Summary: It took Larry just under a week to adapt to being the night guard at the Natural History Museum. How long did it take Ahkmenrah to adjust to being free? Plus drabbles and random bits of all of our favorite characters. Rating may change later on.

The first time Monroe smells Nick he knows, Nick is his true mate. The one every Blutbad waits their whole lives for. Nick may be with Juliet but he is Monroe's mate and Monroe isn't going to wait to make his claim.

AU - In which one Bilbo Baggins finds himself married to Thorin, King Under the Mountain and everyone expects him to be happy about it. "The one who falls in love first is the one who loses."

The entire Nation is at its knees. John Watson, The Master, professionally known as 'The Man' has in his possession very compromising photographs that could destroy the most powerful family in Britain and Sherlock Holmes' name has arisen. RE-OPENED!

Sherlock tests John. Long-suffering Doctor W and a very devious Sherlock. *Pre/Post-JohnLock*

Leverage Inc. has taken a job with a client that runs several same-sex resorts and spa. Only catch is the client needs the boys to run the con on the bad guy since it an all male resort. If he sees any females it would be a died give away. So the girls have to sit this one out. No problem though while the boys are away the girls will play. Re-edited.

Everyone thought that I would have lived Happily ever after with Kyrie, but they were wrong very much wrong.The Kyrie they see on the outside is the complete opposite then what I have to live with.Dante? Where are you I need you?

Thorin wakes up in an unfamiliar room, feverish and in the care of a curious and quite gorgeous being. Last thing he remembers is tumbling down the hill in Hobbiton. Bilbo just wants to know who exactly did he have to lug to his house through the rain. Lots of new fanart to see in my profile for this! Also on AO3 /works/634116/chapters/1147495

AU: Bilbo doesn't know how much angrier and annoyed he could get, but spending six months with a total handsome stranger he's never properly met, just doesn't seem worth it. Especially since he is in recovery from a small accident with said stranger... Slow-build Thilbo, strong language (lessens by Chapter 7)

Coming to New York, employed as a doctor by his friend's suggestion, Magnus finds himself working with one patient who seemed destined for misery. Alec, with no blood-family left and stuck inside hospital walls for over three years, finds himself drawn to the doctor who just might be able to get him out. That is, if they don't get caught with their technically illegal relationship.

A collection of Sansa/Sandor ficlets of all different genres, some explicit, some canon, some divergence from canon, some total au, angst, fluff and all sorts! Enjoy!

Once upon a time, nine-year-old Eliot had to save his little sister from playground bullies, seven-year-old Alec mis-programmed his remote control helicopter, and six-year-old Parker wanted to learn how her parents met. It's a good thing Nate and Sophie have a lot of patience! A series of AU one-shots featuring our favorite team in a slightly different dynamic.

Alec is almost a typical teenager, except that he has a three years old son. He tries to keep it in a secret in a new school, where he meets Magnus, with whom he falls in love with. When it will be out, his life will start to fall apart, especially, when the mother of his child comes back. Will he be able to keep his son with him, and give him a family? Will Magnus stays with him?

They knew what they were getting into, it was what they wanted, but it wasn't good. Too full of pride, and also hate. Love created by a complicated string of lies. It would burden them, before bringing them down in ruin. But no one could say that their love wasn't interesting to watch. (M/M warning)

When Alec stops two homophobic men from hurting an innocent man, his world changes forever. Magnus refuses to be a victim and Alec learns to accept himself and together they are stronger than ever. AU/AH.

When Thorin is injured in the Battle of the Five Armies, Bilbo surprises everyone with his healing abilities. Then as Erebor starts to rebuild he continues to surprise people with his knowledge and skills. On top of everything else that is occuring there is a dwarf king and a hobbit are be trying to court one another without the other knowing. Direct Spoilers for the end of book.

Thorin and Bilbo become separated from the main company. An unforeseen adventure ensues! Please comment & Review! I lurv 'em. :) Adventure/Drama/Friendship

Short story number 26 - In which past reminiscences leave Thorin a changed character and the company baffled. Can Kíli succeed in returning their king to his normal self?

Five years on and Nick is still trying to pick-up all the pieces. Luckily for him, he gets a little help. Nick/Gatsby.

SLASH - Tonto/John Reed - a collection of 5000-words-or-less oneshot ficlets featuring Tonto & John Reed's relationships in all it's mismatched, misshapen, & sometimes cute ways. - * G-T16 rated Only - explicit material on Ao3 * chapters will be updated whenever

Bilbo distraught found something to focus on, a crusade to fight, he just didn't know his guardian also fought the same crusade. Thorin was also surprised to find Bilbo doing the same as him, sort of. His way didn't involve so much burglary... Superhero AU. (Oneshot part of the unrelated Patchwork series.)

