mate! Fic. Only one soul mate has their partners name written on the inside of the wrist and Blaine Anderson has been searching for Kurt Hummel since he was nine years old. Kurt/Blaine romance. Slash! Please R&R and it's rated T for safety!

Blaine Anderson never expected that the Kurt Hummel, newest fashion designer to rise to fame, was the same Kurt Hummel whose name was scarred across his palm. But they were soul mates, destined and determined to be together even through photographers, tabloid gossip and rumours. Soulmate fic, GKM fill.

Blaine always gets what he wants – and he wants Kurt. Kurt agrees to give himself to Blaine in exchange for his father receiving the medical treatment he needs. In Blaine's eyes, they're boyfriends, but Kurt sees himself as a sex slave. Mob!Blaine AU.

A broken Kurt Hummel ran away from his failures to spend a summer with his Aunt in picturesque Cape May. There he met met a mysterious renaissance man who would make Kurt open up and turn his world and everything he believed on its head.

Kurt is a blind violinist. Blaine is new to Lima, Ohio. When he sees Kurt perform, he falls hard. He'll do anything for Kurt, anything to keep him safe, but will Kurt see that? Or will he be scared by the affection Blaine shows him? *Future Angst*

Kurt Hummel is everything Blaine wants to be: out and proud, talented, and courageous. Blaine would love to tell him how he feels, but then, Kurt Hummel is a famous singer and actor and he will never know that Blaine even exists. Right?

AU!Klaine. Kurt Hummel is 25 years old when he finds himself being the owner of the bakery he had been dreaming about his whole life, just in time to sweeten up Blaine Anderson's days.

Quinn may be in the Skanks, but when it comes to her nerdy twin brother, Blaine, nothing else matters. How will Quinn take it when she finds out Blaine's been hanging out with head cheerleader, Kurt?

A collection of moments from the eyes of Rachel Berry's dads and Kurt Hummel's dad.

Kurt is a Cheerio. Blaine is a nerd. For some reason, Kurt doesn't really care what it'll do to his reputation. He just wants Blaine. My take on the cheerio!Kurt/nerd!Blaine craze. Background Faberry, Tike, Samcedes, and Brittana.

Being a father is tough. Being a single father is strenuous. Being a single teenage father is overwhelming. Being a single teenage father who also happens to be gay? Let's just throw the thesaurus out the window

Burt is in New York for Kurt and Blaine's wedding a few years down the road but Kurt has something to tell him. They may already be more married than they've let on.

The Glee Club Bros - all the guys in glee, according to Blaine. So why is Kurt never a part of it?

Future AU. Kurt is a secretary at the Dalton Dialysis Clinic. Blaine is their newest patient. Featuring Santana, Mercedes, and Quinn.

Mr. Anderson is Kurt's history teacher, probably the only teacher in the school that really, truly cares about the bullying he encounters for being gay. He'd never imagined that Mr. Anderson would actually try to set him up with his younger brother. AU

Prince!Blaine/Witch!Kurt - Disneypromt what happens when the wicked witch finds himself face-to-face with a beautiful, dashing prince determined to take something the witch can't give? Earns the M in later chapters, smut/fluff

New York is a hard city. Especially if you live on the streets and play music in the park for pennies like Blaine. But all that will change when he meets Kurt and their worlds collide.

It was a usual Friday afternoon for Kurt Hummel until a quiet boy and a paper airplane turned it into something much more.

Kurt Hummel is an all around lovable bad boy who never expected to fall in love...especially with his preppy stepbrother. COMPLETELY AU, contains heavy slash, eating disorders, strong language, drug use, Bisexual Kurt and 'I think I'm straight' Blaine :

AU. VERY loose canon. Kurt has abilities that he inherits from his mother, which makes life more interesting and challenging. Finn thinks its awesome. What will happen when he meets Blaine at Dalton? Klaine, with a supernatural twist. Now rated M.

*COMPLETE* When single father Kurt Hummel needs to find a nanny for his baby girl, he puts an advert out and meets Blaine Anderson, a young man who needs a job and is amazing with Kurt's daughter. Kurt hires him and, could it be? nanny!Blaine

Blaine Anderson of New York lived a comfortable life in the year 1917. He had a fiance he didn't care for, and a place to get away from it all. But when circumstances left him unconscious, he awoke to the year 2017, and a friendly face decides to help him

Kurt is waiting for his boyfriend to propose when he receives a mysterious text warning him to get out of that relationship. Fast. He then find out he is getting dating advice from himself—ten years in the future.

Spoilt, selfish, and selfcentered Kurt Hummel has been lonely for a while. Having everything you want at the most minimal request, isn't all what it's cut out to be. A simple misunderstanding unravels quite an interesting turn of events. .Badboy!Blaine

Blaine loses his sight at the age of seven and his world changes drastically. He meets a young boy that sings like an angel and it sparks something within him. Years later, fate brings the boys back together and Blaine's world is changed once again.

AU: Anderberry, Cheerio!Kurt, Nerd!Blaine: When Rachel finds Blaine's youtube channel and shows the Glee club, Kurt sees how much it upset Blaine he runs after him. A friendship buds between them, but at McKinley it won't be easy...Blangst.

Rachel wants Finn. Quinn wants to hurt Rachel. Finn's confused, Kurt hates high school, and poor Blaine was just looking for a bathroom. A 10 Things I Hate About You!AU. Klaine.

