251) Cheesy new years resolutions (CHECK)

252) Deadpool breaks fourth wall! (Deadpool approved)

253) WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?

254) HEY BAWN BAWN!

255) Talk with your mouth full

256) only reply with "Not since the accident"

257) Use old western slang

258) Keep your eyes closed and insist you must smell/lick everything to see it

259) Throw rice at him and call them "friendliness pellets"

260) Talk/sing call me maybe

TWO HUNDRED FIFTY THREE: SOUP STORE!

Dimentio trapped Ewtad in a box, he pulled out the phone the girls gave him and quickly dialed Icefox's number. It rang three times, Ewtad began banging on the sides of the box, his teeth sharpening as he yelled. Thankfully Dimentio's boxes were soundproof-for the most part. Icefox answered after the third ring, "Hello?" Dimentio checked to make sure she actually answered.

Icefox sounded half muffled, "Hey, what's up?"

Dimentio glanced back at Ewtad whose skin began to drip with ink and glitter. He was starting to look less cute and more disturbing the more he was trapped. "I need your help." he said, he turned away from Ewtad and gripped his hair, distressed, "Can you come here?" he pleaded.

Icefox shuffled something around. "I can't. I'm buying clothes." she said as-a-matter-of-factually.

Dimentio sighed, "Alright, well hurry up and come over here." He kept his back to Ewtad.

"I can't find them."

Dimentio paused, his fingers and eyes twitching with frozen annoyance. "What do you mean you can't find them?" he asked incredulously.

"I can't find them." Icefox said as if it were obvious, "There's only soup." Dimentio pulled back his phone in disbelief.

"What do you mean "there's only soup"?" He asked, puttin the phone back up to his ear.

"It means there's only soup." Icefox said slowly, as if she were explaining something to a child.

"Well then get out of the soup aisle!" Dimentio shouted.

"Alright, you don't have to shout at me!" Dimentio could hear noises in the background and believed Icefox had moved out of the food aisle. "There's more soup!"Icefox shouted, Dimentio pulled his phone back wincing.

Dimentio landed roughly on his feet, "What do you mean "there's more soup"?!" he shouted.

"There's just more soup!"

"Go into the next aisle!" Dimentio pinched the bridge of his nose.

There was more silence on the other side as Icefox moved around. "There's still soup!" She was beginning to sound lost.

"Where are you right now?!" Dimentio shouted, his box shattered with his lost concentration. Frightened, he teleported to Flipside.

"I'm at soup!" Icefox shouted back, "Stop yelling at me!"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"?!" Dimentio ignored her plea.

"I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!" Icefox shouted back.

"WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!" Dimentio could feel his voice getting raw and people were giving him odd stares.

"I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!" Icefox screamed.

"WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!"