know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you live in 2007

favorite quotes:

Goldberg:Be careful man, it almost hit me that time!
Charlie Conway: Goldberg, you're the goalie. It's supposed to hit you.
Goldberg: Does that sound stupid to anyone else?
- D1

Jesse: Yo dude! You obviously in the wrong hood. This is my dominion, and it's a drug free zone. You understand? Now I'm feelin' generous today. So I'm gonna let you get your sorry vanilla booty out of here before we be usin' your eyeballs as hockey pucks!
- D1

Dwayne: Where I come from we treat ladies with respect!
Connie: Thank you, Dwayne, but I'm no lady. I'M A DUCK!
- D2

Lester Averman: Aw, I smell something.
Everyone: Goldberg!
Goldberg: It wasn't me!
Portman: No, it was me!
- D2

(on the Iceland players)
Lester Averman: They're bigger! They're stronger! They're faster! They've got more facial hair!
- D2

Goldberg: It's not enough that I get shot at on the ice, now I have to worry about getting hit after the game too.
Fulton: You're a goalie, dude. Deal!
- D3

- Be not afraid of greatness. Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. While others have greatness thrust upon them. - William Shakespear; Twelfth Night. Quoted by Channing Tatum as Duke Orsino in She's The Man.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
THE ANSWERS
1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you
love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are
down.

3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you
fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but
the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life
changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your
soul mate.

5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

Put this on your
... page if you have
...O ever pushed a
... door that said pull.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.bananas are good for period 's good to cry.chicken soup actually makes you feel better.94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.lying is actually really only need to apply mascara to your top 's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first 's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.chocolate will make you feel better.most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.a good friend never judges.a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.boys aren't worth your tears.we all love ... make a wish.Wish REALLY hard!!WISH WISH WISH WISH Your wish has just been received.Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...Your wish will be granted

Things that i found interesting on other profile's; whether they were facts, quotes or quizzes. I do not own any of the quotes

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school he told his friends that it was cool and when he pulled the trigger back, it shot with a great, huge crack. mommy i was a good girl i did what i was told, i went to school, i got straight A's i even got the gold! when i went to school that day, i never said good bye.i'm sorry that i had to go, but mommy please dont cry, when johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another. And all because Johnny got the gun from his brother. mommy, please daddy: that i love him very much, And please tell Zack my boyfriend that it wasnt just a crush. And tell my little sister; that she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; i'll be waiting for her now. And tell my wonderful friends; that they're always the best. mommy; i'm not the first, i'm not better than the rest. mommy tell my teachers; i wont show up for class, And never forget this, And please dont let this pass. Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though deserves this. But mommy it's not fair I left without a kiss. And mommy tells the doctors I know they really did try. I think I even saw one doctors trying not to cry. Mommy I’m slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, But mommy please remember I’m in heaven with the rest. When I heard that great big crack I ran as fast as I could, please listen to me if you would. I wanted to go to collage; I wanted to try things that were new. I guess I’m not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo. I wanted to get married I wanted to have kids. I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But mommy I must go now, the time is getting late. Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry to cancel the date. I love you mommy I always have, I know you know it's true. And mommy all I need to say is "mommy I love you" that always makes me sad... in memory of the columbine & Virginia tech students who were lost: please if you would, dont smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, maybe people will cry, just keep this in your heart, for the people who didn’t get to say 'goodbye' now you have two choices, 1) pass this on and show people you care, repost as 'try not to cry' 2) don’t send it and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... copy and paste!!

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand for Jacob Black

When angry, take a deep breath and count to ten; when very angry, swear.

Education is important; school, however, is another matter.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Music is love in search of word.

If the sky is the limit, then what is space- over the limit?

How is it possible to have a civil war?

When French people swear, do they say, “Pardon my English?”

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just leftovers from the people that got there first?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

When life hands you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!

Assassination is an extreme form of censorship.

The sun has set, the moon has risen; Today’s the day we break out of prison!

Imitation is the most annoying form of flattery.

Don’t mess with me- I’ve got a stick and I’m not afraid to hit you with it.

Of course I’m talking to myself! Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you- I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work- push all the buttons!

Dear Heart, I met a boy today; prepare to shatter.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash, honey; I don't live to please you.

