Disclaimer: I don't own Ben 10.

A/N: Oh I hate myself, but I couldn't help but write this. It's set for a few days after Darkstar Rising.

Balls?

It was a pleasant, peaceful day. Birds were chirping, kids were playing on the sidewalk, and there were no aliens disturbing that peace.

Well...except Gwen and Kevin.

"I don't understand why she has to come along," Kevin argued, pulling his Camero into some inhabitants driveway.

"Because she's Ben's girlfriend, and I said so. Now stop acting like a baby," Gwen scoffed as the car came to a halt.

BEEP!BEEP!

"Oh, you're so immature," Gwen muttered, burrying her face in her hands.

"Yeah, but that's why you love me."

"Who ever said I-"

"Um, Guys, what's this?" Ben was holding up an very familiar red bag.

"N-nothing," the couple in denial stuttered.

"Sure," Ben replied. "Well, there's something in it."

"Yeah my crackpipe. What's it to ya," spoke Kevin.

"Very funny," Ben looked into the bag as Julie opened the car door. "Balls?"

"Uh...yeah, Gwen gave them to me," Kevin muttered.

"She gave you what now?" Julie asked, eyebrows raised.

"Ew. Julie you perve!" Gwen cried.

"Oh yeah I could just see Gwen-"

"Tennyson, there are some things you should keep to yourself," Kevin warned, glarring at Ben through the rear view mirror.

Ben remained silent as Kevin pulled the car out of the driveway, red in the face, but after a few moments, the boy couldn't help himself.

"So, Kevin, how'd you like Gwen's balls?"

A/N: I know it's retarded. It started with this conversation my sister and I had. She died of laughter and pretty much forced me to post this. Please review either way. Flames are welcome if you hate it that much.