Name: Laude Dei- Pronounced: Law Day

Gender: female

Age: between 10 and 16

DOB: its on a Month on that Year on that exact day

Address: why do you need to no?

Email: you can contact me at FanficObsession@ but dont unless you have to because we do have PM on here people!!!

Eye color: hazel

Hair color: brown

Favorite book/series: Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus

Favorite Tv show: young justice and Arrow and Gotham and The flash and Supernatural and smallville and... well I think you get the idea.

Favorite book character: Percy Jackson (duh!)

Favorite Tv character: Robin/Nightwing/Richard (is he even a tv charater? No live actions just cartoons) and BATMAN!!!!!!

Favorite Color: Black and Blue

Favorite Celebrity (if you catch my meaning): Joseph Gordan Levitt and Tom Hiddleston (don't be judging) and Ian Somerhalder!!! (Omg!!)

FANDOM PARINGS

Young Justice: Chalant, Spitfire, Birdflash and the occasional Traught

Batman:BruDick (don't be judging) Nightwing/Red Hood and sometimes a little one sided Damien/Dick can be cute, but I'll be honest parings in the Batman world a meh, flirting fine! But other than that...

Percy Jackson: Percabeth, Pertimis, Perlia, Lercy.

Marvel: Spideypool

Harry Potter: FemHarry/One of the weasly twins (there needs to be more stories surrounding that paring) and Harry/Tom (Voldemort)

The Maze Runner: Thomas/Minho or Thominho or whatever you call it (There should be MORE stories surrounding this paring)

I believe in having one OTP, that is your THE OTP but I have debated and argued with myself multiple times and I still cant decide on my one OTP so I suppose there is none. One day...

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast

PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!

PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings

PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!

PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid

PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!

PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms

PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation

PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on their profile

PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile!

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling person.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a preppy know it all.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER.

Stop stereotypes! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile and add any other stereotypes you can think of.

Really Dumb Store labels:

On a My hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year old's with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

25 Reasons Why I Owe My Mother

1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me: RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me: TIME TRAVEL .
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me: LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me: MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to
the store with me."

6. My mother taught me: FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident ."

7. My mother taught me: IRONY

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me: CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me: WEATHER

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me: HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me: THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me: ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION

"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me: RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me: MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me: ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me: HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me: HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

Mother taught me: Genetics
"I swear you're just like your father."

23. My Mother taught me about my Roots.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My Mother taught me: Wisdom
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

mother taught me about Justice
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you"

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burst into a fit of laughter for no apparent reason (other than some inside joke that no one else in the universe would find funny) copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

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1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?

"Then a shadow fell across Percy. A deep war cry bellowed from somewhere above, echoing across the plains of Tartarus and a Titan dropped onto the battlefield"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

Air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

X factor Australia

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

2:15 p.m

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:57 p.m OH MY GOSH! I thought it was WAYYYY earlier, How depressing.

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Breakdown by Seether and My Dad Talking about geeky stuff to do with building computers :P

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

early this morning on a saturday, I was checking to see if a courier post was there.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My Story I am attempting to write, with my commitment issues it won't be done *Sigh* I resign myself to that.

9. What are you wearing?

Denim Shorts, a batman three quater sleeve a pair of glasses and my batman neckless (Homemade I'm proud of it :D)

10. What did you dream about last night?

I can't remember but I remember the night before that and that was a WEIRD dream as in i dreamed about myself and my class rapping to "price tag" by Jessie.J in hoddies caps and big dollar sign bling, I'm still confused about that dream.

11. When did you last laugh?

This morning when my mum began fake crying so I tried it but then my mum mocked my facial expressions when trying and I started laughing so hard.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Photos of my parents wedding, a clock, a painting and a mirror

13. Seen anything weird lately?

No, but a few days ago my dad accidentally said "You need to work on your tits" he mean't to say Hits, I had never laughed so hard in my life, except for the time I began laughing so hard I couldn't stop and I began hyperventilating and laughing and so i was sitting in a corner in the back of the drama class laughing while the class was trying to keep going and I was trying to keep my laughing in control and to this day my friends still tease me about it.

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's alright I guess, it's more of a way for me to procrastinate from writing and quell my bordem more than something for me to enjoy.

