Edit(from the fuuuuuutuuuure): Okay, give this story a chance please. There's a 98.56473856% guarantee that you will enjoy this story if you are a humor/romance fan. Also.. If you're a Gaara fangirl. I KNOW I AM!*creepy giggle*

Ahem. Hey guys! Well, I've recently joined FanFiction, blah blah blah. This is my first ever fanfic and all, so please don't be too mean or anything..

I pretty much suck at writing, so bear with me! However, I can promise that my chapters are edited before they are published. :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, Matsuri would be dead. AAAAHH I'm so mean! Dx

Oh, just so you guys know, this doesn't follow the Shippuden plot. Sasuke's home, happy and whatever. Gaara is Kazekage, Shippuden personality.

IMPORTANT: Just so you know, I may make the characters slightly OOC(out of character) or even over dramatized. Sorry.. I promise this will be an awesome fic though! (FACT, not OPINION.)

With that being said, let's jump right into the story! ^.^

PS: This is a Gaara x OC fanfic. I won't make it sad or depressing or whatever. ;D

-Princess Kaminari

"Wow, what a bright and sunny day!" I jumped out of my tiny bed and did my morning stretching routine. There was no window in my room, but through my positive eyes, there is only happiness. "No doubt something phenomenal will happen today!" I said that every day, but nothing exciting dragged me out of my starting-to-be-bland daily routine.

"After school, I'll go to Misaki's Manga Shop!" I announced to my worn teddy bear. I had named him Ramen, mainly because I was starving on the Christmas day I got him.

"Blight, what did I tell you about talking to yourself?" my mom's arrogant voice said meanly through my unlocked door. "It makes you look weird, and that makes me look bad!"

"Sorry, mom. Forgive me." I forced myself to sound apologetic. Psh, I wasn't.

I hopped into my bathroom and started brushing my teeth when I heard my bedroom door being opened. I spat out my toothpaste quickly and ran into my room to see what was going on.

"Blight, what is this mess?" my mom cried.

"Um.. I'm sorry, I was going to make my bed later..." I trailed off awkwardly. I knew what was going to happen, and I dreaded it.

"Rose! Rose, come in here!" my mom called for my bratty little sister. Oh, man.

My sister tumbled in with her bouncy blonde curls flying around her face like she was in a friggin' fairy tale.

"Yeah?" she asked irritably.

"Look at this!" my mom waved her hands around. "Isn't it terrible?" I simply leaned against my bathroom door frame and pretended not to be annoyed. My mom hated the slightest bit of attitude. Then again... Who didn't?

My sister's cool, calculating eyes scanned my room. "Omigosh, it looks horrible!" she gasped. "Gross!"

My hands clenched into fists, but I hid them behind my back.

No violence, Blight. Calm down. It's fine. Think soothing cherry blossoms.. Think Gaara...

"I'm so sorry! I'll clean it up right now!" I scrambled towards my bed and wrestled with the sheets. Unluckily for me, I tumble and kick and may even burp my ABCs as I sleep, so every time I wake up, my blankets are in an unflattering jumble. It never bothered me, but my family was a whole different story.

After I finished with the heinous chore, I looked up to see my mom and sister speculating me like it was some kind of show. Wow, when did the Wilson family suddenly team together and turn life into The Morning Chore Games?

"Well, I'm done.." I said, darting my eyes around uneasily.

My sister scowled and left, while my mom simply turned around and walked away without acknowledging me. Wow, okay then. So that's how it is?

I sighed picked Ramen up. "We're going to school today, bud. Let's attack the new day with a positive attitude!" I smiled weakly. I didn't get a response from him, but I know for a fact that his soul responded happily. Ah, over dramatic me.

"Well, Ramen boy! Today was a great day, right?" I chirped, walking into town with my over sized backpack on top of me. I cradled my brown bear in my arms. "But the meanies keep teasing you, don't they? Don't worry, next time, Blight-chan will rip their throat out for ya', okay?"

