NOTE: Previous pen-name was 'I'm Gay dammit'

So, here we go...

nickname: Suke, AJ, (Take your pick. XD)

b.o.d: August 08, 1991

age: 20 (although, I started this account when I was 13, i think...)

sex: i'm a girl

orientation: i'm bi...(but there's no halfway to being queer!)

e-mail: pre-cious08@

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Strange Habits: I have a damn speech impediment (Cuz I have retainers...) When given a chance, I can survive with only eating instant cup noodles (my folks hate me for it), I start writing one second and end up not finishing it (i hate myself for it),I put things in my mouth without me knowing it until somebody points it out, I tend to subconciously put the remote on my lips (My brother was shocked when I told him I didn't realize I was doing it.) I think that's it. Knowing myself, I wouldn't count on it.

Likes: Yaoi!! (SASUNARU all the way, baby!), j-music, anime (obviously), reading, sketching and doing all sorts of random shit that makes my family considering the idea of actually disowning me or placing me in a mental institution. PIERCINGS!! I absolutely looove piercings. I have 3 on each ear so far, but I'm planning on getting more. I love my siblings, my two brothers and one sister. I have a twin (Tachi), yes an actual twin and an older brother (Cas) and an older sister (Riza). Tachi and I are the youngest, and we often hang out with our big brother, Cas cuz he's fun to be around with and his laugh is contagious. We don't hang out with Riza much cuz she's always in the library or with her boyfriend, so we just let her be otherwise she'll have a fit.

Dislikes: Onions (god dammit I hate onions), cockroaches (I leaped into our dinning table once I saw one flying my way), spiders (I hate anything that is tiny, crawls and have more than a couple pair of feet and eyes), homophobic people (what's the deal with them?) and I hate the fact that I'm fucking claustrophobic. AND RATS! GAWD, I hate them with a passion! With their beady eyes and buck teeth! Eww!

Note:

I don't usually update too often. I only update my stories when I have time to write them and then actually posting them up. I know a lot of you are fucking pelting me with tomatoes right now, which is alright by me, so I'm sorry. Please bare with me here. I'm running short on inspiration at the moment. Hope you don't kill me just yet. You can well damn do as you please with me and my corpse when I finish my god damn stories. If you want to decapitate me, please fall in line. Good day.

x sasuvonke

I would also like to thank the readers/writers who are all an avid reviewer for my work!

QUOTES!!! (Cuz I love quoting people!) =]

"Go back 20,000 years ago." - Theology Prof.

"... How?" - Me

"What is the effect of Holy Matrimony?" - Theology Prof.

"Babies." - Tachi

"MASH THOSE SPUDS BOY! MASH THEM AS IF YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!" - Tachi

"My fingers can only do so much, Tachi." - Me

"You can't do much more to me, big brother... That sounded wrong, didn't it?" - Me (to my other brother, Cas)

"So you open your notebook just to sniff?" - Me

"Yes! *sniffs* Ahh! The smell of knowledge!" - Tachi

"She got a cute voice, man. I got horny just listening to her, talking about pizzas and everything." - Jay (my cousin)

"That's a big ass antennae! You'd think for a house in Bel Air they'd have cable...They'd been talking to aliens and shit!" - Jay (when he saw our neighbor's roof)

"No! Stop! Go back! We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!" - Cas (obsessing over a game)

"Lying is a skill. No one can lie as good as we can." - Tachi

"I don't like the explicit kind. We'd be watching it on a huge TV, and mom would be like, What is that?!, then I'd be like-" - Me

"- Uhhh..." - Tachi

"- BIOLOGY!!" - Me

"I would, and I know I should, but I won't because... Why would I?" - Tachi

"Just like same-sex marriage. Principle-wise, it's okay since you love that person. Religious-wise, it's not okay." - Tachi

"Because it's not in the Bible." - Me

"That, and because God created Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve." - Tachi

"I have arrived! I have arrived! Thou art skilled at this! I have arrived!" - Cheeze (my friend; to be precise from his play-write)

"What is the effect of Holy Matrimony?" - Theology Prof.

"Babies." - Tachi

"It's like dry watching paint grow grass." - Me

"Dad doesn't like pets. Except for fish. They don't smell that much, and they're boring. And they don't move." - Cas

"One should accept their sexuality, either male or female. Any questions?" - Theology Prof.