15. What is the last film you saw?

"The last samurai" at my home but at the cinemas "How To Train Your Dragon 2" which was epic.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

A holiday, my parents a house and all the DC merchandise and Comics I want oh and new furniture for my parents AND redecorate my rooms THAT IS RIGHT roomS as in plural I shall have 3 rooms! and if i calculated that right then i will still have some money left for CLOTHES!!! I may not be the most girly girl of my friends but I still like having epic clothes to choose from and lots of them.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

I wish I was talented, my theory is all those x factor and got talent contestants got all the talent and the rest of us got stuck with commitment issues, hobbies and a wish.

18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Global Warming and less fortunate people.

19. Do you like to dance?

Well on my own, I'm no good, the funny thing is, is that i have to do 3 dances for my school production, and I volunteered for two of them, but its just cause I like being on stage:P

20. George Bush

I've heard the name...

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Nadia

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Hell Yeah!!! (Excuse my use of language)

List twelve of your favorite characters from your random, in no particular order.

1.Batman

2.Nightwing

3.Robin

Hood

5.(green) arrow

6.Kid Flash

7.Wonder Woman

8.Flash

9.Deathstroke

10.Joker

11. Owlman

12. Superwoman

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Kid Flash and Owlman. No I can't say I have, is there one out there? I would be interested.

you think Four is hot? How hot?

Red Hood, Yes, Insanely, No Doubt About it.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Superwoman and Flash. That would create one BADASS powered meta, I mean the most EPIC!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Deathstroke, Yes.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Wow what a coincidental question considering in Young Justice Fan fiction there like one of the most massive parings on there, so yes me being a Birdflash fan myself I can YES.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

G Arrow/Deathstroke or G Arrow/Joker, well DEFINITELY G Arrow and Deathstroke but thats because he is on ARROW so there are already stories around them but just NO NO NO! with JOKER I mean gross! lets keep him out of this please Bleh!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

Oh God Joker/Robin

The Joker, Trapped in his own mind and detached from anything, when he see's a certain little bird he can't help but need him, but how will Robin deal with this insane, sick and Possessive Joker who has taken him from his home, his nest, will Robin eventually become just as attached to his possessive stalker as he the Joker is to him? WARNING Dark sick Theme's.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Batman and the flash? Yes, that's a fact but I've never read any.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort

Wonder Woman and Superwoman. 'Somewhere Else'

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No, none of my friends are obsessed with DC as I am so they don't read DC fics.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Owlman? No I don't think they even know who he is. So sad.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Nightwing/Red Hood/G Arrow? No. I mean my fav parings are slash and I don't think even I could write that, then again I always did ruin Yaoi and Lemons.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

The Flash? Hmm. 'Livin' on a high wire'

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Batman/Superwoman/KidFlash. WARNING Cheesy love triangle

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

G Arrow? Gosh would have been a few months ago now.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

"Batman and Wonder Woman are in a happy relationship until Death stroke runs off with Wonder Woman. Batman brokenhearted has a hot one night stand with Owlman, and a brief unhappy affair with Kid Flash, the follows the wise advice of G Arrow and finds True love with G Arrow."

I have no words for a fic that would be this weird and FULL of drama, there was nothing remotely right with anything in this story and I mean EW KID FLASH! I mean he could have done way better then Wally (No offence wally) plus the age I imagine Kid Flash at...that's pedophilia! and wow Wonder Woman and Deathstroke that's just Wow.

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Wonder Woman and the Flash amused, I wonder what the Flash is being blamed for this time?

19. What would you think if you found (5) was really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

G Arrow! UM I WOULD PROBABLY SCREAM (with joy of course) and then feel weirded out I have crush on him if we were related, but if he were my good friend then, then, THEN THENNNNN i don't know.

20. How would you react if you saw (8) and (11) in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

The Flash and Owlman in the closet with a rubber ducky? Um I would probably close the door leave them to there privacy laugh because I wouldn't know what else to do and then try keep my mind as clean as possible from all the wrong things my mind would say there doing.

21. How would you feel if (2) dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

Nightwing? Crushed, my life would be over, I wouldn't know what to do or how to react, my mind would just blank, I can't even fathom or, I cant- I couldn't No D:

22. If you saw (9) and (3) in bed together, what would you do?

Gap and then leave with my eyeballs burnt and my brain fried but honestly not that surprised.

