![]() Author has written 1 story for Danny Phantom. Name: Classified... Age: Older than some existing person Gender: Female I love writing and I've been reading stories on this site for a while. I appreciate constructive criticism and any ideas or suggestions for any stories I may write. Favorite Books: Percy Jackson series and the Heroes of Olympus series By Rick Riordan, Protector of the Small Quartet and The Circle of Magic Quartet by Tamora Pierce, the Study series by Maria V. Snyder Fire by Kristin Cashore, Mistwood by Leah Cypess, the Numbers series by Rachel Ward, My Fair Assassin series by Robin LaFevers, Starcrossed series by Elizabeth Bourne, The Leviathan series by Scott Westerfeld The Iron Fey series by Julie Kagawa, The Infernal Devices Trilogy by Cassandra Clare, The Diviners by Libba Bray, the Frontier Magic series by Patricia C. Wrede, the Seer series by Linda Joy Singleton and For the Win & Little Brother by Cory Doctorow. Favorite movies: How to Train Your Dragon, How to Train Your Dragon 2, Tangled, Princess Bride, Frozen, Sherlock Holmes, Rise of the Guardians, Guardians of the Galaxy, Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas, Evolution, Now you See Me, and Sixth Sense Favorite shows: Danny Phantom, Criminal Minds, Ultimate Spider-man, Young Justice, Young Justice: Invasion, Steven Universe, Teen Titans, Gravity Falls, Scooby-Doo Mystery Incorporated, , Perception, Avatar: the Last Air bender, Deltora Quest, Last Man Standing, Supernatural, Scorpion, X-Files, Doctor Who and Ghost Whisperer Interesting Stuff: The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest. Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. -Confucious People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost. -Unknown It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are. -E.E Cummings No boy is worth crying over. And the one who is won't make you cry. -Sarah Kane (age 10) Darkness cannot drive out Darkness; only Light can do that. Hate cannot drive out Hate; only Love can do that. -Martin Luther King Jr. Before you can see the light, you have to deal with the darkness. -Random Fortune Cookie Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are. - Niccolo Machiavelli, the Prince "The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken. The one who fights the most is the one who wants to find peace. "They laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at them because they're all the same." "Sometimes people put up walls not to keep people out but to see who cares enough to tear "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." "Smirk, it makes people wonder what you’re up to, while scaring the crap out of them at the same time!" "True friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." "When I was younger, my parents encouraged me to walk and talk. Now, all they want me to do is sit down and shut up!" "They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly I think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," I don't think many people would be dead..." "Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED!! Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing." "'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUH! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!" "You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear." "I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!" "Heaven doesn’t want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over." "When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you" "I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face" "Tired of living and scared of dying" "Scared to remember, terrified to forget" "Education is important, school however, is another matter." "Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more" "Don’t mess with me I've got a stick." "I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends." "Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't" "I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either." "Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls." Quote #1: Some might say that Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side and it binds the universe together. Quote #2: Sanity is like parachutes. Just because you've lost yours doesn't mean you can barrow mine. Quote #3: Before you get mad at somebody try walking a thousand miles in their shoes, then you a thousand miles away from them and YOU HAVE THEIR SHOES! Quote #4: One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject Quote #5: You can't make somebody love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope for the best! Quote #6: Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. Quote #7: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Quote #8: Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door... Quote #9: When it hurts to look back, & you are scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there. Dark Side Story Quote Person 2: Join the dark side we have cookies Person 2: Welcome to the dark side, are you surprised we lied about having cookies Person 3: Well I've decided I'm joining the dark side, I really want cookies Person 1: No, don't go to the dark side, I've been there they don't really have cookies This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia Everyday at school, Katie was teased about still being a virgin. No matter what she said or tried to do, it was the same thing: Laughter, and "Oh, Katie! You're such an immature baby! You haven't had sex yet. We all have! God, such a baby!" One day, Katie finally had enough. When a group of popular girls started teasing her again, she calmly turned to them and said: "Any day I can be like you. I can have sex, and then be just like you. But, NONE of you, can ever be like me again. You've already given yourselves away, but I haven't. I'm OK to wait for my husband, thank-you-very-much." Those girls never bothered her again. Re-post this if you're a virgin and would say the same thing Katie did when faced in this situation. The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was BLACK," "When I grew up I was BLACK," "When I'm sick I'm BLACK," "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK," "When I'm cold I'm BLACK," "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir..." "When you're born you're PINK," "When you grow up you're WHITE," "When you're sick, you're GREEN," "When you go in the sun you turn RED," "When you're cold you turn BLUE," "And when you die you turn PURPLE." "And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Copy this onto your site and help stop racism! FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS : Borrow Money from you and return you back on time REAL FRIENDS : Forgotten about it FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this 30 reasons why girls are the best: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (You get the point.) 