Hi everybody! If you want to know a little about me, that really cool, creative, tough, awesome girl, here is your chance!

I go by a few different names... Primarily Cee and Charissa, but you can also call me Saramus and Jitterbug. ]

Well, I'm your typical human girl... NOT. I'm what you call weird, and I'm darn right proud of it! I can be really random at times, or what I call, spazz-tastic! I'm also very...insanely(as in having no common sense) smart, as people put it, and very creative! (I sort my ideas from regular lightbulbs to twisty lightbulbs! XD) I like things most kids my age don't like, but I don't really care! I enjoy what I like, and wouldn't give it up for the world! For the record, I consider myself to be a little tough, as I have made it through a lot of hardships in the past, but I've hardened myself, and learned to bounce back and be strong! I've also learned to look on the bright side of life too! I absolutely love my friends and family, and would do anything for them, even die! Well, not for the friends who are just posers who want help, ahem, answers to their tests. I have a lot of issues, and a lot of faults, but I try to be happy and push through, because I know I'm better than what some jerks tell me! So, I'm pretty much your extraordinary human girl... Yes...don't suspect that I'm part alien... -shifty eyes- ...Well, to know more about me, read on!!

Name: Charissa (Pronounced Ca-ris-sa.) When people say CHArissa as in CHArity, it pisses me off greatly. xD It's Charissa, like Karissa.

Favorite color: red and black. (they go quite nicely together too! :))

age: 14 ( November 29, 1996)

location: Houston, Texas

Fave things: Transformers, anime, a good report card, video games, fun, a good book, anything scary (as long as it doesn't try to kill or eat me), God, Autobots, family, my BFFF Rio, pets, randomness. and rpg'ing.

Dislikes: Some school activities (ahem, MATH), Satan, beets (those things look odd), posers (can you say: LOSER), bullies (TERRY RIVERA: FRAG YOU!!), Decepticons (Uh, scary! Me no like evil!), rapists, perverts, criminals, and IDIOTS. (I absolutely hate people who are smart, but decided they don't wish to act like it.)

I am only afraid of three things: Spiders (It's a long story), getting electrocuted (Also a long story), and people who look at me darkly and say, "I'm going to kill you slowly and painfully!!" (That is ALSO a long story. XD)

fave books: Transformers:Ghosts of Yesterday, Transformers: The Official Movie Novel, Transformers: The Ultimate Guide, Witch Child, and Sweet Ms. Honeywell's Revenge, the Bible, and comics.

my fave movies: Transformers (1980's cartoon movie...and the new live action ones as well.), Silent Hill, Willard, The Thirteenth Year, The Fourth kind, Paranormal Activity, passion of the Christ,

fave shows: Transformers(all of them), InuYasha, Fullmetal Alchemist, Animal Cops, Scare Tactics, Family Guy, American Dad, Bleach, Death Note, South park, Futurama, the jeff Dunham Show, Robot Chicken

Fave Machinima: Red vs. Blue, Civil Protection, and Freeman's Mind
(Machinimia's are awesome! Go check them out! The three I like are VERY FUNNY! I love HALO, but I don't ever really have a chance to play Half Life... But Freeman's Mind is soooooooo funny! XD Go check those out!!)

Go check out Nostaligia Critic and Bum Reviews! That crap is hilarious! (Ooh, if you like TFs, go and look up Nostalgia Critic's review for TF 2: ROTF)

my fave video games: Any transformer games, Half Life and HL: 2, The Silent Hill series, Trauma Center, HALO, Kingdom Hearts, Left 4 Dead, Bully, Sonic games, Kingdom Hearts series, any war game, and Final Fantasy series

Fave bands/singers: Nightwish, The Used, My Chemical Romance, Aiden, Senses Fail, Breaking Benjamin, Pillar, Asking Alexandria, Avenged Sevenfold, Jack Off Jill, Paramore, Metallica, Slayer, Skillet, and Andrew W.K.! :D I also love to listen to classical and techno music!

Oooh, I LOVE techno/trance music! My fave songs are: Beautiful Day, Everytime We Touch, and Oh Oh Oh Sexy Vampire. "Now, the only reason that I like that song is because of the beat. I would not let a vampire drink my blood, no matter how sexy he is. That's just...freaking stupid. WHO WOULD DO THAT!? So, don't take me for one of those chicks who would let a vampire bite her and is a total fanatic for Twilight... Because I'm not. I juts like the beat of that song. Got it?

My theme song: I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin (FTW) AND... When I AM QUeen by Jack Off Jill (I do not like that band, but I find that song rather intriguing...even though it is very dark and creepy! o.O)

Heyas! if you ever wanna talk, just let me know! I will gladly meet up with you in an awesome chat room sometime!

