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Author has written 24 stories for Naruto.

Hey o0oBeezelneffo0o here! My real name is Amy and i am a big anime/manga fan. A little red-haired, blue-eyed anime freak that lives in England accompanied by her puppet Beezelneff write stories to make the world seem a much better place...

ON A STORY NOTE: I WILL NOT BE UPDATING UNTIL ALL MY ASSIGNMENTS ARE FINISHED! SINCERE APOLOGIES! BEEZELNEFF COOKIES TO ALL!! :D

Favourites A/M (to name a few) : Umineko No Naku Koro Ni, Naruto, Bakuman, D.GrayMan, Prince of Tennis, Bleach, Black Cat, Gravitation, Fruits Basket, Full Moon Wo Sagashite, The Gentlemen's Alliance, Fushigi Yuugi, Fushigi Yuugi Genbu Kaiden, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, Full Metal Alchemist, Fairy Tail, Negima, Trigun, Darker Than Black, D.N.Angel, Immortal Rain, Air Gear, Claymore, Shugo Chara, Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni, Soul Eater, Code Geass, Durarara!! K-ON! Kaichou Wa Maid-Sama! Elfen Lied, Eden of the East, Arakawa Under The Bridge, Fate Stay Night, Canaan, Baccano, Chrome Shelled Regios, History's Strongest Disciple Kenichi, Ninja Nonsense, Strike Witches, Nana, Black Lagoon and more ...

Favourite Pairings : SasukexNaruto. SasorixDeidara. KibaxHinata. BattlerxBeatrice! GeorgexShannon. KanonxJessica. EdwardxWinry. SuzakuxLelouch. LightxL. MattxMello. LavixLenalee. KandaxAllen. ShizumaxNagisa. AmanexHikari. MagurixMaora. YukixShuichi. RyomaxSakuno. TakumixMisaki. ShizuoxIzaya. NatsuxGray. I love lots of random pairings, whether it be BoyxGirl, BoyxBoy or GirlxGirl.

Cosplays as : Sasori and Gaara from Naruto. Suu from Shugo Chara. Beatrice from Umineko No Naku Koro Ni.

Music : I like Three Days Grace (currently attempting a SasuNaru fanfic using their songs) Hollywood Undead, The Medic Droid, Jeffree Star, Linkin Park, An Cafe, Dir En Grey, Gackt, Gazette, TATU, AFI, Hikaru Utada, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Gwen Stefani, Evanescence, MCR, some weird dance music my older sister is always playing and loads of other cool Japanese songs i've picked up from watching anime...

Books : Harry Potter - love it! The Liar by Stephen Fry - one of the most funniest books i have ever read! I have others but i can't be bothered to type them in...

TV programmes : QI, That 70s show, Family Guy, Bones, Criminal minds, all the CSIs, House, Still Standing, Two Guys and a Girl, Dead Last, Blackadder and others...

MotoGP : MotoGP is one of the best things on tv! I support Valentino Rossi; currently on Fiat Yamaha.

Games : Final Fantasy VII + DOC, X, X-2 XII, those are the ones i own but i generally like all FF games, Kingdom Hearts I and II, Valkyrie Profile 2, Medal of Honour games, Tomb Raider games, Guitar Hero, Pandemonium and various others...

Films : The Blues Brothers, Friday films, Final Fantasy Advent Children, Rocky Horror Picture Show, X-Men films, Underworld, Van Helsing, Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Blade Trinity, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Kung Fu Panda, Catch Me If You Can, Mamma Mia, list goes on...

Comedians : Bill Bailey, Dane Cook, Steven Lynch, Jack Dee, Michael Macintyre, Omid Djalili (BELLYDANCE!), Dave Gorman (Googlewack adventure was brilliant!) and others...

Enjoys : Drawing pictures from manga books, reading manga, watching anime, reading novels, writing stories, hanging around with friends, being on my computer, playing Playstation games, watching films (no gross horror things), cosplaying, running around like a headless chicken after stealing my little sister's blanket...

Idols : Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie - my most favouritest people in history! I love them both so much!