AU Blaine needs to find the most annoying guy to play his fake boyfriend for a day so his mom would stop nagging him about finding a nice boy. The mean and sarcastic barista Kurt seems like just the guy for the job.

AU. The day Blaine was discharged from the army, he knew that nothing was going to be the same. But what he didn't expect was that Kurt Hummel, his fellow soldier's stepbrother, would manage to make his world a little bit brighter.

After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.

TA!Blaine, student!Kurt. Life is tough at McKinley for the only openly gay kid at school, especially when he can't stop staring at the ridiculously attractive French TA...

"Huh. It says here that cats spend up to one-third of their waking hours grooming." David tried not to and then snickered, "Well, that explains why Kurt turned into a cat instead of a bird." Pure fluff. Conclusion: Warbler herding and shoe chewing.

Cooper Anderson has always wanted a baby brother. When Blaine's born, he promises himself that he'll be the best big brother ever. But ten years is quite the age gap, and sometimes life isn't exactly fair. A series of related vignettes.

When fashion critic Kurt Hummel destroys one of the fashion lines on his desk and shames the designer out of the country, his jilted ex sets about getting his revenge. Based on a movie of the same title. Hevans and Seblaine, eventual Klaine.

Brittany, the witty fashionable cheerleader, wants Santana. Kurt, the ditzy sweetheart and Santana's best friend, wants to make new friends with Brittany. Santana just wants Rachel Berry to shut her mouth. Klaine, Brittana.

Born to high society Blaine is raised to be quite the Beau, but when he comes out as gay to his mother she gives him a 'coming out party'. Enter Kurt Hummel, a modern day Cinderella, who finds himself enamored with the belle of the ball, Blaine Anderson.

Blaine is the most popular kid at school, he's also a bully. Kurt is the new kid and the victim of the football team, but bullying somebody doesn't necessarily mean you won't end up liking them, even if you try your best not to. Rated M for later

All Kurtofsky events occuring from "Never Been Kissed" from Karofsky's POV. Hope you enjoy.

He meets Kurt Hummel on a rainy Tuesday, waiting for the eleven fifteen bus to get the station. A sort of soulmate!Klaine fic.

"He would claim Kurt Hummel as his own, and tonight he would reinforce his Dominance and seal their futures together by taking the boy's virginity." - Klaine AU. Originally written as a fill for the GKM. - * Sequel: "Our Place in the World" *

Sequel to A Political Romance. As Kurt and Blaine graduate college, new challenges await. Can loving Kurt calm dark and twisted Blaine? Features consensual slave/master relationship. Not BDSM. Rated M for gay sex, smut, rape, language and abuse triggers.

Sometimes Blaine likes to trace random words onto Kurt's back. A Klaine drabble series.

Finn and Rachel's daughter draws a family picture for daycare, but it's not quite what Rachel expects. Is that really how her daughter sees her? Future Finchel and Klaine.

TITLE CHANGE. Kurt never went to Dalton, and instead, Blaine Anderson is the new kid in senior year at McKinley High. He reeks fake confidence, bravery, and of course falls for a certain boy with bowties in the school's Glee Club. AU. Based on Season 2.

Blaine always knew his Aunt Shelby couldn't have kids, but it was a surprise when he found out she'd adopted a little girl named Beth. However, he starts to get more curious about the boy, Kurt, who seems to always be visiting his aunt. Klaine. AU.

Kurt Hummel knew that his medical condition was going to kill him - he'd accepted it. But a chance meeting with a boy named Blaine could give him the courage to keep fighting. Sometimes the best things in life come out of the worst situations. AU Klaine

With desperate times come equally desperate measures. This is what leads Kurt to sitting alone in his room, filling out a questionnaire on some sketchy website. Offering up his virginity to the highest bidder. Klaine fic

He finds himself, suddenly, wanting all of Kurt. All of him. Every flaw, perfection, fear, dream, hope, emotion, everything. As the Slytherin pulls away,he knows that Kurt is not his to want. Not his to have, or hold, or even pine over. Hogwarts!Klaine

Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson met on a field trip in kindergarten. What new adventures will this friendship lead to? One chapter for each school year. Eventual Klaine, because Klaine is the best.

GKM Prompt. Kurt has always had a secret loathing of his body, which has only gotten worse as Blaine has gotten increasingly successful. After a confrontation at work, Blaine attempts to reassure Kurt that he's perfect as he is.

Post 2.09 so spoilers for that Kurt's feeling out of place at Dalton and Rachel just got dumped for cheating.She had said they were a lot alike; perhaps they could help each other I'm awful at summaries. Just read the first chappie to see if you like

set after NBK. Kurt is attacked and is now blind. He struggles with the adjustment but a certain curly haired Warbler is there to help. Klaine. Slash. Please R&R. rated T for safety. :D Enjoy

Kurt begins babysitting Blaine, his 6 year old neighbor, when he's 13 years old. What happens when the boys meet again 12 years later, and there is an undeniable attraction?

Blaine is the biggest nerd and most invisible student at McKinley. He lives life from a distance, preferring to stay up in his head. Recently, though, his head is filled with thoughts of Kurt Hummel, the boy he'll never gather the courage to speak to.

