Dsclaimer: I Do Not Own Katekyo Hitman Reborn Nor Shokugeki No Soma! I Only Own the Idea!

Summary: Tsunayoshi gets forced into being a second Sky Arcobaleno, and years later his younger brothers become candidates for Vongola Decimo. Tsuna is a top chef in the Food Industry and his brothers and their tutor; Reborn, enjoy joining to help judge students. Strong/Smart!Tsuna. Eventually R27. Luche/Iemitsu bashing. Shokugeki No Soma! Kawahira/Checkerface!Love. 10!Gen Guardians become Tsuna's middle brothers guardians; except Mukuro. More will be revealed as the story goes on.

Warning: In this chapter I am NOT making fun of people with ADHD. I, myself have a minor form of it, I'm simply using the condition for gag material. Please do not be affended.

Enjoy! XD -my other stories are going to be continued soon! I just got really into Katekyo Hitman Reborn lately and I wanted to start a few stories! Ask if you'd like more explaination to things!

Previously:

Tsuna watched silently from the side of the curb as Reborn's ride drove up towards Reborn.

Fon- Luche's storm, his storm- sat in the drivers seat with a small Chinese kid in the car. Seeing Fon and Reborn so close together made him want to cry. Seeing that their so close, made him want to cry. Seeing them together made his core yearn for them. Seeing them so close together made him hurt deep inside, knowing that he could never have them so long as they were within Luche's grasp, not wanting to get ahead of himself Tsuna got up and left towards his dorm. The Polar Star Dormitory.

Maybe being near Isshiki and Fumio-chan can take his mind off not having Elements that are only his. Maybe then he can take his mind off wanting to blame the Elements for not realizing the truth about Luche earlier.

Then just maybe it won't be so cold.

Maybe he'll be able to relax in his room and just listen to the kids make noise. This way he won't be so cold and lonely. This way he won't be so empty.

'God, what did I do to deserve this? What did I do to make you so mad at me? Tell me, how have I angered you so?' Tsuna thought as he walked to the dormitory with Natsu snug on his head.

Chapter Three: Polar Star Dormitory

Tsuna walked into the Polar Star Dormitory to almost walk right into the warden of the dorm; Daimido Fumio. He shook his head to clear his thoughts as he greeted the woman that could be considered his second mother, "Good evening, Fumi-Chan."

Fumio snorted, "Brat, you look horrible. Your aura's colder than usual."

Tsuna laughed lightly, "I just met a few people is all. Got a bit jealous."

"Who?" Don't get her wrong, she's knows not to pry, but she's known the kid since he was old enough to attend middle school.

Tsuna shook his head, "Just some well known people of the Underground."

'Ugh, of all people.' Fumio thought as she started to search Tsuna for any wounds, "They didn't lay a hand on you did they? I'll skin them alive!"

"No, they didn't harm me Fumi-chan. They only brought out some of my more hidden emotions. Where's Isshi-chan? He told me a few hours ago that he was heading over here." Tsuna changed the subject not wanting to think about the Sun and Storm guardians from earlier.

Fumio sighed at the obvious subject changer, "Smooth, real smooth. Isshiki's up in the ceilings most likely. We have a few new first years and one more is suspected to come. I tell them to keep their speaking tubes open so that you can relax to the noise."

Tsuna nodded as he headed to his room after setting Natsu down by the stairs so he could cool off after keeping his flames active for over 45 minutes already. "The more noise the better, it helps take my mind off things."

"Don't got to tell me, I do the same thing." Fumio laughed as she picked Natsu up and carried the small lion into the kitchen to make him something to eat.

Fumio set the small lion on the counter and made him a light dinner meal of grilled fish.

"Goa!" Natsu cheered as he ate the fish.

As he was eating Tadokoro Megumi walked into the kitchen, hearing the noises. She was holding a towel, an extra set of clothes, and a small rubber ducky. She paused at the sight of the small lion eating on the counter with gusto and an amused Fumio-san. She tilted her head confused, "Isn't that Tsunayoshi-sensei's lion?"

