I decided that before I start on adding more chapters to my other stories (I'll update Into Animated in a few days) I'd take a short break and write out these collections of short funny stories. Not sure how many chapters this will have, but it won't be a big one. Anyways, enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters in this story.

(A bit of info before ya start reading the story. For some of the characters in the story might be out of character, but I have to change things around with them so it fits the story. And another thing, this really doesn't take place after any event; its just a random kinda thing.)

Lesson Number One: Never Bet With Megatron

"You sure you want to go through this? I mean, what is the logic in it?" asked a very confused Barricade, watching as his partner, Frenzy, snuck up on Scorpoknock. Frenzy ignored him, his mind focused on the bot a few meters away. Scorpoknock was currently curled up into a ball, sleeping in the middle of the hallway as if he owned the place. This was the perfect time for Frenzy to have his 'plan' put into action, which was more out of boredom.

"3, 2, 1, Gogogo!" Frenzy chattered to himself, then jumped and pounced on Scorpoknock, scaring the poor bot and making him jump about 20 feet into the air, before crashing onto the floor. Letting out a loud screech, he skittered off down the hall at a suprisingly fast speed, jumping wildly and bucking, Frenzy holding onto him from on his back, riding Scorpoknock like how some humans do riding bulls. "Giddyup! Giddyup!" Frenzy cackled madly, hanging on for dear life as Scorpoknock bucked more intensely, zooming off down the hall, right past the other Decepticons, who watched with 'wtf?' expressions on their faces.

"Heh, 20 of my best high grade energon I bet that Frenzy hangs on for 15 more seconds." Starscream snickered. Megatron took this as a challenge.

"10 seconds? Pfft. I bet 50 for 10 seconds." The Decepticon leader said with a smirk of his own. Starscream narrowed his optics at his leader, holding back a growl that threatened to sound. He increased his bet.

"60."

As he increased his bet, so did Megatron. "70."

"80!"

"150." Megatron's smirk grew as Starscream went silent, but then turned into a frown when Starscream wagered even higher.

"200." Now it was Megatron's turn to be silent, and Starscream smirked, sticking his tongue out at him before turning his attention back to Frenzy and Scorpoknock.

As the rest of the bots turned to watch Frenzy, they could see that the little guy was now only hanging onto Scorpoknock by one of his hands, so it wouldn't be long before he fell off. Rambling on about random thing,s Frenzy tried to get a better grip, when the rampaging and bucking Scorpoknock used his tail to smack Frenzy off, sending the poor little bot flying, and crashing right into the wall, causing some of the D-cons to flinch.

"Ooooh, thats gata hurt." Blackout mumbled. And, the time Frenzy stayed on:

10 seconds.

Starscream's jaw dropped, red optics wide. He just lost 200 of his best high grade energon to Megatron. "Well, looks like I won the bet, again." Megatron said, amused by the defeated look of his second in command gave him, and also annoyed look.

"Slaggin, frack faced, son of a glitch mouse." The seeker growled.

Looks like Megatron not only beats poor Starscream in battle, but also in bets.

Kinda makes ya wonder how well he would do in Los Vegas.