Hello I'm Acro111 your online mom, your author of stories, and your annoyingly-long-author-updates-between-long-hiatuses. What's the point of profiles anymore? I don't know, but am I still going to update mine like people care? Probably.

FAQ:

Are you still writing?:

YES! Nothing could make me stop. However, I'm not the "I have all the free time in the world" 7th grader I started as. I'm in college, working on getting a new job, DMing a DnD group, and just being an adult in general. I am constantly thinking about my fanfics and hoping to finish all the unfinished ones.

Do you have a tumblr?:

Yes, I'm also on Tumblr, though I don't post any fanfics over there.

Can I use some annoyances for my own annoying story?

YES! JUST BE SURE TO CREDIT THE OWNER!! (I do not own all the annoyances)

Why don't you update anymore?

It's not that I don't update...I just don't update as often as I used to...Ya know? I used to update several times a day. But I was also in middle/high school where I had the time and the freedom to do so. Now I'm an adult. Like a literal, actual adult. One that has a job, goes to school (that I have to PAY for), and has to live on my own. I still LOVE writing fanfictions, any time I have a free second it is on my mind, but I just don't have the time to write. Okay, that's a lie, I occasionally have time to write, I just don't have the time, nor the patience, to write to my standards (shockingly, my standards are pretty high, even if my writing doesn't show that).

But y'all…I am...so close. So close to graduating. So close to leaving this horrible chapter of my life behind.

Do you have AO3?

Yes! This year I broke down and finally got an AO3 account. There's a few plot bunnies I've posted over there, and I will eventually Post Phoenix Malfoy over there. But for now, it's pretty bare.

Current Stories

Easy Ways to Annoy Dimentio: Probably the longest running fic I've done. It follows authors Acro and Icefox as they annoy their maybe favorite Super Paper Mario villain, Dimentio.

Phoenix Malfoy/Weasley: (CURRENTLY UNDER RECONSTRUCTION) Base story follows Draco's long lost twin sister.

A Hundred Ways to Love You: General Nora and Mayor Hancock as they fall in love

Stories on Hiatus

Slender's Students: (will eventually return to) Follows victims of the Slender Sickness and the proxies under the tutelage of the Slenderman.

Dimentio We're Back!: (Permanently on Hiatus, will never return to) A SYOC story/competition between fans of Acro and Icefox's shenanigans.

Wakey Wakey Michael: (Permanently on Hiatus, will never return to) Pretty much just stories some friends and I came up with over text like "huh, I idolize this horrible killer, I'm going to live with them now".

The Rat of Bloodstone: (on hiatus) Follows the former sidekick of the late Hero Queen of Albion. Left behind, tricked into an eternal debt, and isolated from society, the Rat of Bloodstone struggles to move on from her past with the late Hero Queen.

Finished Stories

For Four Years: Acro reflects on her four years of being on fanfiction.

History repeats itself: Gift for user Dimentio56

One Year: Acro celebrates her first year being on fanfiction.

Kathleen Krueger: Twin sister to Katherine Krueger. There's something sinister and supernatural about her. She's inherited a little too much of her father's mean streak.

Dimentio's Past: What was Dimentio like before the game? Let's take a peek at one possible life.

Writing in my Love's Diary: Mimi is curious at Dimentio's actions towards her.

Make a Wish: Cutesy love story between Dimentio and Mimi.

Late Night Comfort: SS/Hancock one shot

An Open Case: The Sole Survivor nearly met Nick Valentine before the bombs fell

Phoenix Malfoy: After the War: A one shot of the new Phoenix Malfoy Story post Wizarding War

Story Ideas

Jurassic Park

The Sara Webb Series

The Photographer: Sara was invited to take pictures of the scientists and the rich man's grandkids viewing the park, she ended up on the most traumatic adventure anyone would experience in 65 million years.

The Preserver: Sara survived Jurassic Park, she got a nice check to keep her quiet and thought that was that...Until John Hammond comes to her with a plan to preserve his second island...wait...there's a second island?!