Blaine is a women's shoe salesman in a department store in New York City. According to his best friend Santana, he has absolutely "no game." But will Kurt, an employee working in the perfume and make-up department downstairs, like him anyway? Very AU

Kurt Hummel transfers to Dalton Academy after an attack leaves him rendering speechless. Literally. Kurt cannot speak and one Blaine Anderson is there to be a helpful and supportive friend. But what happens when both secretly want to be more?

"Please teach me gently how to breathe" Blaine's parents can't afford to send him to Dalton after he's attacked at the Sadie Hawkins dance. Instead, they send him to McKinley, where his life changes forever. Season1!Klaine Collab with ohheyjessica

Several scenes of the evolution of politician!Kurt, as seen by First Gay Blaine Anderson. Slightly AU in the fact that Kurt wins the senior class president election.

"Maybe if I train Blaine I can introduce him to Kurt and they can have little puppy babies together." A sequel to Not Like the Movies, in which Brittany attempts to find Blaine someone to rub unicorn horns with.

Kurt is a nervous bunny hyrbrid who's spent his whole life blocking people out when they get too close. Blaine is a wistful human, achingly in love with him. Will Blaine ever win him over? Written for a prompt on the GKM.

"The dreams themselves attracted scientific interest. And if the fact that every person dreamed of a different voice wasn't enough, the realisation that the dream-voice belonged to the individual's soul mate made it damn fascinating." soulmate!Klaine

Kitty!Kurt / Puppy!Blaine drabble. Mornings are Blaine's favorite because it means he gets to see Kurt again. Warning for extreme levels of candy cotton fluff.

When Burt doesn't wake up from coma after his heart attack, Child Welfare Agency decides to place Kurt in a foster family. Kurt is not amused, but fortunately, he is not alone. His new foster brother seems to come with his own set of problems, though.

AU. Blaine is an A-list movie star being destroyed by fame. Kurt is hired as his stylist. Over time, these two begin to heal each other, but not without a good amount of obstacles. Multi-chap. Klaine.

There were three facts that Kurt knew about Blaine Anderson. He was gorgeous, he sang like a dream, and he was very much in love with one Rachel Berry. AU season 2, Klaine.

Blaine has been part of the Cirque de Joie for most of his life, being the 'handy man' around the circus. He yearns to be a performer but he has none of the talent. Just when he thought there was nothing left for him, a new aerialist joins the Cirque. AU

My sadistic Cousin wanted a dark/manipulative yet in love Blaine easing Kurt in to a very extreme relationship for his birthday. I didn't want to buy him anything, so I complied. I rather like it myself.

AU. Kurt Hummel is at the lowest point of his life, he finds happiness in Blaine Anderson, a boy from a completely different world who is a mystery to him.

Just a little Kitty!Kurt/Puppy!Blaine holiday drabble. So fluffy both literally and figuratively it might make your teeth fall out, so be warned.

Post civil-war cowboy times. Kurt and Mercedes are riding on a train from New York to Lima when Blaine and the Warblers rob the train and kidnap them! Rated M for a smutty scene in the future.

What if Brittany was a future scientific time travelling genius? What if Kurt and Blaine had adopted a young Irish boy in a Children's Home in America? What if that boy was Auntie Britt's favorite? What if one day he walked the halls of McKinley High?

Blaine, Sam, Puck and Santana have been topping charts with their unique indie music for years now, but as Blaine has hit a massive writers block, they decide they need to find him a muse before they hit rock bottom.

Kurt Hummel is trapped in the body of none other than Rachel Berry, and Rachel in his. But can Rachel use this to her advantage to win back Finn while keeping up Kurt's relationship with Blaine? Body-swap. Klaine and some Finchel. Humor. M for smut/slash

I'm Kurt Hummel. I like Gaga, being right, and movies that end with people in sunglasses driving sports cars. My hobbies? I like shopping. My perks? Cursing in French. And my top ten things to do before I die? ...Blaine Anderson is definitely number one.

While the kiss in Original Song was oh-so-beautiful, there's millions of ways those two boys could have shared their first kiss. PROMPT FIC. COMPLETE.

Blaine Anderson wakes up one morning to realize that he can read minds. Now he has to get used to having other thoughts invade his own, and that includes Kurt Hummel's thoughts about him. and they're not always so squeaky clean.

Kurt rolled his eyes. People could be so dense about their talent sometimes. "Please, you sounded great. You should really join Glee Club!" He smiled widely. "Wait... Hogwarts has a Glee Club?" Blaine looked very confused.

A tale of Blaine's hatred of football, and his love for cheerleaders.AU

AU, Blaine and Kurt. Based off of the Fashion Night Out video. Blaine and Kurt are rival models, but just how much do they hate each other? Rated M for good reason.

A local PFLAG scheme uses the lost art of letter writing to bring people together. - AU but using as much canon as possible - 12 Chapters in Total plus a two part epilogue

Kurt and Blaine meet in a line at the airport and get bumped from their flight. Written for BloodRedLust as part of the FicAwesome Gift Exchange- 3some,

Set in fictional Gypsy culture. They may know each other only a week but really, if it's true love does it matter? Rated M due to mature content. Full warnings inside. Mpreg.

In which Rory gets a bloody nose, Kurt takes a stand, and Blaine just wants to be helpful. Based on "Mash-Off." Oneshot. COMPLETE.