Fave holiday: Christmas and Halloween ( I can't decide! I like dressing up!) Christmas though...People have forgotten the meaning of what it is. It's not about tres, decorations, and presents... It's about God. So take some time and celebrate Christmas the way it's supposed to be celebrated!

hobbies: I love to paint, write stories, draw, and collect Transformers

Fave type of art: pastels

Religion: Agnostic

dream jobs: I'mn not really sure about this... I sort of want to be an F-22 pilot, but...I'm kinda fraked out by airplanes now; a K-9 force officer, or a psychologist. Now, no matter what job I have, I will strive to become a international sensation as an electric guitarist in a hardcore rockband..called the Broken Angels! :D Seriously. I will. Just look for it in a few years... XD

fave animal: All of them, except for spiders. (sees a tiny spider and back away in fear...) AGGGGH! NO! (shoots it) Heh heh...Stupid spider. (turns around and sees Blackarachnia.) O...M...G. (passes out.) XD

pets: 4 dogs, Misty, Haley, Bitsy, and Harley; and 1 cat, Bootsie!

fave food: I kinda like healthy stuff nowadays!

my motto: Perseverance is the key to a life brimming with success!

my favorite sayings: Those that you truly love never really leave. They live on in the way they cared, shared, and made us happy.
Anonymous
If you aren't at least a little bit depressed, then you don't know what's going on in the world. Pete Wentz
The dark is always at its darkest before the dawn!
Friendship is the golden thread that is strung through all of our hearts. Anonymous
Glaring nurses restrain a screaming man to a hospital bed
Nurse:Sir, we HAVE to restrain you!
Man: I SWEAR I didn't take it out! I have no IDEA as to how it got out!!
Nurse: Sir, catheters don't come out of you on their own!! (That seriously happened when my grandma went to the hospital!! XD)

WHy did I take the time to do all of this? One reason... I WAS BORED. ;)

Alright, here is some really random stuff that I found. Enjoy!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, HyperactivleyBored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese, rubyredhott92, Andrazuria, animaluvr3, AutobotGirl6

If you think homophobes and rapists are the biggest morons to ever set foot on the face of the earth, copy and past this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or visa versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Orlando Bloom said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are a girl who HATES the color pink, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle one of the characters for being so dumb copy and paste this to your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!!

AUTOBOTS! If you are on the side of the righteous Autobots paste this onto your profile!

If you have a little bit of Decepticon in you, paste this onto your profile!

If you see spirits in your home, C&P this onto your profile!

If you are insane but intellegent, put this in your profile!

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you think that if girls should rule the world and it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you know several people who deserve to be hated as much as Mary-Sues, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love all the "copy and paste this into your profile" sentences...COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you think Brittany Spears deserved what she got, but deep down you feel a little sympathy, but soon realize its just gas, copy this into your profile.

If you are crying over not getting to watch your favorite shows because of the Writers' Strike, copy this into your profile and add your name. Chaos_Huntress, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Lillith Black, Darkness Sierra, AutobotGirl6

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are crazy and pround of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this if you like the most annoying songs in the world (hampster dance, Numa Numa song, crazy frog)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever tried to fly without a plane or any other flying machine/type thing, and SUCCEEDED, copy and paste this into your profile

9 Things I Hate About People:

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it, too." Darn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look," Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their butts!

5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No loser, I paid 12 dollars to come to the cinema and stare at the darn floor.

6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" ...Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the heck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, retard?

Stuff I Fell For:

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

: Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever aimlessly pop into other people's accounts at random, just to copy their stuff into your profile, just because you're bored and have nothing better to do, or you do it for fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered if you already copied something into your profile that you happened to come across but didn't know because you've copied so many things, copy this into your profile.

If you have the problem written above and think you might have multiple copies of something, copy this into your profile.

If you're scared/angry of time because you know that it likes to torture you by going by really slowly when your bored and really quickly when your having fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a nervous breakdown because you cut off the tag on the matress that says do not remove, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting things copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have over 30 'copy-and-pastes' in your profile copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

Rock 'n' roll's still alive! It will never be replaced by hip-hop and rap no matter how much those guys try to convince us they're better! If you agree with this, copy and paste this into your profile for the sake of rock 'n' rollers like me!

No one's perfect. If you know and like that your not perfect. Copy this to your profile.

If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't add this to your profile.

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you want child abuse to STOP, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
(Post this on your profile if you hate racism.)

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

Even when you cant see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangel some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that Darth Maul is like, the best Star Wars bad guy in the movies (besides Darth Vader of course), copy and paste!

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

If you think that Spidey should've kept the black suit in Spider-Man 3, just got control over the evilness, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both... copy this into your profile.

If you think that Ironman kicked butt in the latest movie, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care, copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

that he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its much too late now

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you actually gasped/screamed when the story above ended with murdered me, copy and paste this into your profile...

If you love anime, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Transformers Animated shouldn't just come on at 5:00AM and you never get to see it; C&P this inti your profile.

If you cried when an episode of Transformers Animated was replaced with Yugi-Oh, C&P!

If you hate Satan, demons, witchcraft, etc. C&P!!

