Author has written 20 stories for Twilight, Artemis Fowl, Vampire Diaries, Meet the Robinsons, X-Men: Evolution, Batman the Animated Series, and Young Justice. Hi its the year of our lord 2018 and I'm only active on here to chat with people. Here are some remnants of 2012/2013 me below. I took out a lot of the cringiest things so. Enjoy. Also if you chatted with me back then, feel free to hmu and chat now. But I'm also in college and stuff and have two jobs so like. I'll reply when I can :P Check this link! : http://www.fanfiction.ws/u/3614982/Protector_Copper it is my half account!! The main page tells you everything if you wanna laugh check out our Batman crack stories!!! If ANY of my TAWDH (The Angel with Devil's Horns) fans would like to check out my website for the story http:/// (thts it) I will be posting updates on it and various pics of/from the story on there THNX guys!! * * * DO NOT STEAL THIS BELOW VVV I WROTE IT MYSELF AND IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO CREDIT ME YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT * * * - Kevin Conroy not being the voice of Batman is like... Poison Ivy not having red hair - Poison Ivy not having red hair is like... the Joker not being psycho - The Joker not being psycho is like ... Alfred not being a butler - Alfred not being a butler is like... Dick Grayson not being acrobatic - Dick Grayson not being acrobatic is like... Robin not being red - Robin not being red is like... Harley not loving "Mistah J" - Harley not loving "Mistah J" is like... the Joker not laughing like an evil hyena - the Joker not laughing like an evil hyena is like... Mr. Freeze not being cold - Mr. Freeze not being cold is like... the Penguin not having his umbrella - the Penguin not having his umbrella is like... the Batmobile not being black - the Batmobile not being Black is like... Gotham City without crime - Gotham City without crime is like... Ra's Al Ghul not wanting to be immortal - Ra's Al Ghul not wanting to be immortal is like... Scarecrow not obsessing over fear - Scarecrow not obsessing over fear is like... Mad Hatter not obsessing over Alice in Wonderland - Mad Hatter not obsessing over Alice in Wonderland is like... the Riddler not trying to stump people - the Riddler not trying to stump people is like... Killer Croc not being stupid - Killer Croc not being stupid is like... Bane not being strong - Bane not being strong is like... Two-Face not relying on chance - Two-Face not relying on chance is like... Gotham City not being dark - Gotham City not being dark is like... Robin not hating Zucco - Robin not hating Zucco is like...Clayface not being able to change shapes - Clayface not being able to change shapes is like ... Catwoman not liking cats - Catwoman not liking cats is like... Scarface not controlling "The Dummy" - Scarface not controlling "The Dummy" is like... Arkham Asylum not being a loony bin - Arkham Asylum not being a loony bin is like... Dick Grayson not being Robin or Nightwing - Dick Grayson not being Robin or Nightwing is like... Bruce Wayne not being the first Batman - Bruce Wayne not being the first Batman is like... Kevin Conroy not being the voice of Batman and thus we are back to the beginning... BY: KKCopper *READ IF YOU WISH TO LAUGH -* Favorite Batman Anything related lines: (Young Justice) - Cadmus Guy "They hacked the motion sensors." Robin "I hacked the motion sensors." KF "SWEET!" XXXX Robin "Finally! Thank God Batman ISN'T here, he would have had my head for taking for long!" Kid Flash "Seriously? THAT'S what you're worried about! The League is going to have ALL of our heads for BEING here!" XXXX Robin "Wayne Tech override - RG4!" XXXX Superboy: No capes, no tights. No offense." XXXX Auqalad: "I can hear you guys glaring." XXXX Robin: "Yes! The Infiltarators have been outfiltrated!" XXXX Joker: "With so much power at my fingertips, some might call me a control freak, *mutters* others just freak... *brightens up, laughing* Either works for me!" XXXX Joker: "SCHOOL'S OUT!" XXXX Artemis: "I feel naked... and not in the good way. XXXX Robin: "Temper." XXXX Joker: "Children. CHILDREN foiled our plan? Inconceivable. Unacceptable! Retrobutionable! ... That last one might not be a word, so sue me!" XXXX Superboy: "I hate monkeys." XXXX Joker: *deep voice* "Wonder Boy, you are mine." *laughs maniacly, having imitated Dr. Fate* XXXX Zatanna: Are you guys having a psychic conversation, because I can't decide if that's cool or really rude... XXXX Zatanna: I can't tell, not if you kidnap me. Artemis: Oh she's gonna fit in great. XXXX Ivo: Marro is in and underground base beneath Yellowstone National Park 100 meters south of Ol' Faithful... W-WAIT What just happened??! XXXX Zatanna: Red Tornado didn't know my moves. Robin: And I bet you've got some good ones! - Sorry that may have come off a little too Wally. Zatanna: I don't mind. XXXX Robin: You won't learn emotions from Batman. Trust me. XXXX Zatanna: Yeah, best kidnapping ever. Robin: First of many, I hope. Zatanna: Yeah... if my Dad doesn't ground me for