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 Author has written 18 stories for One Piece, Harry Potter, Captain America, and Avengers. Hello folks!! About me Name: Shawna(call me either Shawn or Shaw-Shaw) Eye color: golden brown Fav color: rainbow :D Fav animal(s): Everything but wasp(they creep me out) I'm not on FB(Far too much problems) anymore so better try me on Tumblr here, if you have anyhing to say to me, really ANYTHING or just wanna go see it, go ahead darling!! 10 Facts about me 1:I REALLY love TURQUOISE I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Girls are like The Difference Between Friends and Best Friends FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation. FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace. FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords. FRIENDS: Will ignore this FRIENDS: Will tell a cute guy you're in the bathroom. FRIENDS: Will sit in the bathroom with you while you throw up. If you don't like randomness, skip to the bottom If fanfiction is to you what myspace is to other people, copy and paste this in to your profile. If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.(SAW :D ) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 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If your part of the 2 that wants to punch them, put this in your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population has moved on to RAP. 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding... I don't care if you're gay or straight,everybody needs love. Doomed: In case you need further proof that the human race is On a Myer hairdryer: On a bag of On a bar of Palmolive soap: On some frozen dinners: On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a K-Mart iron: On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: On Nytol Sleep Aid: On most brands of Christmas lights: On a Japanese food processor: On packet of Nobbys' On an American Airlines packet of nuts: I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for On a Swedish chainsaw: Note: If you actually read this whole thing. Congratulations you were actually that bored enough to read this unless you actually wanted to but I don't see why. now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that, copy and paste it into your profile Things that true friends would do!! 1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in. 4.When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get. 5.When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining. 6.When you are confused -- I will use little words. 7.When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8.When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly 7. Our magazines have horoscopes 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around 5. Our friends don't say "hi" by punching us in the arm 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing These are the things girls want a boyfriend to do... 1)When she walks away from you mad=== Follow her 2)When she stares at your lips=== Kiss her 3)When she pushes you or hits you=== Grab her and don't let go 4)When she starts cursing at you=== Kiss her and tell her you love her 5)When she's quiet=== Ask her what's wrong 6)When she ignores you=== Give her your attention 7)When she pulls away== Pull her back 8)When you see her at her worst=== Tell her she's beautiful 9)When you see her start crying== Just hold her and don't say a word 10)When you see her walking== Sneak up and hug her waist from behind 11)When she's scared=== Protect her 12)When she lays her head on your shoulder=== Tilt her head up and kiss her 13)When she steals your favorite sweatshirt== Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night 14)When she teases you=== Tease her back and make her laugh 15)When she doesn't answer for a long time=== reassure her that everything is okay 16)When she looks at you with doubt== Back yourself up with the TRUTH 17)When she says that she likes you== she really does more than you could understand 18)When she grabs at your hands=== Hold hers and play with her fingers 19)When she bumps into you=== bump into her back and make her laugh 20)When she tells you a secret=== keep it safe and untold 21)When she looks at you=== tell her that she looks cute I agree with the dictionary --I AM THE GIRL-- I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, ME LOVEY JAZZY, Gandalf the Grey-Edelwiess, DoYouReallySeeMe, Potter's Angels, EmInArEvOl, Chu545,Tatsu_Shawna --I'm Sorry