"Oh, I didn't know you were in one of his classes." Fumio mused. "He lives here in the dormitory when he has a busy schedule."

"I'm in his Around The World Dinner Cuisine Course- AWD for short." Megumi informed, "We make strictly dinner dishes in that class. The dinner dishes are ones that are from other cultures though so that class is well rounded."

Fumio sighed exasperated, "That boy could never keep to a single type of class. He'd get bored and end up changing the class course within a week. Which is why he has a bunch of different class courses. He teaches a Desert Class, the AWD class, a Basic Cooking Course, and a breakfast/lunch course. Plus, he has the Cafe and other things he helps out with. Always busy that boy. Never could stay still for too long."

"Does he have some form of ADHD?" Megumi asked worriedly.

Fumio laughed long and hard she grabbed her stomach as it started to hurt she was laughing so hard, "AHAHAHAHA! Oh My! ADHD?! Why Didn't I think Of That?! Genius!" Her face was turning red, she was laughing so hard. "Watch the next time he calls me short! I'll get him!"

Megumi paled, realizing now that she just gave Fumio-san teasing material to use against her teacher.

"So," Fumio calmed herself in a matter of seconds- she should get an award for how fast she calmed herself after laughing so hard, "What brought you down to the kitchen? Dinner's over already."

Megumi blushed, "I came to ask if I could use the bathroom to take a bath?"

Fumio stared at the young lady before her, "Wow, that was actually quiet disappointing. I thought your reason was bigger, but it was really normal."

"Is that bad?" Megumi squeaked.

"No, it's fine." Fumio waved her off as she looked at the clock, "You can get in the shower in an hour. It's the guys turn until 9:30. Currently it's 8:30, from 9:30 to 10:30 it's the girls and anytime before or after the bathroom belongs to the first person to enter- no complaining."

Megumi nodded before she walked back to her room to wait until she could take a warm bath.

Yukihira Souma dragged his feet up the last few feet to enter the seemingly haunted dormitory. Upon opening the door he shivered, a cold breeze brushing against his skin giving him goose bumps. He shook off the thought that the Dormitory houses ghosts.

Souma walked into the shady looking dormitory, to nearly jump out of his skin when a voice yelled from the speakers above him, "HEEEEY, ROOM 208! YOU WENT AND MODIFIED THE LOUNGE INTO A SMOKING ROOM AGAIN. SHALL I MAKE YOU INTO SMOKE CHIPS!?"

"Yes, yes, I'll be reflecting on it." Was modestly responded back.

A stampede was followed by a cry of, "USAKO, KAMOSUKE, SHIKANOSHIN! DON'T LEAVE YOUR CAGEEEEES!"

"DON'T KEEP GIBIER IN YOUR ROOM, ROOM 116! IF YOU DO IT AGAIN, I'LL SKIN YOUR BODY!" Was yelled through the speakers.

A voice from beside him nearly cause him to jump out of his skin, "You're the new transfer student who wants to enter this dorm, Yukihira Souma, right?" A short woman walked towards Souma with her hands on her hips, "I'm this place's Dorm Mother... Call me 'Polar Star Maria' Fumio-san."

'Uggh, I came to a weird place again!' Souma thought dreadfully as his face lost it's color.

"I'm sure you've prepared your ingredients." Fumio-san continued.

"Huh? Ingredients for what...?." Souma trailed off confused.

"That's obvious! For Polar Star's Specialty... THE SKILL TEST!" Fumio announced.

Dormitory Entrance Skill Test:

- The entrant must make a dish. Only if it's flavor is accepted can he/she enter the dormitory.

- The judgment is made by the dormitory leader.

- The entrant is free to bring any ingredients.

Souma panicked, "I DID'T HEAR ABOUT THIS!"

Fumio shrugged unconcerned, "Then you lose by default! You can't enter the Polar Star without having your skills checked."

"...? Which means tonight, I..." Souma once again trailed off.

"You'll have to camp outside." Fumio deadpanned seriously.