Inspired by : Music and dreams are my main inspirations for stories. I'm always listening to music, and my dreams are always strange and I'm really good at remembering them. I also can make some of the more vivid and important dreams extend to the next time i sleep, continuing the story. The longest dream spree I've had lasted about a week which was about Fruits Basket :D

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, DrownMySoul, red-headed psychopaths wanted, o0oBeezelneffo0o...

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Kiba Obsessed Demonic Angel, Digital98, Yin's Crescent, Naruto713-17, o0oBeezelneffo0o...

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to yor profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

10 percent of the population read for pleasure. If you are one of the 10 percent that do, copy this to your profile.

Its all fun and games until some one loses an eye...then the game is FIND THE EYE

Its all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then its just funny

They say that time is the greatest teacher, but unfortunately... it kills all it's students.

If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.

If you take the word 'Therapist' and capitalize the 'R', you get 'The Rapist'. Does anyone else find that slightly worrying, yet intriging?

The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever run into a pole, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen to the floor laughing just because you could, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever said something and you now look back on it and you couldnt understand a word you were saying, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever busted a move/burst into song, copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree, copy this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever sat somewhere and stared at nothing for over an hour, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever thrown a huge text book at someone, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.
If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you or your best friend are insane, copy this on to your profile. (Thats' ME!)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.
If you have ever attempted to perform a jutsu using hand signs or scrolls, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are addicted to ninjas and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been accused of being emo copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate all predjudice copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you had ever thought that anime guys are cuter and hotter then real guys (Smarter, Stronger etc), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a compulsive wish for a Sasori plushie, copy and paste this into your profile. (I have one! XD)

If you think Orochimaru has ever mistaken a stick for a snake, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think Kabuto has a secret stash of crack under his bed, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Shino is actually terrified of bugs, copy and paste this in your profile

If you truly believe that the Naruto characters live in another universe, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear the characters from Naruto in your head, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe the characters from Naruto in your head are real, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe the characters are real permanently, copy and paste this in your profile

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think that Sakura (from Naruto) sucks, copy this and paste it in your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' or 'Cockatoo', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the ironie...

Sadly the things before you written are true! I am an idiot and i fully admit being an idiot! Soon, i will add more as i know there are ones out there i have not admitted to doing yet. I hope i'm not the only idiot in the world...

I'm not a complete idiot - parts of me are missing...

I have an obsession with Naruto, so what would that be called? NOD! (Naruto Obsession Disorder)

EyeCryPurpleTears found these and i thought they looked really cool! So i borrowed them - ...xx

: @- :==, Hidden Leaf Village
==: ./ :== Hidden Sound Village
,',' :== Hidden Mist Village
==: I :== Hidden Sand Village
==: M :== Hidden Grass Village
==: llll :== Hidden Rain Village

My Result to the Seme or Uke Quiz at http:///quiz.html. I pissed myself laughing at this coz its so funny (and possibly true :P)

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

You know you’re a SasuNaru fan when:

You think about SasuNaru 24/7;
You dream about SasuNaru all the time;
You try to throw stuff at Sakura, when she try’s to ask Sasuke out;
You squeal whenever you watch episode 202 and see that the number one favorite fight was between ur two favorite bishounen;
You almost fainted when Sasuke leaned over Naruto after the Valley of End…uh ended;
You go aww whenever Sasuke and Naruto have another one of their lover’s quarrels;
You hate having to wait for the fillers to be over; (where the hell is the timeskip!)
You pray with a little hope that Masashi Kishimoto would add some more SasuNaru hints in the timeskip;
Everyday u sit at the computer hoping that an idea for an great SasuNaru story would hit u soon;
You think that people that like couples such as SasuSaku and some others that are not SasuNaru XP should all go to the most horrible place in the world, hell for example;
You know that one day SasuNaru would rule the world!;
You love reading this reader’s profile (lol..);
You pray that somehow and someway Sakura would die somewhere along the timeskip;
You get mad every time Hinata trys to make a move on Naruto (yet u think its cute cuz Sasuke get jealous); (Shannaro!)
You wait for SasuxNaruislove to post new doujinshi’s;
You search deviantart more for SasuNaru then any other thing;
You decide that typing this up would help people understand why you love SasuNaru so much;
Your favorite colors are blue and orange (they are complimentary);
You feel like you wanna punch Sakura for even thinking about the word Sasuke;
You just wanna go and hug the little adorable Naru-chan and tell him he and Sasuke are so kawaii together;
SasuNaru is your Anti-drug;
You talk about it all the time and ur friends have no idea what SasuNaru is; (phew!)
You once tried to start a club at school; (and it didn't work out..)
Whenever you hear the word “sauce” you add a “sue nah roo” to the end and then shout "SASUNARU!" XDDDD;
You almost break ur computer after watching the episode where Sakura “touches” Sasuke to calm him down after using the Sharingan with the cursed mark;
You were just about to explode when Sasuke left Naruto alone at the Valley of End (did you cheat on him bastard! XD);
You cried at the flashbacks they played while at the Valley of End (grabs a tissue);
You like reading this long list and find it mildly amusing;
You have written 5 or more stories about them (guilty as charged);
You ignore other pairings and focus more on the “obsession”;
You put 20 or more pictures on ur ipod for later purposes :yaoi fan giggle:;
You try to convince some of ur close friends to like it; (sighs)
You wonder what ur mom and dad would say if they found out what “it” was;
You sigh as this list ends XD