Boys are like slinkies- useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

Forgiveness is the scent a rose leaves on the bottom of the heel that has crushed it.

I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and it lasted forever.

No one dies a virgin; life screws us all.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

Well, paint me purple and call me Barney!

You think I’m crazy? At least I admit it.

They say, “Guns don’t kill people- people kill people.” Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled, “BANG!” I don’t think you’d kill too many people, you know?

You know, there are poor people in Africa who can’t afford sarcasm, and yet you abuse it!

Ninety-three percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. I’m a part of the 7 percent who would smile mischievously ask the person, “What was your first clue?”

Ninety-three percent of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. I am most certainly part of the 7 percent who would be laughing my ass off as people fell down around me.

Life isn’t passing me by- it’s trying to run me over!

Last night, I looked up at the stars and matched each star to a reason I love you. I was doing fine until I ran out of stars.

Behind every bitch, there’s a guy that made her that way.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger; comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.” – Mel Brooks

Crazy is a relative term in my family.

Men, chocolate, and coffee are all better rich.

Keep smiling- it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

“This is on me,”- perfect for your headstone, don’t you think?

I don’t have PMS- I just really actually hate you.

My mind works like lightning- one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

Stupidity is not a crime, so you’re free to go.

I stay as confused as a gangster with a skateboard.

Friends will always be like, “Well, you deserve better.” But best friends will be prank calling him, saying, “You will die in seven days. Have a nice week!”

Boys are like trees- they take 50 years to grow up.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You can’t be late until you show up.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

I told my boyfriend that an overprotective vampire watches me sleep and that he is the real love of my life, he was okay as long as Edward left me alone

I told my parents the same thing... now I'm in a mental institution.

I told my enemy my best friend was a werewolf, she laughed

I told my best friend the same thing, she slapped me

Annoying things to do in an elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
peer inside and ask "Got enough air in
there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the
corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
and strain to yank the doors open, and then
act as if you're embarrassed when they
open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE at another passenger for a
while. Then announce in horror: "You're
one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
for a while, then announces: "I have new
socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the
emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor
with chalk and announce to the other
passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person
in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
give you a shock. Smile, and go back for
more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for
other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
waiting for your friend. After a while,
let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,
How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
reaches to help pick it up, then scream:
"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
and review emergency procedures and
exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Lose one friend, lose all friends, dont't lose yourself

A good friend will pay the bail when your in jail ...an even better friend will be in jail with you saying man we screwed up

I sat back looking at the stars and began to think.. where the HECK is my roof!

If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen!

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run! Death hates that.

I rather be hated for who I am, then loved for something I'm not.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or the vise versa copy this into your profile. I have!

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, Twilight's October Sky, LittleGothGirl13. KagomeMiko92, apparox148, the-purple-fuzzle, afta4ever,

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a crush on a fictional character copy this into your profile.

If you think Jake is the hottest cowboy ever, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know you and all your friends are insane and don't care, copy and paste this into your profile.

“Terrible, when I was in English I found 2 things out, ‘Love is 4 letters so is Shit and Crap, I love him is 8 letters so is Bullshit.’ Meaning love isn’t the best thing in my life right now” I said like a philosopher( this is out of a Camp Rock fanfiction. I just cant remember which one though:)

T-shirt: PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 mucles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker upside the head."

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you're not.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why i always wake up screaming.

My feelings for you no words can tell.
Except for maybe "go to hell".

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
║╩╣║║║║║ site if you
╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ support Emos!

Emo doesn't mean u cut.
Emo doesn't mean ur gay.
Emo doesn't mean ur suicidal.
Emo is real.
Emo is people.
Emo is everything.
Emo is a label.
Emo is being free.
Free to be you.
Free to express.
Free to tell everyone to fuck off!!
Emo is just a word.

--///-\\\--If you have ever felt--Alone--Hated--Suicidal
--\\\-///--Appathetic
--\\///--Depressed
--///\--or
--///\\\--just
--///--\\\--Feel in pain,

Instructions:

1. Turn on your iPod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle.

2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the play list. Got that?

1.) How am I feeling today?

You Found Me by The Fray... apparently I was lost.

2.) Where will I get married?

