OK...So no one thought of mentioning that i'd accidently uploaded the same story twice? No one? damn! ALSO!!!!! -- IF IT SAYS COMPLETE, THE STORY IS COMPLETE.

I have removed 3 of my stories. Why? I don't see them getting completed any time soon, so Beatnick, Corresponding and My World Revolves around you, are gone for now whilst i work one some Drarry, though my Sasunaru is coming back :) thanks.

I'm 19 now...i feel so old.

One small note for the many: I have realised that a LOT of men are actually very...uncomfortable with being near gay men or talking to one. what has occured is this. Men think about sex (according to scientists) every 11 seconds. Weird and almost impossible but apparently true. anyway, i have realised that anything can trigger images of sex, like today on a train i saw two lesbians and *bam* MY BRAIN HAD THE WEIRSTEST MENTAL IMAGE... (though i always daydream about that stuff anyway so only my friend found me weird).Anyways, men have it almost programmed into them to think of sex, so if they aren't gay, and they see a gay man, their brain automatically sends them into sex mode and they imagine that man having sex...get it? Because this struck me on the train. and i wanted to share my idea :D xxx

I have realised there are a few stages in the fandom realm when you are a devoted reader and the first is going from hetro to homo when reading, the yaoi fangirls/boys strike with the obsession. It then becomes impossible for you to read Hetro when you have become insanely attached to the idea of a boyXboy romance. The after a few years you learn you AN read a hetro but you'll probably always prefer Yaoi. :P http:// / works/ 247829/chapters/382598

I AM A SASUNARU ADDICT! I LOVE SASUNARU, YULLEN AND SESSINU TO THE CORE!! Now i know your thinking, why the incest in the last one? Well it's the characters. The reason i have those pairing is becuase i love having on silent, strong, broody yet very goodlooking man and one overly happy, shorter, bright, if not cute of average looking guy as the uke. Now...For Sasunaru fans you will understand that sometimes you get angry when people try but Naruto on the top? Well i have fallen into their trap. I realised why can't the broody, rude, angry, uptight guy...become shyer in bed, blush more in private and take it up the ass? Yeah well i'm going to make Naruto (Just once...i think) the tall, charasmatic, cheerful, sexy, tan, man and Sasuke our smaller, pale, grumpy but willing Uke. If you also feel the same about the whole Sour and Sweet couple tell me! I love a chat.

04/06/2011 - planning to go to Draco/Harry romance soon :D xx

OK PEOPLE..., i get that in some stories you have to have a guy with a girlfriend or wife slowly turning into a gay for someone he's known for a while like Harry falling for Draco though he's married to Ginny. Which is all fine. A part of the plot, supposed to make you want to read more. BUT! I did not click on a Yaoi story, no matter how good it is, to read Harry Ginny material in every chapter until the last one when Harry finally snaps for Draco. I can deal with males and females being together via word of mouth but i hate it when people slip in them having sex...it's not the point really. It's ok when you build up Harry and Draco's tension around Harry's falling marriage (or who ever the story is about) but... don't add heterosexual sex scenes into a homosexual story, it just ruins it really (unless it's necessary).

Story stats at the bottom of the page. (not somewere in the middle, if you try read my whole profile you might age faster)

I'm Sasunaru2themax and 17. I love fanfic's of all sorts but i dont watch a lot of anime so a lot of the fanfictions i dont know. I'm mostly for bleach, Naruto, D.grayman, twilight and slam dunk.

If i write a fan fiction thing it's not going to be the best but its just a small part of my imagination being let loose and if you're not keen on it please say so and if you are even better but please keep in mind this is my style and it may not suit your taste...and i sort of suck at writing but i have improved. :D

I love all sorts of crap, listen to anything you play though my favorite song at the moment is Frou Frou - Hear me out, frankmusik - done done and Michael buble - lost , they are all good.

And i think my profile is a little too long... be warned... i stole MOST of it from other peoples profiles... ok maybe it was all of it... :D

Gender: I'm a girl, was born one and have stayed one for as long as i rememeber.

Looks: I'm 5ft 9 and a half, curly long purple hair, brown eyes, baby faced, button nose ect...ok...LARGE... :P

Orientation: I'm going through one of those moments where i thought i was Bi-sexual, and i always have been but 3/4 times i meet a person i'll go for the girl...not that i've met 4 people I want to date, since it's generally only creepy men who ask me out and the one girl who i did get to know quite well, who i sort of fancied, had a girlfriend the whole time. *pout*. :P

What i like to do?: Hit my friends... er... read Yaoi, Fanfictions, all sorts of stuff really, i do athletics in my spare time, height is a hinder. If you look strong or tall they think 'she can throw this far' so i'm currently winning awards for sport. (i can't play it though. And i don't care).