Girls Don't Realize These Things I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry But most of all I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm Sorry I'm sorry Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' Ways to keep your sanity: 1. at lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down 2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice 3. everytime someone askes you to do something ask them if they want fries with that 4. put a garbage can on your desk and label it "in" 5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face 6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go" 7. skip rather than walk 8. dont use any punctuation 9. sing along at the opera 10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you arnt in the mood 11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom 12. when money comes out of the ATM machine scream "i won, i won" 13. when leaving the zoo, start running toward the parking lot screaming 14. and finally put this on your page to make someone else smile 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside because I'm too lazy to clean." 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You know why Jesus got crossed feet on his cross? Because the Romans didn't have enough nails to nail him !" 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "I'm so gonna beat you up that not even your children will recognize you!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "If you die I kill ya!" 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that hole on the middle of your back!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can easily take you out." 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father/grandma/grandda/my brother!" 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "Stop squinting like that,if a bee fly by you'll be stuck!" 19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?" 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me." 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "Eat your soup or you'll never grow up." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Stop eating with your hands. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids and They'll be a pain in your ass just like you've been to me!" IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? Opening Credits: S&M-Rihanna Childhood:Die Another Day-Madonna Waking Up: Pastoral Symphony part 3 –Disney Fantasia Happy:I Don't Care-Fall Out Boys Angry:Kick Ass-Mika Sad/Crying:Grenade-Bruno Mars Hurt:Lies-Evanescence First Song:Kiss My Eyes And Lay Me To Sleep-AFI First Day At School: La Bienvenue-Najoua Belyzel Average day:Hello!-Martin Solveig Falling In Love: Everybody's Fool-Evanescence First date:One(Your Name)-Swedish House Mafia Make Up:Bad Apple-Touhou Breaking Up: Anything For You-Evanescence Getting Back Together: Right Round-Flo Rida High School:Why Don't We Just Fuck?-Greg Parys (Wait…WHUT?!) College:Hollaback Girl-Gwen Stephani Prom: Won't Go Quietly-Example Graduation: Headstrong-Trapt Life: Miami 2 Ibiza-Swedish House Mafia Death of a Close Friend: The Good Left Undone-Rise Against (EPIC Song!!EPIC) Mental Breakdown: Faint-Linkin Park Flashback: Redemption-Final Fantasy VII Dirge of Cerberus Learning a lesson:Missing You-Black Eyed Peas Partying:Disco Lies-Moby Happy Dance:Feel The Hard Rock-Hardrox Wedding:Womanizer-Britney Spears Birth of Child: Hotaru No Hikari-Ikimono Gakari(Naruto Soundtrack) Driving:Knock 'em Out-M.O.V.E Car Accident: The World-Death Note Soundtrack Paying the Dues:More-Usher The Night Before The War:No Stress-Laurent Wolf Final Battle: Break You Open-Remix made by vanAtom Moment of Triumph:Uprising-Muse Death Scene: Comatose-Skillet Funeral Song: Savior-Rise Against Credits: Dance in the Dark-Lady Gaga Deleted Scenes:Angels(Love Is The Answer)-Morandi Bonus:Celtic Kittens- Ronan Hardiman Pein/Pain - Nagato [Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 2 ] Konan [Konan Score: 4 ] Itachi Uchiha [Itachi Uchiha Score: 2 ] Kisame Hoshigaki [X] - Underwater in the ocean is abeautiful scenery. [ ] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender. [Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 5 ] Sasori [ ] - I'm the smallest of my friends. [Sasori Score: 3] Deidara [Deidara Score: 4] Kakuzu [Kakuzu Score: 5] Hidan [Hidan Score: 5 ] Zetsu [Zetsu Score: 5] Tobi [Tobi Score: 2] Orochimaru [Orochimaru Score: 3] Tony Stark/ Iron Man 6/10 Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk 6/10 Thor 4 /10 Steve Rogers/ Captain America 3 /10 Colonel Nick Fury 2/10 Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow 4/10 Clint Barton/ Hawkeye 2/10 Loki 7/10