"Don't screw with me! Don't underestimate how cold an April night can be!" Souma's hands twitched in irritation. He kneeled as his exhaustion started to catch back up with him- it was a long walk from the main building to the dorm- and he thought, 'What a woman! Jeez... I'm about to die from exhaustion and hunger, you know? I can't go without lodging tonight!'

"Give up! There's only the left over ingredients in the kitchen." Fumio continued, not knowing that she's sparked Souma's attention, "You had bad luck today-"

"So I can use those leftovers?" Souma asked determinedly, "I'll take the skill test! Where's the kitchen?" He asked.

Shrugging, Fumio lead the determined boy to the dormitorys kitchen.

"Woah.." Souma looked around the kitchen impressed, "What a nice kitchen! It's totally different from the exterior!"

Fumio snapped his attention away from the kitchen, "Listen, I hate kids that bluff the most! How many of the students' dishes do you think I've tasted? Do you think I'll give an improvised dish a passing mark?!"

Souma paid the ranting lady no mind as he opted to look around the kitchen instead, 'There's some vegetables like onion and eggs... I have the seasoniongs. And then-' his eyes brightened, "Yep! This should be enough!"

'WHAT?!' Fumio thought as she snapped out of her rant and looked over at the red headed boy as he tied a long white cloth around his forehead, his apron already in place.

"Polar Star Dormitory Mother, Daimidou Fumio-Dono, please wait just a minute!" Souma got to work with his dish.

Sometime later-

"There should've been less than 1G of beef and pork minced meat." Fumio stated as looked at the dishes Souma sat infront of her, her voice started to raise, " What Kind Of Magic Did You Use... TO MAKE THIS FLESHY HAMBURGER?!"

"I used canned mackerel to make this, Mackerel Burger!" Souma said.

"Canned mackerel!?" Fumio asked incrediously.

Souma nodded as he explained, "Onions, eggs, breadcrumbs, and mackerel whise juice is lightly drained. I broke all of those pieces and mixed them, adding salt and pepper, and fried it. With that you can make a fluffy Mackerel Hamburger! Morever, when you add ponzu tothe canned mackerel's juice and make it viscous using potato starch diluted with water you get a great sauce with a refreshing flavor!"

"No way that's... A hamburger made with canned mackerel-" She grabbed a piece of the hamburger with her chopsticks and lifted it to her mouth, "would have a raw smell so strong that you wouldn't be able to eat it-" She ate the piece of hamburger on her chopsticks.

Instantly she thought, 'DELICIOUUUUS! It has a fleshy feeling that would make you believe him if he said it was meat! It's fried so superbly that its soft...' She turned to the Egg Soup sitting beside the Mackerel Burger and asked herself, 'The what about this Egg Soup?'

Tasting the egg soup she continued her thought process, 'You can say that a soups flavor depends on the quality of the dashi (japanese soup stock made from fish and kelp.) This fragreant flavor is proof that a fine quality dashi was used!' Fumio turned to Souma sharply, "Just how did yoh do this?! There was no kelp, katsuobushi (small pieces of sliced dried bonito) or anything else that you could make dashi from!"

"About that, I had some in my hands." He flicked the squid in his mouth. "Since the squid is dried, it's a mass of delecious components! If you dip it in boiling water for a while and adjust the flavor with salt, you can complete a soup with a deep flavor and effective dashi! I call this, 'Yukihira Style: Improvised Mackerel Burger Meal'!"

Fumio stood over the dish amazed, 'What a kid, with only the ingredients he had on hand he was able to make dishes of this quality! I haven't seen this happen right off the bat since Tsuna was in school!' She continued to judge the food, 'What a peaceful flavor.' She thought, 'It's as if my body and soul are being warmed. Mackerel and Squid. This beautiful salt flavor interwoven by seafood brings me back to when I was young-' one thought rung through her mind, 'PLEASE EMBRACE ME!' She leant over to give Souma a kiss!

Terrified Souma yelled, "Let me go, Old Haaag!"