Good qualities?: I'm not sure you are allowed to put good stuff about your self but i'm funny (in non-awkward situations...other wise i suck), stupid (...meh), quite slow i've been told, i have an attention span of 4 seconds(Thats probably bad), i can listen but if i tilt my head you've lost me. I read too many books, but it increases my vocab and i have a thing for mens with 6 packs, yes, the beer. though i'm not sure thats good. :)

Bad stuff: I am obsessed with Yaoi, sometimes i forget to sleep becuase i'm reading something my Sakuragi Yaya, (Tea for two) Yum! I have currently dragged in 2 friends, Tash and Meg, my victims, they have 200 diffectent SasuNaru downloads on thier pc. :) oh and i'm the type who never shuts up and has giggle fits with a very loud laugh, every 5 minutes.

Music? eh?:

er... a lot really but it would have to be

Takethat, Coldplay, Snow patrol, Linkin park, Korn, Eveness, Red Hot Chilli Peppersz, Good Charlotte, Avenged Sevenfold, Guns 'n Roses, Within' Temptation,H.I.M, simple plan, Frou Frou, Jordin Sparks, DJ boonie, all RNB and Kerang really. :)

Book?

Twilight series (ONLY THE FECKIN' BOOKS)!! Manga and Yaoi, Skulduggery pleasent, Darren shan series, all of his books as well.

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS:

lEMON: lOTS AND LOTS OF SEX

lIME: REFRENCES TO SEX AND SOME TOUCHING

FLUFF: CUTE STORY WHICH IS ALL FLUFFY (HENCE FLUFF)

PWP: PORN WITHOUT PLOT.

MPREG:...WELL... ITS A MALE PREGNANCY REALLY.

You have no idea how many of my friends ask me about this sort of stuff. it's so funny. :D

And then God said, "John, come forth, and receive eternal life..." But John came fifth, and got... A toaster.

God: You! Off my planet!

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

That which doesn't kill you... will probably try again

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look too astonished

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

Behind every man there is a good woman, and behind that another man looking at her ass.

They say 1 in every 5 people is Chinese. There are 5 people in my family. Mom, Dad, me, Tom, and Kong Shen Heng. I think it's Tom.

I dream of a better tomorrow where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

When I have a kid, I'm gonna put him in one of those strollers for twins and then run around the mall looking frantic.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. Like Congress.

Whoever said nothing was impossible has obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

Who follows dating protocol anymore? If you like him, STALK him

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

He who laughs last didn't get it.

flying: throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

Favorite line's from fictions:

"Make sure Sasuke doesn't break your heart, cause I'll break his knees." Roommates by Fastforward

"Kid in the room. Hands above the sheets." The Demilitarized Zone by Michelerene

"discussion over, enjoy the couch." For the love of his son by Michelerene

Right...and now you come to my booooring story of the day...all true and cringy...enjoy my pain...

1. Now this might not seem as bad as stories your friends have told you but i have a creaky bra. Girls know that sometimes, if your boobs don't fit well in something or the bra is knew it can creak. I got this new bra, it was so comfy and worked like a pushup even though it said it didn't, anyway, i was sitting with a load of strangers in a room as they asked about what we wanted to do in the future. I know this is weird but they wanted to know, the kids in the room honestly couldn't give a damn. So it comes to my turn to stand up and say what i want to do and as it goes silent i lean onto the table to stand up. Amist all the silence a rather loud and embrasing groan was heard as my bra twisted a little. But you see, this 'groan' came out like a fart...result? I had to explain to the now laughing students it was my bra, and then prove it my twisting around to make it 'fart' once more...not that bad eh? I had another hour with gigling teenagers over my 'trumpy tits'.

2. I have this habbit of when i get excited i sqeal and giggle, so if i eat too much sugar, but you see, if i do that then i go downstairs and my mum asks 'why were you making weird noises' and i reply 'i was excited'...do you see the problem? I didn't until i bloody said it.

Now all this is stolen off someone elses profile hahaha :)

Copy Paste This To Your Profile if You're a Fujoshi!

There are so many people who doesn't know what the differences between Yaoi and Shonen-ai, don't say that you're one of them!

MY STORY INFORMATION!! I WILL NOT UPDATE UNTIL SEPTEMBER DUE TO ME BEING FULLY BOOK FOR AN ENTIRE 3 MONTHS! AND MY 2 WEEK TRIP TO SPAIN WILL BE FILLED WITH WRITING FOR YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY FOR THE INCONVIENENCE!!! :)

My world revolves around you: Chapter 15

Please believe me: I might do an extra... somtime...

Beatnik: Currently editing other stuff but chapter 6 is sort of on it's way...

Corresponding: Currently doing chapter 2...

Ask if you need something. :) XXXXXXXXXXXXX

oh...not sure when...but I have about...300? unfinished stories on my laptop and one day...I will finish a few and upload them...one day.