John is a recently graduated PhD student teaching his first class at the University of Colorado, Boulder. Sherlock is a college freshman who moved to the United States three years ago. John is happy to have such an enthusiastic student, but he's starting to wish Sherlock didn't come to *every single one* of his office hours. He's scaring off the other students. Johnlock college!AU.

After the Battle of Five Armies, Thorin sulks about his new life and Fili suspects it has something to do with a certain hobbit that landed in Erebor's infirmary. While Thorin attempts to look past the hobbit's wrongdoings, evil has slowly come back to Erebor... Eventual Thilbo!

Emmett is curious about his brother's relationship. AU. No Bella - Jakeward. These are a series of silly one-shots from EmmPOV. Rated M for explicit themes and language.

ACHAN (OC of course) decides to recruit William T. Spears as his partner for two reasons: 1)Boredom and 2)is a secret. As they soon encounter certain things though, they soon realize that they just might be on a mission for more than just fun. (rated for a bit of violence).

FemBilbo "After all whoever heard of a lady-burglar?" Dwalin wasn't expecting the small female to answer the door. Bilbo wasn't expecting the axe-wielding dwarf on her doorstep. Protective Dwalin. Flirting Fili and Kili. Grouchy Thorin - for a bit. Fill to a prompt!

Courting one's Beloved is a difficult process at the best of times, with complex customs to remember. For Thorin Oakenshield, it's a whole lot more complicated than that. Firstly, his Beloved is a hobbit who has absolutely no idea that he even is Thorin's Beloved. Secondly, Thorin may or may not be completely invisible to said hobbit. Mahal has ever laughed upon the Line of Durin.

University AU. Teenlock/Unilock. Sherlock and John meet by becoming roommates during their first year at university. Fun fluffiness and adventures and drama and smut and evil plots and good stuff like that. Ships: Johnlock, some Mystrade.

AU. Sherlock Holmes is an Oscar winning actor in a career slump, John Watson is an Everyman actor trapped in date movies. When they are cast as a gay couple in a new film, will they surprise each other? Will their on-screen romance become reality?

100 theme challenge I've taken on. This will be 100 chapters each based on a writing prompt in the DMC universe basing mostly around Dante, Nero, Trish, Lady and Vergil. DantexNero in some chapters.

Sometimes your mind can play tricks on you. It can make you see and hear things that aren't really there. John always thought he could handle anything that came his way. That was until the suicide of his best friend and flatmate Sherlock Holmes. But if he was truly gone then why can John still see him? What happens if he actually comes back? Johnlock. hallucination!Sherlock

This is a series of 26 one-shots that corresponds with each letter or the English alphabet. There is two more one-shots that will be in this which also corresponds with one of the letter. The couple is only Bagginshield.

Sebastian is a freelance artist with a past he knows nothing about, when Claude finds him and commissions him to do a painting of Earl Trancy, the unwitting artist may just be drawn into a world of demons, angels and shinigami. A world he fits into, he just hasn't realised it yet. NO LONGER ON HOLD!

Drabble. Thorin and Bilbo are expecting a dwobbit. mpreg. Why am I doing this? This is really just a collection of one-shots about Thorin and Bilbo's dwobbits and the plot is in no way linear.

id-ee-uht. noun. fool, jerk, ass, plank, charlie, berk, prick, wally, prat, plonker, moron, geek, twit, chump, imbecile, cretin, oaf, simpleton, airhead, dimwit, dipstick, dickhead, gonzo, schmuck, dork, nitwit, blockhead, divvy, pillock, halfwit, nincompoop, dweeb, putz, thicko, dumb-ass. The very definition of Sherlock Holmes. That was until John met the celebrity himself. AU

Mindy doesn't know what she's getting into when she baits Danny ino showing her what a "real man" is.

When John found work as a waiter to fund his way through university, he didn't imagine that he would meet anyone like Sherlock Holmes the Freak.

Bilbo is an accountant whose nephew, Frodo, just got seriously sick. In order to save young boy's life Bilbo borrows money from one of the mafia families. Later, he discovers that he can't to save enough money to pay his debt back; he is kidnapped and turned into the leader, Thorin's, personal accountant. And Bilbo is fine with that but is it necessary to live with him? PROMPT FILL

Thorin angers Thranduil when the Elf king attempts to repair their relationship. As punishment, he turns Thorin into a beast and his closest friends are affected by the spell also. When a hobbit and his wizard friend enter Erebor, can the spell be broken? Slash, incest, mpreg Thorin/Bilbo, Fili/Kili

John suffers from Coulrophobia. It's a well kept secret - so well kept that even Sherlock didn't know. But someone did. The question is who? And will Sherlock be able to save John's sanity? Rated M for safety and eventual Johnlock.