Fumio let him go and nodded with a few fufufu's, "Alright! Your room is, Room 303!" She handed the boy a key with the room number on it. "I'll accept your admission into the dorm!"

"It wasn't that much!" Souma thanked. "Alright, a bath! A bath first!"

Fumio watched Souma leave out of the kitchen, 'That response capability with those limited ingredients. Yukihira Souma, huh! Another interesting guy has arrived, I wonder what'll happen once he meets the dweeb duo?' She laughed to herself before pausing and looking at the clock that read 9:45. 'Ah, I forgot to warn him that it's the girl's turn to bathe now.' She smiled in amusement as she heard a large girlish scream come from the area the bathrooms located. Her eyes softened, 'At least it'll he noisy from now on, right Tsuna?'

Almost an hour later, Souma walked into his dorm room and layed down in his bed nice and fresh from just getting out of the shower. He got lost in his thoughts about the direction his life is taking by entering this Cooking Academy and was startled when he looked up at his ceiling to see a teen a few years older than he is looking down at him. From his ceiling.

Souma stared at the teen with his mouth open gobsmacked, "Who are you?!"

The slightly older teen laughed, "I'm Satoshi Isshiki, new transfer student. I have come to collect you for the dorms get together. Please walk down the hall and go to the third room on the right." Isshiki moved the ceiling tile back after he finished speaking leaving Souma with a sweatdrop.

Slowly Souma got out of his bed and left his room.

Meanwhile, Isshiki crawled through the ceiling to the last room in this hallway and slide a tile under him as he peaked his head into the coldest room in the dorm.

"I regret teaching you how to get into the ceiling." A voice spoke from the single desk in the room.

Isshiki chuckled slightly, "You know just as well as I do that your lying out your teeth." He paused when he heard a pen scratch against paper and winced, "Paperwork?"

The young man at the desk groaned as he whined, "I didn't have a chance to do them because I had company so now I'm behind and my manager at the cafe dropped off more!" Isshiki could feel the glare the young man was sending to the papers, "Damn devil papers. They're evil I tell you. EVIL. Everytime I turn around they multiply."

Isshiki sighed, "Aren't you just over reacting, Tsu-san?"

Tsuna looked up from his paperwork and turned slightly to look at Isshiki, "If I was overreacting then I wouldn't have bloodshot eyes. Besides, look towards my door. Those haven't been done yet."

Isshiki followed Tsuna's gaze to the bottome corner of the door where a two foot stack of papers were piled. He gaped at them, "Why on earth are there so many? Those weren't here this morning!"

"See, they multiply like rabbits." Tsuna mumbled under his breath quietly before continuing slightly louder, "I got a new shipment of imported coffee beans, payments for this months ingredient and serving supplies, my new furniture and decor, new appliances, an expansion to the kitchen and serving counter, water bills, electric bills, class reports, explusion reprots, ceriticants for the graduating third year students in my Desert Course class, and damage reports from a bunch of hoodlums trashing my cafe."

Isshiki winced deeply, "You make it hard to want to open my own restaraunt."

The cold sky rose a questioning brow, "Owning a restaraunt will have much more paperwork because more food is involved. Especially a high class well known one because then you have to deal with ratings and food critics. That's one of the reasons why I just opened a simple cafe thats only well known to the locals and the people that know me."

"Wouldn't you like to open a bigger one though? I mean, I know your more of the comfy cozy, but do you ever wish for more?" Isshiki asked.

A flash of a well dressed man with a fedora standing next to another man with longer braded hair in red chinese garb, appeared in Tsuna's mind as he smiled softly, "I do wish for more, but some circumstances don't allow me to have more. Isshiki, did you agree to take the headmasters MBK* course?"

Isshiki nodded, "That's the course that's only offered to be taken by those in the Elite Ten, right?"

Tsunayoshi nodded, "That one."

"I agreed. The head master assigned my tutor to be Kojiro Shinomiya. He helped me discover that I have Rain Flames." Isshiki said.