Boom Boom Pow by The black Eyed Peas ( WTF?)

3.) What is my best friend's theme song?

Living On a Prayer by Bon Jovi

4.) What is/was high school like?

Second Chances by Shinedown... that makes sense

5.) What is the best thing about me?

Our Time Now by The Plain White Tee's

6.) How is today going to be?

When You're Gone by Avril Lavigne

7.) What is in store for this weekend?

Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield

9.) How is my life going?

One Step at a Time by Jordin Sparks

10.)What song will they play at my funeral?

Go Figure by Everlife... whats that supposed to mean??

11.) How does the world see me?

Miracles Happen by Myra

12.) What do my friends really think of me?

Never Underestimate a Girl by Vanessa Hudgens

13) Do people secretly like me?

Gotta Find You by Joe Jonas

14.) How can I make myself happy?

Don't Stop The Music by Rihanna

15.) What should I do with my life?

Addicted by Saving Abel

16.) Will I be happy?

100 Years by Five For Fighting

17.) What is some good advice?

Just So You Know by Jesse McCartney

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?

Everyday Superhero by Smash Mouth

19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is?

Stealing Cinderella by Chuck Wicks

20.) What type of guys do you like?

Pieces of Me by Ashlee Simpson

21.) Will you get married?

Our Song by Taylor Swift

22.)What should I do with my love life?

Fifteen by Taylor Swift

23.) Where will you live?

sk8r Boi by Avril Lavigne

24.) What will your dying words be?

When You Look Me In The Eyes by the Jonas Brothers

25.) Am I hot?

Stacey's Mom by Fountains of Wayne

26.) What are your hobbies

Low by Flo Rider

27.)Do you like sports?

White Horse by Taylor Swift

28.)Do you talk a lot?

On The Line by Demi Lovato ft. The Jonas Brothers

29.)Do you like books?

About You Now by Miranda Cosgrove

30.)Do you like yourself?

Everything Can Change by Spectacular! Cast

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. (and in my iPod, and in my CD player, and on the radio. Music is everywhere)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe),QuickCookie, xx . mari . xx Yours for all Eternity, CharmingAndInsane, stepintothemoonlight16

Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

(hands up who actually tried this!)

Shakespeare invented the words "assassination" and "bump."

If you keep a goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or

it will digest itself. (YUCK!)

The dot over the letter "i" is called a tittle.

A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily!

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with orange, purple and silver.

The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin in World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.

If one places a tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion, it will instantly go mad and sting itself to death.

(Who was the sadist who discovered this??)

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

Sherlock Holmes NEVER said "Elementary, my dear Watson".

The Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries.

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave!!

Coca-Cola was originally green.

Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28

The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: 6,400

The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China in 1910.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.

Each king in a deck of playing cards represents! a great king from history:

Spades - King David

Hearts - Charlemagne

Clubs -Alexander, the Great

Diamonds - Julius Caesar

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is downloading all of Twilight and New Moon off the books on C.D. from the library, and listening to them over and over again. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you late. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you make random Twilight references and you see Twilight, New Moon and Eclipse related things and point it out to your friends and they tell you to shut up and you’re crazy. Crazy is when you rather read then eat. Crazy is when you sprain your ankle and keep on skateboarding. Crazy is when you memorize those phrase thingies that everyone posts on here and randomly say them to everybody you do and don't know. Crazy is when you print off two copies of your favorite"copy and pastes," - one for your locker and one for your room. Crazy is when you dance and sing Christmas songs along the main street even though it's Halloween. If you're crazy, copy and paste this onto your profile and add one crazy thing you've done to the list.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

If you have ever fallen UP the stairs, copy this onto your profile

AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

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(o.o)
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"Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies" =)

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve his goal of world domination!!

Shut your hole!" If you L.O.V.E. Mary's Quips, then copy this to your profile!

"Habitual lateness most often manifests in people with control issues," If you never have any idea what Marshall is talking about and love him anyway, copy this to your profile!

If thanks to Psych you now have an obsession with pineapples, copy this to your profile!

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Insanity:

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...Copy and Paste this into your profile!! Whee, insanity is FUN!

When I say LOL I'm not laughing out laud. I just have nothing better to say.

