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Joined 08-15-11, id: 3164291, Profile Updated: 08-01-20
Author has written 8 stories for Lorien Legacies, and Harry Potter.

I've never liked talking about myself, but here goes: full-time wanna-be scientist, part-time political junkie, profusely unapologetic Canadian, and infamously slow writer (I'm working on that one, I promise!).

Project Status

Harry Potter: "What He'll Sorely Miss" - H/Hr - Ongoing - Chapter 15 posted! Chapter 16 drafting will begin in the next few days. Target update date is September 1.

Harry Potter: "The Sixth-Floor Staircase" - H/Hr - One-shot

Harry Potter: "It Could Have Gone That Way" - H/Hr - One-shot

Harry Potter: "Last Dance" - H/Hr - One-shot

Harry Potter: "Frozen Moments" - Ongoing (maybe) - I still hope to continue this collection of one-shots!

Lorien Legacies: "My Rise of Nine"- complete

Lorien Legacies: "The Destiny of Ten" (sequel to "My Rise of Nine") - Chapters 1 to 7 posted, but unfortunately abandoned.

Lorien Legacies: "Sliding Fours"- Prologue and chapters 1 to 4 posted. Unfortunately abandoned.

Series Recommendations & Favourites

#1: Harry Potter

Fantasy/Science Fiction: Gentleman Bastards, Mistborn, Lightbringer, Ender's Saga, The Books of Babel

Young Adult: Conquered Earth, Fablehaven, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, The Seems, Artemis Fowl, Warriors, The Looking Glass Wars

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Daatyod by Deletedaccountnolongeractive reviews
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Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1 - Reviews: 1941 - Favs: 3,391 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neville L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35549 - Favs: 26,526 - Follows: 19,550 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
As Small As Small Is by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione and Luna are each brilliant in their own way, which is why they make such a great team for experimental spell research. Unfortunately, Hermione bears the brunt of a spell gone wrong, and now she's rather... petite. Submission for QLFC's "Fairy Tale Challenge". Eventual Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 156 - Published: 10/9/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
This Is It by CrouchingAppleHiddenMuffin reviews
So this is what dying feels like... Six/Four. Character death.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 9/8/2013 - John S./Four, Six - Complete
Crookshanks the Matchmaker by midwestern sorceress reviews
All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 251 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
A Punishment to Fit the Crime by Caprican reviews
After taking their respective relationships with Ron and Ginny to the 'next level', Harry and Hermione bump into one another in the Common Room and find themselves in a potentially problematic situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,148 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Mockingjay Alternate Ending by BluRay99 reviews
With the same end result as Collins version, this ending doesn't have the psychological difficulties Katniss suffered from that seemed dragged on; yet she still faces them. Discover an encounter with Gale; read as Peeta and Katniss reunite after he is cured from Snow's hijacking and learn of a nightmare that haunts our hero; all of which were never in the original tale.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,416 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Complete
Guarding His Life by Aileen Autarkeia reviews
Harry was abused for most of his childhood. At six and near death, he sees his guardian angel, who gives him three helpful warnings. Follow Harry and his angel through Hogwarts with twists that will turn his world upside down...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 26,938 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Emrys Pendant by Harmonious-Magic reviews
A "what if" story that will explore an magical land with ancient ties and a darker modern day Brittan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 48,336 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,400 - Follows: 926 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
We're Just Friends, Right? by wheelchairby284 reviews
Harry and Hermione have a moment in the common room on a stressful night...but thats okay, because they're just friends..right? Rated T just to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Hermione G.
The Last Dance by chem prof reviews
Another Yule Ball story with a slight change. Hermione decides she wants to dance one dance with Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 161 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 909 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Play By Play by JJ Rust reviews
In HBP, Luna did commentary for the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Quidditch match. But what if she had done it as the girlfriend of Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
What If? ooo Another Goblet of Fire Alternative by chem prof reviews
Many fanfics speculate about what would have happened if Harry had asked Hermione to the Yule Ball. Or what if he had taken Ginny to the Ball? Here’s a twist. What if he had done both? And what else in the story might have changed as a result?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,268 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,121 - Follows: 5,981 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Getting Another One by Almost Anonymous reviews
Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Please! Not While I'm In The Shower! by michelle-31a reviews
Harry and his friends receive an unexpected visitor...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 59 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
An Assault on the Senses by akscully reviews
Ron was sick and tired of them dancing around. He was going to end it by any means necessary. Poor Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 3/5/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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What He'll Sorely Miss reviews
What if Harry had made a different decision at the bottom of the Black Lake? Set in fourth year, exploring the repercussions of Harry's hasty choice. Rated T for safety. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,788 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 1,362 - Updated: 11h - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W., Viktor K.
Frozen Moments reviews
A collection of one-shots, some funny, some somber, some both. Chapter Three: Forever Loyal - An unusual perspective on the Battle of Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 10/10/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ron W.
The Sixth-Floor Staircase reviews
For some aggravating reason, all of the girls in Hogwarts insist upon moving in packs. One day the castle takes pity on Harry, and he comes to an important realization.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,186 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 92 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
It Could Have Gone That Way reviews
An alternate ending to the dance scene in Deathly Hallows, that goes on to explore what might have happened if Hermione hadn't walked away. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Destiny of Ten reviews
The sequel to 'My Rise of Nine'. AU. The new Nine have risen and they are ready to do what the old Nine could not. The task ahead of them will not be easy, and Setràkus Ra will combat their every move. But they hold the fate of Lorien in their hands, and they are ready to accept their destiny. Narrated in three parts: Sam, John, and Six. Four/Six throughout, rated T for safety.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,589 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 9/3/2012 - John S./Four, Six
Last Dance reviews
The dance scene in Deathly Hallows part one, transferred to the written word. I'm aware that this has been done before, but I feel that my interpretation is unique in some ways. No true ship- mentions of both H/G and R/Hr, but obviously some H/Hr as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sliding Fours reviews
Picks up the story during Power of Six, when John has gone to meet Sarah in Paradise. Only this time, Six walks in on them fighting. John is forced to choose between the two girls, and it is a choice that will have great impacts on both his life and the war. In the style of the movie 'Sliding Doors', the consequences of his choice will be explored in parallel. Rated for safety.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/4/2012 - John S./Four
My 'Rise of Nine' reviews
So... this is my take on what could happen in the next book in the series, hence the title. Other characters include Seven, Eight, Nine and Ten. Rated T just to be safe. Some Four/Six throughout the story.
Lorien Legacies - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,182 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - John S./Four, Six - Complete