Tsuna snorted, "I could have told you that you have Rain Flames. Hell even Fumi-chan could have told you. Has he gotten far enough to tell you about Sky's and bindings?"

Isshiki nodded his head with a cheeks dusted a light pink, "A Sky unites all elements by metophorically tying their Flame with the elements by force or with long hours of close contact that can be sped up to just a few hours of sexual contact."

Tsuna nodded, "During a forced binding, the element isn't aware of the binding and happens when a Sky's Flame expands from there body and connects with the elements flame. A mutual bonding occurs by a Sky's flame seeping through the element through physical contact- say holding hands or touching shoulders. Which can be sped up as you said through sexual Sky's bind to one element each, but a Sky can bind to one or two elements for only three elements in the rainbow. Any more than that and the Sky will die. Same for binding to more than three elements that are already bound by a different Sky only instead of dying their core freezes. I already have my full Rainbow."

Isshiki swallowed as the chill in the room took on a new meaning, "Your Rainbow has three elements that are already bound to another sky?"

Tsuna shook his head sadly, "My whole Rainbow is bound to another Sky and I am bounded to that Sky. As I said earlier, my circumstances are different. Said circumstances will be explained to you by your tutor on a later date. As it is, I can't allow myself to have a lot of publicity or else I'll end up putting myself and my elements in danger."

"Can I meet your elements?" Isshiki asked, "Maybe I'll be able to convence them to unbind with their first sky. I mean it's the least I can do for you. You've been like a brother to me since day one when I was in the middle school section."

Tsuna faced back towards his desk and started back on his paperwork when he felt his lips tremble and his eyss water up, "Due to some unfavorable circumstances, my rainbow does not know I am there Sky. You met my Sun earlier today."

"Reborn?! He's you Sun element?!" Isshiki asked incrediously.

Tsunayoshi nodded as he signed another paper, "His first Sky hides alot from him, but he's being hinted. If I tell him straight out he will not trust me and the bond between us will be strained. The same is with the others. They all belong to the same Sky, but enough about me. The interesting new transfer student is waiting for you."

Reluctantly, Isshiki nodded and started to move the tile back in place, but before the tile was fully in place Tsuna called back out to him, "And Isshi-chan, please be sure to be loud."

Ignoring the throb of pain in his heart Isshiki replied back cheerfully, "Of course~" He moved the tile back in it's original place and crawled over to Mayuri's room. He vowed to himself to ask his tutor during there next lesson what Tsuna's circumstances are.

Hours later after all of the first years passed out in exhaustion Isshiki climbed back into the ceiling and crawled his way over to Tsuna's room to check on the twenty one year old. When he slid the tile out of his way his ehes softened at the sight on Tsuna's bed.

Tsunayoshi was curled up on his side with Natsu curled up against him with his head under Tsuna's chin. Tsuna's arms were wrapped around Natsu lightly and they were laying near the metal tubes that are used as speakers throughout the dormitory. A small smile rested on Tsuna's face as he slept and listened to the snoring comming from the tube that connects to Mayuri's room.

"Goodnight." Isshiki whispered softly as he replaced the tile and crawled back to Mayuri's room to go to sleep with the rest of the group.

* BMK- Black Mafia Kitchen

If you would like too see any pairings mentioned them in the reviews! I may not make it a main pairing, but I can at least add small scenes of the pairing into the story. Any questions? Review/comment below! No yaoi? Don't continue this is a R27 story. There will be major graphics involved that's why the story will be rated M!

Isshiki/ Tsuna will be involved but only as a BROmance. In this story Isshiki is a single child and his parents are total assholes so he really treasures his relationship with Tsuna. To Isshiki, Ienobu and Ieyasu are also his younger brothers so they call him, 'Isshi-nii' as Tsuna calls him 'Isshi-chan'.

The next chapter will be mainly about Reborn and his speculations on Tsuna words and will have small niblets on Ieyasu and the guardians he collected so far. This story won't really focus on Ieyasu and his guardians until the Kokuyo Arc- in other words when Mukuro makes his appearance.

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