So...I have one story up. I'm going to try and give nice long chapters but we'll have to see how it goes.

Either way I love coming here just to read others works and that won't change anytime soon. :)

My Hare Harry: So chapter 5 is up, working on chapter 6...No really working on chapter six...sorry everyone on the delay but I am working on chapter six and have it have way done.

My favorite type of fan fiction is Harry Potter: But I only read Harry Potter stories w/Harry in it as main character.

Pairings I like:

Harry/any male really but he is not allowed to have sole control of the relationship.

Harry/Luna

Harry/Fleur

Pairings I don't like:

Harry/Ginny...no sorry. Your story has to be so good I get over this paring but really good-not it could get better later, so I'm going to keep reading. She is too much like his mom for me.

Harry/Hermione...they seem too much like brother and sister for me.

Harry/any female not from the Harry Potter world or made up. I hate introducing a perfect girl for Harry who is just so grrrr...Die! Die! Impossible made up girl who never seems real and who adds nothing but dribble DIE!...cough, sorry lost myself a bit, anyways again just haven't found a story were this works.

So quotes I like-

"John there's a woman so great with love--she scares me. Makes me afraid an' mean."-The Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck.

Spike: "Oh, please. If every vampire who says he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. Let me tell you something, I was actually at Woodstock. Now, that was something. I fed off of a flower person and spent the next six hours watching my hand move.-Buffy, the Vampire Slayer.

Chandler: "If I turn into my parents, I'll either end up an overage blond chasing after 20-year old boys...or I'll end up like my Mom."-Friends.

"When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country."- Elayne Boosher.

Forrest Gump: "Lieutenant Dan what are you doing here?" Lieutenant Dan: I'm here to try out my sea legs." Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan."-Forrest Gump.

Robin: "Look, mistletoe! Many a maid's lost her resolve to me thanks to this little plant" Azeem: "In my country, we talk to women. We do not drug them with plants"-Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.

"Men are taught to apologize for their weakness, women for their strengths."-Lois Wyse.

Doug Benson: "Einstein used science to get laid. That guy is a genius. I've been using money."- Best Week Ever (2004).

"I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell meself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken--and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived."-Margaret Mitchell

Lindo: (age 15, before seeing her husband for the 1st time.) "I have prayed to the gods many days for you, so that you were not too ugly or too old." (She sees her husband and realizes he is a boy) "I must have prayed too hard."- Joy Luck Club.

Willow: "I mean, why else would she be acting like such a b-i-t-c-h?" Giles: "Willow, I think we're all too old to be spelling things out." Xander: "A bit-cah?"-Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Fezzik: "We face each other as God intended. Sportsman like. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone." Man in Black: "You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"- The Princess Bride.

"Never tell a young person that something cannot be done. God may have been waiting for centuries for someone ignorant enough of the impossible to do that."-Dr. J.A. Holmes.