Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, though I wish I did, I do not. It sucks…

Jacob's POV

I gazed around as Chelsea flung herself on me. She snuggled into me and scratched me under my chin which I've asked her many times not to do. "Kiss me!" she demanded for the tenth time. I kissed her lightly and she pulled away. "No! Kiss me hard! Like this!" she pouted and crushed her lips against mine. I pulled away and shoved her off my lap gently.

"Not here." I said.

Rachel's POV

"I'll tell him." I said after a while of bickering between us 'family members' who wanted Chelsea gone. The others nodded and I smiled. Jacob was going to hate this but we had already called. I waited until Jacob had stopped the car and frowned when I saw that Chelsea was with him but then smiled brightly when I thought about the look that would be on her face when I told Jacob about him being on the show. Jacob glanced at me and frowned. I smiled and went to greet him. "Welcome home, brother, and congratulations on your achievement."

"Did you win a award? I want to win a award! Jacob! I WANT A AWARD!" Chelsea pouted and whined.

"You did win an award, for most darling, sweetest, and most beautiful girlfriend in the whole world." Jacob said and I rolled my eyes.

"You get to be on Parental Control. Congrats!" I exclaimed.

"Isn't that the show where you get rid of the girlfriend or boyfriend that you don't like?" Chelsea asked. I nodded and she flicked me off. "Too bad Jacob would never get rid of me, now would you?"

"Of course I wouldn't." Jacob said. I rolled my eyes.

"They're coming in a few days so Chelsea had better to keep you all to herself because afterwards we aren't ever going to see you're sorry butt ever again." I said and turned on my heel before walking away.

Billy's POV

"You ready, Dad?" Rachel asked.

I nodded and grabbed my bags and we left for the airport.

AIRING THE SHOW SO NO ONE'S POV

Billy: Tell us a little about yourself.

Kelcie: I play volleyball and work as a clerk in Wal-Mart, I love rock and can play guitar.

Sasha: I love to dance and draw. I love kids and hope to have a family of my own some day.

Molly: I'm a painter and a musician. I heart kids.

Renesmee: I love to read and I LOVE music. I can't dance. I live in Forks and drive a Mercedes.

Ana: I hate dancing but love getting tattoos. I am crazy about hunting.

Piper: I hate cooking, outdoor activities, reading, but love to kiss.

Willow: I like midnight walks on the beach and reading. I would like to graduate college some day.

Julian: I am a cheerful person. I like to play jokes on people.

Rachel: What would be an awesome date for you?

Kelcie: a skinny dip.

Sasha: A movie.

Molly: Out to eat.

Renesmee: A walk in the moonlight and maybe a conversation over a bite to eat.

Ana: To the theme park.

Piper: Sledding.

Willow: Something he would want to do.

Julian: Fishing, baby!

Billy: why should I choose you to date my son?

Kelcie: You should choose me I am so much fun that your son will come home drunk the first date because he drank in so much of me.

Sasha: You should choose me because I am nice, darling, and can cook.

Molly: You should choose me because I am a happy-go-lucky girl that cheers everyone up when they are in their worst moods.

Renesmee: You should choose me because I am a one of a kind girl. A girl that can not walk across a flat surface without falling and the kind of girl that will do whatever it takes to make your son happy.

Ana: You should choose me because I am a dare devil unlike these other girls.

Piper: You should choose me because I am an outgoing gal.

Willow: You should choose me because I am a kind and caring girl.

Julian: You should choose me because I am your girl.

Billy and Rachel: Thank you, girls.

Girls: You're welcome.

Renesmee: No. Thank you.

(Girls leave)

Billy: I pick her.

Rachel: And I pick her.