life... Zatara: SHE IS GROUNDED FOR LIFE! XXXX Aqualad: We are Earth's heroes now. Superboy: Well then what are we waiting for, a theme song? XXXX Superboy: ALRIGHT YOU GLORIFIED TRESSPASSERS! You wanna see how a REAL Alien fights?! XXXX Mom: I brought you a jacket. Gang Dude: MOM what are YOU doing here? XXXX Black Canary: So you don't want to comfront your extreme reaction to Artemis's death? Wally: *chokes in shock, then says smoothly* I'd rather talk about YOU babe. XXXX Vykin: She will protect us. Connor: Who? Dreamer? Vykin: No, The New Genesisphere Connor: COOL - Wait, Sphere is a 'she'? XXXX Bear: Lower beings tend to FEAR intimacy. XXXX Black Canary: You not using your natural given abilities is like me not speaking- which I TRIED once when I first used my canary cry and nearly deafened my entire first grade class... XXXX Desond: Infinity Man is now MY- my MASTER'S weapon. XXXX Connor: Sphere you're BEAUTIFUL! XXXX Connor: WE BONDED OKAY?! XXXX Black Canary: Admitting it is the first step. XXXX Batgirl: Would you feel the need to justify an all BOYS' group? Nightwing: Um... there is no right answer for that one, is there? XXXX (Batman/Superman Apocolaypse) Batman: You owe me a new computer. Superman: I'll pay for it. Batman: On a reporter's salary? Right... XXXX Barta: You didn't park, like, an invisible plane on my driveway did you? XXXX Superman: Can we come in? Barta: Can I get dressed first? XXXX Barta: I'm coming with you, get over it. Batman: I'm over it, what about you two? XXXX (Justice League) Joker: Soon enough you'll lose your grip on reality, which, in my opinion, is over rated anyways XXXX Joker: Ace here can make you crazy, but the best part is, I'm immune to it, because I'm already crazy. XXXX Batman: DON'T. TOUCH. ANYTHING. XXXX Flash: What does this do? *presses button, blows a hole in Wayne Manor* XXXX Joker: Soon enough all of you will be going be,be,be,be *fingers going over lips rapidly* and it's all because of you! The best sidekick a homicidal maniac ever had. Harley: WHAT ABOUT ME?! XXXX Joker: *tune of London's Bridges* Big o Bats has fallen down, on the ground, mind and sound! Big o Bats has fallen down, I'm so happy! XXXX (The New Batman Adventures) - Bruce: Everything's changed for me in the past few weeks. The pain of my parents' deaths... It's still there, but it seems smaller. And there's a new feeling now. Barbara: Which would be? Bruce: It's a lightness. A sense that things will work out for the best. Tim: It's called happiness. Bruce: Whatever it is, I like it. XXX Bruce: You work with me Tim, you have to follow all the rules. Rule number one, you give me your all. Rule number two, then you give me more. And rule number three, I make the rules. Dick: Watch that last one, kid. It's a killer. XXXX Robin: "Nightwing! What are you doing here?" Nightwing: "Oh, just following a pattern of obsessive behavior instilled on me at an early age." Batman: "You should work on your stealth skills. I heard you coming halfway across the roof." Nightwing: "Good to see you, too." XXXX Robin: *after Nightwing knocks out a mugger Robin was after* I could'a handled him. Nightwing: Could'a, would'a, didn't. Robin: You sound just like Batman. Nightwing: I'm nothing like him. Robin: Yeah, right. The Mask, the attitude, the long underwear. Nightwing: Drop it! Robin: I'd love to know what happened between you two. Nightwing: Things change. Robin: No kidding. You guys used to be the greatest. Batman and Robin, the Dynamic Duo. Nightwing: Maybe you should ask him. Robin: I did. And you'll never guess what he said. "Things change." XXXX Dick: I give it a month. Barbara: You don't think the marriage will last? Dick: Not that. I'm saying he'll have the costume on again in a month. XXXX (Batman: The Animated Series *1992*) - Batman: When all is said and done, how much good have I accomplished? They sell t-shirts of me. I've become a cliché. More good for the tourists trade than the streets. Dick: This city would fall apart without you! Batman: Maybe. Maybe not. When you look too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back through you. Maybe it's time for Batman to return to the night that spawned him, before anyone else gets hurt. XXXX The Joker: "Whoops! Looks like our air holes are water holes, too! Water shame!" XXXX The Joker: "You're going to melt just like a grilled cheese sandwhich!" XXXX Batman: "Clean up your act, Joker." The Joker: "That's a joke, right? Batman finally told a joke!" XXXX Dick: Come on Bruce, you're going to LOVE "It's a Wonderful Life!" Bruce: It's not relentlessly CHEERFUL is it?? XXXX Bruce: I know it must be very difficult. Dick: If only I could have stopped him! I saw him coming out of the tent! I knew he didn't belong there! Bruce: I know. You keep thinking, If only I had done something differently. If only I could have... warned them. But there isn't anything you could have done. There isn't anything either of us could have done. Dick: Your mom and dad? Does the hurt ever go away? Bruce: I wish I could say yes. But it will get better in time. For