John and Sherlock got married with cracker-jack rings when they were 7 yrs old. It wasn't official, but for their whole lives they took it very seriously. John/Sherlock

Bilbo tries his hand at match-making. What he doesn't expect is to find *his* perfect match in the process... Thilbo and Dwori as a side pairing; Lots of fluff. Also I should probably mention... it's VERY slow-build. Pain-stakingly so. *Now Complete.*

Death touches all, but Bilbo never expected it to hit like THAT. He runs to Erebor to start anew; he expects a dull life for a dull town; what he gets is completely different. His new home is filled with strange occurrences and even stranger people. Modern AU.

Nero's life is saved by a rather kindhearted demon but at a price. But the teen isn't sure it's worth it what with Dante's constant poking at his "cute" ears and "fluffy" tail. Neko!Nero rated for DantexNero yaoi and the dirty mouths of demon hunters.

Pre-STID. "I am a possessive man. I do not share, nor do I sympathize, therefore, when I am away and you are alone...should you ever seek comfort from another man, should you betray me and deceive me, I will be able to discern his scent over you, and I will seek him and I will kill him. And then I shall destroy you." If he could not have her, no-one could. KhanOC. Complete

Bilbo is exhausted. Smaug is lonely, though he didn't realize it until now. Eventual Bilbo/Smaug.

Strange things happen when Sherlock tells John to be quiet. A piece of fluffy, slashy Johnlock - not really graphic but rated M to be safe!

Sequel to "Of Dogs and Dead Consulting Detectives". If someone had told John Watson four years ago that he would one day end up living together with a man in a romantic relationship and two dogs in a cosy flat in the middle of London, he would have told them quite in emphasized tone "I am not gay!" before signing the person off for a mental check.

Sherlock, John, Lestrade, Molly, Donovan, Anderson and Mycroft are playing a game of truth or dare and they don't expect the questions asked! If I get a good responce I will add to this! - This is quite hard to read according to comments and is being edited to help this.

A one night stand leaves Sherlock and John thinking about their relationship- but will it be for the better? Or will John screw it all up? Rated T for the 8th chapter and bits of the 9th, the rest would normally be rated K for mild swearing and my paranoia-issues. This is my first story, so please don't be too harsh. Completed. Enjoy! :)

The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. While you're in bed. Eventual Johnlock. COMPLETE

John's life changes drastically when Sherlock Holmes slides into the seat across from him and announces that he is stalking him, John. He finds John fascinating and assures him in no uncertain terms that he, Sherlock, is going to make him his. And John feels excited. The danger that comes with this man floods through him, and he loves it, even if he won't want to admit it out loud.

In a rich and powerful Erebor, King Thorin comes across a young Hobbit boy. A Landless, a creature without a place to call home. With the boy comes his uncle, a Dancer peculiar enough to draw His Majesty attention. Inspired loosely on Notre-Dame de Paris, the tale of two people, and two worlds, that weren't supposed to meet.

This is a collection of one-shot word prompts. It focuses on DMC3, DMC4, and the anime (though there will be references to DMC 1 as well). The main focus is on Dante, and his interactions with the other DMC characters, based on the respective chapter titles. Mostly humour, but some hurt/comfort themes as well. Please R&R. :)

Companion piece of "An Unexpected Addition". As Consort Under the Mountain, Bilbo quickly realizes that there's a lot more to dwarves than meets the eye. Short drabbles that focus on the lives of the Company after the Battle of the Five Armies and before the War of the Ring. Expect quite a lot of little Frodo, hurt/comfort moments, and Erebor's favorite royals.

Modern AU, Thorin Oakenshield is the proud owner of Erebor coffee, its a small business venture, especially after the collapse of his grandfathers giant company, but when he offers to tutor university freshman Bilbo Baggins his life will never be the same. Bagginshield in later chapters,

John has a question for Sherlock, but he doesn't realize that Sherlock's got some questions for him too. Will involve sex, rated M for a reason. Don't support gay sex, don't read. Please comment and favourite.

During one of their games Pierce finally catches Boris, but Pierce made a mistake and knocked Boris out.

This story focuses on the domestic life of the royal family. Each of the sonnets explores one aspect of the theme, and is linked to the preceding and succeeding sonnets by repeating the final line of the preceding sonnet as its first AU - Everyone Lives. Mpreg. Thilbo. Happy Ending.

