Author has written 14 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Invader Zim, Teen Titans, Danny Phantom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Harry Potter. Name in real life: Kyle Crowley (pronounced crow-lee) Home: Paris, France. but born in the U.S. Age:23, since june 21st, 2015 Sex:male Occupation: Therapist Other info:I'm the oldest of five children and an abuse surviver both my parrents beat me and my younger siblings for the entirty of my childhood I used that hate I had for my parrents to acheive in school and collage where I graduated all together four years early afterwards I was emanstapated got my degrees took custady of my little brothers and sisters and finaly moved to Paris. Since moving I've goten married to a lovely policewomen named Carmilita together we have a daughter named Desi whose now 4 with her little brother Atticus. My wrighting fan fiction started by placeing my oc's in the shows or movies I was then watching my only problum they might end up mary-sues. and I use Vesago as the name for a few of my OCs because thats been my nickname since -06 Fave shows:Invader Zim (well that makes sense considering that most of my fanfics are Invader Zim.), doctor who, The Simpsons, Torchwood, Law and Order (svu not ci.), house, the Nightmare before Cristmas, big bang theroy etc. Fave Books: harry potter, Percy Jackson, a song of ice and fire Ok, now when it comes to Harry and all I believe in a few things: PLEASE REMEMBER THESE ARE MY OPINIONS 1. Hogwarts should get rid of the sorting hat. Yes it's magical but if the idea is to break down the borders between the houses and removing bias on any part then segregating the children is not how it is done. 1.5. Dumbledore also sacrifices Slytherin students to the pureblood agenda. A greater number of Slytherin students are the children of Death Eaters and other supporters of pureblood supremacist philosophy than other houses, either in fact or widespread perception. Therefore, Dumbledore should ensure a special effort is made to discourage them from following that philosophy and encourage them toward his own philosophy of inclusion and tolerance. Instead, he chose to appoint Snape as their head of house. 2. Harry and Hermione should have ended up together. Let's face the facts Harry hates his fame, so J.K. Rowling has him marry the crazy fangirl, I call BS. And Hermione who is driven and brilliant ends up with the lazy, "I hate actual work", Ron, again I call BS. If Rowling really wanted for us to buy Ginny as a true love option maybe she should have made Ginny more important I mean the girl doesn't exist in the third or fourth books and barely says a word in the fifth, and were just suppose to be ok with Harry wanting her at the start of HBP, last time i call BS. The only two girls who saw Harry as only Harry were Hermione and Luna, and Luna was just to out there (fun but out there). Hermione is also the only person to not turn on Harry at any point in the series, at all, sure she may disagree with him but never turns her back on him. They are both driven, they both want to make something of themselves, both want to make their parents proud, and both have undying friendship for the other and they never once thought about dating, yeah right... 3. Molly Weasley is just plain creepy happy to the point of uncanny valley, look at the love potion comment that Molly makes to Ginny and Hermione in Book 3 Harry overhears Molly Weasley telling Ginny and Hermione that she 'got Arthur's attention' through the use of a love potion. The response from all three is giggling and laughter. How incredibly disturbing that JKR thought the situation amusing. It's amazing that she thought that a mother ought to tell her 12 year old daughter and a 13 year old girl that it is an appropriate course of action to use a mind controlling substance on a boy you fancy. Incredible. Look for it (POA Ch 5 pg 69-70).. Its just creepy and wrong and again what's with the whole, "As good as my son" line in OOTP, she's seen him a total of about a month in four years, again creepy. 4. Ron is a moron. He gets mad at Harry for being famous, but always fails to realize that Harry hates why he is even with Harry telling him exatly that for seven long years. He abandons them multiple times throughout the series, and literally only eats, talks about Quidditch, or sleeps (granted this is more in the movies but still very much in the books), and ok in HBP makes-out with Lavender for the sake of making Hermione jealous which serves as Ron's moral event horision. And better yet after proving what a douche he is he constantly comes back expecting, not asking, to be forgiven. One other thing. Ron's greatest desire is to be combined Quidditch Captain and Head Boy so that he can outshine his brothers, right? So why didn't he study hard to make good grades? Why did he snark at Hermione about studying? What an ass. I will admit he has his moments, but they are few and far between. 5. Neville should have been the third member of the Golden Trio. Sure he was shy, and wasn't good at magic, but let's face facts neither is Ron and Neville would have actually been willing to study and learn. Plus he would never get on Harry for being famous because he knows what its like to lose your parents. Neville would have been better, with Harry's bravery and determination, Hermione's brilliance and understanding, and Neville's willingness and fortitude they would have been unstoppable. 6. Ron is not only a moron but a hypocrite. He screams at Draco for using blood status as a way of discriminating against people but hates all people in Slytherins for the simple fact that they are Slytherins. I mean he does the exact same thing the only difference is Malfoy never stands up to defend himself from anyone making Ron better overall. 7. I'm personally convinced that Ginny or Molly slipped Harry a love potion. Harry goes for nearly four years with Ginny being around and barely pays her any attention; he didnt even realize she was possessed for god's sake. Then randomly in his sixth year he can't stop thinking about her, I'm sorry but doesn't that come off as a red flag. I mean her mother's history is scary look at point 3 you'll see. As for when Harry was on the road, who knows maybe he did grow to care for her but something had to be there for the initial push. 8. Harry won against Voldemort on dumb luck. The Elder Wand somehow knew Draco was disarmed...really? Harry happened to be a horcrux, but because Old Tom is an idiot he gets to survive yet again. Also anyone else realize that Harry didn't actually kill the man, it was more like suicide if you ask me, but no one does so there you have it. I mean I see no point at which Harry wins based on his own personal skills, its all either bad judgement on Old Tom's part or great timing on Harry's. 9. No matter what JKR says Snape is not a hero, I'm not even convinced he's a good guy. The whole he loved Lily thing is to me rather damn creepy, and I know everyone will probably disagree but whatever (admit it if Snapes actor wasn't Alan Rickman we'ed all agree he's a stalker). Snape sees Lily at Godric's Hollow and then goes to Dumbledore and promises to protect Harry, I find this funny. Does everyone else just decide to forget that he just stepped over James body and left a bleeding crying one-year-old in a broken house? Also if Snape really loved Lily don't you think it would dawn on him that she might hate his ass worse for how he treats her son? The man turned Vance over to Voldemort to die and I get the feeling that he got a sick satisfaction out of sending