The Mainland Guide: Sara runs into Dr. Alan Grant at a college event and is invited to his dig site. She agrees to take pictures of the dig in order to help garner support and donations for him. Then, when Dr. Grant and his attractive teaching-student go missing, Sara has to dig into who exactly these mysterious Kirby Enterprise people are, and hopefully prevent a disaster

The Social Media Manager: Sara thought her days of dinosaurs were behind her, she's a single mother now with a son in college, but when she's approached nearly twenty years later to head the social media team of the new Jurassic World, how could she resist? But she should have known better than to trust the chaos of the islands of death.

The Protector: Sara helps Claire run D.P.G. providing her photographs as ways to garner support for their cause, but when her son, Franklin, is asked to go to the island, Sara has to step up once more, and return to the place where it all began.

Alice in Wonderland

The Story Weaver: Alice's orphaned granddaughter grew up hearing stories about Wonderland, but that's all she thought they were...stories...until she tumbles head first into Wonderland and meets people who know her family and have the answers for her, whether she wants to hear them or not. Series of one-shots where Alyss meets the underlings of Wonderland

HEY BTW I'll update on here every so often to tell you what's going on in my life.

SO YEAH

2011

6/17: LAST DAY OF MIDDLE SCHOOL!!! GUNNA BE A FRESHMAN (woman) NEXT YEAR *is so nervous she's shaking*

7/5: Well I missed the fourth so happy late fourth of july! I'M AS HAPPY AS A KID IN WONKA'S FACTORY!!!

10/23: I'm now 15, in highschool and things are going great!

11/24: Happy Thanksgiving! If you're not in the United States...Happy 24th of November! lol, Phoenix Malfoy is finished and "Little Birds kids: the next generation" is up! Hope you check it out!

12/18: I'm so sorry I haven't updated ANYTHING! I need to, I really need to, but I most likely won't be able to till...I want to say January 16th...I'm sorry!

2012

1/2: EwtaD picture Easy Ways To Annoy Dimentio

3/22: My English teacher found out I write FanFiction and she said she may interview me for her college essay on students picking their own topics (or something like that)

5/5:Feliz Cinco de Mayo!!!

5/14: OH MAH GOSH I FINISHED THE PICTURE!!! Dimentio We're Back

7/5: I. Am. Alive.

11/17: ATTENTION HARRY POTTER READERS!!! I am re-doing Phoenix Malfoy and I've got a TON of chapters for the Next Generation (I just need to upload them) The original Phoenix Malfoy will be put on my DeviantART and the new one will be put up here. Read it here!

2013

1/4: 13 weeks and 3 days. I've been able to survive for 13 weeks and 3 days alone...good or bad?

2/6: Seems I've been here for 3 years...Whoop!

2/16: Dove came over and I have a few new annoyances...come on people...look at your life...there's got to be something that annoys you...don't take other ideas or expand on ideas we've done!!!

4/6: Hey Creepypasta readers Gotta sneak peek picture up on DeviantART Slenderman vs. Zalgo

9/12: I have no excuse for not posting at all this summer. A "friend" of mine, used me over summer break, and because of it-I really have no...feelings for writing...I will continue to write as long as it continues to make people smile...when I'm upset I have to make other people happy-I don't know why I just do...So...I'm gunna pick up in my writing...it'll just be slow...

2014

1/31: I've decided to do something I promised myself not to do. And that is, not update. I will not update if the only reviews I get is "more". I won't. "more" does not help me in anyway see what you guys want, it doesn't tell me what you think. So I've decided to stop updating until people learn to add a few more words to their vocab.

6/28: Wow i've been really inactive here...but I have been writing so...if anyone is still out there, don't worry.

8/9: Soooo I finally finished redoing Phoenix Malfoy and the sequel is once again up and it's been FOUR YEARS SINCE EWTAD BECAME A THING!!

10/5: I'm turning 18 on the 9th!! I'll be an adult!!

11/15: Sorry for not updating, computer went capoot and I just now got everything back up

12/21: HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!! Hope everyone is safe and happy this holiday season!

2015

1/10: I've been on Fanfiction for Five years!!! Wow...time flies when you're half active...I've learned a lot about myself...