How far are you willing to go to keep your peace and comfort? How much will it take to shake you out of it? And what happens when you're there? A story where Blaine Anderson doesn't come out – even to himself – until long after high school.

When Lily Potter translates a spell that can bring someone with the power to defeat Voldemort into their world, the last thing she and the order expected was a skinny seventeen year old Harry Potter. Story is back and will be finished.

When Blaine randomly transfers to McKinley one day, Kurt's perfect world is completely thrown off-kilter. Kurt views Blaine as a threat, and vows to destroy him. Kurt's not who he seems and Blaine's harboring some secrets as well. Rivalry AU.

The New Directions and Blaine have some pretty interesting and awkward encounters through Kurt. This is a series of one shots descibing different encounters they have throughout the year. Rating will go up depending on the one shots.

How the series might have gone if Kurt was Quinn's baby daddy. Some romances don't fit into any box.

What Blaine Anderson wants, Blaine Anderson gets. He's dapper, rich, and he has an awesome voice. Everybody loves him. His latest conquest? The pretty blue-eyed stranger he met on the bus.But what, something's wrong. Why didn't his charms work on him? AU.

Kurt is forced to spy on New Direction's competition, the glee club of Crawford Country Day, an all girls private school. Amongst hiding his identity as a boy, Kurt also has to try not to fall in love with a certain guy who keeps showing up. Klaine

No one at Dalton has seen Kurt in days, he's not responding to Blaine's calls or texts-then there's the message Kurt left on his voicemail 4 days ago. So Blaine decides to ask ND what's wrong. But it was worse than he expected, much worse. AU after BIOTA.

Blaine has mysterious plans. Kurt? He's just along for the ride. Sappy romantic mush with a touch of sassy!Kurt and the misuse of a Dalton tie that isn't nearly as fun as it sounds.

Kurt and Blaine are having coffee with an unwanted guest when Santana happens upon them at the Lima Bean. Kurt can't resist inviting her to join them, much to Blaine's discomfort.

Once upon a time, in a land far away, there lived a young Prince, a Knight, and the dragon that brought them together. Klaine AU Fairytale.

Kurt had been a doctor for three years now, and the first rule in the medical profession was to not get attached to your patients. He was sure falling in love was even worse. Klaine. One-shot

In a world of half-animals, Kurt is a half-bunny and Blaine is a half-wolf. This is their story. Fill for the Kink Meme.

Kurt loves his job at the off-Broadway theater. As for Blaine Anderson, Kurt might have to work with him, but he doesn't have to like him. AU. COMPLETE

Burt finds a condom wrapper and confronts his sons about it. Cue the hilarity, awkwardness, and enormous amounts of love.

A series of drabbles involving Kurt and the surprised realizations of those around him as he adjusts to a new, non-bullying, environment.

BadBoy!Blaine. Blaine starts at McKinley only to meet someone who won't put up with his attitude

When the Warblers get invited to sing in Disney World, they immediately accept. I mean, it's an all-expense paid trip to one of the most magical places on Earth. Plus with Wes's conflicting feelings for David and Blaine realizing his love for Kurt...

This is an AU story. Kurt and Blaine never met, Kurt is a Junior at FIT and Blaine is a Junior at NYU and they run into each other at a coffee shop called Honey and Oats. One Shot - possibly to be expanded on. Complete for now.

"Yeah, but they call it the freshman fifteen, Kurt", Blaine grumbled, making his was out of the kitchen and flopping back onto the couch in his apartment, "Not the freshman fifty." Chubby!Blaine

Kurt and Blaine, both longing for their life partner, have yet to meet, and are only guided by the names written on each others palms. Somehow, someway, they'll meet one day, and will finally find what they've been looking for: a soulmate.

Kurt Hummel is a high school drop out, forced from his school by bullies. He is trying to start over in New York, but he is 17 and alone. Will New York be different?

Kurt and Rachel finally arrive to New York, where not everything is as easy or amazing as they'd imagined, especially they next door neighbor, a shy and mysterious boy named Blaine Anderson.

Hemophilia: a disease that impairs the clotting ability of blood. Kurt's a hemophiliac; Blaine's a hardworking hospital volunteer. When Blaine donates blood for the first time, their two worlds come crashing together. AU. Rating subject to change.

*FUTURE FIC* Blaine is gearing up for a new school year and a fresh start. He is excited to meet all his new pupils, but one looks hauntingly familiar.

Nobody questions Kurt Hummel's fashion sense. Especially not his boyfriend.

Blaine's task was simple: seduce the new kid, get him to fall in love, sleep with him, then dump him like yesterday's garbage.

This story takes place 5 years after Kurt and Blaine have graduated. Kurt has moved to New York and is a huge Broadway star, he's got a movie in the works. Blaine moved to Seattle and is finishing up his last year of art school. Rated T for language.

At Rachel's seventh birthday, she makes a close friend, one Kurt Hummel. Many years later, they've drifted apart and she's left to wonder what happened. Will she finally learn the truth about why he left her behind and moved on? Hummelberry friendship.

Mercedes wins two VIP tickets to see The Warblers, a new boy band. Kurt's not a fan, but agrees to go along anyway.

Blaine Anderson never thought he would have any reason to venture near McKinley reform school, but that was before he met Kurt Hummel. A Badboy!Kurt fic.

