Crossovers: Finder series/HP, God of war/HP, SAO/HP

Born: January 20, 1994. Gender: Female

Something bout me: Hard core rare shipper, Yaoi Pervert, Lazy writer, part time weirdo, full time Aquarius.

Things I won't ever read:

1) Any original male (Harry, Naruto, Ichigo, Tsunayoshi, etc. etc) changed into a GIRL! Like come on! Seriously why ruin such a perfectly good uke by turning them into a girl of all things... They're boys. They were MEANT to be boys. To me FEM!characters are basically just OCs

2) Very detailed non-con. I can handle a bit but too much makes me sick of it.

3) Stories that automatically Bring back dead people and don't have a good reason or explanation or just doesn't go well or make sense in the story at all. What's the point? I need a pull to the story not something to push me away from it

4) Sesshomaru/Kagome. Oh please. They totally don't match at all. Itachi/Sakura. I'd picture Itachi KILLING Sakura yes, but not kissing her. Sasuke/Naruto. Both Ukes can't be compatible together I realized that when Itachi was screwing Naruto into the mattress and there was the word uke in Sasuke XD. Oh and Edward/Bella fics. Just... *pukes* , like Sasuke/Naruto, I don't know which is the uke and which is the Seme, it just doesn't work for me

5) Stories that say SLASH but DONT have them!!! Don't be cruel to me baby! Don't break my heart with such LIES!!

6) Overused pairings. Sorry but Seeing so many stories of the same pairings over and over and OVER again just makes it boring to me (Ex.Draco/Harry, Sasuke/Naruto, Steve Rogers/Tony Stark) . I'm a die hard Rare pair shipper. Something new always so hot.

Links:

1) Your real name in Japanese can be found here: http:///widgets/toys/namegen/721/#.UfzkYJI3DDN (thank you Hibiko-sama for finding this!!)

Random stuff I found/quotes/such

If you're gay, it's a sin.

If you're bisexual, you're confused.

If you're skinny, you're on drugs.

If you're fat, you're a slob.

If you're dressed up, you're conceited.

If you speak your mind, you're a bitch.

If you don't say anything, you must be miserable.

If you cry, you're a drama queen.

If you have male friends, you're a whore.

If you defend yourself, you're a trouble maker.

You can't do anything without being criticized.

Ninety-five percent of kids are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem-W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple, windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Sn1ck3rD00l3, Annoyed Child, Ryuu-chan the koorime, sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Fierygirl0, Saria19,myloveiskyo, Sigery97, ShizuBabe

Friends or best friends

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPAPPY

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Shit! We really messed up! It sure was fun, though."

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS: Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school/college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough

BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl/Boy drink the rest of that. You know we don't waste."

FRIENDS: Will crack under interrogation.

BESTFRIENDS: Will not only keep their mouths shut, but will help you hide the body.

FRIENDS: Will look at you like you're crazy when you tell them you're an alien from outerspace.

BESTFRIENDS: Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet up with the mothership.

FRIENDS: Will know all your passwords.

BESTFRIENDS: MADE all your passwords.

FRIENDS: Hug when your down

BESTFRIENDS: Give you a hug, a kiss, and mess up your hair

FRIENDS: Will ignore this

GOOD FRIENDS: Will repost this!

BESTFRIENDS: Will add to it!!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. (Did this)

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things.

IMPORTANT: those that don't know what the codes mean. Here are they

‘Adult content' codes, here is the code list so you can understand what you may be reading.

Abuse - abuse of any character

Anal - Anal Sex

BDSM - Bondage/discipline/Sado-masochism

Challenge Fic - Story written in response to a challenge

D/S - Dominance/Submission

Dom - Male or Female Domination

Exhib - Exhibitionism

Fet - Fetish

Fingering - Manual manipulation of the clitoris, vagina, vulva or anus

GB - Gender Bending

HJ - Hand Job

M/F - Het

Minor - Minor involved, under legal age for sex, 14 to 18

Oral - Oral Sex

Preg - Pregnancy

PWP - Porn without Plot/Point

Rape - where one of the characters is sexually assaulted

SH - Sexual Harassment

Solo - Masturbation

Toys - Sexual toys

UST - Unresolved Sexual Tension

Voy - Voyeurism

WD - wet dream or ejaculation while asleep

Non-Con - None consonantal sex

Dub-Con - Dubious consent

Ideas for fICS:

Harry Potter/Bleach:

Harry Potter/Katekyo Hitman Reborn: Tsuna knew that Reborn had earned his title as the number one hitman in the world, but what if one day while walking home from school Tsuna is saved by a 20 year old man from a strangely dressed men, claiming to be the number one Assassin in the world? Eeh?! Isn't being a hitman the same as an assassin? No? Who is this man?! And why is he looking for Reborn? HEEII?! What does he mean Reborn is his lover?!?! What's going on?! (Pairing: Reborn/Harry)