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (daily)

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile. =)

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room about something that happened YESTERDAY, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your own name, copy and paste this into your profile. (he was distracting me)

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (More than one person, let's just say a few...dozen.)

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile. (my locker door too ;)

If you are a woman who believes that over half of everything you say doesn't come out right and you would classify them all as major mess ups, copy this into your profile.

Put Your iPod On Shuffle and Copy Down the Song

Opening Credits: Stronger by Kanye West

Birth: Jessie's Girl by Rick Springfield

First day at school: How Do You Sleep by Jesse McCartney ft. Ludacris

Falling in Love: Gotta Find You by Joe Jonas

Fight Song: That's What You Get by Paramore

Breaking Up: Over You by Chris Daughtry

Prom: Hey by Mitchel Musso

Life: Everyday Superhero by Smash Mouth

Mental Breakdown: Dont Think I Dont Think About It by Darius Rucker

Driving: Bouncing Off The Ceiling(Upside Down) by A-Teen

Flashback: Reflection( remake) by Keke Palmer

Wedding: Stealing Cinderella by Chuck Wicks

Birth Of Child: You'll Be In My Heart by Phil Collins

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: What Hurts The Most by Rascal Flatts

Death Scene: The Reason by Hoobstank

Funeral: Take Me Away by Lindsey Lohan

End Credits:
starstrukk by 3oh3

Good things about Being a Woman

1. We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, free dinners, free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. Its possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We have ways of getting what we want easily.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We have style.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. There's the saying "Ladies first."

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

You're a 90's kid if: bold if its you

-You can finish this 'ice ice _' BABY!
-You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
-You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
-You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ." on the playground is where i spent most of my days. chillin out relaxin and actin all cool while shooting some bball out side the school
-You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
-You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
-You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
-You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
-If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
-when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
-You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
-"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
-Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
-You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
-You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
-You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
-You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
-You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
-You remember those Where's Waldo books.
-You remember eating Warheads.
-You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
-You remember Ring Pops.
-You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
- you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
-When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
-Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

-You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
-You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
-You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
-You collected those Beanie Babies.
-Lambchop's song never ended.
-The old dollar bills.
-Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
-You remember a time before the WB.
-You collected all the Troll dolls
-If you even know what an original walkman is.
-You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
-You know the Macarena by heart.
-"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
-You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
-You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
-You remember Highlight's magazine.
-You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
-You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
-Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
-Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
-Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
-Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
-Before Spongebob . . .
-Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
-When light up sneakers were cool.
-When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
-When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
-When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
-When gameboy was a brick.
-You did MASH to figure out your future
-Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

xYou love hoodies.
xYou love jeans.
xDogs are better than cats.
xIt's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
XPlayed with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
xYou used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
x Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

total: 13

XYou wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
xYou wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
xYou don't like the movie Star Wars.
XYou were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
xYou have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
x Used to play with dolls as little kid.
xLike putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

total:8

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

6 simple facts

1) You cant touch all your teeth with your toungue

2) most idiots will try the first fact with out reading on

3)you're smiling now with a little grin

4)your thinking how stupid you are

5)your thinking about posting this on your profile or sending it to your stupid friends

6) you still have that stupid little grin on your face

15 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART:

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go"

׺°”˜”°º×Supernatural Facts׺°”˜”°º×

Sam Winchester once counted to infinity. Twice.

Dean Wincheser does not sleep. He waits.

Sam Winchester's smile once brought a puppy back to life.

Dean Winchester does not get frostbite. He bites frost.

In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects John Winchester can use to kill you, including the room itself.

Sam Winchester doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 of germs. Dean Winchester can kill 100 of germs whenever the heck he wants.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Sam Winchester's computer will crash.

A cobra once bit John Winchester in the leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

YOU KNOW YOUR OBSESSED WITH CRIMINAL MINDS WHEN...

1. You write down all the interesting things you've learned form the show,funny quotes,sayings etc.
2. Sometimes you start thinking as a profiler lol
3. You'd looove to learn how to "read" people,like they do
4. You start to imagine new CM episodes when you are part of the cast.
5. You count your weeks not from Sundays to Sundays (or from Mondays to Mondays), but from the weekly CM episode to the next one (for me, from Friday to Friday).
6. When you think about the weekly CM episode as a sort of reward after having worked/studied all day.

