A/N: I thought we needed a little Batfamily togetherness. This was a prompt on yjanonmeme on LiveJournal. Here's the link to the page it was on: .?page=28#comments

So in this fic:

Dick: 13

Jason: 10

Tim: 6

Damian:3 (Awww...wittle Dami *bite* DAMMIT DAMIAN!)

Bruce: I can never guess how old Bruce is, he's just that good at hiding things from me and everyone

Anyway, hope you like it!


"Dick, where are we going?" Tim asked as Dick adjusted the mask on Tim's face.

"The Mountain, Timmy, and while we're there you need to call me Robin," Dick replied.

"Do I get another name?" Tim asked sounding like the six-year-old he was. Dick blinked. He pondered the question for a moment before replying.

"You can be Red Robin," Dick replied.

"That isn't too different from Robin. I think I should call you Nightwing since you like that name anyway," Tim stated.

"No matter how much I would like that, you have to call me Robin. It's what the team knows me by," Robin retorted with a smile.

"Fine," Tim sighed. "Are we going now?"

Dick rolled his eyes. He loved his little brothers to death, but they sure could be children when they wanted to be.

"Yeah, we're headed there right now. I just have to get you a utility belt," Dick replied. Dick left quickly to look for an extra utility belt. While he was gone, Bruce walked in completely dressed in the Bat suit sans cowl.

"Bwuce-Bwuce-Bruce! Why can't I go with you and Jason?" Tim asked.

"You're too young," Bruce replied staring straight at the computer.

"Then how come Dick doesn't get to go," Tim asked confused by the situation. None of it made sense, and he hated it when he couldn't understand.

"Because he has to take care of you," Bruce replied.

"I still don't know how you got me roped into this," Dick teased.

"You set yourself up too easily and you're good with children, especially Tim," Bruce replied, a hint of a smile at his face,

"So are you! Otherwise, you wouldn't have 5 children. It's funny the world's biggest loner is actually not alone at all," Dick joked. Bruce glared as he went back to his work.

"One, we can't torture Alfred with leaving Tim and Damian together. Two, it's only for a couple of days. Three, I want to see what Jason is capable of," Bruce said. Speak of the Devil, Dick thought as Jason got off the elevator that led to the Batcave.

"I'm capable of a lot more than Grayson," Jason boasted. Dick rolled his eyes. Why were his brothers constantly trying to best him? He thought so much of them already.

"That is why Bruce chose me for this mission. He knows you're not up to it, and I'm better," Jason smirked. Dick could play along just this once.

"And he has good reason to believe that. I think I'm losing my game. I'll probably have to give up the hero charade soon. Go back to being a normal civilian and you'll be the new Robin," Dick sighed. Jason's demeanor gradually changed from smugness to confusion.

"Wait, what? You're-you're agreeing with me? You-you can't possibly be saying that–," Jason stammered.

"Yeah, what do you think, Bruce, should I leave next month or maybe in the next week?" Dick called out.

"Next month, it'll give the public time to get accommodated to the change," Bruce replied, a perfect actor as always. Tim's face was one of horror.

"Dick, NO!" Tim yelled grabbing onto his brother in a powerful hug (for a Bat-trained six-year-old, anyway).

"No- NO! I was only kidding! Dick, I don't want to be Robin, especially if it means you have to leave. Bruce I was only joking, you don't have to kick him off. You don't! I-I don't want him to leave" Jason yelled desperately. He was horrified at the idea of his brother leaving, and he was angry that Bruce would replace one of his sons so easily. Dick smiled at the affection his brothers showed when faced with the idea of losing one another, even Jason loved him deep down. He grabbed Jason and pulled him into a body-crushing hug.

"I'm not going anywhere Jay-bird," Dick cajoled. Jason's face reddened, but he relaxed into the hug.

"I fell for that one, huh?" Jason replied. Dick nodded.

"If you boys don't hurry up, you're going to be late," Bruce called, a little saddened at having to break up something that warmed the Bat's heart.

"God knows we can't let that happen," Dick pulled Timmy towards the zeta beam gate!

"Wait," Timmy panted, struggling to keep up, "So I'm not losing you?" The reply was lost in a white flash of light, and Dick and Timmy were gone. Jason starred after them for a while before turning to Bruce.

"You love him?" Jason asked to Bruce's back. Bruce stopped in his typing for a second, before replying.

"Don't you?"


A/N: Don't forget to review, but if you do I won't kill/maim you because sometimes I do it, too. XD Anyway, have nice days people!