No response. Oh, you're cool, Mr. Ramen.

Within a few minutes of one-sided conversation(well, I suppose it is difficult to converse with an inanimate object..) Ramen and I reached the manga shop.

A tiny bell rang as I opened the door, making Misaki, the store owner, turn around with a grand, heart-winning smile that she threw out to everyone.

"Welcome, Blight!"

"Hey, wassup' Misaki!" I grinned. "Got something new for me? Or should I return to the hentai corner?" I winked suggestively.

Misaki laughed, before her faced turned serious. "Blight, if you don't mind, I'd like to see you in the back room."

I nodded, sensing the sudden shift in atmosphere. "I wonder what could be so serious, Ramen?" I whispered into his fluffy ear.

Misaki led me to the back room, where I spotted a box that hadn't been there before. Now, it wasn't just an ordinary box that was unnoticeable, it was a pretty royal purple color, with a velvety look to it. Puuurty...

"Blight, there's something that's been bothering me." Misaki admitted. She picked up the box and turned to me. "Open it," she nodded.

I did, flipping the cushy top over to reveal a retarded looking spiral notebook. "I'm sorry, Misaki, but whaaa..?"

"No, it's not what it looks like!" she said frantically.

"Um, explain." I prodded.

"Well, this notebook is special-"

"How?"

"Let me explain!" Misaki snapped.

I held my hands up defensively. "Alright, alright. Go on."

"On the back of this notebook, it is written that whoever opens the notebook shall be whisked away into the world of Naruto!"

I waited one second.. Two.. Before bursting into hysterical laughter. "Misaki, you're too much!" I chortled. "World of Naruto?"

"No, please believe me! I went there myself!" Misaki cried.

I forced my laughter down into snickers. "Really? What happened?" I giggled.

"Well, there were a bunch of ninja, and they noticed my presence. Before they could do anything, I opened the notebook again and it took me back here! But here's the weird thing- no time passed by!"

"Uh huh." I tried to shoot Misaki a disbelieving look, but I couldn't keep it. "So what now?" I asked excitedly. "Why'd you tell me?"

"First off, you're the only one I trust." Misaki said. "Secondly, I want you to go in."

I blinked. "But.. Why me, Misaki? I swear, if this is a prank, it's not a funny one!"

"It's not, I swear on Gaara's sand!" Misaki exclaimed.

My eyes widened considerably. "Then.. You're not joking." I breathed. Nobody swore on Gaara's sand unless it was an extreme situation.

"I know it's dangerous out there, but from what I saw, it was in Naruto Shippuden time. Obviously meaning Gaara won't friggin' decapitate you on the spot or anything. You're good."

"Misaki, wait! Do you realize what you're saying? I can't go, it's too dangerous! I don't even know why you showed me this!" I whined.

Whack! I felt a painful thump on my head. "Misaki?" I gaped. "What the.."

"Blight, since when were you so stupid? This book defies all rules of physics, you're in love with Gaara, and you're always prepared for survival with that abnormally huge backpack of yours that's a big as Gaara's friggin' gourd! So what are you gonna do, huh?"

I stood in shock for a few seconds before taking the notebook out of Misaki's hands. "Alright, Misa-chan. You got me." I grinned.

"You'll survive, Blight. If things get tough, just open the notebook and stare at it for a second. Now go get your man." Misaki winked.

I tried to bear a solemn expression, but ended up squealing in delight. "I'm gonna marry Gaara-kun!" I screamed. Okay, marriage at my age of fifteen was out of the question, but you know.. Later!

"Sayonara, Misa-chan." I bid my farewell before clinging on to Ramen. I opened up to what seemed like halfway through the notebook and felt my body fall down rapidly. Ugh, I hated this feeling!

In fear and thrill, I squeezed my eyes shut and waited for my fate. When the sensation was over, I reopened my eyes and gasped at the sight.