you. That I promise. XXXX The Joker: "Anyone else want to go?" Killer Croc: "ME!!! There I was, holed up in this quarry when Batman came nosing along. He was getting closer and closer..." Poison Ivy: "And?" Killer Croc: "I threw a rock at 'im." All: "..." Poison Ivy: "So Harvey, what about that giant penny?" Killer Croc: "It was a big rock..." XXXX Robin: "Come 'ere sweety, I got something to discuss with you." XXXX Dick: *Robin and Batman are about to watch some TV* Come on, Bruce. You're gonna love "It's a Wonderful Life". Bruce: It's not relentlessly cheerful, is it? Dick: No, it's about the difference one man can make to an entire city. Sound familiar? XXX Bane: "I will break yoouuu!" XXXX The Joker: Hey! Do I hit your kids?! Oh wait, actually I do... XXXX Bruce: "Gotham Police Declare War on Batman"? Alfred: I gather you've been reading How to Make Friends and Influence People. Bruce: Somebody's setting me up. Alfred: You mean it WASN'T you throwing guards out of windows last night? Bruce: I only toss butlers, Alfred. XXXX Hamilton: He and crimanls like the Joker are cut from the same fabric. *talking about Batman, on TV* Joker: *watching* WHAT?! Compare ME to BATMAN?! I've got more style! More Brains! I am certainly a better dresser! XXXX Clock King: A pity. I don't know what to say Batman... except the 9:15 is always 6 minutes early. *jumps off roof and lands on train* XXXX Harvey: LET GO OF ME YOU RICH TWIT! XXXX Sherman's Mom: You're not trying to make gunpowder again are you? Sherman: No Mom! Honest! Roberta: We just saved Batman's life Mrs. Grant, now we are hiding him from some bad criminals. Sherman's Mom: That's good, just don't make a mess. XXXX Bruce: What is it? Smith: If it's moving, it's a rat. If it's not moving, it's a cooked rat. XXXX Two Face: Get out of my face clown! Joker: Which one? XXXX Two Face: Yeah, well I think you're wrong. I don't think its ONE guy. Killer Crock: Huh? Two-Face: The way I figure it, Gordon's got a bunch of them stashed somewhere like a SWAT team. He wants you to think its one guy but - Joker: Meh, you're always seeing double. XXXX Joker: The fact of the matter is, we each have an 'Almost Got 'Im Batman' story. I know mine's the best, but let's hear yours anyway. I'd say, ladies first, but since we don't have any, we'll start with you, Pam! XXXX Batman: Reports of a huge bat creature the size of a man. Remind you of anybody? Alfred: Besides the present company? XXXX Alfred: Sounds like the human race could become very expendable, except for butlers of course. Batman: Of course. XXXX Joker: Don't look now, Sonny Jim, but the Plant Lady has gone wackers again. XXXX Talia: My contact lenses! I lost them when we fell! They counter the distortion effect. Without them, I'm as helpless as you. Batman: I don't do helpless XXXX Joker: Without Batman, crime has no punchline. XXXX Batman: Alright scumbag, it's you, me, and thirty stories. You're going to tell me exactly what I want to know. XXXX Scarecrow: Our prosecutor is ready, likewise our fair and impartial jury. Hatter: Hang him! Harley: Shoot him! Killer Croc: Hit him with a rock! Scarecrow: And now, all rise for the most honorable, most benevolent, most merciful Judge Joker! Joker: GUILTY! XXXX Robin: *watching Baby's Dolls old TV show* Remember whenever Poison Ivy had us tangled up with those vines? The ones with the really BIG thorns? Batman: Yes. Robin: This is worse. XXXX (Batman: Under the Red Hood) - Nightwing: Maybe we should go pay him a visit. *turns to see Batman already gone* *Batmobile engine starting in background* Nightwing: Could you for once JUST SAY "Let's get in the car"? XXXX Nightwing: You know what I miss most about running with you? The toys. XXXX Nightwing: He did just thank me, didn't he? Alfred: Indeed he did, sir. Nightwing: Weird... XXXX Red Hood: What the hell took you so long? Batman: Just shut up and fight. XXXX Joker: I'm going to need some guys... Not these guys cause they're kinda dead. XXXX Servent: Should I alert the guards to pursue him? Ra's Al Ghul: Don't be foolish, you will never catch him. Besides, I have done enough. XXXX Joker: Have we met before? Red Hood: Yes, we have. Joker: Well then, here's to warm memories. XXXX Red Hood: Ah, you and you're gadgets, You're not the only one with toys! *small explosives land at his feet* Red Hood: Crap. XXXX Joker: You gotta give the kid points, he came all the way back from the dead to kill me. Who's got a camera? First take one of me and the kid, then me and Batman, then all three of us. OH! And then one with the crowbar, and - *Red Hood hits him on the back of the head* XXXX Joker: Party pooper, no cake for you. XXXX Batman: There hasn't been a day when I haven't thought about subjecting to him all the horrendous tortures he put on other people, subject him to the most pain possible and then... END HIM. Joker: Aw, you do think about me. XXXX Robin: I totally got you! Batman: You would have, if I hadn't seen you sneak behind the computer three minutes ago. XXXX |
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