Notice: To all those who think Homophobia is wrong and want to fight for a better future for our gay and lesbian and Bi friends, please repost this into your profile: This is the boy, Matthew Shepard. On October 7, 1998 Aaron McKinney and Please read, you may have seen it on other peoples pages, and that's exactly our aim, to spread this story all over Howrse and the internet. So that everyone will know the horror of abuse. OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. 1. Monkey D. Luffy(One Piece) 2.Rob Lucci (One Piece) 3.Kaku(One Piece) 4. Roronoa Zoro (OP) 5. Jyabura (OP) 6. Paulie(OP) 7. Harry Potter(HP) 8.Severus Snape(HP) 9. Draco Malfoy(HP) 10. Envy(FMA) 1 woke you up in the middle of the night? ...Uhhhhh!!??*snore* Number 2 asked you to go out with him? faint*I can die happy Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering? Wanna come in?? :3 4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Huh???Congrats?? 5 cooked you dinner? I'm not eating dog food,Manguy mutt!!! 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping? I don't go to beaches,hate the sand 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? Yayz *hug* 8 got into the hospital somehow? Brought him flowers 9 made fun of your friends? Kick Draco's ass 10 ignored you all the time? I love you too*sarcastic* Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Protect his nakama!!!Duh!! You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do? Probably smirk and walk away,letting me die,sadistic kitty bastard !! It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? a kiss :3 You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do? sleep and snore while I burn You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Laugh about it You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction? "YOU DISGRATEFUL WOMAN!!!!WEARING A DRESS SHOWING TO MUCH LEGS!!!!" You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? Doing some magic tricks You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down? 'DETENTION!!!' 9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when he spills Soda all over him? Gear 2nd!!!Gomu Gomu no Gatling Gun!!! 5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. ROTFLMAO with Lucci!! 4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Zoro you idiot!!!*hit him*DRARRY is good!! 6 cusses 2 out in German. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does she do? Doesn't say a thing,sparing Paulie a painful death 7 got high. sigh*Come back home safe please 1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. YAY!!!!LUCCILUFFY!!!!*hug said couple with a big grin* You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you? Insult me You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Looks at me oddly Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? He is cute and so laughable,we could have good time together 2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction? cock head in one side*you sure ya're okay Lucci?? You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along? Mum:'Isn't his nose too long?" Me:'MUM!!!'*blush* Mum:'Well...What can you say,big nose big hoose' Me:'MUM!!!!!!!!!!'*blush like mad* Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean? They blond and the marimo??*burst out laughing* Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss? I'd like to see the CRACK paring :D 6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do? look at Paulie*you?A player??ROTFLMAO!!!! You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? 'Whut????'*stares back* Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell him? 'Give a try to either Harry or Lucius'*big grin* Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it? Of course not,I don't want to die thank you very much 1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it? Smiles then behind his back either throw it or sell it 2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this? They would talk about how life is so fucked up 10 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay? He kill anyone inside so I'd say...not half a second!!!! 3 told 6 he started his period. 