A/N: Yeah, I've teased everyone enough with the Aomine rules. Here is the legit ones. Complete with Akashi reigning over Miragen and everyone knows it.

P.S. I still want to apologize for the Candy Flavours. I want to write, I really do. But damn, College is eating up my life. I'm so sorry.

AOMINE DAIKI

1. Do not challenge him unless you are prepared for the consequences.

(One of which is trauma and eventual fear of basketball and Ganguros… estimated time till you would be 'healed' would be years)

2. He is not a Ganguro.

("Yeah, you kind of are, Dai-chan."

"Woman, how many times do I have to repeat myself – just because I look like this does not mean I am a Ganguro.")

3. Tetsu is his partner, thank you very much.

("So hands off!"

"Eeeeh~~? Kurokochii belongs to everyone. Don't be so selfish, Aominechii."

"I don't belong to anybody.")

4. The only who can be Tetsu's light is him.

("Would you like to repeat that?"

"O-oi… A-Akashi…"

"Hm? *snip*"

"Akashi-kun, stop scaring Aomine-kun.")

5. If you mess with Momoi Satsuki, prepare your will.

(You won't live to tell the tale.

Also, no evidence would be directed towards him. After all, Akashi works in mysterious ways. And he won't let his player get in trouble if he could help it.)

6. There is such a thing as personal space.

("And I'm talking about you, Kise."

"Eeeeh~? That's so mean, Aominechii."

"Stop adding –chii to my name, idiot."")

7. Do not comment on the magazines he has on his locker, bag, etc.

(Unless you are Akashi.)

8. Do not comment on his rude behavior.

(Unless you are Akashi. Or Momoi. Or Kuroko.)

9. The only one who can play alongside him in Basketball and keep up is Kuroko.

("And Akashi."

"Ahem…"

"Oh all right….)

9. The only one who can play alongside him in Basketball and keep up is the Kuroko, Akashi, Midorima, Murasakibara, (honorary is Momoi,) and Kise.

("Happy?")

10. The only one who can beat him is him.

("And most probably, Akashi."

"Way to be egoistical, Aomine-kun."

"And way to inflate his ego.")