7. You live in a different country and seriously consider staying up until 4 in the morning to try to watch the net upload as soon as possible.
8. You start thinking that the police could do with your help as clearly you are now profiler extraordinaire after re-watching every episode.
9. When you watch your favourite episodes you can quote along with the characters.

10. You imagine how you'd look in the opening sequence of the show. (I really do lol)
11. You love watching all the shows related to profiling,and you're usually able to figure out the motives and the profile of the criminal. ^_^

12. Jason Gideon did not leave. He just likes to hide under Aaron Hotchner's desk all the time.
13. You cried when Reid was kidnapped in Revelations
14. You keep having dreams in which you are in the show and it all seems so real
15. You NEVER make plans on a night when a new episode is on
16. If there is ever a marathon of Criminal Minds, you know three weeks in advance.
17.Being buried alive is now your worst fear.
18. When you are in a situation and you think, "What would Derek Morgan do?" You have the sudden urge to break down a door...
19.When Morgan and Garcia's "Conversations" are the highlight of your evening.
20.Every conversation you have always ends with Criminal Mids, no matter what topic you started with.
(like Derek Morgan) believe Spencer Reid knows everything, no matter how much he says he doesn’t.
know random facts about every character

23. When all your family, hang warning on doors, "DON"T DISTURB HER!, SHE's WATCHING HER SHOW!"

24. You relate anything anyone says to criminal minds
25. You've known the exact date and time for the season 5 premier for months
26. Reid has made you love nerds :)
27. No one even has to ask you what you're doing on the computer because they know it's CM related
28. You think Haley is a witch
29. you cried when the SUV blew up and hurt hotch in the season 3 closer
30. you love the episode 'somebody's watching' because Reid seems so awkward in it :)
31. you just want Morgan and Garcia to hook up already
32. You think of being a victim in the show and Morgan is the one who saves you
(and your life) :D

33- you have dreams where your part of the team and then feel like killing your parents when they wake you
34- you profile everyone in a grocery store or mall until your friend drags you away... there is something weird with someone buying 20 pounds if carrots...
35- you get in trouble in class when you are profiling your weird teacher and she asks a question and your concentrating to hard to reply
36-you know tons of CM quotes and put them in essays frequently
37- you can easily see yourself as one of the team
38- all you can do on a plane is compare it to the BAU jet
39- a door is locked and you look for Morgan
40- when you have a hard question on a test you think "what would Reid do"
41-Emily Prentiss or another character is your LIFE idol
42- you notice what your friends do and at first they got really creeped out that you were always watching
43- you feel the need to correct people when the wrongly judge someone behavior.
44- you NEVER plan things on CM nights
43- when someone creeps you out you immediately reach your hand to your hip to grab your "gun"
46- you have become slightly paranoid
47-you think Jack is a cutie
48-you know that morgan is actually just a giant, muscley teddy bear
49-You know that Hotch smiles all the time...on the inside...
50-whenever reid embarresses himself, you have the overwhelming urge to reach through the TV and give him a big hug

51. You really want to finally do the IQ test :)
52. You write down all of the types of serial killers,torturers,kidnappers etc (in the notebook mentioned above) and the thought that someone can see it and think that you're crazy kinda freaks you out.
53. You think that you are the happiest person alive,when you find links to watch the show on-line.
54. The best nickname someone can give you is Babygirl! :D

55. when you hear about, for example, PTSD, you say you know very well what it is about.
56. when you are asked (typically by your parents): "Something interesting on tv, tonight?" and you answer, "Are you kidding?? obviously CM!!!" then, who asked gives you a weird look and shakes his/her head... (this happens to me every Friday night (CM night)!)