Credited to Tesina Gela Gardner :) Sorry about the misunderstanding: its an awesome list :D

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it... On my own note homophobes are just close-minded morons; they don't deserve happiness if they won't let others have it

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

MESSAGE

To Charlie, i love you loads! Cousins forever xx
Squirrels R Us
Where Anime = Sex = FACT!
God those lemons!!

CLASS LINE: “The thing tried to rape my foot" “No he didn’t! Ramen does not rape feet, Sasuke. He’s not like you.” Naruto said - Six Feet Under by EmoSasuChan

CLASS LINE: I mean c'mon, it's SPANKING for christ sake, that's not SEXY, that's just downright fucking hilarious. - Giggle Like A Schoolgirl by darkalbino

CLASS LINE: “Fugaku Uchiha! I am your wife. If you called in all the demons from hell, I’ll make them fucking lemonade if it saves that little boy.” - The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

CLASS LINE: “Kid in the room. Hands above the sheets.” - The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene

CLASS LINE: "He leaned down and said, 'Naruto...I want to de-flower your lotus blossom". - Four! by darkalbino

CLASS LINE: Sasuke sighed, but allowed his dobe the extra moment, “Of course it is. It’s as simple as realizing that you like a little coffee with your sugar and cream, that’s all.” - All The Small Things by michelerene

CLASS LINE: “God, I feel like a woman!” Naruto exclaimed, pulling away from Sasuke slightly. “Glad you know your place in this relationship, Naruto,” Sasuke teased. All The Small Things by michelerene

CLASS LINE: "And I’m really happy for you, Sakura. I just pity your kid.” “What? Why?” “Because Lee’s sperm is probably as backwards as he is,” - Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty

CLASS LINE: “Pain is not candy!” He got hit again. “If you want candy,” another hit, “I’ll fucking go get you some! All you gotta say is, ‘hey, Kiba, I feel like shit, go get me some candy’ and I’ll go get you some God damn candy!” - Follow the Leader by FastForward

CLASS LINE: Suigetsu and Jugo followed Sasuke and Karin through the forest that Sasuke had directed them to on their latest self-assigned mission, speaking in hushed voices lest Sasuke hear. "He doesn't seem like the type to jerk off," Suigetsu mused thoughtfully. - Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp

CLASS LINE: "I always knew Sasuke was self-sufficient, but I never realized just how much before." Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp

CLASS LINE: "If I was fully hard and in you, you'd be split in two!" Naruto retaliated... - Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp

PEOPLE I LOVE

Lauren, Megan, Matt, Mike, Cookie, Jenni, Brandy, Holly, Josh, Hannah, Sarah, Abi, Sarah, Laura, Anna, Laura, Lauren, Alex, Dan, Danny, Aggy, Elliot, Jesus, Lucy, Sam, Martin, Charis, Anthony, James, Emma, Laura, Sophie, Nai, Jonny, Nathan and all you others that make me laugh, cry and love life :)

