See? I made it in Wednesday! I missed updating in time, but I did this time!

So how have you all been? I've been great myself, I got into Glee recently and now I'm in season 2. Kurt and Sue never fail to crack me up. And also True Blood. Awesome series, but very... um, graphic. How was you weekend? How were your things?

Let's leave that for later and move on, as I believe the pirate king has something to say to all of us...

Dear Authors,

There aren't a lot of D carriers in the world. I know many of them, and they're certainly not teenage girls with perfect curves or boys who have all the devil fruits. I believe that's not physically possible.

Stop inventing crazy new D carriers.

On the other hand, I'm a man of action. The Pirate King himself. Why am I in so few stories? Only two pages! As king of the previous pirate age, I demand modifications immediately.

Sincerely, Gol D. Roger

AN: For those who seeked the story from last chapter, it's called "Mute". You may find it in my favorites.

See you all next week!