When Bilbo's sweet, sweet nephew suggests to open up his spare rooms for rent, how could he just turn the young man down? Expect Thilbo Bagginshield. Rated T for now, could definitely change.

It's been a few days since Sherlock got John out of the bunker Moriarty had put him in and John isn't taking it well... but is he suffering from fear? Or something else entirely?

John makes a deduction at a crime scene that leads Sherlock to believe that John is...up to something. What he doesn't know is that John has designed his own experiment aimed at seducing the great Sherlock Holmes. Warning: seduction techniques aimed at reeling in consulting detectives ahead. Nothing too out of control and in character as much as it can be.

The company of Thorin Oakenshield remember their past lives in Middle Earth in the modern world. However, they are missing one key member of their company. Their burglar. Does he remember though?

Not really good at these but here goes... Bilbo is sick of everyone treating him like he doesn't belong, but does Thorin have his own reasons to why he treats the poor hobbit so badly? Adorable Bilbo..Bilbo/Thorin...One sided Elrond/Bilbo...Dwalin/Ori cause there cute! I dont own any of the charaters or The hobbit

Someone from Hardison's past comes to the team looking for their help, but Eliot gets the sense that there's something wrong with their new client and the job. He and the others race to figure out what it is, before their hacker and friend gets hurt.

An unfortunate injury on Bilbo's part has unexpected consequences. A Thilbo Romance. *Now Complete.*

John always considered Sherlock as his closest friend. However, after Sherlock gets seriously injured during a case, John begins to see Sherlock in a different light. How will this effect their relationship? (Johnlock story).

In which everyone sees the budding romance between Thorin and Bilbo, except, of course, for Thorin and Bilbo themselves.

It all starts when Sherlock is called by Lestrade to investigate a murder at Oxford University, where Dr John Watson is a lecturer. It is a story of romance, crime and johnlock- especially in later chpaters (3 and 4).

In the middle of the desert lands lies a Kingdom, peaceful and prosperous, bustling with liveliness. But after an attack in a neighbouring land, darkness begins approaching quickly, along with the discovery of an exotic, dark haired man. Arabian inspired AU, Fili/Kili, Thorin/Bilbo, Dwalin/Ori, Bofur/Nori.

In the aftermath of the Great Game, Sherlock decides it's time to break in the lovely John Watson. Gratuitous smut, whips, chains, and slashy goodness will ensue. (Now complete except for epilogue).

You can take getting shot as lightly as you please... Yes, this is another Rundown post-ep (because who can resist such obvious temptation for hurt/comfort goodness?). Mostly Eliot-Hardison-Parker friendship. All chapters have already been written.

So our friend has a horrible taste in music and she turned on Katy Perry. We were listening to "E.T." and realized, HOLY GOD. JOHN SHOULD SING THIS TO SHERLOCK. So what did we do? Make a Sherlock style "E.T." song. By the way, John is singing to Sherlock. :) Feel free to pull up karaoke and sing these lyrics! We did. ;) ENJOY. -Sherlock and John Watson-Holmes.

The year is 2895, and Sherlock gets a match - made in laboratory.

'Wasn't that what love was? Accepting each other's neuroses? They certainly had enough of those to go around.' (Complete.)

Sherlock just wants John to be with him. He will do whatever he can to keep John at home or with him on a case. Sherlock starts to see that he has feelings for John that he can't explain. Can Sherlock win John's heart and keep him with him? SEQUEL IS UP!

A long time ago, a hobbit, a Baggins of Bag End, saved a dwarf prince, one of the line of Durin, and died in the process. As a result, the dwarf prince made a vow to the dying Baggins that one day one of his line would take a Baggins as a consort to repay the hobbit for his sacrifice. Years passed and Gandalf the Grey pays Bilbo Baggins a visit that will change his life...

Lestrade and John, Stamford and the others see something they never expected to see.

AU Smauglock Based on Beauty & the Beast. The villagers decide to attack the "dragon" and John is wounded in the process. He wakes up in an enchanted castle; having been taken prisoner of the creature. Slowly, an awkward friendship blossoms between the two...will it ever be more? Rated for smut, violence and occasional language

Sherlock turnes out to be pregnant and he's not happy about it until John makes him change his mind. Things works out fine the months to come. At lest until John wants to pack a hospital bag while Sherlock has other plans. John deliverers a baby in their own bedroom. Mpreg, parentlock, fluffy fluff, childbirth. Now with a chapter where Hamish gets a little sibling.