AU BadBoy!Blaine, Reform!Klaine fic. Kurt is forced to attend Dalton Academy Reform School for a little misunderstanding and ends up with bad boy, Blaine Anderson, as a roommate. What happens when Kurt begins to fall for the boy with a dark past?

"Do you know how many gay teenagers get bullied to the point of killing themselves? If I hadn't met Blaine, that would probably be me right now. You'd all probably be at my funeral, if you cared enough to come." Non-canon. Klaine-centric.

Finn and Rachel were exchanging vows, staring deep into each other's eyes, but Blaine couldn't tear his eyes away from his boyfriend – his lover – this man he'd shared the past six years of his life with. Future!Klaine fluff.

Sue hates redundancy and Kurt's a brat. He's also, to her chagrin, completely unafraid of her and right now, she kind of wishes he wasn't because it'd be so much easier to be ferocious that way. Instead, she watches how he takes his coffee. Post-Funeral.

Kurt Hummel is a world famous model sick with the shallow ways in which our society judges by appearances. Desperate to find someone who likes him for him and not his looks he seeks refuge in the arms of the one man who can see him for who he truly is. AU

Five times Kurt knew he was straight, and one time he questioned his sexuality. Straight!Kurt, Kurt/Quinn and one sided Klaine.

"Grilled Cheesus Part III": He's just too tired to take this anymore. Klaine. A series that fills in the massive gaps in season 2.

Blaine Anderson's wife has just left him, leaving him with three beautiful daughters to raise on his own. When he meets Kurt Hummel in a park, he discovers he needs a nanny to help him control his girls. And Kurt is perfect for the job! Finally Complete!

Just a bunch of different one-shots on how the Kliss could've happened. Though it was PERFECT anyway, there are still tons of other ways! The result? This story. #21: Prompt: Juliet Hummel-Anderson — ...football!Blaine, cheerleader!Kurt...R&R!

Blaine is at last embracing his second love - art. What he doesn't expect is for the living statue of David to walk into his art class in nothing but a silk robe... RATED M, for possible future chapters.

Blaine is the son of a conservative politician. He's not allowed to have a boyfriend but he falls in love with Kurt however something about Blaine isn't quite right. Something dark and slightly twisted. Rated M for language, smut, gay sex and dark themes.

Blaine's a songwriter who's stuck in a rut. Kurt's a cyborg with music software installed and an attitude. Blaine thinks that "All My Friends Are Dicks" can be the next top hit. Kurt just wants Blaine to understand that he's human, too. AU, Klaine.

A Caramelotti Publication: What if Blaine had transferred to McKinley instead of Dalton after getting beat up? What if Kurt HADN'T come out and had said yes to dating Mercedes? What if... Klaine

In which the boys are all about bromance, Blaine breaks the stereotype, Puck's obsessed with Blaine and Kurt's sex life, Mike gets ignored, Finn is mentally scarred for life, Sam is amused, and the possibility of a pregnant Kurt.

"14 prompts, one per day. 24 hours to complete and post it. If you manage every prompt by the end of the two weeks, I will declare you the 'Ultimate Kliss writer' and 'Ultimate Klaine Prompt writer'." - Chasing Aspirations. COMPLETE

Puppy!Blaine/Kitty!Kurt. Kurt and Mercedes have been in a pack consisting of just them for a while, and they've been fine, except now Kurt has a bit puppy stalker.

Blaine is never hanging out with Kurt's friends again.

Blaine is so confused, and Kurt really isn't helping. Character study looking back at their relationship from Blaine's POV with focus on events in Sexy, Original Song and New York.

Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU

From Special Education to Original Songs, follow Kurt and Blaine's journey, told from an unexpected set of eyes. Welcome to Pavarotti's Point Of View on Klaine. Because the human side is overrated. Based on @FreePavarotti's tweets, and Glee's plotline

"Finn. You used my iron to make a panini when we have a perfectly functional sandwich-maker." In which Sam accidently provides Kurt with minions, Brittany is a celebrity twitterer, Klaine is adorable, Finn hates big words before noon, and more.

Wizards, and Glee clubs, and love, oh my! Kurt and Blaine have just started their first year at Hogwarts. What will this entail? Will they find their other half? Or just a whole lot of trouble? Fluff and good times are sure to ensue! R&R? *Edit: Year 2 up

Pirate/Greek Mythology AU. If there was a third genre it would be Humor. Blaine Anderson hadn't planned on getting kidnapped by pirates and held for ransom, but sometimes you just had to go with it. And hopefully not end up dead.

Given the writing assignment 'Tell me about pivotal moments in your life' Blaine reflects on his life - disappointments and successes, loves and losses and discovers things along the way he never expected.

When Kurt transferred to Dalton to escape Karofsky, he only wanted a safe place to go. He didn't expect to fall in love. With his English teacher.

Or, "Five Times In Which Wes and David Are Completely Bewildered By McKinley." Epilogue: Wes and David are back at Dalton and feeling better after their scare at McKinley, but one final piece of evidence is about to change the game completely.

The first time Kurt kisses Blaine, it's a Thursday.

Behind all of that flaming homosexuality lies a real man. Kurt proves it... in his own way. Klaine.

Missing moments and an inside look on what shenanigans the Warblers get up to when the camera isn't on. Crack/humor/fluff.

Lying there in the other boy's arms, Blaine finally felt like the pieces were put back together and he was whole.