57. you think you've found your soul mate - Reid
58. you start to dress like Garcia
59. it's not a real quote unless someone on CM says it
60. you've been studying profiling in case they suddenly need a teenage girl on their team

61-you try to talk like reid and can't and everyone laughs at you
62-like reid, you throw a statistic in a conversation even if its not true
63-no one ever has to ask you anymore what your favorite show is
64-you dont go on a date with your boyfriend because there's a CM marathon
65-your expectations in guys are WAAY too high because of Reid :)

You Know You're Obsessed With Supernatural When...
1) You suddenly want to buy a 67 Chevy Impala
2) You want to become a ghost hunter
3) You spend a unnatural amount of time online talking about Supernatural
4) You use quotes from the show in eveyday life
5) You have a collection of pictures from the show that work as your screensaver
6) You have a Supernatural background on your computer
7) You are counting down the days to the dvd release
8) You spend an unnatural amount of time watching fan videos
9) You have a Supernatual icon for fanforum
10) You keep reading fan fics even though you have a bazillion things to do.
11) You keep watching the episodes over and over.
12) You love guys in towels
13) You relate things in the show to your life
14) You carry around paperclips just in case
15) You think about the show everyday
16) You still yell at the screen while you are watching episodes you've seen a million times
17) You stay at a hotel just because you heard they have a steam shower
18) When someone asks where you are going your automatic response is: “on a hunting trip”.
19) You can’t look at the ceiling above your bed without getting scared.
20) When in a stressful, situation, you hum Metallica songs.
21) You love the Smurfs.
22) Fugly has entered your vocabulary.
23) You know that and old friend is a friend that is not new.
24) You no longer like chick flick moments.
25) You swear you'll marry one or both of the boys one day, or the metallicar.
26) When someone is acting odd or losing their temper, you whisper "Christo!"
27) You don't look in the mirror at all when you're in the bathroom by yourself anymore.
28) You now consider Mountain Dew and Cheetos as a reasonable breakfast.
29) To be prepared in any situation you make sure you have peanut M&M’s.
30) You don't like the name Meg anymore.
31) You bring rocksalt with you everywhere
32) You find yourself saying 'this sucks out loud' in your everyday conversations.
33) You're suddenly in love with the name Dean (and/or Sam) even though you never really noticed it before.
34) You think of Dean when you see/hear apple pies
35) When you start calling your own brother "geek boy"
36) You pre-order the dvd
37) You really want to go to Lawrence, Kansas
38) When you use musicans from classic rock band as your fake alias.
39) You write to TV Guide about why Jared was not in the hottest guys issue with Jensen.
40) Your new favorite cds are Metallica, Motorhead, ACDC
42) You read spoilers if though you really don't want to
43) You downloaded songs from the show to listen to
44) You randomly start hitting your steeling wheel whenever your driving in your car
45) You now refer to M&M's as bread crumbs
46) You think of Dean everytime you drink coffee
47) You have gotten your co-workers/friends addicted to the show
48) You love the word 'Dude' in every sentence
49) When your love for leather jackets suddenly has grown
50) When you start to dig priests
51) When you're pranking your brother/sister in the Dean/Sam way
52) You care more about Impalas then any normal person should
53) When someone mentions that someone they know has an Impala you automaticly ask if its a 67
54) When you put a SN link (quote) on your siggy
55) When you look through magazines to see if there is anything J/J or SPN related. No matter how small.
56) When you actually start buying magazines when you haven't in years just because Jared is in them
57) When you dress up as Dean or Sam at your school dress up day
58) When people ask you if you know who they saw that day and you answer: The Winchester Boys
59) When someone askes you "What's wrong with you?" and you answer "What's wrong with me?!? What's wrong with you??!!!"
60) When you hear "Nice Shot Man" and you think of Shirtless Dean
61) You buy your boyfriend a hoodie and a leather jacket, just because.
62) When you ask your husband to close the kids window so nothing comes in and suck out their life at night.
63) You watch the Teen Choice Awards just to see Jensen and Jared
64) When you buy DVD monthly to get the Pilot on DVD for free
65) When the thought of getting the DVD makes you squeel and dance on the table
66) When you can relate a lot of songs to the show
67) When you have a countdown to the start of the show
68) You now own more then one set of the season one DVD
69) When you practically sit near your front door,occasionally peeking out for a delivery van,to see if your DVDs have arrived!
70) you're playing a game called you know you're obsessed with Supernatural when.
71) when you sit through bad movies just to see one of the SN guys.
72) when you bake ghost cookies for the premire (i did-lauren)
73) when you want to buy a quiji board
74) When you download and upload the latest epsiode onto your mp3 and watch it at school during your study periods twice.
75) When a teacher offers you a paperclip you say "yes"
76) When you've rewatched the latest episode more times than you could actually count with one hand
77) When you see a van, and think "soccer mom" he..he..
78) When you now have a new found hate for clowns..
79) When you scream at the tv "No Dean, not the Metallicar"
80) When you squee'd at the tv when the metallicar came over the hill in Bloodlust !
81) When you just had to rewind the "put the lotion in the basket" line again and again.
82) When you see random things, and you immediately relate it to something Supernatural
83) when you spend lots of time in front of the mirror, trying to curve your upper lip the way Dean does
