WHAT'S BEEN DISTRACTING ME LATELY: Dead Space. So much Dead Space. @_@

ABOUT ME: Well, I'm a 20 year old know-it-all who likes porn. Man on man porn. And I'm an insomniac. Due to all of the above, I've indulged in a lot of yaoi...

I swear enough to make a sailor's rectum fall out, get sucked back up his asshole, swell, and eventually implode causing a rift in the space time contium, creating a black hole which leads to an alternate dimension full of more things anus-related. (That means a lot).

WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU GO?: My apologies fangirls and fangentleman; I haven't updated my stories in...basically MONTHS. I'm sorry. Ya see, I'm in college now and it's really cutting into my pron times. I will try and update as quickly as I can, but I have at least two art projects every weekend, so it's looking grim. :O

LIVEJOURNAL: Um...I told myself I wouldn't...but I did. XD I made it for the sole purpose of my fanfiction/yaoi buddies keeping in contact with me during my lapse of productiveness. It's in my homepage thing, but if you're lazy its http:/// So drop me a line anytime. It's meant for mah friends, fans, and those people on youtube who read the yaoi doujinshi videos I make. So don't be scurrrrrred. XD

HOBBIES: Drawing and porn. Sometimes at the same time. I'm good at multi-tasking. My icon displays both talents. (Too lazy to ink it out right now though. DEAL WITH THE SHITTY PENCIL!)

BETA-ING: As of now, I'm ladyfoxfire10's beta, but I'm always willing to take on other writers. If you'd like me to, go ahead and drop me a line. I'm free.

PAIRINGS:

KATEKYO HITMAN REBORN!: Reborn/Lambo, Yamamoto/Gokudera, Hibari/Dino, Mukuro/Tsuna, Mukuro/Hibari, Yamamoto/Hibari, and Squalo/Xanxus. (QUITE A FEW! There's too many kittens in this series.)

NARUTO: Naruto/Sasuke (Now Kishimoto supported...BITCHES! XP)

DARKER THAN BLACK: Hei/Yin (Its so apathetically adorable...)

OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB: Kyouya/Tamaki, Hikaru/Haruhi (NO...TWINCEST! I like the angst...but is creepy...)

DEATH NOTE: Mello/Matt, L/Light

BLOOD: Haji/Saya (A guy and a girl? SCANDAL!)

XXXHOLIC: Watanuki/Doumeki

TSUBASA:RESEVOIR CHRONICLE: Fai/Kurogane

ONE PIECE: Zoro/Sanji (I don't even like the damn show...but...XD)

TALES OF THE ABYSS: Jade/Dist, Tear/Luke (Hetero! Oh snap!)

TALES OF SYMPHONIA: Sheena/Zelos (Once again...No yaoi. I'm just as surprised as you are.)

EVERY SASU/NARU FAN MUST READ!!:

Okay, I've recently read an interview with Masashi Kishimoto, creator of Naruto, and he says that he has always been a big fan of the Sasu/Naru pairing and has decided that the ending of Naruto will be SHONEN-AI!! He's planning on it being an implied ending that the two end up together, but nothing explicit. He also admitted to loving a former classmate (male) and stated that Sasuke is inspired by that boy, and Naruto is a younger version of himself.

This is official...He also stated that there is a love circle in Naruto. Naruto likes Sakura. Sakura loves Sasuke. Sasuke has "special feelings" for Naruto. HELLS YES!

God, I'm in a state of fangirl-euphoria...(breathe, breathe) IF you don't believe me, there is a link to the interview on darkalbino's profile page. She also has a link of Yuri Lowenthal (Sasuke's voice actor) stating his support of Sasu/Naru. I love that man...XD.

STORY STATUS: I'M NEVER WRITING ANOTHER CHAPTER FOR LOVE'S A CURSE! QUIT ASKING, QUIT FAVORITING, ITS NOT HAPPENING! (If I wasn't such an attention whore, it would be gone by now...)

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA! I FINALLY KILLED "ACKNOWLEDGEMENT"! That story sucked balls. And not pretty ones, either. If you liked it sorry, but it has shamed me for a long time and it HAD to be destroyed...

"Expletives" is completed! Go me!

"Gender Confusion" is going to be around 5 chapters or so. I really like this story, so you should totally read it...XD But seriously...IT'S NOT A NARUKO FIC!! I got a few people asking me to not make it a yaoi but...it's what I do. Sorry if I "mislead" you, but it's man on man...Like...I can't get any more blunt than that. No read if you no like teh man-loves...Chapter 2 is in progress!

Two Naruto oneshots are currently in progress. The first is about Naruto defining love, almost done. The second, just started, is Sasuke peeping on Naruto whilst he wanks. Hehehehe...

ANIME/MANGA:

Death Note, Nerima Daikon Brothers, FLCL, Bleach, Blood, Ouran High School Host Club, Ranma 1/2, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, D. Gray Man, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Aquarion, Azumanga Daioh, Karin (Chibi Vampire), Black Cat, Naruto, Marchen Awakens Romance, Loveless, Tsubasa Resevoir Chronicles, and xxxHolic.

Tales of Symphonia, Tales of the Abyss, and Tales of Legendia. And The World Ends With You. (So many bitches in dat one...XD)

MY REVIEW POLICY: Kay, I reply to most of my reviews. I feel that if you take the time to review, I might as well show you that I appreciate it. And I dooooo...I love my reviewers! They make me giggle.

But I WILL NOT designate a reply to reviews like "OMG! THAT WAS SO KAWAII! I loved it!"

I like getting reviews, but I just have nothing to say to stuff like that. Its so short, I can't think of anything witty! So don't get mad cause...well its your fault.

I don't mind contact and I have a few friends on the site, but you don't have to be creepy about it...Creepy involves asking for my phone number, address, and shoe size. Stay away from my feet.

What's weird though, is I've noticed people don't review much for yaoi stories, despite how many of them there are. I mean, obviously people like yaoi 'cause they write it, read it, and draw it, so why not review for it? Is it shame? If so, I think that's pretty pathetic...So in short...QUIT FAVORITING MY SHIT IF YOU AREN'T GOING TO REVIEW FOR IT! It make me sad...:(