2/27: Sorry I haven't really been uploading, I've gone through three "winter breaks" now and some...romance (???) is going on right now...so I'm stuck at home and skyping a lot...but I've also been "limited" on my computer time (which is silly since no passwords were changed and I easily changed it back) Anyways...I am busily writing away at...REAL novel...Yup...Acro's story is FINALLY being written...which...unfortunately...means IF I want to publish it...Easy Ways to Annoy Dimentio will either be TAKEN DOWN or Acro will be REPLACED.

3/6: Sorry I know I said I would upload in classes buuuuut yeah...senioritis...uhm, plus my set up at school is weird now...I can either use my mouse and keyboard or my mouse and flash drive or my keyboard or flash drive but not all three...Sooo until it's fixed I'm kinda stuck...I COULD write at home but so much is going on and I'm a lazy person...sooooooo yeah...But I'm not going away...Been here five years...I don't plan on leaving soon. The story's not over.

4/6: It's been a month and I still haven't uploaded anything...and I really do apologize...I think my depression may be coming back (???) and I really hope it doesn't...but I've just been...over thinking everything lately...and it's been making me really upset...and eating and hygiene are kinda just...bleh...and...yeah...not to mention someone from real life found my account...so I'm really hesitant to upload...

6/11: So sorry the updates have been nonexistent. I'm graduating High School and everything is catching up and becoming...different. So much has happened the past four months and...wow...

7/25: So I graduated and I'm now going to college for computer programming (??? not what I signed up for but the lady there was adamant???) Anyways. I'm redoing Phoenix Malfoy (again) one chapter at a time, mixing the book and movie universes and straightening out a few things (consistency errors the romantic plot line, stuff like that)

10/12: I'm 19 now...A new chapter of Phoenix Weasley was supposed to be out like two weeks ago, however my files got erased. However, I now have a laptop and am in the process of moving things to it. So Hopefully I will be able to write more.

2016

2/6: So I've been on here for six years...haven't really been active the past two though...

4/19: Due to anonymous Hate and Spam I'm (regretfully) turning Anon-reviews to Moderate. Which-if you don't have an account-means I can simply delete your reviews when they come in. And-considering I check my fanfiction email several times a day-those leaving the comments will be deleted within the 36 hours I have to look at it.

12/30: I was going to update over break a bunch...but...my dog of 14 years passed away...I've got no motivation to do anything

2017

4/16: It's been a while! I've been rewriting some things and mostly just drawing. College sucks. I don't care what people tell you. You get more freedom in college, yes, but the work load sucks. There are days where I just want to curl up in a ball and sleep but I can't. It also doesn't help that I haven't had a day off in over a month. This is actually my first weekend off and it's a holiday so I can't even write. But, aside from drama drama drama, things are going good.

5/24: So we got a new home computer, the old one is in my room but i can't connect to the internet. So I have to transfer everything to my laptop since I don't have an account on the new computer.

2018

12/6: College sucks. I have no motivation to do anything. I started another rendition of Phoenix Malfoy that will hopefully be the last. I really like how this one has come out, so hopefully you all will too. Perhaps I should put the first few chapters up to tease it a little...

2019

2/12: Okay, okay, so...I have the first year of the new Phoenix Malfoy out. I have saved the entirety of the old story on my home computer (It was like 400 some odd pages I think). And I think I'm just going to post it and see how that goes.

4/23: I know I said I'd get Chamber of Secrets out by March, but I got to chapter four of it and realized it sucked, so I'm going back and editing it. So it may be another month or so before Phoenix Malfoy is updated.

8/26: I realized I didn't tell you guys I got into a car accident back on Mother's Day. Having memory problems and a lot of lingering pain. I have written and rewritten the second year of Phoenix Malfoy five times. I think I finally got a good outline going so I hope to upload more soon.

12/3: I finally have a version of Phoenix Malfoy year 2 that I like, so I hope to work on that a little over winter break. Look forward to it you guys!

2020

2/4: I have been on fanfiction for over ten years. I had planned on writing something to commemorate that, but I have something else in store...

5/28: I am...so tired. All the time. From everything.