A/N: So these are my oneshots! I will be updating this whenever I come up with a new oneshot, but don't worry! I already have a ton planned! I'll also be posting my de-aging story soon! I don't know when, but hopefully soon! I really hope you guys like this! Oh and everything you heard in Robin, KF, Speedy: Past and Present will be in here! Yay! I'll start now…
Oh and there will be slight accidental drug use in this. Just a warning.
Disclaimer: I don't own Young Justice. I love Robin though! He's my favorite!
"Ugh! I'm so bored!" Kid Flash whined. He, Robin, and Artemis were sitting in the entertainment room with Wally, bored. M'gann, Zatanna, and Rocket had decided to go shopping while Artemis was at school, Aqualad was visiting Atlantis, Red Arrow was at work, and Superboy was taking the Super-Cycle for a joy ride.
"Go eat the fridge or something." Robin said. Wally glared at him.
"Ha. Ha. So funny."
"There is nothing to do!" Artemis groaned. Robin rolled his eyes.
"Well, I'm going to get a snack." Robin got up and walked into the kitchen.
"Hey!" he suddenly yelled.
"What?" Kid Flash asked. Robin ran back into the room.
"Look at what I found in RA's backpack!" He held up a paper bag.
"And?" Artemis asked.
"It's filled with brownies!" Robin said. Wally and Artemis's eyes widened.
"Why does Red Arrow have brownies?" Artemis asked.
"Who cares? I want some!" Wally ran over and started stuffing his mouth. Robin yanked the bag back.
"Save some for the rest of us!" Artemis walked over and she and Robin ate the rest of the brownies. After a few minutes, Artemis frowned.
"Guys, I don't feel so well…"
"I don't either…" Robin said, "I don't feel nauseous. I just feel… weird."
"Yeah… me too." Wally said, "Was there something in the brownies?"
"I don't know…" Robin said.
5 minutes later:
"HAHAHAHAHAHA! I'VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!" Wally yelled, running around in circles. Artemis and Robin laughed with him. Suddenly, Wally ran into a wall. Artemis and Robin just laughed harder. Wally had his ear pressed up against the wall and was rubbing the wall with his hands.
"The wall…" he whispered, "It's speaking to me."
Artemis and Robin walked over with wide eyes.
"Really?" Artemis whispered back, "What is it saying?"
"Listen…" Wally whispered. Artemis walked over and pressed her ear to the wall. She gasped.
"It's the prophecy." she whispered, also rubbing the wall. Meanwhile, Robin was staring at his right arm.
"I don't like this glove. Do you like this glove? I don't like it." He took off the glove and threw it as far away as possible. There was a light thud as it smacked into a wall and fell toward the ground. Robin stared at his feet.
"I don't like this boot either." He took off his left boot and threw it in the direction of the glove.
"Dude!" Wally said, staring at Robin, "I just realized something!"
"What is it?" Artemis asked.
"…I'm really hungry!" Wally ran into the kitchen and crashing sounds could be heard. Robin and Artemis stared at each other before breaking out into hysterical giggles. They stumbled into the kitchen to see Wally sprawled on the floor, licking up what looked like mustard and ice cream.
"Dude! I want some!" Robin got down on his hands and knees and started licking up the mustard and ice cream.
"No!" Artemis yelled, "I want it all!"
Artemis tackled the two boys and they rolled in mustard and ice cream, getting covered in it. Soon, the three teens were rolling around in the concoction, giggling madly and throwing globs of mustard and ice cream at each other.
30 minutes later:
The Cave was a disaster. The couches, chairs, and TV in the entertainment room were either turned over or broken. The training room was a mess. The kitchen was covered in splatters of random food and the oven was on fire. Artemis and Wally were stumbling around calling for Robin.
"Robin! Roooooooobbbbbiiiiiinnnnnnnnn! Wheeeerrrrree arrrreeeee yooooouuuuuu!" Wally called.
"Robbie Robbie Rob!" Artemis called.
"Up here!" They looked up to see Robin, now shirtless, standing on the rafters.
"Hey guys! I'm a robin, right? That means I can fly, right?"
"Yeah! You can!" Wally yelled. During all the yelling, no one heard the computer announce an arrival.
"Fly, Robin! Fly!" Artemis yelled.
"Watch this!" Robin jumped off the rafters and started falling towards the ground.
"YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Robin was flapping his arms like an idiot. He had a look of pure idiotic glee on his face as he plummeted towards the ground. Wally and Artemis just laughed as they watched.
"Robin!" Red Arrow dashed into the room and caught Robin before he could slam into the ground and break his neck.
"Aw, Reddy!" Robin whined, "I was flying!"
"You idiot!" Red Arrow roared, "You could have died! What did you think you were doing!"
"Didn't you hear him?" Wally asked, giggling, "He said he was flying! And he was doing a great job too until you came in and ruined the fun!" Artemis just laughed some more.
Red Arrow took a closer look at Wally and Artemis, "Are you guys ok?"
"Ok? We're flying! Well, Robin is… or was." Red Arrow looked closer at Wally and saw that his pupils were dilated. The same went for Artemis. Red Arrow looked around the destroyed room and spotted the discarded paper bag on the ground. His eyes widened and he rushed to the kitchen. He saw the oven fire and put it out. Then, he ran over to his backpack.
"No. No. No." he said as he looked through his backpack. Suddenly, the computer announced more arrivals.
"Megsy!" Wally ran and hugged M'gann tightly.
"Oh… uh… hey, Wally." M'gann said, immensely confused.
"Zee-Zee!" Robin leaped over to Zatanna and spun her around. Zatanna's eyes widened.
"Robin? What's going on?" Zatanna asked.
"They ate something bad." Red Arrow said, walking out of the kitchen.
"What did they eat?" Aqualad asked.
"Uh… happy brownies." Red Arrow said sheepishly. Rocket and Zatanna's eyes widened while Aqualad, Superboy, and M'gann looked confused.
"How the hell did they get those?" Rocket asked.
"They uh… they were mine." Red Arrow said.
"Why would you even have those!" Zatanna yelled.
"I-I just do! Just… let's not tell the League." Red Arrow pleaded.
"Tell the League what?" A voice asked. The Team, minus Robin, Wally, and Artemis, jumped.
"Batman!" Robin yelled. He leaped at Batman and hugged him, grinning up at him.
"Batsy!" Wally ran over and hugged him as well.
"Group hug!" Artemis yelled. She too ran over and hugged Batman. Said person's eyes narrowed and looked up at the Team.
"What. Happened?" he growled. Red Arrow gulped.
"I'm so dead."
A/N: …I have no freaking clue what I was on when I first thought of this. It just came to me and I was like 'I have to write this!' So… yeah… I have no idea which oneshot I'm doing next chapter, but I hope you'll like it! I hope you liked this too but please, no flames. Please? Review!
Love,
Browniesarethebest