Hello there! My name is Follow the Untrue! Or, FTU for short. Please remember the "T". Let's see...where to begin? ...

... I like fanfiction. Ok, that's a good start! Writing is just a fun passtime for me. Some people think I'm great, others think I'm really great. But nobody thinks I suck, and that includes you. I just thought I should clarify that before we push any further. I enjoy reading equally as I enjoy writing, but if I had to choose to between reading other good stories or writing my own I'd play video games any day. I'm pretty elitist when it comes to choosing what I read, though I'm by no means a perfectionist. You can see evidence of that in my own works. What else? My favorite color is blue, I love spicy food and I just got a job as an animator for a respectable gaming company full-time. I'm also a HUGE yaoi fanboy. I wouldn't call myself rabid, but I have been commited to both religious and federal institutions for trying to go without. I am a very cheerful, highly cynical person. I have a notorious reputation as "the smart-ass with a grin." Not by choice, mind you. Those who say that are just jealous because I'm funnier than they are. And better looking. I'd rather be known as "the smart-ass with a dazzling, perfect grin."

Here's some cool and deeply interesting facts about me:

Real Name: Markus

Gender: Male

Height: 5' 11"

Hair: Black

Eyes: Blue-ish

Food: Sushi

Beverage: Dr. Pepper

Best Friend: I dunno... probably Alejandro. I have a ton of "best friends"who all think they're the only "best friend," but I only consider one person to be my actual "best friend." And that person is my best friend.

Other Talents: I like to play piano and sing. I don't know if I'm any good. I probably am.

Favorite Music Artist: Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails), Maynard Keenan (Tool, A Perfect Circle, Puscifer)

Favorite Artist-Artist: Michaelangelo

Favorite Games: Final Fantasy 7, Dragon Age, Resident Evil 5

Favorite Show: Family Guy, Futurama, Trigun, Outlaw Star... Anything actually funny or kick-ass.

Favorite Underwear: Anything that's not boxers. How boring.

Places I Must Visit: Italy (Venice, Rome, etc.) Japan. Anywhere in the Caribbean. Greece.

I like the game serieses (seri? serisusses?) ... I like the games Final Fantasy 7 and 8, I like the "Zelda" series, a big fan of the "Tekken" series, the "Sly Cooper" and "Jak" trilogies, Dragon Age is also amazing. I've probably played through that more times than any other game. ... Pretty much anything RPGish and full of ass-kickery I'd be into.

In terms of anime I like Outlaw Star, Trigun, Death Note and Air Gear, to name a few. I don't really like Naruto save for the incredible fap material it provides.

When it comes to movies I like...dramatic action films. Like V for Vendetta and The Dark Knight. And recently The Book of Eli. I love the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Star Wars sucks. I don't see what the big deal is about it. Anything with a gripping story and/or lots of action that's at least semi-realistic (i.e. fuck any movie made by Jason Statham) I would probably like.

Read my stories. They're good. In fact, I might even go so far as to say they're REALLY good. But I won't.

Follow the Untrue