Cat: Danny Phantom

Title: He a Phantom and a Ladies man

Rating: M

Pairing: Danny X Sam/Ember/Desiree/ Penelope

Summary: At an early age Danny is taught how to read women by both his mother and sister. Now at the age of 16 he puts that training to good use to help three ghosts who have immersed themselves in everyday life.

Zaara: For the record I don't own Danny phantom or any of the assorted Characters

Killjoy: Well here we are again. It feels good to be back

Ember: You got that right baby pop. Thanks for the Sake. It has some kick to it

Desiree: This is not looking to be a good start

Killjoy: Always treat a lady right and we have no problems

Ember: Hey dipstick let's get this party rockn

Desiree:Yes Zaara. I too wish to start.

Zaara: Alright. Damn I could use a beer right now.

Speech Going ghost

Thought Oh butter nuts

Radio/Communication: You will remember my name

We don't own Danny Phantom in anyway shape or form. It's just that simple.

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(Amity Park Home of the Fenton family)

in the living room of the fenton family home three people currently stood in the living room. A woman and her two children. The woman was Madiline 'Maddie' Fenton, her 10 year old darugther Jazz fenton and her 'little' Danny Fenton.

At 32 Maddie was fairly young and still could turn heads if she really wanted. She stood at 5'5", shoulder length brown hair, purple eyes, wearing a white Gi with a black belt tied around her waist. Maddie was a genies with an IQ of over 200 and a black belt of 4 different fighting styles. A devoted mother and her son's 'best friend' She was also the most deadly ghost hunter in the Mid-west.

Sitting before her was her 10 year old daughter Jasmine Fenton. Jazz had the same hair color as her aunt maddie's sister Alica Walker, aurea colored eyes, wearing her own Gi. Jazz was as smart as maddie was at that age since she was already in the sixth grade.

Then last but not least was her 'little' man. Her son Daniel Fenton or as he was commonly called Danny. He had black hair and baby blue eyes. At 8 years old he was already a hyper child, but he always put his extra energy into good use. He usually put his energy to good use by going outside and playing or helping Maddie on her inventions.

"And that concludes the lesson for today you two," said Maddie standing up.

Danny and Jazz both stood and Danny yawned, before rubbing his eyes. Maddie smiled at her son, before lowering herself to his eye level.

"Looks like my little tiger is ready for bad," said Maddie.

Danny looked at her. "But mom I'm (YAWN) not sleepy," said Danny.

Maddie smiled before guiding her son to his room and tucking him in. before patting his head and kissing his cheek. "My little man is going to made some woman very happy someday," said Maddie.

"What do you mean mom?" asked Danny.

Maddie couldn't help but to grin at this."one day you'll find find a girl who is just... right for you, but you'll have to go though a few. You might have your heart broken in the process, and even break a few hearts, but in the end it will be worth it," said Maddie.

(Flash forward)

A 14 year old Danny watched as the girl he thought he loved kissed his tormentor right on the lips, breaking the spell that Ember McClain had put on him.

Sam Manson was a goth girl who was as beautiful as she was different from other people. Even with Danny standing at 5'4" Sam stood only two inches shorter then him with an athletic body that was accommodated with B-cup breasts, purple eyes, her hair was black and fell to her shoulder, but with a small tail tied at the top with a purple ribbon,wearing a black sleeveless shirt that stopped just above her belly button and a purple circle in the middle of her shirt,a black shirt with green lines, purple leggings, black high heeled ankle boots and black wristbands

Sam had just kissed Dash Baxter The 'King' of Casper High. Both jumped away from each other.

"Sam how could you... HEY get away from her!" yelled Danny, before elbowing Kwan and tripping him.

"AHHH She tastes like geek.

"AWWW! He tastes like failure!" yelled Sam.

Dash and his buddy Kwan took off as Sam turned to see a Dejected Danny.

"You and Dash... but we were... but we weren't were we?" asked Danny

Sam bit her lip before looking down. "No Danny. Ember did that and it's so hard because part of me really wants it to be," said Sam rubbing her elbow

"Sam I... started Danny.