84) when you wish you'd be posessed by a demon, so that the boys could come and perform an exorcism.. 'cause it's all true, demons and the Winchester brothes ARE real!
85) when you wish that you are a car.. THE Impala, that is
86) when you want to pick up a new hobby... throwing knives and shooting
87) every time you're going to a car with someone, you try to spark up a conversation over the car's roof.. so that you could lean over it and look extremely cool
88) you think about watching Star Wars just cause Dean loves it.
89) you squee'd out loud when Dean started singing REO
90) When you close your eyes all you see are these two hot boys
91) when you want to pick up a new hobby... throwing knives and shooting
92) when you've listen to the audio clip of Dean singing non-stop since the episode aired.
93) when you got their faces plastered on your celphone's wall paper
94) when you MMS your wallpaper to friends, because it has the boys on it
95) when you're watching a movie, and you relate that movie to Supernatural
96) when you play a game of What goes together and you put "Dean and Sam Winchester"
97) when you're sitting in a dull class and plan an escape Steve McQueen style
98) when all of a sudden you've got this fascination for large balls of twine.. and you're not a cat
99) when you eat pea soup almost on daily basis
100) when you suddenly have a new appreciation for anagrams
101) when you start looking at the model cars in stores, because you want to make your
own mini black Impala.
102) If ever arrested you insist on telling the cop your zodiac and that you like frisky women/men.
103) when it makes you interested in learning about legends you see on the show
104) You start seeing Sam and Dean qualities in other tv brothers.
105) you kept on saying you'll finish Prison Break Season1 but you ended up re-watching Supernatural S1 DVD instead.
106) When you spend increasing amounts of time at fanforums talking about the series, the boys and everything SPN related.
107) When you find yourself looking at the same guh-worthy pictures of Jared/Jensen, and every time you feel the same lov'ly chills running down your spine.
108) When you spend all night dreaming about what the next episode is going to be like then wake up with a massave headache
109) When you keep fidgeting the whole day and feel a bit lightheaded all the time..because you know what tonight the hiatus is over at last!
110) When you write Winchester model on your quiz in school instead of the actual answer (Westminster model) needless to say, I got that question wrong
111) When you've made your Boyfriend sit thru SO many episodes with you that he has developed a 'Man crush' on Dean
112) You always carry a paperclip in case you are handcuffed to things.
113) When you spend over 24 hours trying to figure out just what Smeckles stands for.
114) When you get all excited about the third season and can't wait fot it to begin.. When we haven't even finished season two!
115) When you look for the Impala in cars used in other movies/tv shows
116) When you want to decorate your christmas tree with car-refresher-trees
117) When you finish every second sentence with "because .. just 'cause!"
118) When you're at a live rock scene, they are playing Black Sabbath in the backround during set breaks and you're thinking if they've used the song on the show, and if they haven't under what sircumstances could they.
119) Because when someone asks how you're doing, you mimic Dean or Sam in saying "I'm fine"
120) When you get your sister, and your mom and even your DAD hooked on it. And currently, you're working on getting your friends hooked too.
121) When you tape the Season 3 episodes so you can rewatch them countless times because they aren't on DVD yet.
122) When you sometimes set your VCR on slo-mo while watching those episodes.
123) When you laugh everytime you hear somebody inquire on the contents of a box ("What's in the box?")
124) When you and your sister pull a "SamNDean" and call yourselves Samantha and Deana whenever you go on a drive together, and one of you rides shotgun.
125) You know you're obsessed with SPN when you decorate your christmas cookies with frosting like "Dean" "Sam" "John" "SPN" and you don't find it embarassing to serve them to your family
126) When your parents question your sanity, due to the strange animal noises you make out of excitement while watching episodes, even if you've seen them 700 times before.
127) When you're asked what you want for Christmas and your reply is to have Sam and Dean tied up with sparkly bows and wrapped in Christmas-y paper all snuggled cozily underneath your tree.
128) You're obsessed when you write DEAN+SAM WINCHESTER 4EVA!!! all over your Biology Blackboard.
129) When your sister asks you for some song recs and the the show's recent playlist pops in your head
130) When you wish you'd be posessed by a demon, so that the boys could come and perform an exorcism.. 'cause it's all true, demons and the Winchester brothes ARE real!
131) When you call the neighbours Dogs Sadie and Harley even though you know their real names
132) When you go out and buy a brand new phone JUST so you can put a wallpaper of Sam and Dean on it.
133) When you personally edit the intro of Burning for you just so you can use it on your phone as a ringtone, and simply refuse to change it because it makes you think of the show
134) When you see a classic black car on TV, in the movies or even on the road and you find youself looking to see if it's a '67 Impala.
135) When you can match the boys' shirts to the episodes in which they wear them.
136) When you've seen certain episodes so many times, that you know every line off by heart and are able to replay good portions of them in your head.
137) When you're in the library preping for an exam you have in couple of hours, and you're re-playing scenes from the show in you head instead of consetrating to your revision
138) When you achieved 3 "you know your obsessed" threads
139) When you're too busy obsessing to keep track on why we're obsessed