'RAAAAAHHHH!!!KAKU YA DISGRATEFULL MAN!!!!!!' 8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What is it about? Because I only do yaoi and I made mistakes 10 starts working at a bar.. Call a undertaker*Can I have about a hundred of coffin please...There is a killing rampage at a bar...My friends will pay the bill...thanks bye 1 breaks up with you. For what reason did he break up with you? For my security,he loves to protect is nakama 2 is in love with 4, he confesses. how does 4 respond? Zoro:Huh????*snores* Lucci*go depressing in a corner* 3 is a drug addict. what do you do? Drag him to a detox diet 4 kiss 8. what's your reaction? Shocking face* 5 wants to go to hansmall. what is he going to buy from there? Kitty toys just for annoying Lucci 6 kisses your boyfriend. what do you do? Look at Paulie kissing Lucci*O;;O*took out phone and take photos and rec the scene* 7 is missing .where do you go to look for him? the ROR(Room of Requierment) 9 wants to be a cheerleader. what do you say? Will you wear a skirt??*snort* 10 hates you. why? He is like this with anybody,it's just his way of liking someone 2 and 6 is fighting. what do you do? sigh*Kaku help me seperate them please 3 ate 7. what's your reaction? AH!!!!!BAD GIRAFFE!!!!SPIT HIM OUT!!!!!! 4 died. how? Trying to defeat Mihawk or something 5 turns invisible. what does he do to you? Poke me in me sides,trying to make me squeal in fright 6 loses memory. you have to give him a new memory. what do you say to him? You're in couple with Lucci and Kaku and you did porn pictures for yaoi fangirls 1 is having his baby today! what's her/his name? I'd say Rob D.Luccian for a boy and Rob D.Lily for a girl 8 is a pervert. he's coming right at you. what do you do? I always knew you got a pervert in you professor!!!Now go look for Harry and Draco,they are doing something naughty in the classroom 9 is going through a tough break up. how do you cheer him up? Pat him on the shoulder*Let it go,mate. 10 broke up with 9. what do you do? Go to Draco*I heard that Harry fancies you 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending you an e-mail. Now what? Huh?*Open mail and stare at screen*I can't read it!!!*growl*WHO IS THE IDIOT WHO SEND ME A VIRUS!!!! ...Maybe NO WAY IN HELL!!!! He will,Kaku is so lovable,nobody can resist his puppy eyes Number 4 is bored and pokes Number 10. What happens after that? A big fight begins between a psycho palm tree and a moronic marimo Number 5 and Number 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick? Jyabura:WE PICK P.E!!!! Lucci:NO WE PICK PHILOSOPHY!!!! fight begin* If Number 6 and Number 3 cooked dinner, what would they make? Paulie and Kaku would make the kitchen exploses as they can't cook to save their life!!!! Number 7 and Number 9 apply for a job. What job? Death Eaters Hunters or Auror Number 8 gives Number 5 a haircut. Is that okay? Jyabura:YOU CUT IT TO SHORT YA SLIM BAT!!!! Severus*hexes Jyabura*Shut up Manguy mutt! Number 9 sketches what Number 6's perfect girlfriend should look like. Paulie:What is that?Her boobs?? Draco:Her face dumbass!! Paulie*stares* Number 10 and Number 8 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about? Severus had asked Envy if while he is transformed into a female,he got the organs too Second Round :D 1.Monkey D Luffy 2. Rob Lucci 3. Kaku 4. Paulie 5. Jyabura 6. Zoro 7. Crocodile 8. Kalifa 9.Iceburg 10. Sanji 11. Ace 12. Enel 13. Usopp 1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven(Zoro/Ace) fanfic before? No stories but pics,they're hot together X3 2) Do you think Four(Paulie) is hot? How hot? He isn't that bad but Lucci beat him,that's for sure :3 3)What would happen if Twelve(Enel) got Eight(Kalifa) pregnant? ROFLMAO!Kalifa would call in for sexual harassment XD 4)Do you recall any fics about Nine(Iceburg)? Alone?No.Yaoi?Yes Finding MyselfNefertariNami and Five Times Iceburg Had to Be ToldMChrisH 5) Would Two(Rob Lucci) and Six(Zoro) make a good couple? Of course not,Lucci is Luffy's while Zoro can have Kaku :3 6) Five/Nine(Jyabura/Iceburg) or Five/Ten(Jyabura/Ace)? JyaAce because I'd like to see them together in bed *drool* 7) What would happen if Seven(Crocodile) walked in on Two(Lucci) and Twelve(Enel) having sex? Crocodile:HEY!He's MINE!*proceded to beat Lucci into a pulp* Lucci: XP 8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten(Kaku/Sanji) fanfic. Sanji tell us how to cook giraffe :D 9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight(Luffy/Kalifa) fluff? No way in hell!!!Luffy is Lucci's so back off bitch! 