I was safely nestled in a patch of grass. Wait, grass? Darn it, do I have to friggin' travel to my beloved Gaara-kun? This bites. Anyways, I was describing the scenery. The clouds wafted by in tufts, and little flowers poked upwards from the green forest floor. But most of all, there were trees. Tall, regal trees with large leaves blooming off the branches in natural clusters. Ugh, I must be in the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

Ah, well. Maybe Naruto's home. It'd be amazing if this universe didn't follow the actual plot, it was just mundane ninja stuff.

A rustle in the leaves alerted me of a presence. I stood up and scanned the area, but of course, the stupid ninja outdid me. Gah, I can't be bothered with ninjas right now! I must get to Gaara! And fast, because my hormones were happily spiraling out of control. Was there such thing as a fangirl hormone? I seem to have an overabundance of them..

"Who are you? State your identity and purpose."

I jumped what seemed like a mile in the air. Dang, these ninja were friggin' good!

"KYAA~" I screamed in surprise. I calmed myself down and looked up at the ninja. I didn't recognize him, so he must be a background character. "Yo."

The ninja's eyes narrowed. "State your identity and purpose."

I gripped onto Ramen and the notebook, ready to flip it open at any given moment. "Um.. I'm.. I'm Ayumi.. Ayumi Akahana!"

The ninja raised an eyebrow. Yes, dude. I get it, it's not a realistic name. Get the fudge over it!

"Very well then. Your purpose?"

"I'm here to.. Um.." I scratched my head. "Can you give me a moment?"

The ninja's eyes narrowed down into slits, way lower than before. "I don't sense a single bit of chakra in you, Ayumi."

"What?" I shrieked. "You mean I got teleported into the Naruto universe and don't have any chakra? Screw my dimension! Augh!"

"Naruto universe? You mean, like Naruto Uzumaki?" the ninja inquired.

"Yeah, man. He's like, the protagonist." I said, then covered my mouth. Balls. Why can't I keep my mouth shut for once?

"The protagonist?" The ninja scowled. "You're going to Tsunade-sama."

No! I got in trouble already? Please somebody tell me that Misaki's pulling a fast one on me!

I stumbled out of Tsunade's office, weary with information and orders. After I told her my made up story(I have amnesia and want to become a ninja), I had to do a whole bunch of paperwork and interrogation to become a citizen of Konoha. But hey, I made it!

The ninja escorted me to the village and dropped me off at a random area with a bag of fifty ryō to get started. Really? Only fifty? Some welcome. For a while, I wandered around the village. I seriously didn't want to enter the ninja academy, not at my age of fifteen! Ugh, I should totally be a Chunin by now!

I wandered about the village, bored out of my mind. I guess I should rent an apartment, but I had to conserve my money. Maybe I'd curl up on a nice, cozy tree before I got a job. Thank goodness this universe was based on the dub, because the closest I've ever come to Japanese was watching subbed anime. I know, pathetic. Especially since I was going to become the world's greatest mangaka!

I meandered to the outskirts of Konoha and settled down on a tree stump. I seriously had to think everything through. What personality? What should I do for a living? How the heck do I get to my beloved Gaara? He's the main reason I'm here anyways. I think I've done enough good deeds to deserve his undying love for me!

I took a bar of chocolate out of my backpack and slowly chewed on it. Chocolate=Best food ever. I remember once I went on a whole four days with only chocolate and various beverages. I was content with sinking my teeth into chocolate forever, but I got food poisoning. Unfair!

"Hey you!"

Huh? I looked up to see none other than Naruto himself bending over and looking at me. Oh. My. Gosh. The Naruto Uzumaki.

Well, that's the end of Chapter Uno!

KYAA writing this stuff is more fun than a barrel of Gaara chibis! :D

Well, favorite, review, and PEACE OUT.

Next Time on Sand vs ...Bubbles?

"Heart's calling?"

"Greetings, I am the Kazekage of the Sunagakure."

"K-K-KYAAAAAAAA~"