John Watson is a transfer student with an abusive father. Only one person notices; his teacher Sherlock Holmes. They have an instant connection the moment they meet. Can Sherlock save John? *Mystrade, Johnlock, Mpreg* (au) co-written with Winterimperfect

Movie verse. Drabbles collected up from my tumblr. Themes and characters may vary.

I takes Thorin an embarrassingly long while to figure out that he has some suspiciously romantic feelings towards the company's very own burglar - and even longer to do something about it. A story about two particularly stubborn blind people, a slow romance, and what might or might not be fate (though it feels a lot like love).

Love was not Bilbo's favorite feeling. In fact, he hates love. Thorin/Bilbo Modern AU (Sorry for my bad english)

AU (set in the present): Dis is getting married and Thorin is one of the groomsmen. He wants to ask this one young man named Bilbo out for the wedding purpose and his own need. Complications arise that both men must learn to work around and find a happy ending. Eventual mpreg: Don't like. Don't read. Don't comment.

Things aren't going as you expected with John, so as you become more and more bored with his wondering around you take a certain interest on his flat mate, Sherlock Holmes. Things then begin taking an interesting turn as you continue to be present in the life of the two males.

John went back to college and his most prominent teacher is Professor Sherlock Holmes. Will the astute teacher deduce John's problem? Will John succeed in wooing one of his interests? Will John realize Sherlock's secret? JOHNLOCK SLASH COLLEGE AU (it's not my best fic so don't kill me)

Spock proposes that Khan and his crew should be psychologically healed on New Vulcan. After the treatment they join the S.S Enterprise on the 5 year mission. (Side-pairing - Spock/Uhura)

John Watson is set up on a blind date by his friend, Mike. This is how he meets one Sherlock Holmes. (Johnlock, Mystrade) (au) Co-written with Winterimperfect

AU. John H. Watson is no ordinary surgeon he is also the world's only gentleman thief known by the name Nero. As such he has his two ardent fans one in form of a criminal mastermind and the other in form of a consulting detective. Now the game of chasing shadows is on.

Nero got an unwanted change. And he is out to find out how to change back. Dante is here to help. Or is he? Female Nero and Dante. Will contain yaoi, maybe yuri, strong language, nudity and more.

One day whilst in the Blue Mountains, years before the retaking of Erebor, Thorin Oakensheild comes across a tiny Hobbit child whose family has been killed. Having no other choice he takes Bilbo and raises him with Fili and Kili as a dwarf and Prince of Durin. Enter Bilbo, the Hobbit raised by Dwarfs. Includes childhood, adolescents, adulthood, battles, Smaug and annoying Gandalf.

This story is based on the thing said by Sir Ian McKellen at the first Hobbit première in Wellington, in his video message from London. I was rather intrigued about who his "favourite dwarf" was. Probably someone of you knows who it is? Plot information inside.

-As started by Depressed Chibi. High school pregnancy drama. They're trainee doctors, surely they should know the consequences of having unprotected sex. Oh well, boys will be boys. M Preg, rating will change.

Bilbo was flustered. If one were feeling particularly generous one would describe Bilbo as a Hobbit in a state of constant bewilderment/quite terribly flustered all of the time. However, pressed against a boulder, his arms held uncomfortably above his head by two young Dwarves, one could say that Bilbo was really quite terribly confused and flustered. B/Thorin, B/Fili, B/Kili

Five times Sherlock tried to tell John he was interested... and one time the message was actually delivered. Johnlock (obviously).

A bored Sherlock can be quite troublesome. But John's solution to the problem may prove to have unforeseen consequences. (this is an ongoing rp with the magnificent The Lady of Purpletown)

Sherlock was working in the lab one day when in walked Stamford with old friend. Imagine Sherlock's surprise when this friend turns out to be John Watson his high school friend and crush. Mild slash. The script of A Study in Pink just slightly twisted.

Victor's creature outlived him - the spark of false life breathed into him by his creator allowed him to carry on long after Victor perished on the ice. He survived and he flourished, gained a new appearence as years passed and took the name Sherlock, rejoining his family and seeking the one thing his creator could not give him. A soul. A soul which he finds in a certain Dr Watson.

*UPDATED* What if Shepard's cybernetics altered her to fit her lifestyle? What if her lifestyle included Garrus? M for language and and some sexuality. I'm going to categorize this as AU because I ignore a lot of what happened in Mass Effect 3. Set after the games.

A baby is on the way, and Sherlock takes the responsibility, even when he's not the father. He just want to help his friend. Sherlock Holmes has friends? No, he hasn't. He's just got one. And her name is Jane Watson. AU Fem!John. COMPLETE.