10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve(Crocodile/Enel) Hurt/Comfort fic. Be my Angel 11) Where did Two(Lucci) disappear to? Either he went to fuck Kaku/Paulie/Luffy or he is on a killing rampage 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three(Kaku) het? Dunno,but the might be reading KakuKalifa 13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven(Ace)? 14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five(Lucci/Paulie/Jyabura)? O¡¡O of course,luv smexy men making love 15) What might Ten(Sanji) scream at a moment of great passion? 16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight(Kalifa), what song would you choose? Buble BathDeepside 17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve(Luffy/Zoro/Enel) fic, what would the warning be? Warning: Your mind will be scarred forever and you'll fear that you'll get a shock with everything electronic 18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten(Sanji) to use on Two(Lucci)? Threat wouldn't work on Lucci but let's give a try Sanji:Oi!Kuso Neko,bring your ass here or we'll eat cooked leopard for tonight! 19) How might Eleven(Ace) describe a relationship between Two(Lucci) and One(Luffy)? 20) How emo is Seven(Crocodile)? As emo as the desert got water Third Round(I'l stop when I won't see those,promise :D) 1. Luffy 2. Rob Lucci 3. Kaku 4. Zoro 5. Paulie 6. Iceburg 7. Smoker 8. Ace 9. Crocodile 10. Jyabura What would you do if: 1. Number 5 (Paulie) was stranded on the toilet because he/she was out of paper? ROFLMAO then out off pity,I'll hand him the toilet paper 2. You came home one day and found Number 3(Kaku) and Number 7(Smoker) in your house, both drunk out of their minds? I'll laugh then shake my head before taking a pic or two of the two.(It can be good blackmail :3) 3. Number 8(Ace) offered to fix the plumbing problems with your house? Sure,ya sure ya don't need help? Ace:I'll be fine*smile* --20 min later-- Ace*snoring* -_-U 4. Number 2(Lucci) showed up at school as your substitute teacher for the day? Lucci*sigh*Can someone take Shawna to the hospital wing -_- Me: X¡¡X I ish in Heaven 5. You accidentally saw Number 10(Jyabura) wearing nothing but a small, purple speedo? hide then take many many pictures*I know someone that'll be happy :D 6. Number 3(Kaku) insisted on driving you around town to wherever you wanted to go for the entire day? Can ya drive me on your back*stars in eyes* Kaku: :D Of course YAYZ!!! 7. Number 9(Crocodile) killed Number 4(Zoro) right in front of you? D8 WHAT THE FUCK?! *Wet Crcodile then beats the fucking shit out of him then stab him to death* Would you allow: 1. Number 6(Iceburg) to redecorate your house for you, however they see fit? I don't think so,I saw how this guy dress himself but It's worht a try,my room wasn't redecorate by a gay man before Iceburg: Nmaa...I'm not gay squint at Iceburg then rose an eyebrow* 2. Number 1(Luffy) to be your dentist and work in your mouth with a drill? dead faint*X_X 3. Number 10(Jyabura) and Number 5(Paulie) to be left alone in your house or apartment unsupervised for an entire weekend? I they behave then yes,it can't be worse if Lucci and Jya were let alone 4. Number 8(Ace) to borrow some of your clothes and wear them in public? Laugh then take pictures 5. Number 2(Lucci) to try to fix your computer when it's messed up? is thinking about Lucci's 'delicacy'*I think not -_- 6. Number 4(Zoro) to set you up on a date with Number 9(Crocodile)? 7. Number 1(Luffy) and Number 3(Kaku) to operate heavy machinery together? Under conditions: They have to be shirtless and only wearing tight-fitting boxers *drool and nosebleed on keyboard* Relationship Section: 1. Number 5(Paulie) asks Number 2(Lucci) out on a date. Upon seeing this, what do you do or say? O¡¡O as much as I love this pairing,Lucci is Luffy's 2. Number 7(Smoker)] asks you to a dance. Do you accept? I don't know how to dance //// 3. Number 8(Ace) and Number 9(Crocodile) are fighting over you. What happens now? sigh then grab pop corn*I'll go on a date with the winner -_- 4. Number 1(Luffy) tries to kiss you. What do you do? shocked as kiss end* O_O*squint then blink twice or more* Luffy:I think I broke her T_T 5. Number 3(Kaku) confesses his secret love for Number 5(Paulie) . What do you think of this? O¡¡O I iz in 'eaven*die of happiness* 6. Number 6(Iceburg) is cheating on Number 7(Smoker) with Number 3(Kaku), and you find out about it. What do you do? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*kidnappe Kaku then give Iceburg a LONG talk* 7. Number 2(Lucci) proposes to you. Your reaction? O///////O YES!!!