Losers complain, winners train. If you believe this, C&P!

If you have fallen asleep at school... you know the drill.

If you have a secret crush, C&P!

If you are in Civil Air Patrol C&P!

If you make straight A's C&P!

To let you know, I hate these things too. But this one freaked me out! O_O

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

End of the random dumbness

I say this a lot:

"Dude!"

"Oh slag!"

"IT WASN"T ME!!"

"I am not weird! I'm just... different." -smile-

"Transformers are awesome! I don't care what you think..."

" If I'm so stupid, how come I make A's and you make F's?"

"Freakin awesome!!"

"Sweet!"

"Shut up."

"FRAG IT!"

Today is NOT the day for this shit."

"I'm too young for this..."

"F.Y.I. for your 411!" Hey, I know that's stupid but...

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters I write about, except for the ones I create.

Now, I just want to share something a fellow writer mailed me. I really appreciate this, you know who!:
You are only 12? Seriously? If you are...all I can say is you are AWESOMELY SMART!! Your stories are better than high schoolers for cryin out
loud. Thanks and I wish you the best with everything you do.
Thank you so much, you don't know how happy this made me feel! :D

Future Stories: TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK!

(Transformers) Haleymus Prime vs. Mistytron:
I was watching my chihuahuas wrestle, and it reminded me of Optimus and Megatron. So, read along as a story of the two techno-organic dog-mech leaders of the AutoPups and DeceptiDogs fight against eachother from Dogtron to Earth and back!
SNEAK PEEK:
A smirk formed on Mistytron's faceplates. "You are such an idiot, sister." Haleymus stared back in shock. "Sister...why? You used to have a spark full of pure goodness... Now, you have formed the DeceptiDogs..." Mistytron turned her nose up in the air. "I don't believe in the AutoPup moral anymore." She tried not to cry at the pitiful look on her sister's faceplates. "I am sorry. I must part now Haleymus Prime. And next time we meet...we shall be enemies." She trotted away, leaving her poor little sister alone and sorrowful. "Mistytron... I love you...dear sister."

(Transformers) The Talent Show:
The rivaling factions go against eachother in a battle to the death-- a hilarious talent show!
PREVIEW:
"Pfft! Singing The Touch!?" Megatron smirked at his arch rival. "And what are you going to do? Wear a pretty pink tutu?" Optimus hissed back. "No, I have a secret weapon!" "Yeah, it's a FRILLY pink tutu..." "SHUT UP!!"

(Fullmetal Alchemist) The Amethyst Alchemist:
A new hero that uses alchemy shows up. She is a young girl who is clad in purple and shining purple stones-- the Amethyst Alchemist! Will this strange new hero save the world from destruction alongside the Elric brothers? And will she fall for the handsome Edward Elric?
PREVIEW:
Ed stared at the girl in awe. She was so...beautiful and sexy. She wore an eye mask that had sparkling amethyst stones pasted all over it. Her eyes were a shining hazel. Her shining blonde hair was pulled back into a ponytail. She wore a sleveless purple top with fingerless gloves that came up to her elbows, a transmutation circle imprinted on the palm. She wore a large glittering belt pasted with more stones. Her leggings were very short, showing off her curvy legs. She had glittering high heel purple boots made with even more stones. She looked to be about his age. Then, she turned around and waved. "Hi there! I'm the Amethyst Alchemist!"

(Transformers) G1 meets Animated:
What will happen when the oldest and the newest Transformers visit eachother in alternate demensions?
Preview:
"At least I don't look as if I swallowed a fragging brick!" G1 Optimus Prime growled.
"At least I don't look as if I'm on mech steroids!" Animated Optimus Prime hissed back.
The G1 and Animated Bumblebees looked at eachother helplessly. There was going to be a LOT of tension around here...

(Transformers) My One and Only Wish:
All Psiren (Si-ren) wants is to become an Autobot in the army. Every day, she is horribly mistreated by many because of her size and her gender. But when a fellow bot horribly betrays her, Psiren must make a difficult descision-- remain an Autobot, or become a Decepticon...
Preview:
Psiren stared at the demented leader of the Decepticons, Megatron. Then she stared back at her current leader, Optimus Prime. She grimaced. "I'm sorry, Prime. I can't take being an Autobot anymore." She turned on her heel and slowly walked to Megatron. "Yes, my pretty little femme..." He hissed. "You are one of us now."

(Transformers) Dear Brother:
Optimus Prime writes a letter to his dear older brother. All he wants is for him to stop his cruel tyranny. Optimus shares his true feelings with Megatron. '07 movieverse
No preview, because this will be a one shot.

Cynacide
After always eating apple cores, Ryuk is poisoned by cynacide. Crap.
PREVIEW: "I'M GONNA DIE!? HOLY CRAP!" Ryuk stared at Light. "Hey, hand me that apple." Light shook his head. "Idiot."

TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF EACH ONE!

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