"Let's not make this any more complicated then this already is Danny... at least no right now," said Sam hugging herself as she allowed a few tears to escape her beautiful amethyst colored eyes.

Danny looked down and felt like he was going to go insane for a second before looking at Ember with his eyes glowing green from anger and heartbreak

"Danny? Are you okay?" asked Sam knowing that he wasn't.

"No. I feel like My heart was just taken out and stepped on... But I know who I can take it out on!" yelled Danny before going ghost and charging At Ember full speed Ahead.

(Flash forward end)

Maddie looked at her son as hi eyes got heavy. "You'll find girls who your heart is just bleeding for, but don't pity them, just help them and try to understand them. After all Danny women are emotional creatures.

(Flash forward)

Danny Fenton stood before the Ghost Portal as he pulled out he thermos. Danny sighed before unscrewing the cap and allowing Desiree out of it.

The Wishing ghost appeared floating in front of Danny. The woman Desiree was a beauty that easily put Paulina to shame if Danny had to admit it. She was very tall at only 5'7", she had large DD-cup breasts wide hips and a thin stomach, with long legs attached to a massive ass, but was quite beautiful. Her skin was green giving it an exotic look, blood red eyees and long dark hair. She wore what could only be a Dancers outfit from. Unlike normal her tail was gone replaced by her legs and bare feet.

She looked at Danny with a strong glare. "YOU!" wailed Desiree about to attack Danny.

"I wish you couldn't attack me for the next 30 minutes," said Danny hoping to stall for time.

Desiree growled. "So you have wished it so it shall be," said Desiree as she made an hour glass appear and turn it upside down. "I suggest you start talking. Once that sand runs out I'm going to turn you into sand," said Desiree with all the power behind her voice.

Danny sighed hoping that this wouldn't come to a fight. "I know what happened to you in life," said Danny. "You were loved by a powerful man,"

"YOU UNDERSTAND NOTHING! We loved each other more then my station as a concubine would allow!" yelled Desiree. "I was a gift from my home land to advocate peace. I was more then a simple concubine. I was worshiped by my people as a living goddess when I was but a girl of 14! I was chosen by our ruler as a peace offering to avert war!"

"Over time you fell in love with him," said Danny.

Desiree looked down. "Yes. I did. Even though he had many concubines I was the only one he would walk with, even his beloved wife didn't get that privilege as she walked a step behind," said Desiree with a nostalgic look.

"I'm sorry Desiree. I know this won't be a one time thing, but I wish for you to know some peace

Desiree looked at Danny with a calculated look, before shrugging her shoulders. It's not your fault child. You are 2000 years to young to truly understand anything. One day that might change," said Desiree, before kissing Danny on the cheek. "Next time we meet it will be on the battle field," said Desiree

(End flash forward)

Maddie watched as her son as he slept. "Sometimes there will be girls that are jealous of your relationship with your sister and you might have a hard time. Show that you won't stand for it, but don't be harsh as harsh is the trat of hurt," said maddie

Flash Forward

Danny sighed as he sat across from his cellmate, Penelope Spectra in Walkers Prison with her looking absolutely miserable.

Penelope Spectra was a beautiful older woman looking ghost. She appeared to be in her late 20's early 30's

"Not so fun when the shoes on the other foot is it?" asked Danny with a slight smirk.

Penelope glared at him. "Do not mock me halfa! I still have enough power to make you a full ghost," said Penelope.

"I still don't understand how you can be so cruel," said Danny leaning back.

Penelope smiled a very seductive smile. "Let me tell you a story of a girl named Penelope Edgecombe Daughter of a middle class family with dreams of being a psychiatrist. Unfortunately her mother wanted her child to become an actress and modal fulfilling her own dreams that failed. Growing up she was taken to professional photographers and teachers so that she could get the look down.

"by the time she was 15 she was already a top modal in her region, in the same respect her mother had tricked her out to several older men who promised to make her bigger and bigger. At 17 she finally got away from her mother and into the college of her choosing to be what she wanted since childhood. However her mother wasn't willing to let her go so easily. On the date that she graduated from College at the age of 26 her mother took a gun and shot her in front of her friends. A rather sad story if you ask me," said Penelope.