*faint* Random Nonsense: 1. What in the name of Holy Rabbit Dogs was Number 1(Luffy) doing outside in nothing but a small pink towel at 3 AM!? It's Luffy, how the hell should I know? 2. What if Number 2(Lucci) tied Number 4(Zoro) to a flagpole and threw shoes at him/her until he/she cried? Because Zoro was staring at HIS Luffy 3. ...and then Number 8(Ace) and Number 5(Paulie) danced around the table naked. Your reaction upon seeing this? Die from a massive nosebleed,drowning everyone* 4. Number 10(Jyabura) has just officially been given a Pyro License. What happens now? O_o RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!! 5. Would YOU tell Number 9(Crocodile) to "WOO! TAKE IT ALL OFF!"...? gah!..n..no.. X_X no way 6. What was Number 6(Iceburg) in prison for? He robbed a lipstick :D 7. What if, suddenly, Number 3(Kaku) smashed through the wall of your room totally naked, posed, and shouted "OHHHH YEEEEAAAAH!"...? drool then pounce on the man,having 'fun' with him* 4th round(Promise I'll stop...not :D) 1: Luffy 2: Lucci 3: Kaku 4: Zoro 5: Paulie 6: Jyabura 7: Iceburg 8: Ace 9: Smoker 10: Spandam 1. What would Number 8(Ace) do if you whacked them with a pillow? Join me for a pillow fight :D 2. If number 3(Kaku) kissed you, how would you react? I'd be on cloud 9 3. Would you glomp number 10(Spandam)? Hell no!!*hiss at Spandam* 4. Does Number 1(Luffy) have any fears? That meat disapear for all eternity XD 5. Would number 6(Jyabura) be a delightful person to bring to THE MOVIES? Jya:Which movies? Dunno 6. Would Number 4(Zoro) be a delightful person to go SHOPPING for CLOTHES with? For clothes,not but for weapons,YES!I'll just watch out that he doesn't get lost -_- 7. Is number 9(Smoker) dating anyone? ACE!!OF COURSE!!! 8. What would number 2(Lucci) do if you punched their boyfriend/girlfriend? I wouldn't have time to punch Luffy before Lucci Shigan me to oblivion 9. Would number 7(Iceburg) walk right into danger? If by danger ya mean:Meeting then no!! 10. If you ate number 1(Luffy)'s breakfast...What would they do to you? Luffy would cry and his tears would flood my house,drowning us 11. If you stole number 8(Ace)'s girlfriend/boyfriend, how would they respond? Me!?I nerver!I'll never steal Smoker from Ace!! 12. If you discovered number 5(Paulie) likes going to NERDY comic conventions, what would you do/say to them? I'll stare at Paulie as if he was mental 13. Would you hug number 1(Luffy)? ABSO-FUCKING-LY YES!!*Glomp Luffy* 14. How many burgers can number 9(Smoker) eat? He wouldn't beat Luffy at a eating contest 15. Is number 5(Paulie) edible? A part of him is :3*stare at Paulie* Paulie:RAH!!!SHAMEFUL WOMAN!!!! /////////// 16. Could you beat number 2(Lucci) in the Olympics? I'm not suicidal 17. Does number 10(Spandam) like kids? No,they made fun of him because he look like a clown :D 18. Is number 4(Zoro) OLD? No! 5th Round XD 1) Luffy 1.) Seven(Robin) and Eight(Kalifa) plan a heist. What sort of heist might that be? They'll rob all the sexy lingerie of a luxurous shop 2.) Four(Jyabura) gets kidnapped! Is One(Luffy) or Nine(Ace) the more likely culprit? Ace because he wanted to try something on our wolf boy :3 3.) Six(Iceburg) challenges Five(Paulie) to a chess game. What happens? Iceburg would win because Paulie would let him :3 4.) Who doesn't like to play Pokemon? I bet Ten(Zoro) has some great Pokemon! What are they? He's got the greatest collection of Snorlax I've ever seen 5.) How does Three(Kaku) like to gussy up for a date? No need,he could go to a date naked and have the girl/boy jump on him :D 6.) Five(Paulie) and Two(Lucci) take a leisurely vacation together. Where do they go? Lucci would bring Luffy with him and they would sunbath and have sex on a beach while Paulie would hiss and scream at the swimsuit the girls are wearing 7.) Nine(Ace) prepares dinner for Six(Iceburg)! What do they make? Something with meat. Lot of it. 8.) Ten(Zoro) and Three(Kaku) team up. What happens? Scream and run for your life!!! 9.) Seven(Robin), Ten(Zoro), Eight(Kalifa), and One(Luffy) all have a sitcom together. What is it called? 'WTF!?' 10.) Is One(Luffy) more accustomed to tangoing, waltzing, or freestyling? 