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Author has written 19 stories for Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. The picture I'm using is one of my cosplay pics therefore, it's mine. Using it without my consent will make me angry. You can find me at Facebook as Yvettie Quenera (If you see ShioriErz in brackets beside the name, then that's me.) I don't mind if you want to add me as a friend but please PM me via FFN or FB first and tell me that you want to add me as a fellow writer/fan/whatever-term-us-humans-can-come-up-with. I won't add people I don't know. I like watching animes and reading mangas. (Obviously.) My absolute favourite OTPs are AkaKuro (KnB), G27 (KHR!) and MinaNaru (Naruto). I also like a bunch of other pairings from other animes and mangas as well. About requests, I don't mind taking them as long as they are NOT the following: 1)Yuri 2)Harem or threesomes 3)Pairings that I don't like (AkaFuri, MayuAka, NijiAka, R27, etc) 4)They did not interest me About my fics: 1) They are unbeta-ed (If you want to be my beta then please PM me so we can work out the details) 2) Grammar/sentences mistakes, etc... 3) OOC! (This is a FANFICTION which means it's a 'what if' world. So, if you don't like them, please feel free to press the 'back' button. Flamers will be ignored) 4) The animes I used are obviously not mine so I don't think I have to write the disclaimers over and over again. JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. (i was anorexic) Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods. On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (How stupid could you be to do that?) On a bag of Fritos! "..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops, forget what I said about ironing clothes!!) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (OMG!) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So thay want to give us the real artificial nuts...) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (duh!!) On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...) On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants) On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company) On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...) A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!) A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??) A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!) A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???) A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot) A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.) A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good) A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...) A container of underarm deodorant "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." (Amazing.) A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Srry kids can't play in there anymore...) A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?) A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?) A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!) A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?) A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...) A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Darn.) An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.) An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?) A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.) A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...) On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...) I’m a female. Fe = Iron. Male = Man. Therefore, I am Iron man. Penguins can’t fly, I can’t fly:( Therefore, I am a penguin. Shower = the place of thoughts and decision making. Saying ‘and, yeah’ when you don’t know how to finish a sentence. Going into the fridge every 20 minutes to see if the food fairy has brought anything good to eat. If you can’t win an argument, correct their grammar instead. That awkward moment when it’s quiet in class and your stomach decides to make that dying whale sound. I renamed all my files “the world” so every day when I “save” the world I feel important. I hate when websites ask, “are you human?” umm hello? I'm obviously a unicorn. When you’re angry, your texting speed increases by a ridiculous amount. Got bored, so I logged off. Then logged back on, because I got bored. I don’t know what’s more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you. “H3y, wh@t R y0uu dO!nq?!” Well, I’m about to throw a dictionary in your face. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my * when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to fucking do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! Good friend: Will ask why you're crying BEST Friend: already has the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Good friend: Will say you can do better BEST Friend:Will call him up and say "You have seven days to live" Good Friend: Will help you cry when you are rejected by a boy BEST Friend: Will go up to the boy and say ‘Its because you’re gay, isn’t it?’ Good friend: Wont let you do stupid things BEST FRIEND: Won't let you do stupid thing ALONE Good Friend: Knocks politely at your door BEST Friend: Walks right on in and shouts ‘I’M HOME’ Good Friend: Will bail you out of jail BEST Friend: Will be sitting on the bench next to you saying ‘Damn that was fun! Let’s do it again!’ Good Friend: Asks nicely for your stuff BEST Friend: Shouts ‘GIMME!!’ Good Friend: Waits to call you until a reasonable hour BEST Friend: Calls you at 2 in the freaking morning Good Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIEND: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. Good friend: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. Good Friend: Will never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIEND: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. Good Friend: Don't know everything about you. BEST FRIEND: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Good Friend: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you Good Friend: Will help you learn to drive. Best Friend: Will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance Good Friend: Will look after your pets when you go away. Best Friend: Won't let you go away Good Friend: Will help you pack your suitcase. Best Friend: Will pack herself into your suitcase Good Friend: Will go to a concert with you. Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with you Good Friend: Will go to your funeral. Best Friend: Won’t go coz they’ll be in jail for killing the person who killed you Good Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs". Best Friend: Calls your parents "Mom" or "Dad" Good Friend: hides you from the cops. Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after you in the first place Good friend: Will let you make an idiot of yourself in public. Best Friend: Is up there with you making an idiot out of herself too. Good friend: Helps you up when you fall. Best Friend: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbass?" Good friend: Helps you find your prince. Best Friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. Good Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. Best Friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" Good Friend: Will offer you a soda. Best Friend: Will dump theirs on you. Good Friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. Best Friend: Takes yours and says, "Run - bitch - run!" Good Friend: Have never seen you cry. Best Friend: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. Good Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. Best Friend: Already know not to tell. Good Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! Good Friend: Ask before they go into your room. Best Friend: Randomly start cleaning up, because they know where everything goes Good Friend: Will say sorry and hide when someone close gets kidnapped by a monster. Best Friend: Say, " I got 6 pounds of explosives in my backpack... Let's find this thing and blow it to shit!" When you explain your predicament Good Friend: Laugh with you and say "Nice Job" when you have to dance in front of the class. Best Friend: Laugh, and never let you forget it. Good Friend: Never borrow money...Best Friend: Borrow $20 and then say "What money? YOU owe ME." Good Friend: Will give you your phone back. Best Friend: Will steal your phone, tie your shoes together, and videotape the result. Good Friend: Are only through high school/college. Best Friend: Are for life. xx BEST FRIENDS ARE IRREPLACEABLE!!! xx 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long) 2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper) 3. Thou shall not steal from K-mart. (Walmart has a bigger selection) 4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this) 5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money) 6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Can't fight anyhow...just start them) 7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off) 8. Thou shall not strip in class. (Hooters pays more.) 9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "Just do it.") 10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave em' in the middle) How To Tell if You're Obsessed With Anime You know you're obsessed with anime when... . You think about it 24/7 (Every second, every minute etc.) Note the ones in bold are the ones I do. Favorite Quotes: "Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil." "Be optimistic. The people you hate will eventually die." Fav quotes that I steal from everyone: "I'm not Crazy. I'm psycotic. There's a difference" "Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." "My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time." 'Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today.' 'Don't get mad; get sadistic.' 'Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?' Common sense is the enemy of comedy.' 'Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART.' 'My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am.' ''I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!' 'Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.' 'I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away.' 'Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity.' (And I'm not sure about the first one.) 'Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?' 'What is this 'kindness' you speak of?' 'Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you keep on talking.' 'Define normal.' “I have a tendency to listen to the voices in my head. Sometimes they have good ideas.” ‘Don’t drink water, fish have sex in it.’ Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to. – Anon 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe.Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts of at the others Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. 98 percent of teens have been drunk or high. Paste this into your profile if you're part one the 2% who hasn't If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you think believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOOO! GO REMUS! Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet He: Why do you wear a Bra if you've got nothing to fill it in? He: Your body is like a temple. God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft. MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men! Some people say they are big readers. That they're so into books it's not funny. However the only way to tell is if they 1) Suddenly gasp when something exciting happens in the book. 2) Start talking to the book because that's not how they want the book to go. 3) Hurl the book across the room when one of their favorite characters dies. 4) When you find out when the next book is coming out, you pre-order it... Even if the release date is next year. Copy and paste this if you are one of these people. I do all four... YOU KNOW YOU ARE AN AUTHOR IF... you talk to yourself a lot. (a lot meaning all the time...) - I really should stop freaking people out with my constant muttering about murdering someone... Oh well! you talk to yourself about talking to yourself when you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else after uttering a profound piece of wisdom, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "wow,this stuff is awesome for sugar highs..." you live off of sugar and caffeine. (the two greatest things ever discovered!) you'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disappear of the face of the earth. when replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it you tend to collect bic stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. no matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper - They are in my hand... Even when I sleep... (Seriously, I fall asleep writing and wake up with a pencil in one hand, and my notebook in the other) the letters on your keyboard are wearing off your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome people think you have A.D.D. you think it would be cool to have A.D.D. you constantly start talking in third person,past or present tense you start thinking about making lists like this and start giggiling for no 'apparent' reason your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago - Long ago for me is the second hour of our acquaintanceship and FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed english 101 - I didn't fail but meh, who cares? |