Author has written 12 stories for Naruto, Dragon Ball Z, Prince of Tennis, and Inuyasha. I am Kiiyu-sama, Lord and Master of all things Fluffy and Evil. As no one knows I am the bringer of the appocalipse and junk like that...probably. I live in the wonderfull state of 'Nun-Yo-Bees-ness'. I am between the age of -20 to 50 (try and figure out my age muwahahahaaa). I am of a gender that quite frankly will kick your butt if pissed off...seriously. I am friends with the most awesome people I could ever know...because they're all completely insane (though some more than others). I have orange hair, purple eyes, and I own a space ship. Awesome quotes: "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice. Then sit back and watch as the world tries to figure out how you did it." "In life when one door opens, try not to let it hit you in the face." "Whenever I'm angry i think to myself 'what would Alphonse do?' Yup, Alphonse is Jesus...in a can!" (this is from my good friend, we like to fake cry at each other over the phone) "Go ahead, cry me a river. That way I don't have to wait for the rain to come to water my crops!" (me and my friends were messeing around and I started treating a backpack like a baby) "You do realise you should treat the baby with more care" - "Why?" - "Because if you don't social services will come and take the baby away." - "I don't care, it's not my baby." - "...you whore." "Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives." Gary Busey "A man once said "life goes on. Get over it." ...that man was obviously never a teenage girl." "I went to school today *cough cough cough* *SPLAT!* awwww man, there goes my other lung!!!" (from a good friend)Teacher: "bob what is your religion?" Bob: "AFRICAN AMERICAN" *whole class laugh and pimp slaps him* Teacher: *smh* "Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone."- Jim Fiebig "Goku...where'd you get that muffin?" - "Muffin Button." - "But I didn't install a muffin button!" - "Huh? Then where'd I get this muffin?" (from DBZ abridged, so awesome.) "Have you fallen in love with the wrong person yet?" Jace said, "Unfortunately, Lady of the Haven, my one true love remaains myself." Dorothea roared at that. "At least," she said, "You don't have to worry about rejection, Jace Wayland." "Not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting" - City of Bones by Cassandra Clare COURAGE: Staring down certain death instead of the much smarter idea of running away. Nice guys finish last; smartasses stand on the sidelines and laugh. Have you noticed that people can sometimes do the impossible because they don't know it's impossible? Be the kind of woman who, when her feet hit the ground in the morning, the Devil says, "Oh crap, she's awake!" poem: "Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.” Favorite Anime Series (yes I know there are a lot...be glad I didn't put all of them up!)- Ghost Hunt, Inuyasha, Naruto, Preater, Fairy Tale, Rave Master, Bleach, Fullmetal Alchemist, Soul Eater, D,Greyman, Sailor Moon, Digimon, Pokemon(before it sucked eggs), Ranma 1/2, Shiawasse Kissa Sanchome, Vampire Game, Kyou Kara Maou, Kamichama Karin, Pita Ten, (Holy crap this list is long 0.O), Ouran Highschool Host Club. Anime/Manga I hate- Death Note, Galaxy Railways. That is all you need to know about me for now...so go and do something more productive with your life than stalking me. ^-^ You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!! I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me. I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it How to Tell if You're a Writer (Sad part is...everything on this list is true for me ... -_-) -If you talk to yourself. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101 How You Know You’re Addicted to Yaoi/Slash (another one that rings true for me!) 1. You start mentally pairing up random guys on the street. 2. You wish you had gay friends just so you could perv on them kissing their boyfriends. 3. You don’t remember the last time you read a heterosexual fanfiction. (nope...) 4. You have developed a sexual fetish for handcuffs, leather and BDSM. 5. If you are a heterosexual girl, you keep trying to seme your boyfriend, despite the fact that you don’t have the necessary parts. (...heheheheh...) 6. You suddenly become interested in gay rights, thinking this will increase your opportunities for voyeuristic activities .(I've always supported gay rights! The other stuff is just a perk!) 7. You try to get your friends into it, simply so you can talk to them about it without them getting that bored look on their face. 8. You keep lying about the number of hours you spend each day on the computer reading slash fanfiction, watching yaoi anime etc. 9. The most exiting moment of your life so far was when you discovered hentai manga. 10. You celebrate turning 18 not because you can watch R movies, but because you’re old enough to watch movies with explicit gay sex scenes. (Actually, I celebrate because now I can do it LEGALLY) 11. It’s the only aphrodisiac you need. 12. When your boyfriend tells you he’s gay and has been dating another man, you immediately ask if you can join in. 13. Your gay son wishes he had a normal, homophobic mother who didn’t ask him questions about his latest sexual exploits. If you’re reading this and nodding to yourself, post it on your profile page. You know your crazy when... -for christmas every year since you were 4 there's allways one person that buys you a straight jacket -when your house names it's self Robert and begins cussing at you in a british accent -when you have earned the title 'Crazy Child' from your friends and family -when even after you found out were babies come from you still insist that the stork brings them to you -when you draw little smilely faces all over you body and name all of them Bill