It's just one of those things that some people can do and other people can't, like wiggling your ears or crossing your eyes. Most people can't see the future. Blaine Anderson can./ Or where Blaine and Kurt meet in the cliche setting of a coffee shop.

Lima is a dictatorship ruled fiercely by Governor Anderson. When Kurt Hummel falls in love, he doesn't expect it to change the entire way the town exists.

AU. Tears were escaping my eyes, floating into the water around us. Blaine was nearly unconscious. He seriously only had a minute or so before he suffocated. "Do what you want to me. Lock me up! Kill me! Just don't let Blaine die!" A mer!Kurt story.

Andromeda Black is anything but thrilled when she's forced to tutor Ted Tonks, a Muggleborn. The goofy, clumsy Hufflepuff isn't like anyone she's ever met, and he just might be teaching her a thing or two along the way.

For a lot of them, loving Kurt Hummel was the most selfless thing they had ever done. - GleeGirls&Kurt fic, Q: How do you resist the perfect guy? A: You don't.

Kurt and Blaine meditate on coming out and being themselves, which are not necessarily the same thing.

AU Starts during Never Been Kissed Blaine Anderson is sent to McKinley to spy on their Glee Club. What will this mission lead to and who will he meet there. Each Chapter will follow a different episode of season 2. Also contains FURT Friendship

"He loved the way the boy would smile at him. He loved the way he would giggle and brush at his bangs when Blaine would greet him with "Grande Non-Fat Mocha?" and slide the cup over to him." Slight AU. Rated T. Might change to M.

Kurt Hummel simply wants to be the best, like no-one ever was. But his life is interrupted by an irritating brunette, a mysterious team of Pokémon poachers, and a Gym Leader he can't get his mind off of. Eventual Klaine. An AKM Production.

Blaine and Kurt live in 1881, a time where they can not even hold hands in public without fear of rebuke - or worse. How will their love progress in this different time? AU, Klaine

Fluffy, silly, and short drabbles featuring Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson. Spoilers for 2x16 "Original Songs." Suggestions for future drabbles welcome.

'"I'll see you soon!" He yelled after her, knowing his words resounded true. She shot him the finger. Wes was still grinning even as she disappeared around the corner.' A certain Dalton boy comes crashing into Santana's life and refuses to leave.

The Warblers are just everyday teenage boys. Except for, you know, being werewolves. But when their Alpha male, Blaine Anderson chooses an outsider, Kurt Hummel to be his mate, things will start to get a little...wild. Rated M for smut in future chapters.

Kurt's suffering from bilateral hearing loss, and it's progressing to a possible danger zone. If that weren't scary enough, he has yet to tell any one of his friends.; AU; Eventual Klaine

Slightly AU Future fic. Kurt and Blaine meet for the first time in an Oncology ward, Blaine a visitor and Kurt a patient.

Blaine Anderson has become exhausted by all the work he does at Dalton. When he takes a nap, he finds himself in a land where he's separated by someone special, by a sheet of glass. Based of the youtube video Draw With Me.

In a society where human animal hybrids run amok, Alphas are the dominant species, over humans, or Beta hybrids. An Alpha needs a Beta to feel complete, to feel whole. Blaine needs Kurt to be complete. Another wolf!Blaine fic!

Kurt spies on The Warblers. Instead of Blaine being the lead singer, Blaine is a social outcast, who hasn't spoken in two years. Blaine and Kurt end up meeting that fateful day and end up having a rather interesting friendship that only a few understand.

Werewolf AU. Tension is rising in the pack, and having the very-human Kurt Hummel come to visit his brother and boyfriend is putting strain on everyone. Having Blaine and Kurt mate should help, but the process proves to be more complicated than expected.

They'd come to the agreement that one of them would be on football, and the other would be a Cheerio. Blaine hadn't considered the looser terms of the agreement until after he saw Kurt strutting onto the field. KLAINE

He was supposed to get Kurt to fall in love with him, then in a few months time he could break up with him and collect his winnings. It was just a game and nothing more. So, why did he suddenly find himself starting to fall for the other boy?

Glee Fluff Meme Prompt from LJ: Sue Sylvester insists that all of the Cheerios date. When Kurt points out that there aren't any options for him at McKinley, Sue decides to "audition" possible boyfriends for him from other surrounding schools

No matter how you try to forget them, some people just find themselves in your life over and over again. Kurt was the last person Blaine expected to be on the other end of that call.

The week the Warblers decided to try "Misery" for one of their Regionals performances, Blaine wasn't really paying attention to how Kurt was feeling, until Kurt made him. Rated M for the epilogue. Follows canon, EXCEPT FOR THE EPILOGUE, WHICH GOES WAY OFF IN ITS OWN, SMUTTY DIRECTION.

Kurt's internal evolution. Kurt had never been ashamed of who he was - girly, tiara-wearing, high pitched, high fashion...not to mention witty, steely and smart. He had his girls...but the boys were always so afraid. And then there was Blaine...

Blaine offers money for a small-town stripper to spend three nights with him in Las Vegas. Little does he know that in such a small amount of time that awkward romance could lead into things he told himself he'd never have again, like love.

Sequel to Marauding Dragon. Ch. 37: Draco finally meets his cousin and learns a bit about the past while worrying about the present.