And I LOVE all my reviewers as well :)

Well that's the end of my really long profile - i hope you enjoyed the ride! Exit is to your left and make sure to not fall down the stairs! xx

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Follow The Leader by FastForward reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1909 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 911 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cinderfella by elloshort reviews
In today's society, we have grown to forget the fairytales we loved so much as a child. Allow me to retell you the real story of your so called Cinderella, when it was more so a CinderFELLA. SasuNaru NejiGaa
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,894 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
How To: SasuNaru by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
A must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Toxicum by DangerRosa reviews
oHigh School AUo Sometimes fate has a weird way of kicking you when you're down. And sometimes, you just have to roll with it all the while pretending you can come out sane. Slash. SasNar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 76,412 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto, You're Not Pregnant! by Jelp reviews
So men can walk on water, spit fireballs out of their mouths, house demons, and summon large animals out of no where and no one finds that odd, but for a man to get pregnant isn't possible...Naruto mumbled to himself. Sasuke/Naruto Mpreg
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,960 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 1,048 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1425 - Favs: 2,318 - Follows: 927 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
One Phone Call Away by Your Silver Lining reviews
“Gah! No, you hang up.” “…Not this again.” “You heard me. Hang up.” “Just hang up, dobe.” “No, you hang up.” “Naruto, hang up.” “No you han – ” Click. “You asshole! I didn’t mean hang up ON me.” SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Blood and Tears by FastForward reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 2,119 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates by FastForward reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2742 - Favs: 4,526 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deceptive Passions by Doll Factory reviews
SASUXNARU //... Sometimes things arn't so straight forward.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,477 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Six Feet Under by MonkeyCracker reviews
“Do you know who’s buried here?” Naruto asked the black haired boy standing near, who was looking dully at the graves in front of him. “Yeah.” Sasuke answered with a thoughtful expression after a few minutes of silence. “Me.” AU, SasuNaru, ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,237 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Welcome To The Jungle by MessyHairedMutt reviews
Next couple of chapters r up workin on the next few, heavy NaruHina, no more lemon i decided iv changed my views on them, also SakuLee
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,041 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Hinata H.
All the Small Things by michelerene reviews
Life in the ER is hectic. Lives hang in the balance, tempers rise and emotions abound. Dr. Uchiha and Dr. Uzumaki deal with the tensions at work every day. And then they go home and deal with their own relationship. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 152,688 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Podium by darkalbino reviews
And to think, Naruto had once considered arrest to be a bad thing... SasukexNaruto. Lime. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 104 - Published: 8/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Your Love, My Curse by MerishNara reviews
Naruto can't seem to move on from a relationship from 5 years ago, and no matter what he tried, he could not forget his love for Sasuke. He leaves his life behind to seek his love, a love that has cursed him... SasuxNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,084 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kissy Kissy Plan by hyan-hye reviews
Sasuke woke up and felt as though he wanted something. He couldn’t figure it out until he saw Naruto. Sasuke arranged plans to kiss Naruto. Turned out a kiss wasn’t enough for Sasuke’s craving or whatever it is. [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,537 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It's All in Your Head by Ladelle reviews
Discontinued. Re-written as 'Wrong Side of Normal'. XD
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,135 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Common Knowledge by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Everyone knows about SasuNaru. Mostly, anyway. But how do they know? Sasuke and Naruto are always careful...right? Yeah, sure. Should I make another chapter?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Seven Up! by Serephy reviews
Heads down thumbs up! During an innocent game at school, someone whispers three special words into Sasuke’s ear...It’s not an innocent game anymore! OneShot, NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2322 - Favs: 4,817 - Follows: 1,178 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love, Shakespeare by 1147694 reviews
[SasuNaru. AU.] Falling in love after divorce is one thing. Falling in love with your ex wife's new boyfriend is another.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,325 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Touch Me Numbly by darkalbino reviews
After Sasuke wakes up from a two week coma, one of the firsts things he manages to do is get a certain blonde boy to hate the hell out of him. More specifically, get rejected by him. And how will that get turned around? full summary inside, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,202 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 238 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Accidental Confession by xxInuloverxx reviews