11.) Seven(Robin) hits on Four(Jya). Result? Jya would be fuming over Robin but he wouldn't do anything,he'd like to stay a man 12.) Two(Lucci) is offered an elephant ride or a balloon ride. He / she takes... Luffy!They'll share cooton candies and icecreams 13.) What is 10(Zoro)'s greatest burden? His sense of direction!Man,this guy can lost himself in a square,unfurnitured room! 14.) Eight(Kalifa), Three(Kaku), Five(Paulie), and One(Luffy) go out boozing. What happens? A drunk Kalifa would scream at everyone in sight 'Sexual Harassment!',Kaku would make out with Paulie and Luffy would cry because Lucci won't be here with him 15.) And finally, would Six(Iceburg) save Four(Jyabura) or Nine(Ace), if they were both in great danger and he/she could only save one? Iceburg:Nmaa!Can't ya guys pull yourself out? Jya and Ace:O_O!JERK!! 6th round :D 1.Luffy 2.Lucci 3.Kaku 4.Paulie 5.Jyabura 1)One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either 1(Luffy) or 4(Paulie): Paulie:Let's get the party started!!XD!! 2)Jealous, 3(Kaku) tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that? He stripped on air 3)A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either 2(Lucci) or 5(Jyabura) Lucci glare at everyone then Shigan then to oblivion,unhurt 4)3(Kaku) is depressed and decides to get drunk. grab Kaku's bottle*Ya had enough,let's go home,tomorroro I'll set ya up with Zoro Kaku: -_-'''''''''' 5)An event like no other takes place and 1(Luffy) and 2(Lucci) get into a battle to the death. Who wins? Luffy would win but after he would have remorse and he'll visit Lucci when the event begin 6)4(Paulie) or 5(Jyabura) accidentally drink a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? 2(Lucci) or 3(Kaku)? Kaku because Lucci was to busy making out with Luffy 7)Since 4(Paulie) or 2(Lucci) are under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner? Lucci would gave everything Luffy want and he'll bring flowers,chocolates and everything that is romantic 8)2(Lucci) tries to steal something from either 1(Luffy) or 5(Jyabura). Does he succeed? Lucci would try to steal Luffy's heart again by making a romantic dinner and yes he will 9)3(Kaku) throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did he invite? Zoro so that they'll make out on the couch and they'll do one on one 10) All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well? Give details. Luffy would be hit on the head by Lucci lot of time because he'll try to steal the other's food,Kaku and Jya would argue on the last piece of meat only to have it nickered by Paulie 11)Mysteriously, 1(Luffy) dies. 3(Kaku) and 5(Jyabura) are the only ones around. How do they react? They would panick because they would be the only one to break the new to Lucci and he'll went mad on them and probably kill them 12)3(Kaku) gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen? He had been jumping from roof to roof and he slipped on a pool of water 13)2(Lucci) tries to get a job with the help of 3(Kaku) and 4(Paulie). How did that go? Kaku would make Lucci's CV and Paulie would discuss it with Iceburg and Lucci would only have to be at the interview and coax Iceburg to take him in 14)3(Kaku) or 4(Paulie) decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did he leave? Paulie would stubble into the alleys to escpape the debts collectors 15)1(Luffy)wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice! Luffy would always sleep with Lucci 16)A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image. Jya would create a world were the dogs are the better and the cats are loosers 17)Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you for something that they have always wanted. 2.Lucci:Hmm!?It's over?Can I go screw my Luffy now?*grab Luffy and lead him to a random room* 3.Kaku:Would ya write a secound ZoroKaku story? Me:I'll try,if I got some ideas :D 4.Paulie:RAH!!!PUT SOME CLOTHES ON SHAMEFUL WOMAN!!!!*blushes* Me:Nah!Far too lazy plus this is my pajamas XD 5.Jyabura*is drinking sake*Want some? Me*nod head*I like sake even thought I'm underage to drink 7th Round 1.Luffy 2.Lucci 3.Kaku 4.Paulie 5.Jyabura 1)Asleep, 2(Lucci) or 4(Paulie) are dreaming of their most pleasant childhood memory. What is it about? Paulie dreams about the first travel of the Puffing Tom 2)However, 5(Jyabura) continues to toss and turn, haunted by their childhood nightmare! What scared them as a child? He is dreaming of everyone beating him while in his trainee year 3)2(Lucci) finds a diary with 4(Paulie) name on it. They eagerly read a random page to themselves. What does the entry say? 'I think I got the hot for Lucci...' Lucci*snap diary shut*O_o!I belong to Luffy and Luffy only!_4)3(Kaku) is severely poisoned and is slowly dying. Explain how it happened and if they survive. Kaku mistook a poisoned berry for a blackberry and Chopper is checking over him under Zoro threats to save his lover.Kaku will survive but he'll got the runs 5)A gang of bullies are picking on 4(Paulie). 