"I'll distract him while-" Derek began and Stiles almost felt nostalgic. "Dude, no. We're stealing a safe. While I am flattered you think I'm able to lift a 200 pound safe and smoothly sneak out, I'm afraid my muscles are not quite up to the task of being more than eye candy in this case."

As you wish." Stiles repeated, sauntering off, leaving Derek glaring at his back in confusion. "If you think it's a bad idea, just tell me," he called, still frowning. "It's a great idea, Buttercup!"

"You're judging a cat by it's cover," Derek raised a finger at him. "Grumpy cat was born that way, and sure he looks mean and grumpy and glares a lot but he could be the nicest cat in the world, you don't know that." Sequel to "Puppies and Wolfies." Derek and Isaac accidentally inhales the mysterious powder.

"If the danger isn't imminent…?" Jack made it into a question to which the Doctor shook his head. "Really? Huh." He looked surprised. "Why do you always assume mortal danger when I drop by for a visit?" Or the time Ianto disappeared, a paradox was created, the Doctor got tricked, Jack met Jack and River fed Myfanwy a fez. Then things get complicated.

Based on the prompt: Stiles hits his head and starts acting weird calling the pack "fluffy puppies" and decides to cuddle with Derek. "Are you sad? You look sad," Stiles said, petting a gaping Derek's hair. "I'll sing for you so you'll feel better, okay?"

Stiles and Derek goes on vacation together. This means a thirteen hour flight and Derek won't even let Stiles have the window seat.

This work contains one-shots from the 'fools-series' (Everybody's fool, Let's play pretend and Going under). I'll be taking prompts (see AN 'going under') and post them here. Each chapter can be read separately and will have its own warnings. To send me prompts, leave a review or visit my tumblr dorianbeingawesome.

Jack invites Ianto and Gwen to London to meet Martha's family. Tish takes an interest in our favourite coffee-boy and Jack realizes it's time to stop taking Ianto for granted. Or. How did Jack and Ianto's relationship change so much between 'Exit Wounds' and CoE? Set sometime after "The Stolen Earth."

"I'm not him," the Doctor insisted once more. "And no matter what he-we look like I can assure you, there's only one of me. I've counted," he said desperately. - Or the fic where the Doctor gets mistaken for notorious Death Eater Barty Crouch Jr, interrogated by auror Potter and- spoilers.

Every Sunday they had 'sinful coffee', real cream and a hint of caramel, because they bloody well deserved it. Tosh/Ianto friendship!fic. Also Janto (rated M because of the warnings but nothing explicit. If you have any triggers please read the warnings before reading the fic)

Ianto makes up songs when he's down in the archives. The team tries to catch him in the act. Oh, and Gwen's being cheeky.

It's Gwen's birthday, Jack and Ianto decides to surprise her by making a cake. Set after Season 2. Written for Caroline, since it's her birthday and all.

Ianto is not a morning person. Jack is. "Rise and shine!" Jack was practically bouncing. Ugnh. "Bastard," Ianto whimpered, hiding his head under a pillow when Jack turned the lights on. It wasn't natural, being this bloody happy before 7 am. From now on, he's on decaf.

They have rules. After almost four years together they are firmly established. To the rest of the world they are friends, because honestly, trying to deny that wouldn't fool anyone. Besides, Sebastian absolutely refuses to be introduced as anything less. (Sequel to Everybody's fool and Let's play pretend)

Ianto chanced a look behind him, then started to run. "Leave my cupcake alone!" he yelled over his shoulder. "Sharing is caring!" Jack insisted, running after him.

"I suspect he's upset because we're not making proper easter eggs." Yep, it's more Janto-fluff

Ianto tries out the concept of 'Casual Friday'. This fic contains lots of fluffiness and small ducks.

Hunter is at home visiting his friends in Colorado Springs. When the subject of his love life is brought up they're in for a surprise. "I sort off accidentally wound up in a relationship with my roommate."

"I'm sorry Blaine, darling, but you haven't grown anything since yesterday." "It's not fair," ten year old Blaine complained to his mother. "Life's not fair," his friend Sebastian told him, smirking as he corrected his glasses. Sebastian was a whole six inches taller than Blaine. Six! (Or Seblaine goes to a theme park and Sebastian secretly doesn't like heights Kid!Seblaine)

"Fuck!" Hunter practically flew out of bed. "T'm'z'it?" Sebastian said into the pillow, not moving. "We overslept, that's what time it is," Hunter snapped, jerking the covers off a displeased Sebastian and mr Puss. "Cold," Sebastian whimpered, curling up in a foetal position, while the cat gave Hunter a death glare he ignored.

Debbie Novotny meets Molly Weasley. Nuff said.

"What the fuck are you doing here?" Sebastian suppressed the urge to bitch-slap Hunter across the face for two reasons. One, he was not a queen and two, he was so over him. (Sequel to "Everybody's fool")

Squinting behind his sunglasses, Sebastian shuffled his way to choir-practise. He was so incredibly hungover he might actually snap and kill Hunter today. Bet any of the Warblers would volunteer as alibi. (Songfic! Based on Evanescence's "Everybody's fool". If you haven't heard it, you've probably been living under a rock)

So, this is my rather - very - late contribution to Huntbastian-week. As I somehow managed to miss it, I'll do my best to catch up. Prompt: "first time, first date, first kiss, first anything". "The first time Sebastian kissed Hunter was to freak him out. This he accomplished. The captain spluttered and ran off, even forgetting his precious cat."

When two strong wills want to have their say, things sometimes get out of hand. Set sometime before episode 7/4 (Rated M for language) Entering their choir room, the Warblers were greeted by the sight of their current and former leader standing on opposite sides of the room. Hunter's arm was poised, ready to throw the shoe in his hand at Sebastian who was using Mr Puss as a shield.

Kurt and Rachel "accidentally" overhears a conversation. Sebastian invites himself, Rose is bossy, Scorpius has a secret and Al is completely clueless..

Niall is feeling nostalgic. Irial can't mind his own business. This summary is awesome