Sasuke Uchiha has returned to Konoha and Sakura with Ino have been pestering the blonde all week if he loved the Uchiha. At his wits end he blurts out his confession, only to realize that Sasuke was listening around the corner. Now he is avoiding him RnR
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
I Love Teaching by writehanded reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a young, popular English teacher at Konoha High School. His calm, uncomplicated life is turned on its head when Uchiha Sasuke, a gorgeous senior, puts the moves on his sensei—big time. SasuNaru. Warnings and such inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,552 - Reviews: 898 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,112 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Skirt Tragedy by SandmanAndKitsune reviews
Naruto made a bet with Kiba, and had to wear girls’ uniform in order to find out a certain Uchiha’s true sexuality. This is a YAOI fic. No homophobes and flames, please! You’ve been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,964 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Innocent Until Proven Guilty by MerishNara reviews
The Akatsuki go on a camping holiday, but something happens that turns Itachi's world upside down...Tobi is being annoying, and what is Sasori's secret? And most importantly - Who was the murderer? contains Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
Chocolate Kisses by VanityWantsYou reviews
After meeting Uzumaki Naruto while taking a piss in a local restroom, Sasuke's life had started turning into dramafilled yaoi fanfiction. Christmas fic. NaruSasu. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,651 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 54 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Wtf happened last night? by MessyHairedMutt reviews
Ok its done First chap is very short so sorry but r&r thnx lee gets trashed and so does naruto enjoy
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Lee R., Naruto U.
Shaken Not Stirred by Mystical Machine Gun reviews
[New story!] Sinah Private Boarding School and two reluctant guys. Do roommates become something more if given the opportunity? The ultimate question is how do you want your love served? [SasuNaru, twoshot, rated M for SEX and language]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,282 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
20 Things About Sasunaru By: Sakura, Ino, Hinata by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Sakura, Ino and Hinata write a list of twenty things about Sasuke and Naruto. The couple finds it and things aren't pretty. Though, they are funny.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
Twenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke by just-another-generic-emo-kid reviews
SasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 57 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
My Everlasting Desire by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Sequel to Bad Guys Playground] Two years later see how they all are now...SasuNaru and other pairings...grapic scenes in later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,272 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 4/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Game of Love by chachies reviews
Sakura has a new plan for getting Sasuke to like her. She's going to go out with Naruto, just to make him jealous! But who will Sasuke actually get jealous of? Not a good read for Sakura fans. pseudoNaruSaku, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hidden Secrets by FishTaco322 reviews
Naruto is being forced to go to an all boys bording school by his aunt. what happens when he accidentally falls in love with his roommate? and what are the dark pasts that haunt both boys? [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,873 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Giggle Like A Schoolgirl by darkalbino reviews
Hey, just cuz Sasuke's not into girls doesn't mean he can't treat Naruto like one, no matter HOW much the blonde hates it. SasuNaru, lemon, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,467 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Discontinued by BlondieSoNotPretty reviews
Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,798 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 9/26/2007 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
At Your Service by darkalbino reviews
I'll serve you if you'll serve me, but will you wear this maid's dress please? SasuNaru, oneshot, lime&lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,092 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 54 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke's Password by R. Liam reviews
If Sasuke was to register in an online forum, what could he have put as a password? [Oneshot] SasuNaru. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 55 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sleepless Nights by Jelp reviews
When Naruto doesn’t confess to what’s affecting his ninja duties, Sasuke demands that Naruto fix his problem. Sasuke even follows Naruto home to make sure that he’s ok only to discover Naruto’s problem is a bit more complicated than he thought. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,564 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 68 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deal Or No Deal by darkalbino reviews
absolutley nothing to do with the game show, unless this game show involves sexy dances and ramen deals, SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Who Cares? by HorsesRain reviews
Sasuke is hiding from fans when he accidentally finds out what Naruto's been hiding from everyone. Sorry, not great at summaries! This is an illness based story with no pairings as of yet, but there's slight SasuNaru and IrukaxOC,Chapter 4 is up my peeps!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,117 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/17/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Closer to God by myinukoi reviews