23. What would you say if you found out that (12) was a rapist?

Wow. I mean she must part of that small percent of woman that rape, but I really hope that's before Forever Evil because shes SPOILERDO NOT READ IF U DONT WANTSPOILERS.pregnant.

24. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom andyou find (10) rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

The Joker? walk away as quietly as possible without him noticing and run off screaming for BATMAN.

25. What would you think if (1) was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If (1) is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if (1) became the most optimistic person in the world?

Wow I know batmans had some MAJOR trauma but WOW I would probably try help him but that sounds hard but i wouldn't give up.

26. What would you feel this second if (4) gave you a daisy right now?

Swoon and then get suspicions or the other way around whatever comes first.

27. (6) has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Bro, keeping my hair tidy isn't top on my list of things to do each day but DUDE I just brought that!

28. (7), (9), and (4) have banded together at 3 in the morning and starts to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

Wonder woman DeathStroke and Red Hood, I would think Drunk, but then that would be unlikely and then probably say WTF and then after a moment be like Let me join!

29. (2) and (11) are your teachers. What would you do?

Nighwing and Owlman, Laugh and then swoon and then some more laughing and then try not to scream like a true fangirl and then question them.

30. All of the characters you chose are coming over to your place to sleep over for about a month. List 2 things you would do with each character. If you don't want to, you don't have to answer this question, as you would have 24 responses.

Can't be bothered but I would definitely play truth or dare and awkward question and try on batmans cowl and OMG I AM GETTING EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT!!!!! BEST TIME IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EKKKKK

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y".

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a poem with the most romantic first line, but the least romantic second line. Here are some of the entries they received:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

I see your face when I am dreaming

That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell

Except for maybe "go to hell"

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

!FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Directions:

1) Put your music player on shuffle

2)For each question, press the next button to get your answer

3)YOU MUST RIGHT THE SAME SONG NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS

4)Post this in your story/profile and answer the questions with the songs

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?

Survivor By Destin Child

WHAT WOULD BEST DESRIBES YOUR PERSONALTY

God Only Knows MKTO

WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?

Lights Ellie Goulding

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?

Rise Skillet

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?

Talk Dirty Jason Derulo

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?

All My Days Alexi Murdoch

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?

Dark Horse Katey Perry

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?

International Love Pitbull and Chris Brown

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Let Her Go Passanger

WHAT IS YOUR LIFESTORY?

Small Bump Ed Sheeran

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

All Of Me John Ledgend (A Good aspiration if you ask me)

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?

Broken Seether

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?

Trace of you Bradley Adams

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?

Hope Twista

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?

We Own It 2 Chainz

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?

Waves Mr.Probz

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?

All I Ever Wanted Basshunter

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

Rap God Eminem (I See Nothing Bad With Being A Rap God)

HOW WILL YOU DIE?

We Run The Night (Makes Me Think If Vampires)

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?

Smile Avril Lavigne

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?

We R Who We R Ke$ha

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?

Party Rock Anthem LMFAO

WILL YOU GET MARRIED?

Posters Jack Johnson

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?

My Immortal Evenscence

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?

Liar Liar Avicii (I feel slightly offended :P)

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?

Blonde Bridget Mendler

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?

Best Day Of My Life American Author (Doesn't This Contradict It's Self?)

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?

Good Feeling Flo Rider

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their motives questioned.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're not dead yet, Copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this and put it in your profile.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

if you think some people must be on suger highs when they write their stories copy and paste this into your profile.

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Don't frown, even when you’re sad, someone could be falling in love with your smile.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

My favorite word is sarcasm.

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional...

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Did you just call me a bitch? Because a bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are a part of nature. And nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful! Thanks for the complement.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Never ignore a coincidence. Well, unless your busy.

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. (God I must look like an idiot at school)

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in BOOKS or movies.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

"When life give you lemons, make lemonade." Well, you know what, life never gave you water and sugar, so you can only make lemon juice.

If "knowledge is power" and "power corrupts" does Knowledge corrupt?

Interesting

Hippopotomonstrousaequipodaliophobic - Fear of long words.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever read/started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.