Things You Should About the Seigaku Tennis Club

1- Fuji is crazy, but anyone who has ever met him before already knows that

2- Ryoma is secretly afraid of dogs, all that slobber creeps him out

3-Eiji still believes in Santa and the Tooth Fairy, please try not to burst his bubble

4- Tezuka is secretly gay

5- Actually everyone on the team is gay, except Inui, he's asexual, he reproduces with photosynthesis or something like that

6- Kaidoh once wore a dress for a dare, he still has it because Momo told him he looked sexy in it

7- Momo thinks Kaidoh looks good in drag

8- Oishi likes heavy metal

9- Ryuzaki-sensei is a closet yaoi fan-girl, why do you think she decided to coach the boys tennis team instead of the girls

10- Ryuzaki-sensei was disappointed when Nanjiro turned out to be straight

11- Fuji has a pet cactus, he calls him Carl

12- Tezuka spends three hours every morning styling his hair, he likes to be sexy-fine when he arrives for practice

13- Ryoma has yet to find his soul mate, so like any normal person he has a cat, to which he is very affectionate

14- Kaidoh used to be afraid of snakes, to get over his fear of snakes he acts like one, it didn't help and now he has a nickname he's scared of

15- Momo recommended that Kaidoh act like a snake, he thinks it's hilarious

16- Contrary to popular belief, Oishi is not seme, Eiji is

17- Inui's last juice was so horrific that the police arrested him for attempted murder

18- If you ever mention the words "Inui's Juice" near any of the Seigaku members they start screaming like little girls and run away

19- When the team went on a trip to some hot springs Fuji mysteriously disappeared for a day ad then returned with an arm full of fresh shell fish, this was strange because they were no where near the ocean

20- Fuji is really into bondage

21- Ryuzaki-sensei doesn't wear underwear

22- The whole team wishes they didn't know that last one

23- They found out the hard way

24- To this day no one knows who is seme in Kaidoh and Momo's relationships

25- When Eiji told everyone he was gay no one was surprised

26- Fuji once killed a man because he wouldn't "Leggo my Eggo"

27- Kawamura gets depressed when the author of this fanfic forgets to write about him

28- Kawamura is always burning with passion…..for shoes, he likes to shop for shoes

29- At one point Oishi got so drunk he thought Eiji was cheating on him with the tree in his backyard, so he chopped it down

30- Momo screams like a little girl when he watches scary movies

31- The Seigaku members think that if you enjoyed reading this you should review