Me- Hmmmmm, suddenly I feel like writing a fan fic list

Sasuke- Hn, why should I care?

Me- Because you're gonna be in it of course!

Sasuke- FUCK NO! Never again! Especially after last time.

Me-….I'm the writer, you have no say in the matter! Now say the line while I sit over here drinking orange juice and typing

Sasuke- Do I really have to?

Me- Yup! Unless you wanna be gang-raped by muskrats?

Sasuke- *with wide and scared eyes* Kiiyu-sama does not own Naruto, if she did there would be 3 times the make-out scenes!

1- Sasuke believes in Santa, don't burst his bubble

2- Naruto is color blind (AN/orange is an awesome color though)

3- Neji sings Britney Spears songs while in the shower

4- Lee is secretly afraid of pillows ever since that time he walked in on Tenten having sex with a pillw

5- Tenten likes having sex with pillows

6-Jiraiya is secretly Captain of the YFC (yaoi fan girls club)

7- When he was twelve Gaara dressed up as a Kitty for Halloween.

8- Kakashi can play the cello (very badly)

9- Choji likes wearing womens underwear

10- Shikamaru likes supplying Choji with womens underwear

11- Ino doesn't know the underwear Choji is wearing right now is hers

12- Gai is secretly one of little green men from Mars (he got kicked out because he was too tall)

13- Tsunade's boobs aren't really that big, she's hiding sake bottles in her bra along with a small third world country

14- Sakura used to be allergic to being a good ninja, eventually she found some allergy meds

15- Itachi is planning on having a sex change for his gay lover, Barney

16- Kyuubi really likes tacos

17- The population in Konoha is decreasing because all the ninjas are mysteriously turning gay

18-Naruto fell in love with Sakura at first because he was color blind (AN/seriously why is no one concerned with why the hell her hair is pink!)

19- Itachi killed his family for a Klondike bar

20-Aparantly in the world of Naruto they have Klondike bars

AN/ So I hoped you liked it. I would have had Sasuke come over here and talk to you all but he seems to having a mental breakdown over there in the corner. Something about Santa and the Easter Bunny. Anyways! Review! Do It! The little button at the bottom compels you! Until next time, Ja ne.