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if we're gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. It took the vilest, most evil creature in the universe to convince Eve to eat the apple, but it only took a woman to convince Adam. 60 or so Awesome Ways to Make your Teacher Wanna Backhand You! 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back against the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask, "Does somebody need a hug?" very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, "Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties." 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream "The light! Make it stop! Argh, it burns!!" 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, "You're racist against paper, aren't you?" 8. Don’t do your homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework, say, "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever." Then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say, "Hello, my name is Mr./Mrs [insert name here]", you stand up and say "Prove it!" 11. When your teacher asks why you were late, say, "My goldfish died." Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds" at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class, bow and say, "May the force be with you, young one." 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream, "OMG! Get away! Rape! Rape! Rape!!" 16. Walk into class dancing the macarena. 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room. 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says. 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow. 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance". 22. When they tell someone to turn around, have everyone in class do it as well. 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelled. 25. Run in the room screaming, “The world is going to end!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, "The queen/king is never late; everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, "I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected; please leave me alone or try again later, thank you." 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream, "Aah, my eyes!!" 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell, "The sky is falling!" 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout, "Oh no, they’re coming for me!" 32. Bring in a 7th grader and say he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewelry, i.e. necklaces, earrings, etc. 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell, "DNA!" 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says "I am retarded". 42. Talk to a pen. 43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper, "What’s wrong?" yell, "No, I won’t make out with you after class!” 44. Yell "Liar!" to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, it’s spreading!” 47. When a substitute teacher is taking roll, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say, "Your worst nightmare". 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go, "Ooohh, I know this!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot" to every question s/he asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song. 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught. 53. When a teacher asks you a question, reply, "Um, computer says nooo!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout, "I object!!" 55. Repeat the last word the teacher says but say it much louder. 56. While the teacher's back is turned, everyone swaps seats. 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart. 58. When you hear a police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom, shouting, "Oh no, they're here! Oh my god! Shit! Shit! Shit! What do I do? Sir/miss, you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! Help!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question, shout, "Next!" To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice. 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. 4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "Amen!" 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. 6. Sing the never ending song on a long car ride. "There is a song that never ends, never ends, never ends; there is a song that never ends and this is how it goes..." 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy". 9. Skip down the hall rather than walk, and see how many looks you get. 10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go". 12. Sing along at the opera. 14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day. 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache. 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream, "I won! I won!" 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives! They're loose!" 19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." 20 and the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity: Copy and paste this to make people who read bios smile! Top 66 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator 1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on. 5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8. Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment. 9. Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking. 11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 12. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally. 14. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 15. Swat at flies that don't exist. 16. Tell people that you can see their aura. 17. Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it. 18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" 20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly. 22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers. 23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. 24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on." 26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!" 27. Put police tape in front of the door before entering. 28. Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you. 29. Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved. 30. Throw a rave. 31. Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the elevator. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not feng shui." 32. Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral". 33. Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again. 34. Lean over to another rider and whisper, "Noogie patrol coming!" 35. Have a heated debate with yourself. 36. Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers. 37. Drum on every available surface. 38. Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter. 39. Give psychotherapy to the other passengers. 40. Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them. 41. Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it. 42. Propose to the other passengers. 43. Challenge people to duels. 44. Sell girl scout cookies. 45. Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger, "I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..." 46. Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror. 47. Shout "Food fight!" 