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

Thing not allowed to do at Hogwarts

1.I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".

2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not "an extra credit project for Herbology".

4. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.

6. I will not go to class skyclad.

7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

8. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

9. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful".

10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. "Polishing my wand" in the common room is not.

11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

12. House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

13. Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defence Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.

14. I will not start every Potions class by asking Professor Snape if today's project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.

15. "Liften Separatis Crotchum" is not a real spell.

16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.

17. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms".

18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as "bookends".

19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as "bookends".

20. I will not call the Defence Against Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.

23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.

24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.

25. Tricking a school house elf into stripping does not mean that they are now mine, even if I yell "Pwned!".

26. I am not a sloth Animagus.

27. I am not a tribble Animagus.

28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or pirahna.

29. I do not weight the same as a duck.

30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

32. I will not lick Trevor.

33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.

34. The Ravenclaws are not "Mentats in training".

35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is coincidental.

36. I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".

37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.

38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be addressed as "Admiral Naismith".

39. Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.

41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.

42. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.

43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.

44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.

45. I will not offer to prepare tandoori owl.

46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make "Love Potion Number Nine".

47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

48. I will not teach the first-years to sing "A Wizard's Staff Has A Knob On The End".

49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.

50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

51. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs

52. "Beaters do it with Wood," is not funny. Even if the only people who aren't laughing are the Weasley Twins and Oliver Wood.

53. I am not allowed to lock Harry and Draco in a closet and see if hot gay sex will happen. Even though everyone knows it will.

54. "OMGWTF" is not a spell.

55. I will not follow Snape to the bathroom to see that the rumors about Snapes size are true.

56. No locking Gryffindor and Slytherins in a room and seeing you comes out alive.

57. 42 isn't the answer for every question on the OWLs

58. Flitwick's first name is not yoda

59. No saying "Dude, get a life" To Voldemort.

60. Accio is not "The force"

61. No asking Harry Potter, "Who made you the boss?"

62. I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and tell him they're real animals

63. No asking Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

64. No joking about Remus Lupins time of the month.

65. No yelling BURN when Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

66. No telling Harry he's a drama queen

67. There is no such thing as 'Hug a Slytherin day'

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux, Aintzane411, BillieMaysSaysKaboom,Nuns N' Bagels, Damon.x.Baird.x, ita-chan01, Razzika, Lyn Gainsborough, Alexia The Hedgehog, Rainbow the hedgefox, Bekah the Hedgehog, OXOXPoisoned-AngelXOXO, SPNAngel16

Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God...
PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost...

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

FAVORITE QUOTES:

"Life is too short to be organized,"- Kendall Schmidt

"They say distance makes the heart grow fonder, but as I think about it I realize that forgetting you could make me feel so much better"- Unknown

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

Subject: How to call the police

George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.

George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.

Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"