There’s a new kid at the Catholic school who’s hell bent on seducing Naruto. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,129 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 69 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh How I Hate This Uniform by Lost Child From Heaven reviews
Naruto is a pretty normal guy to say in the least, he has friends and adored by most people but there might be a slight problem… everyone thinks he is a girl! But what happens when someone finds out the truth? SasuXNaru and Yaoi! Don’t like don’t read!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Enter the House of Randomness by lafoodoo reviews
Naruto and the gang are stuck in a mansion! What will await them? oooh, spookyfirst fanfic! rated T for language, and some pinkness LOLS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/1/2007 - Published: 4/1/2007
Kiss Me Deadly by Aweshum reviews
[AU. SasuNaru.] One kiss. Everyday. For the rest of the school year. Those are my terms, Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 49,498 - Reviews: 877 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 1,400 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 6/28/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Four! by darkalbino reviews
Why the hell would we wanna play golf anyway? Oh...that's why. Oneshot, SasuNaru, lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,929 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Hectic by darkalbino reviews
Sex is always more fun when you can get caught...SasuNaru, oneshot, lemon, duh...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Disrespectful by darkalbino reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accompany Sakura to a cemetery to visit her deceased friend. But what happens when Sasuke gets bored? That bench looks pretty inviting...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Remember Me by Infinity Ryen reviews
AU Sequel to Lover's Diary. After searching for 2 years, Sasuke finally found him but what will he do when the question asked by Naruto was not what he desires to hear.. SasuNaru [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,195 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 9/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bad Guys Playground by x-xTemptationx-x reviews
[Complete] Sasuke gets a boytoy and can't help wanting more...Summary SUCKS but it will be good I promise! SasuNaru...YAOI, it will get more graphic later!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 102,137 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Play With Me by FastForward reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 113 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No logic in love by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke first had to convince Naruto they were in love, then that they were in a relationship, and finally, that they should have lots of sex. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,878 - Follows: 260 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Prom by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke, the teacher, and Naruto, his student, on prom night. SasuNaru. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
How to Get Out of a Ticket by Miyabi-Maru reviews
SasuNaru. Oneshot. When our favorite blonde finds himself sitting on the side of the road with an idling police car parked behind him, he may have a few ideas as to how to avoid any unnecessary writeups. Or maybe how to walk right in to one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Icecream Steam Scene by Stavi reviews
Naruto Sexually taunts Sasuke with icecream unknowingly. Yaoi [SasuNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 62 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lover's Diary by Infinity Ryen reviews
AU As Sasuke packs Naruto's room, he stumbles across Naruto's diaries. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,993 - Reviews: 430 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 9/6/2006 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seme or Uke by Mint Pizza Queen reviews
Sasuke and Naruto have a poll. If the two of them were together, who would be the seme and who would be the uke? ONESHOT. Sasuke and Naruto. [COMPLETED]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Who's That Girl! by Ashvolt reviews
All the girls in Konoha want to be Sasuke's date for the Hokage's party. But if he doesn't make a decision soon, things will turn ugly. Sick of the attention, Sasuke chooses... Naruto? Sasuke x Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,503 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,334 - Follows: 256 - Published: 1/23/2006 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Daddy Rooster Head by dragon dreams reviews
[AU] Orphan Naruto is sent to a private school through the generosity of DaddyRoosterHead! Definitely Sasunaru! Epilogue up! Thanks to all who reviewed!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,949 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 12/4/2004 - Complete
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Cop Out reviews
Life sucks for Sasuke - he has to take on Naruto, the cheeky troubled teen who keeps getting arrested, to live with him. So whats the blonde hiding? Sasuke as a policeman has to find out. But does hate turn in to love for both of them? SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,824 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Killing Spree reviews
As a mass murderer, you tend not to spare the people who watch you in the act. Not this time, no; Sasuke decides to take this one with him... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,819 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Fast Love reviews
“If you have sex with my brother every day for the next two weeks, I’ll let you stay with us without asking you a thing”. Scuse me, what? The day Naruto’s life changed for good… SasuFemNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Occupation: Murder reviews
Drabble... What would life be like if you lead a path of murder? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 562 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Over The Rainbow reviews