48. Every time someone else talks, angrily shout, "Some people are trying to sleep here!" 49. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 50. Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back. 51. Elevators were practically MADE for river dnce! 52. Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!" 53. Shave. 54. Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat. 55. Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection. 56. Practice your kung fu. 57. Make race car noises when people get on and off. 58. Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?" 59. Fly a model airplane. 60. Do yoga. 61. Play the accordion. 62. Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Ask each person individually if they like your hat. 63. Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit. 64. Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone. 65. Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure." 66. Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word. 43 things a girl wants her boyfriend to know: #1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away. (15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a "*", no one knows she was raped at age 14. People call another guy "fat", no one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight. People call an old man "ugly", no one knows he experienced a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 88 of you won't,the other 22 aren't heartless and will.Hi, my name is Amy Bruce. I am 7 years old, and I have severe lung cancer . I also have a large tumor in my brain, from repeated beatings. Doctors say I will die soon if this isn't fixed, and my family can't pay the bills. The Make A Wish Foundation, has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, I thank you so much, but for those who don't send it, what goes around comes around. Have a Heart. Put this as your status.) --Girls-- --are like apples-- --on trees. The best ones-- --are at the top of the tree.-- --The boys don't want to reach-- --for the good ones because they-- -r afraid of falling and getting hurt.- -Instead, they get the rotten apples- from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples up top think something wrong with them when in -reality they're amazing. They just-- --have to wait for the right boy to -- come along, the one who's- -- brave enough to-- --climb all-- --the way-- --to the top-- --of the tree -- I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart. 97% of teens and middle-aged women would cry if they saw Edward Cullen from Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, kailover 2006, Iluvbeyblade, Lamanth, AnimeGirl329, Kathleen-chan, Life is a Highway66, moviemanic122893, Ham-Kelly- now Chibi Corn Chip, DolphinInsomniac 15, Cosplay Chan, Umbreon Mastah, Mind Seeker, Dewdrop13, Darkest Daughter, EmpoweredWolfwrath,Spark Thunderfox,YumiStar, Sparklespepper, Winged Lady, RejectingtheirReality, The Earth Elemental The most selfish one-letter word--"I". If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile (Seriously just give him some cereal before Demeter comes to get you!) Dear bullies, See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't Confidence is the feeling you get before you understand the situation properly. I find "good morning" a contradictory sentence. Newscasters are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity. Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken... If you never succeed on the first try, never go skydiving. A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. Most people I know are alive because it's illegal to shoot them. And vice versa. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Earth first. We'll screw up other planets later. I run with scissors; it makes me feel dangerous. When in doubt, make up words! Boys are like trees: they take fifty years to grow up Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable. Boys are like lava lamps: fun to watch, but not too bright. Boys are like slinkies. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? I will kill you in your sleep. . . . You laugh like I'm kidding. I'm not afraid of Death. What's he going to do, kill me? Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. There's this thing called life, and I'm addicted to it. Sorry, but I'm not taking a bullet for you kids. I used all my sick days so I called in dead. I don't need your attitude, idiot. The voices in my head are enough. I hear voices, and they don't like you. You're just jealous because I'm the only one the voices talk to. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work. Don't you dare tell me that the sky is the limit while there are footsteps on the moon! I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly. Normal people worry me. I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person two feet away from me. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police. I didn't fail 10,000 times; I just found 10,000 ways that won't work. You talk to me like I care what you're saying. Never go to bed early. Stay up and plot revenge. Reality is for those who lack imagination. There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird cult. They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles. Last night I was laying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought... WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING? You cry, I cry; you laugh, I laugh; you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then, it hits me. I dream of a better tomorrow - where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty! Some of my current goals in life are to attend Hogwarts, go to Narnia, be claimed by a Greek god, obtain a sychophant, be chosen by a dragon, learn how to read characters in and out of books, and become an author. That last one might be impossible. You're a good friend, but if zombies chase us... I'm tripping you. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. DO IT. I SAID DO IT! (Unless the nearest person is me!) 10 Reasons Why Being Gay is 'Wrong' 1.) Being gay is not 'natural'. We must always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning. 2.) Gay marriage will make people gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3.) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets- because of course a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract, just like a human being. 4.) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, interracial marriage is still frowned upon, and divorce is still illegal. 5.) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed (Oh, what a tragedy). 6.) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world clearly needs more children, despite the fact that so many of them go uncared for. 7.) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8.) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion. 9.) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. 10.) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans. |