Bilbo has failed to tell Thorin something very important about his heritage. Now he has no choice. WARNINGS: MPREG and FILI/KILI...please give it a chance at least. This is AU, set after the battle and no one dies. RATING HAS CHANGED TO M!

Sherlock Holmes isn't asexual. That's just what he tells people. It's easier to explain than 'completely socially-unable homosexual' . Events of the series from Sherlock and Watson's POV. (Sherlock first, then Watson.) Also delves into Watson's personal history. UPDATE: Continues through reunion of the boys and the growth of their relationship. (In charater, no smut)

ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP - John has been away from Baker St for two days on a case. Sherlock is conducting an experiment. What happens when his experiment takes a completely unexpected turn?

Johnny Bravo is the kinda guy who needs a smokin' hot babe on his arm that can keep up with his good looks! But what happens when he falls for the nerdy little detective? Is Johnny too cool to settle down with the right one for his heart, or will find the right one for his looks? Velma/Johnny B. I Know...Veeeery Random

Their relationship is crafted of complexity, with a hundred sides and a thousand layers. 100 Theme Challenge, Johnlock-centric.

What would happen if Sherlock had to take part in a Murder Mystery Dinner? How will they all survive without actually killing him? What happens when people see what Sherlock and John are ignoring? Will become Johnlock, but has a generous helping of Mystrad plus one too. M, as it will get there soon. XXXXTHIS IS A SLASH FIC, DON'T READ IF YOU DON'T LIKE BOYS IN BED WITH BOYSXXXX

The daily routine at the shop comes to an abrupt end when unexpected news reach Dante from Fortuna. DxN

The Moon Song runs in John's blood, as it does for the Wolf. And both the Wolf and John sing right back. Werewolf!John.

Its so wrong of him. It's so very very wrong. But he can't help himself. The feelings for him keep growing, the attraction doesn't stop. And Thorin knows the other's young. He's young, and he's soft, and he's all curves instead of angles, and curls instead of tight braids. And he can't help but want him. Even if it makes him a perverse lecher. Age-con kinkmeme

It had surprized John when Sherlock had told him he was a sub. The experiment; to try and get John out of the closet. Results are not as hopefully as Sherlock expected, and certainly not what he wanted. [fluff/smutt/a little angst] Rated M for future smutt

Naruto had a secret. It was sly, cunning, and actually intelligent of him; so, it was quite unlike him and nobody would believe it. What happens when you start to become the person you're pretending to be and lose sight of your own identity? Boundaries are crossed and lies are told - but they always say that there's a grain of truth in every lie. KakaNaru in a convoluted way.

Bilbo is confused and feels like he doesn't belong to the group of the dwarves (We all know whos fault this is xD). So the dwarves decide to show him, how much he belongs to the group. Soon Thorin grows very jelaous and starts courting Bilbo, who is unaware.

Nothing really changes when Sherlock and John finally get together; well, except for the obvious.

"Just once, can you two behave like grown-ups?" "We solve crimes. I blog about it, and he forgets his pants. I wouldn't hold out too much hope." A collection of drabbles. Feat. AU, canon, and spoilers. Rated K, some chapters rated T. I own nothing but my OCs.

John did think of them as a couple, just not in the same sense that everyone else seemed to think of them as a couple. More than friends in the way that simple friendship didn't explain everything that was Sherlock-and-John, but not in a consummated, romantic sort of way. It was just easier to say 'flatmate' than explain properly.

Sherlock and John have a baby boy. All theirs and they're very happy. This is their lives with him. Not MPreg, but Hamish is their genetic son because Sherlock is a genius and it makes the fic cute to have a brave genius for a son! Hamish age newborn-11. Johnlock. R&R

Nightmares don't have a name. Which is why Sherlock gave himself one. A slenderlock fic.

The Holmes brothers' rivalry continues as Mycroft manipulates and Sherlock schemes. The result? Christmas Dinner, Mummy, and men in suits. What more could one want? Sequel to "A Chess Game Between Brothers." Pre-slash, Sherlock/John

A Sherlock/Harry Potter AU where some of the key characters are professors at Hogwarts. Originally posted on my Tumblr.

In which Thorin knows what Thranduil is trying to do and enjoys every minute he spends denying him the pleasure of getting closer to Bilbo.

"Dear God, what is it like to be inside your funny, little brains. It must be so boring." Sherlock was about to find the answer to that question very soon. But what he did not expect were complications...

Everything about him screamed predator. His dangerous crystal blue eyes. His black attire head to toe. His voice. His sinful smirk. His aura of sexual dominance. But most of all it was his control over the redhead. BloodxElliot, other charaters to, lemons. MODERN DAY, no country of hearts.