Harry to his death. He never loved Lily, he was obsessed with her, there is a difference because if he loved her he never would have been so cruel to her son. 10. The Malfoys should have been punished for their actions during the war. I know everyone will say that Narcissa redeemed them somewhat but to that i say that one good deed can't repair a life of evil. The Malfoy's were some of Voldemort's most loyal followers when he returned and only started to work against him somewhat when they fell out of favor. Draco tried to kill Harry so many times, as did his father these two deserve Azkaban. Not to mention the diary in book two and Draco trying and nearly killing two students in book six. They should have been arrested. As a fellow writer responded to this with "YES HE DID HE WENT TO JAIL"well yes... Lucius went to Azkaban ... for less then one year... and was then broken out Other things that should have happened but didn't along with other beliefs: The Gallen gold coin is only a thin shell of gold just going on the math an oz. of gold (way to small to be a coin) is 325 british Pounds in the 90's and JK Rowling said the convertion rate is 1 gallon= 5 pounds Dumbledore should have known where the entrance to The Chamber of Secrets was, i mean two second years figured it out; Im still convinced he did know actually. Of all the adults the most honest and realistic is Aberforth, as he doesn't want to fight a losing battle and says so but his morals wont let him leave, thats real bravery right there. Now you have two choices Her dad was a drunk She always talked to it Until her parents A bruise on her leg But she grabs her bear She sits in the corner Such a bad life Then one night Then her mom suddenly She thrust the blade The mom walked out Police showed up One officer slowly It must have been bad If you're against child abuse, re-post this not my story just something touching that made me think I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." "I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Greetings to the fine folk that moderate our site. I, along with many, have been writing and posting on your fine site for years now, some of the better examples of up and coming writers out there are are now suddenly finding some of the stories we've come to love at risk of being removed without the chance to even rectify our errors. For some, that means the permanent loss of a story. While I don't have anything that (I believe) violates your terms of use, there are those out there that are never able to recover a story in it's original form, this is something I find to be almost worthy of a legal action, as while we cannot claim ownership of a character, the stories are OURS and simply destroying them is something that is inexcusable. It's quite easy to simply add an MA rating, additional filters or even a simple requirement for a free membership to read the stories presented here, and would cut down on hateful anonymous reviews and posts at the same time, so I have to question as to why such a thing, in all this time, simply wasn't added. If you're worried about falsification of a registration then have an appropriate disclaimer and then there can be no dispute, you took your steps and the PARENTS didn't monitor their children, if that is even your concern. If it is more of a personal view or desire then please at least let people know and give them a chance to remove a story that you and yours find offensive, most people on the site are actually rather cordial when it comes to such requests. While I cannot say for sure if this letter will even reach those that may be willing to listen, of if it's more akin to a wide spectrum purge in preparation for something bigger, please understand that you are going to be looseing a LARGE number of your writers, and thus your income from a lack of readers if there is not some level of action taken to help with this situation. For those that may agree with this, please fell free to sign on and send this to the support server, maybe we can get some movement on this. EDIT: Just made a forum on this to, should be on the profile, not sure if that will help. Psudocode_Samurai Zaara the black Vesago The Rules of Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball however hit you can get him into a tuxedo no one will complain 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office... but nothing will stop me 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 7.5) I am not allowed to ask professor Flitwick to run down the halls yelling "They're after me lucky charms" 8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light sabre sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armour to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing music from "Mission impossible" while wandering the hallways 20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not use the phrase, "Get a Life" when talking to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate although this is not an official rule 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways, not even on Halloween 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their colours indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 30) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 31) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm, not even if they are in Slytherin 32) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 33) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 34) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 35) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts however any works by H.P. Lovecraft is acceptable 36) I do not have a Patronous in the shape of Voldemort 37) I will not lick Trevor 38) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 39) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 40) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 41) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 42) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 43) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 44) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God Stupid Phrases found on Things: 1. Children's Aspirin: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning, A burning candle is fire What else can it be? WAX! 5. Frozen Pizza: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. Now, how would I be prosecuted if I'm already DEAD!? 10. Hair Coloring: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Use like regular soap 12. Sleeping Pills: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Not to be used for the other use what's the OTHER use?! They don't even tell us!!!! 15. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. 16. On a bag of Frito's: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. You have to buy the darn bag of Frito's 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 22. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." 25. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 26. On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." 27. On a Korean kitchen knife: "Warning: keep out of children." 28. On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." 29. On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) 30. On a Boeing 757-Fragile. Do not drop(That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody airplane down, you might drop it!) 31. Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!) P.S please read and review my stories they won't improve until I know what's wrong so feel free to flame |
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