Danny sighed. "What's the deal with all you chicks having some kind of tragic past? Frist Ember, the Desiree, and finally you. Right now I'm not in the mood to be your shoulder to cry, especially after you tried to off my sister so I'm only going to say it once.. Get over yourself!" yelled Danny.

Penelope reeled back at this. She had been feeding on what she thought was his depression, but was in Truth his rage... and while rage was something she could work with it wasn't pleasant for her in the long run.

"I see," said Penelope.

"I'm not saying your the first person to target my family. Hell Me and Johnny have some kind of rivalry going," said Danny "you just need to let go,"

It was true after the whole 'Trying to suck out his sisters soul to give to kitty, and 'Kitty and Danny dating. The two had developed a bro-rivalry. Form time to time Johnny would either seek Danny out to either chill with, ride around the city on a brotherhood bike, or cause trouble. Kitty would Normally run to Danny and tell him about the things that had happened when she was with Johnny. Normally she would possess a human female from Danny's class (Either Star or Paulina) or come to him herself and talk with Danny. It sometimes got to the point were Danny and Johnny came to serious blows.

Penelope gave him a toothy grin. "Maybe your on to something after all,"

(End Flash Forward)

Maddie leaned down and kissed her son before turning to leave. "Goodnight Danny. I love you," said Maddie closing the door.

(Flash Forward)

Danny was relaxing with his enemies at the Annual Ghost Christmas Party and was glad for the truce for he was getting to know his enemies like never before. He also discovered that Kitty, and Ember were 'sisters' in all but ectoplasm with Penny (Penelope) acting as something of a Den-mother to the two girls. Johnny and Skulker belonged to the Same Motorcycle club. Technes was much more civilized when drunk, and walker... well was Walker.

"Hey baby-pop come here for a sec," said Ember who was sitting on the Piano.

Danny walked up to Ember and was blushing just from looking at her. He actually had to remind himself that she was a Rock Diva. Ember who looked to be about 16 stood as tall as Danny at 5'8 with her boots on, but without them was only 5'4" with a tone body. She had c-cup breasts and a booty that popped with her waist, ember's long blue hair was out of it's normal high ponytail and instead flowed freely, and ice blue eyes. Ember had traded in her leather pants and top for a red dress that had spaghetti straps and white fur just above her breasts while the dress stopped at mid-thigh, knee high three inch heel boots, a little Santa hat, and finally red pull on sleeves.

"wow," said Danny his jaw nearly on the floor.

Ember gave him a smirk. "Glad you like it Baby-pop. Now are you going to stand there or am I going to have to come and get you?" asked Ember with a glint in her eyes.

Out of the corner of his eye Danny saw kitty elbow Johnny in the gut and tell him to stop teasing her 'little brother. When Danny got in front of Ember, before he could even say anything Ember grabbed him by his shirt and locked her lips with his. Johnny whistled while others were gasping in shock.

It felt like fireworks going off inside of his head and all to soon it ended as Ember pulled away with a smirk. "Mistletoe baby-pop," said Ember as she walked over to her sister with a sway of her hips.

Danny was stunned before he felt his 'bro' patting his back. "Welcome to the start of the grand adventure known as a sex life. I promise you that you won't leave here with your virginity in tact tonight," said Johnny making Danny blush.

(End Flash Forward)

As Young Danny Fenton slept peacefully with dreams of stars and aliens. he had no idea of the future that awaited him and the destiny that was to come his way.

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Killjoy: Dude Danny's does not know what he started.

Desiree:. That is quite cruel of you two.

Zaara: Blame the other guy.

Ember:I Admit the Dipstick can be smooth at times.

Desiree: (Blushing) Yes. He is quite the gentlemen.

Ember: Bah at least killjoy is fun and can have a good time more.

Zaara: Tell that to a pissed off ghost when you write into his life.

Killjoy:Hahahahaha hey i tried to tell Maddie it was me, who prankad her not you.

Zaara: (slaps forehead). She didn't do anything to me. I passed the buck just for the record. I'm not saving your ass when Maddie comes here.

Desiree: Come back later and see what we got. These conversations take time I'm afraid.