Naruto always dreamt of being the lead in a school play so he dressed up as a girl to audition. On getting the part he captures the attention of the student director Sasuke. But how would he react if he found out his leading lady is really a guy? SasuNar
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,515 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Jail Mate reviews
Sasuke is King of the Cells until Naruto comes along. Read Naruto's journey of prison punishments, therapy sessions, friends made, enemy plots, romance and their crimes; how does Naruto who is so sweet get imprisoned for murder SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,676 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Different Kind of Toy Story reviews
A toy story with a twist; the toys can relax now that the humans are on holiday, but when disaster strikes, can the two toys who have always admired each other from afar meet before its too late? My attempt at cute shonen-ai SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love, Cuts and Lyrics reviews
Abusive alcholic guardian, bloody horrific past, the schools punching bag especially Neji and Shino's, crush is a guy... what is Naruto to do? Why, listen to music of course... SasuNaru I think i've rated it right...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,431 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
LoveGame reviews
Sasuke and Naruto like to play games with each other - that's what makes a relationship interesting doesn't it? Based on LoveGame by Lady Gaga. SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Next Christmas Disaster reviews
Sequel To First Christmas Disaster. Well, its been a year, what can go wrong now? Well, lots of stuff but come and join the party at Sasuke and Naruto's new apartment where everything is not going as the couple please... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Camping Nightmares reviews
The gang is on holiday in Wales and with the non-stop rain and nothing to do, they decide to play some games. Chuck in some alcohol, nudity, gambling, gaming and fun and you have what turns out to be a fun vacation after all. SasuNaru and other pairings..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Machiavellian reviews
Even after three years trouble cant leave them alone. Naruto is missing, Sasukes dying and Sakuras been given the task to look after the couples child. Its not helpful to try and solve the mystery of whats going on when your a wanted criminal SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,305 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Experiment Centre reviews
Two years of hell in the Experiment Centre and they finally get a chance to escape - but Sasuke cant leave without his secret love, no matter how ill he is. Can Sasuke get Naruto to the good Doctor before they are recaptured and killed? SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,813 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Legend of Fisipusu reviews
Naruto meets Emi,a secretive girl on a mission to find someone and protect a powerful object. Naruto agrees to protect her. Will the mission succeed? And who is the girl haunting Naruto, is she real or just an illusion? SasuNaru Summarys rubbish again..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
United Front reviews
War is always a messy job, bodies littered everywhere, your friends leaving you forever and your life is under constant threat. Its worse when you’re a spy and even more so when you fall in love with an enemy... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ideas reviews
Okay people, I need your help! Which story ideas of these shall i put up next? I'm lost and need help with figuring it out so please review your answers - all ideas are SasuNaru XD Short story included. Thanks for the help guys, really appreciate it! xx
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Assassination reviews
The Cleaner is at large. Sasuke is just one student desperate to catch him with his best friend Naruto. But along the way, they discover strange things about the killer and also strange things about another. Is there love between them? SasuNaru...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,553 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
You're My Guardian Angel? reviews
One Last Chance: He was given one last chance at life, and this time with a little help from a Guardian Angel. Can Sasuke learn to live life to the full and fall in love again? Its hard when your love is a guy who can walk through walls... SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,506 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sin Filled Lives reviews
After failing to stop a rape/murder they could have prevented, the teenage group 'Sins' are punished with the very things they named themselves after. But 8 teens, 7 sins, one receives a penalty worse than that of the others... SasuNaru and other pairs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,874 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Hypnotism reviews
Sasuke is a famous hypnotist, rescues homeless Naruto off of a street one night, tragic pasts are revealed as their relationship blossoms... full summary inside SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,077 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Learning To Drive reviews
Birthday Fanfic! Naruto is learning to drive and everything seems to be going wrong :P SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bounty Hunter reviews
A story about a not so typical bounty hunter after a not so typical bounty... what happens when they meet? You'd be surprised... [SasuNaru] Summarys rubbish, i'm sorry...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,976 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
First Christmas Disaster reviews
Its Sasuke's and Naruto's first Christmas together and they want it to special. But when Naruto gets sick after an encounter wih a stranger will they be able to go to the Hall to celebrate with everyone? [SasuNaru] Summarys rubbish sorry ...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,901 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/5/2007 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
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