Beckerson -when you begin everything you say with 'Muwahahaha I am the artist formerly known as satan...' -when your mom puts foam padding on your bed room walls -when you run screaming down a hall and you friends yell back "What is it this time?" -when your laughter is creepy enough it scares away small children -when the bullies at your school start to avoid you -when the voices inside your head decide you need to build character and start bullying you instead -when your medications name is longer than 4 words -when your friends say "Danm you are crazy" -when your friends then say "Thank god, it'd be creepy if you were like the rest of the doofus' I know" If you agree with this, post it to your profile and add your name to the list! Kiiyu-samaI Have a Question...: Most people don't mind SasuSaku pairings... Some people see(or read) Naruto and Hinata kissing and say, "Aw... how cute!" Other people cry when they see(or read) Tenten screaming her lungs out because Neji died... What I don't understand is this... Most people would slap you if they could when they see(or read) Sasuke and Naruto holding hands and sharing a drink... Some people would shoot you looks of disgust when they learn that you enjoy reading(or writing) about Itachi and Sasuke kissing... Other people would even hate you for disgracing the name of respectable shinobis such as Kakashi and Iruka or Neji and Gaara or Sasuke and Naruto when you write fanfics... My question is... Isn't love the same, regardless of gender? Why do some think it is a terrible crime to like these strange pairings? And why must some even go as far as to discriminate, insult, and associate the person with perversion, lust, and even mental retardation when they learn that you like these pairings? Tell me now, what is the purpose of saying "love is blind"? When hypocrites like you refuse to see what love should really be like! copy and paste this to your profile of you agree with me. SasuNaru or SasuSaku? Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto - Sakura always bugs Sasuke Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone - He rarely speaks to Sakura Sasuke and Naruto have saved eachother's lives on several occasion - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded) - He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, knocked her out... and carried on. Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill. Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship - Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart. It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree. IF YOUR LIFE WERE A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool. Opening Credits: Shine - Hilary Duff Waking Up: Tomorrow -Avril Lavigne First Day at School: Soldier A - Vic Mignogna Making Your New Best Friend: The Sharpest Lives - My Chemical Romance Falling In Love: Dirty - Nightmare Breaking Up: The Lucky One - Faith Hill Prom: Sorrow - Flyleaf Graduation: Bohemian Rhapsody- Queen Life's Okay: Full Moon - The Black Ghosts Death of a Close Friend: Stealing Kisses - Faith Hill Mental Breakdown: We Will Rock You - Queen Driving: My Last Breath - Evanescence Flashback: Home - Daughtry Getting Back Together: Hot - Avril Lavigne Birth of Child: Fly - Hilary Duff Wedding Scene: Emo Kid - (I don't know the artist) Car Accident: Italian Boyz - Vic Mignogna Final Battle: Freckless - (don't know the artist) Death Scene: Haunted - Evanescence Funeral Song: When You're Gone - Avril Lavigne End Credits: Lugia's Song - (From the first pokemon movie) Deleted Scenes: Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Synyrd (wow, 0.O those songs really don't match) MORE RANDOMNESS!! 1.YOUR NAME: Amberlyn 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ambizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Orange Fox 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Elizabeth Beechdale 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Watameth 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Sprite 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):Mtetajh 8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Elizabeth 9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Tickles ╔═╦╦══╦══╦╗╔╦══╦══╗╔╗ Meaning of color and your birthday!! Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth. It's pretty good. Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating! The answers are at the bottom. 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? 2. Your first initial? 3. Your month of birth? 4. Wich color do you like more, black or white? 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 6. Your favorite number? 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one). When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!) Answers: 1. If you choose: Red - You are alert and your life is full of love. Black - You are conservative and aggressive. Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love. Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 2. if your initial is: A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 3. If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 4. If you chose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 5.This person is your best friend. 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime. 7. If you chose: Flying: You like adventure. Driving: You are a laid back person. 8. If you chose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 9. This wish will come true only if you re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" and it will come true before your next birthday My answers to this: 1. Blue 2. A 3. August 4. Black 5. Ashley 6. 8 7. Flying 8. Ocean 9. To find true love (yes I know this is corny XP) 25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. |
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