"Can I be the or?" - Me

"This person looks familiar... kinda." - Kate (cousin)

"That's my dad." - Cas

"The conjugal act between man and woman." - Theology Prof.

"You mean sex?" - Tachi

"Nestorian Christianity is the first Christianity in China." - China History Prof.

"Who's Nestor?" - Xavier (friend)

"What's the fraction equivalent of .33333?" - Math 101 Prof.

"..." - Class

"... One third!" - Prof.

"Oh yeah!" - Class

"What about .66666?" - Prof.

"One sixth!" - Class

"Two thirds!" - Prof.

"I took away your manhood!" - Cha (friend)

"You took away my manhood!" - Tachi

"She popped your man-cherry!" - Me

"Remember what I told you? There was conflict between what?" - Medieval Lit. Prof.

"The Gobblins." - Classmate

"The Guibelines." - Prof.

"So if normal porn is XXX, what is gay porn?" - Tachi

"XYZ!" - Me

"Isn't that Down's Syndrome?" - Yua (Tachi's bf)

"I stopped celebrating my birthday two years ago. I now celebrate the anniversary of my anti-birthday." - Yua

"Do you want to play with sound? Well, yeah! It's a sound file, DUH!" - Tachi

"Nani the fuck?!" - Yua

"I'm not, therefore I am!" - Me

"I didn't know you could get brain freeze by eating ice cream." - Inah (friend)

"Yes, if they're cold." - Yua

"When you ride with the punch, you don't feel it as much." - Physics Prof.

"I look like a suicide bomber!" - Music Prof.

"Hey! It's the twins!... Which is which?" - Foreign Language Prof.

"I'm a gas! I need space!" - Physics Prof.

"So, yeah. The meteo... meteoro... meteorologists! Yeah, the weather people." - Physics Prof.

"I want to be a Siren!!... I wanna be an alluring creature of the deep?" - Yua

"Of the deep?" - Me

"YES!" - Yua

"Your faith is under attack!" - Me

"Now you know how a blind person feels like in a movie house." - Film Prof.

"What's the relevance of the frying pan to the movie? I don't get it." - Cas

"I don't like that song, it reminds me too much of my stricken childhood." - Cas

"I'm an organ donor, so you have to donate it, okay?" - Dad

"No way!" - Mom

"... Not now! I meant when I die!" - Dad

"Uranium bomb by itself isn't dangerous!... You, you... You can eat lunch beside it and it won't explode!" - Physics Prof.

"People who live in the city tend to forget these kinds of stories because we're bombarded with stories of vampires that glows in sunlight." - Film Prof.

"I don't know which one of us has super powers, either you or me, but I can smell you through walls, dude." - Yua (to his little sister)

"No sleeping in my class! I know my voice is loud enough to wake the dead!" - Music Prof.

"But apparently it's boring enough to kill the dead all over again." - Me (to my twin)

"Have you noticed that when I text some of you its always with punctuation marks and complete spelling?" - Music Prof.

"... She has a cellphone?" - Me

"Pitch!!" - Music Prof.

"Did she just say bitch?" - Me

"11 hits. So that's you plus... another friend." - Film Prof. (regarding a video on Yt)

"It's like a person ate a bunch of roses and farted." - Me (Music room stank!!)

"Jorgen von Strangle is the manliest man alive!... Except he's a fairy." - Cas

"Hey, where's Riz?" - Yua

"Library." - Me and Tachi

"You have to ask? She's like the patron saint of readings." - Cas (like reading materials)

"Sometimes I wish I could be you, so I could be friends with me!" - Cas (You're just too funny, aren't you? Mom must be so proud.)

"That requires skill, knowing when to pause." - Film Prof. (Cuz he keeps pausing the scenes of a film)

LAWL! Okay, as you've noticed it's mostly quotes of people I know or associate with. I just love quoting my brothers, and yes, I do have a twin who we all thought was straight but turned out to be bi, but anywho. I have two brothers and a sister. Tachi, my twin, Cas, our older brother and Riza, our eldest sister. We don't hang out much since she's too busy studying, always. =] I'll post more when I get a chance.