After Sherlock spends a whole evening with John in a suit he decides enough is enough. He will take what is his. (Warnings: Suit porn, bondage, a biiiit of knifeplay)

Post-Reichenbach Reunion Fic - Sherlock returns to the flat, two and a half years after his 'death', to a side of John that he hadn't known existed. COMPLETE

John has tattoos. Sherlock has questions. Something like a love story eventually blooms, but it's not without its complications.

Sherlock is injured and in his frustration drives John away. John becomes a pirate for a day. Johnlock. Slash and probably crack.

AU. John and Sherlock had been inseparable since they were young boys, but John had always planned on going to the military to become an army doctor. Sherlock encourages him to go, but can he survive such a long separation? Sort of a reverse reichenback feels.. Enjoy!

Johnlock based on the book Bridget Jones Diary by Helen Feilding In which Sherlock is quite emotional, John is a bit sexually confused, Mycroft is friendly, Greg is cool, Molly is sweet and Jim is a fuckwit.

Bruce is willing to risk having a relationship with Tony but they need a few ground rules in place.

A case plunges Sherlock Holmes into the world of things that go bump in the night, things that John Watson is familiar with, things he does not want to encounter again. Set in the SupernaturalxDresden Files Universe, but you don't have to be familiar with both to read.

Everything starts when Kyrie gets married. But not to Nero. Devastated about her betrayal, he sinks into depression. But even with Dante's help, Nero can't escape his past - and that's not the only problem the hunters have to face... DxN, Yaoi.

COMPLETE! Sherlock Holmes has been beaten by precisely four people in his extensive career. John Watson is NOT about to become number five. S/J, rating for ch.14 only. Everything's nice and cheerful and fluffy until it isn't.

A curse that changed him. One that brought out his inner demon and forced him into isolation. Dante has been hopelessly wandering within castle walls for years, waiting for someone to lift his curse. Just when the cruel reality of his doomed future seems to dawn upon him, what he's been waiting for appears in the form of a young man with an attitude. Based on Beauty and the Beast.

**COMPLETE!** "I seem to be suffering from delusions of being a vampire." Dr. John Watson has a new patient in hand. It seems like a straightforward case, or is it? Vampire!Sherlock/John Extreme AU. Epilogue and a special chapter, "Love Song" up! Rated M for some Johnlock scenes. Please R&R!

John needs a hug from Sherlock. These drabbles are SLASH- don't like it then don't read it. Johnlock.

A familiar trip for Tony brings some of Bruce's old foes to light. Warning: slash, torture/rape.

The ultimate concerns of the human existence: Loneliness, Meaning, Freedom and Mortality. When people find out about them, John and Sherlock's realtionship comes under pressure. Why? Sherlock has realised something that causes him to believe John will eventually leave him. Newly established SH/JW. M for slash and an insecure relationship. Can be read as a sequel to 'At Night'.

Tony's not been himself lately and Bruce suspects the source of his troubles is related to an absent red headed assistant. However, he wasn't expecting Tony to turn so self destructive. Set multiple years after the events of the Avengers movie. Rated M For Science! and smut Pairings: Tony/Bruce, Clint/Tasha, Thor/Science!, Steve/all the variables!, Pepper/Happy mentioned.

NOW COMPLETE AU Casefic: November, 1913, Doctor Watson is invited to the country house of his distant relation, Lord Lestrade. He and the footman, Holmes, who has been assigned as his valet for the weekend, are instantly attracted to one another, but be

An AU setting where Sebastian goes into heat for the first time and is found by Claude. Two warnings: one, this is rated Mature; two, there is Gender-Bender, MPREG, and OOCness.

AU - John Watson a genius, world renowned doctor meets Sherlock Holmes an average, ambitious police officer. A retelling of A Study in Pink.

When Sherlock sees John again he is torn between telling John of their past together, the past John has been forced to forget. When Scotland Yard stumbles across The Facility Sherlock will have to come clean about what he and John really are. No Slash! T for dark situations and violence here and there. I wrote this before I knew what the Omegaverse.

John's curiosity is triggered by the simplest of the comments: 'Don't be alarmed... it has to do with sex', and Sherlock's quick reply 'Sex doesn't alarm me.' This fanfiction will remain true to the story, using John's blog as reference, might contain some references to the books as well.

Sherlock decides to research John's past. Finally completed!

Sherlock is out of nicotine patches and his mood was, well you can probably imagine. John refuses to buy him patches because he was just out shopping. Instead he insists that Sherlock eats something and one thing leads to another and ends in a game, which both are far too willing to play. Johnlock

Sherlock is bored, irritated, and frustrated, and decides to take it out on John. By the time he realizes he's in over his head, it's too late. Smut, angst, and also romantic feels. Starts out pretty Dom!Sherlock but ends up somewhere else.