2(Lucci) or 5(Jyabura) come to their aid but they both get beat up. Why is that? Lucci was the one picking on Paulie,Paulie was Shiganed and Lucci got punched by Luffy 6) A character of your choice is just learning how to control their powers/gifts. Luffy is training his Haki with Lucci watching over his lover 7)In an alternate universe, there exists an opposite version of 1(Luffy), 3(Kaku), and 5(Jyabura). Pick one and explain their looks and personality. The opposite of Luffy would exactly look like Luffy but he would be more serious and polite than Luffy,and he would be a Marine or a CP9 agent 8)3(Kaku) tries to make 4(Paulie) their apprentice. They soon discover that teaching them ends with failure. Why is that? Paulie is too prude to go out with a woman or a man 9)In a cave or woods, 2(Lucci) or 5(Jyabura) are passing the time by training. Give detail on their skills. Lucci would train the strenght of his blow on Jya while wolfboy would try to use more attack while using 'Tekkai' 10)All of the Characters decide to either sit at the beach or take a long drive in a jeep. Does this little trip go smoothly? Give details. Luffy would bother everyone by saying over and over 'Are we there yet?',Jya and Kaku would snore on the backseat,Paulie would slightly snooze and Lucci would try to keep himself from killing everyone and hitting Luffy 11)2(Lucci) is finally dead and is sent to either heaven or hell. Where do they end up? Why? Lucci would go to Hell because he killed to many people 12)5(Jyabura) decides to make breakfast for 1(Luffy). What did they make? Is 1 satisfied? Jya can't cook so he'll burn everything he made and Luffy wouldn't be satisfied because of the holes he got in the stomach 13)3(Kaku) and 4(Paulie) decide to become bandits and rob people as they head into the forest. They happen to rob 1(Luffy). Do they succeed? Unless they want to die as they try to rob Luffy's hat,no! 14)All of the Characters have fallen into the past and are now children once again. They are playing hide-and-go-seek. What child is doing the seeking? Where are the children hiding? Why can't they find the last child? It's Luffy that is doing the seeking,Paulie and Lucci are easily found as they were bickering while hiding in the closet but Kaku is the best hidden because he is up in a tree 15)In an alternate universe, 1(Luffy) happens to be the servant of A character of your choice. What must they do? Luffy is Paulie's French Maid :D 16)Its almost valentines days, A random character gives a gift to A character of your choice. What did they give them? Are they grateful? Kaku gave Jya a big kiss on the cheek with a bottle of the best saké,Jya is contented 17)Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to give you some "light" criticism on the stories that feature them. 2.Lucci:Write more of smexy delicious Lemon with me and Luffy X3 Me:O_o Okay... 3.Kaku:Would ya write a second ZoroKaku for me? Me:Of course...If I got ideas -_- 4.Paulie:RAH!!!SHAMEFUL WOMAN!!WRITING SHAMEFUL STORIES FOR SHAMEFUL PEOPLE!!! Me:How would YOU know that I write those kind of stories? 5.Jyabura*snore and snap awake*Whut?It's my turn to say something? Me:-_- go back to sleep I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE OR USED TO TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS , so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S(not A's but good marks), so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG(in my way), so I MUST be naive. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN(too much sun) so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a CROSSDRESSER(in my cosplay), so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a kilt. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every Man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT(more like a little top hat) when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love teaand Cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet:Past, present, and future. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER(more than one), so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist I'm FRENCH so I must have tasted SNAILS and FROG LEGGS and liked it! I'm a PACIFIST so I MUST be a peace-loving Hippy thing. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. |
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