Kurt Hummel loves Dalton Academy, but that all changes when Blaine Anderson transfers. AU

All it took for their relationship to grow into something more was five months, a lot of angst, and one trip to New York City for the 2011 Glee Club National Championships. Klaine. Now complete!

"We can't help it, you two are entertaining. It's like watching reality TV, but far more intelligent and with more sexual repression." Wes was cradling a tub of popcorn. "Or a documentary on the mating rituals or lack thereof of gay teenagers." Klaine.

Post/Mid-Original Song through New York, Blaine is worried about how his parents will react to his having a boyfriend and eventually finds the courage to tell them. What is their reaction? Klaine. Blaine centric.

Written for Beth & Bee, who asked for a story about Sam's brother having a baby crush on Kurt. Came out more like kid-hero-worship, but here's a look at Kurt, and Sam to a lesser degree, through the eyes of an eight year old boy.

There are moments in life when we feel a connection, so deep words can hardly describe it. But, how do we know that it's real? This is the story of Kurt who meets Blaine and falls in love.

Two summers ago, Blaine Anderson kissed Kurt Hummel at a party. Now Blaine is a sophomore, trying to follow the prearranged mold his father made, all the while dealing with his sexuality and the reappearance of Kurt in his life. An AU rewrite of Season 1.

Kurt goes to bed happy in the knowledge that he's in love and in a wonderful relationship, only to wake up and discover it was all a dream. Now, he has to find a way to fix it. Kurt/Blaine Chapter 3: Kurt and guest perform a duet.

Kurt was in love. Not the infatuation he'd suffered through with Finn, but love, real burning love that he though had only existed in movies and everyone's life but his own. Klaine AU, rating changed.

Blair, a rather sassy and outspoken lesbian and Karla, who despite her best efforts is still a little uncomfortable in her own skin have both moved to Crawford Country Day in the hope of acceptance and a better life. They meet on a staircase, fluffiness

AU. Kurt works as a nurse in a mental institution. Blaine is a patient, who thinks it's a school. Kurt/Blaine

Blaine was the social enigma of McKinley, until an unkown incident in sophomore year that drove him into isolation. Kurt is the bullied gay kid who was always interested in Blaine. When they're paired for a project, things might be uncovered. Klaine AU

Little Mermaid inspired. Klaine AU mid-NBK. Blaine is looking for love. Kurt is tired of being bullied. An incident, and an opportunity with heavy consequences brings them together, but have they found what they've been looking for?

Brittana gives Kurt a crash course on how to be sexy. Target? Blaine Anderson. Sixth Task: Sing, Strip, Dance, Klaine.

To prevent another Rocky Horror debacle, the kids are forced to work at a haunted house. Unfortunately, somebody made the mistake of letting Sam plan the whole thing. KLAINE.

How To Make Friends And Influence People without using Katy Perry lyrics KLAINE. Dalton Academy is filled with geeks. Set during and directly after NBK. First part of the Spah verse.

Kurt is the canary whisperer. Blaine thinks it's charming. Wes thinks it's diabolical. For a prompt.

Kurt Hummel hates his monotonic, boring life just as much as close-minded people. Nothing ever changes, until one day when he decides to pull into that coffee shop. One person, Blaine Anderson, makes his days a little more bearable. Klaine AU

Kurt and Blaine are totally Not Dating. Too bad no one believes them.

The New Directions and The Warblers have been sent to Holly Holiday's Wonderful Wilderness World for a week to learn the arts of surviving and training for the outdoors. However things don't kick off to a great start. AU.

As compiled by one Wesley Kim...all the rules you need to know in order to be a proper and appropriate Warbler. Co-written with Spookykat

AU. Blaine had to transfer, but here was no point breaking into his college fund for a school like Dalton when he could just transfer to another public school and keep his head down and not try so hard to stand out.

A series of angsty and/or fluffy scenes in the lives of Kurt and Blaine.

"They meet when they're five. They're on the bus to school, and a second grader picks up Blaine's Powerpuff Girls lunch box and throws it out the window. Blaine bursts into tears. Kurt, just a kindergartener, trips the bully as he walks past." Klaine.

Ever wonder exactly how Blaine got from his BIOTA/Sexy cluelessness to his epiphany in Original Songs? Here's my take... Rated T for frank discussion of adult themes. Really, it'll be mostly fluffy.

Katherine is even more ordinary than your average girl. At least that's what she says. So when James Potter puts her bed in the lake,she declares an average, perfectly ordinary prank war. Now if only she could figure out why Albus keeps staring at her...

Do you believe in love at first sight? That was a question the Blaine Anderson was not prepared to answer...especially on his wedding day. He meets a certain special someone that turns his world inside out. Slight AU Future Fic. Klaine!

AU Kurt, a Snow nymph, visits the Wood Court during the Solstice and meets Blaine. One-shot.

EVERYBODY gives Blaine the "if you hurt him" talk. Everybody. Rated K for threats of hobbit mutilation.

When Special Agent Blaine Anderson is the distraction in an operation to stop a child prostitution ring, he didn't expect to have sex with his boss' kidnapped teenage son. He certainly didn't expect to fall in love with him. M for smut and language!

After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.

AU set in the 1980s. Dalton doesn't exist, Blaine transfers to McKinley, and Rachel and Kurt help him figure out who he really is, complete with a cheestastic soundtrack. A season two rewrite with all that in mind. Originally published 3/3/11 at LJ.

Taking on the gaps in Klaine's relationship from Blaine's POV.

Kurt Hummel and Blaine Anderson find each other, no matter where their life choices lead them.

An AU Fic that branches out from the episode 'Silly Love songs'. Written before episode was aired so it's doesn't follow canon. Kurt/OC Flint. FLIRT. Klaine Friendship, one-sided Klaine, on both sides. Frienship is hard, love can be harder.

AU. One-shot. Set during 2x16: Original Song. The Warblers should really learn to recognize sarcasm when they hear it. Read and Review...please?

or Rachel Barbara Berry's Five Steps to Setting Kurt Hummel Up. AU after Duets. Rachel Berry has little experience in the dealings of "friends." So in order to be a better friend to Kurt, she tries to set him up. Kurtchel friendship. Klaine

"I will never understand the compulsive need to adress diary/journal in such a respectful manner as if it is a real person and will read the following entry and answer life's confusing questions" Blaine turns to his notebook for some guidance. KLAINE

When it comes to one particular dance, Jesse's willing to swallow his pride and ask a few New Directions for help. - Jesse/Tina/Brittany/Kurt friendship; St. Hummel.

At a school for magic, two boys reach out to help each other and learn to live again. Wizard!Klaine. Purely Harry Potter crossover. No reference to StarKid whatsoever. One-shot.

There was a strange familiar gleam in those amber eyes, as if Kurt had stared into them before... Has a happy ending, I promise. Please read and tell me what you think. AU R&R

Wes and David get a phone call. At two in the morning. From a very drunk Blaine. Inspired by 2x14 promo. Oneshot-dialogue.

In a darker AU, the winners freely prey on the losers. A loser becomes the winners' trophy. Dub-con. Update: The final chapter as the characters make life-changing decisions.

Kurt's still at square one with Blaine, Rachel's still Finn-less, and so the two make an arrangement. Emphatically NOT a "turning Kurt" story.

Wes doesn't trust the newest Warbler, and he has very valid reasons.

In which New Directions throws a party, Kurt has a stupid idea, Jesse causes trouble, Finn gets super mad, Blaine's mom comes home, and David hatches a plan. The wild, dramatic, humorous beginning to a festive winter break.

A complete re-write of episode 2x10, this time with more Dalton, more Jesse, and less plot holes. Also, Christmas spirit.

In which a certain traitor makes a return, Blaine has parent issues, Kurt gets some action, and the boys play Call of Duty...again.

Kurt starts sending the Glee club cheery little messages - via Pavarotti. Then there was crack. And some chaos! Slight spoilers through ep 2x09.

In which the boys plays Call of Duty, the girls talk too much, Wes gets more than he bargained for, and Blaine has a pretty terrible night.

In which Wes and David mooch, Blaine tags along, Finn makes new friends, Grandma Hummel preaches, and Kurt just wants some pie; this is a Hummel-Hudson Thanksgiving to remember.

Blaine/Kurt, AU : Blaine wasn't sure of what the Hunters had captured when they came back. But in the end, he fell for its spell-as all men who had gazed upon a wood nymph had been.

Maybe Burt wasn't the most perfect guy in high school. Maybe he was a little bit of a bully. He's changed now, and there's one person he needs to apologize to.

James was humiliating Snape, while Harry was watching. No, he wasn't watching Harry Was James. He ran away while James appeared in Snapes office. They were both stuck in the wrong time... Please R&R

Rose Weasley, in a drunken stupor, confessed her love for Scorpius Malfoy... in front of the entire gryffindor!

SEPTEMBER 7TH; UPDATED. Parody. Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sent back to the Marauders Era because of a broken Time Turner. CRACK!FIC Guess who joins Snape's band? EPISODE 4

Due to a stupid taunt, Regulus and Sirius made a bet to drink Polyjuice potion and be each other for a day, that is, if they survive the day.

AU MWPP era. In January of their 6th year, the Marauders come up with their best boredom buster to date - a recreation of the show America's Next Top Model, along with a lovely prize. Drama and hilarity in equal parts promptly ensue. R&R?

You know those stories where the gang is hunting down horcruxes and battling Voldemort every five seconds and generally saving the world? Well, this isn't one of those fics. Instead of the usual chaos, Hogwarts is now consumed by insanity.

Marauder era, Layla has been "one of the boys" when it comes to the Marauders for her entire life, but what happens when she thinks she might have morethanfriendly feelings for a certain wolfish boy? probably slightly AU nothing specific RemusxOC.

Have you ever noticed how incredibly implausible most FanFiction plotlines are? I have. Chapter Five: It's the marriage law that doesn't make any sense! And don't forget the Very Sexy But Also Mysterious American Girl, here to save the day!

They thought she was dead. They were wrong. Rated T for now, but the rating may change.Mostly warnings for language.

Bringing you one abysmal cliche after another since November 16, 2007!

Sirius escapes from Azkaban much earlier and is adopted by Draco Malfoy. Ch. 43: The first year comes to a close and everybody gets to go home. Despite the year ending on a high note, however, not all are coming back to welcoming arms.

COMPLETE! James has loved Lily Evans since the first day he set eyes on her. Lily has never returned these feelings. However when a switching spell gone wrong causes Lily to swap bodies with James's best friend, she is forced to spend time with him...