In which Sherlock finds himself in the unusual position of trying to educate John about the endless variety of fetishes that exist in the world. When that gets boring, he sets himself on a very important case: figuring out if John has any fetishes. Which, of course, he does. Johnlock.

Five times Sherlock kisses John for scientific purposes, and one time he doesn't.

An AU, where John is Jim Moriarty's fiancé. He finds out about Jim's job and agrees to testify against him, and is put into protective custody by the authorities, under the alias Victor Trevor. Sherlock meets Victor, sparks fly!

... someone noticed John's dog tags around Sherlock's neck, and one time John saw them. Just a stupid excuse to write a Johnlock hug. Pre-relationship, I suppose, but there are definitely butterflies in both their stomachs.

John has a tattoo, and Sherlock won't rest until he's seen it. Johnlock.

This is a sequel to "Runaway Home" it follows the boys as a couple and will go through reichenbach. Please read the other story first if you haven't already, otherwise you will be thoroughly confused.

Sherlock puts together a photoshoot to keep things alive between himself and John

Through John, Sherlock discovers PostSecret and invents a new game.

This picks up right after the New York War ends … How Stark and Banner's friendship evolves from there. Final chapter up.

Dante is a nazi, and Nero a Jew. What could possibly go wrong?

John and Sherlock's relationship faces their families.

A series of 'firsts' in Sherlock and John's relationship, where each chapter is a different first. Warning: SLASH!

Five years after they first meet, a case in rural Sussex changes John and Sherlock's life forever. Eventual slash.

John really needed to stop helping Sherlock with his experiments. Especially if said experiment involved him and Sherlock being handcuffed together with no key to unlock them. Sherlock/John

The five times Sherlock was in a box, and the one time John crawled in after him. Some of the boxes may surprise you. Johnlock, fluff, smut.

After falling into a coma, Sherlock gets to hear what people really think of him. It's interesting what people say when they think you can't hear them. John's revelation is also quite...unexpected. Sherlock will never think of the army doctor in the same way again.

Amnesia is just another case to solve. In fact, it's a challenge that Sherlock could even enjoy. It's easy, really; he can deduce it all. The tottering old lady is his housekeeper. The man with the silver hair, his boss. The worried girl..infatuated. And as for John Watson? His husband. Obviously.

...and the one time he didn't. Also known as "all those times John made an ass of himself and the one time he accepted it" Eventual Johnlock. /Complete and oops I accidentally sort of M chapter. Nothing graphic, just mentions. Oh and kissing. Lots and lots of kissing.

John's life is empty, loveless, until he meets Sherlock Holmes and finds his explicit website, 'The Science of Seduction'. John needs companionship, could it be possible that he has found it in the arms of a man who sells his own body for sex?

Sherlock- the last werewolf able to carry on the succession of this species, reluctantly travels from his brother in search of a mate. One whom he finds in the capital of England. First chapters will be sort of introduction. Rated M later chapters. Mpreg. Edit: Sequel to this called "The Bloodline Resurrection" is up now!

Every poison has their antidote. Sherlock will meet the antidote to his poison in the most unlikely of ways. AU. University Johnlock. R/R s'il vous plait!

How will Sherlock cope while John is away? Johnlock story. Expect drama in later chapters. Sequel to 'In Sickness And Health.' It would be extremely helpful to read it first, although it is a fairly long story.

If you could delete everything except what was really important, would you? Sherlock and John explore the question and each other. Rated M for Men Going at It and crazy amounts of angst. Inspired by season one.

An interlaced story of Sherlock and John's naughty fun while John tells the tale of how Sherlock pursued their relationship or as John calls it the 7 most confusing weeks of his life. Got a bit of everything, humor, smut, mild kink, relationship beginnings, established relationship, angst; Rated M for JohnLock

Naming the baby boy of a consulting detective and an army doctor. Johnlock established relationship, Mystrade.

In which Sherlock has to attend swimming lessons with his school only to meet a boy who's willing to give up his dignity for him. Includes floats, missing towels and a bit of naked John.

And 1 Time He Said Something Right. John is angry and Sherlock doesn't know what he did wrong. All he knows is that John won't have sex with him until he says the right thing. Sherlock/John established relationship.

".. / .-.. - ...- . / -.- - ..- .-.-.-" Sherlock and John are both getting horribly annoyed with each other - "Why can't he just do what I want him to do?" S/J Fluff. I think.

Sherlock was always one to draw attention to himself, and now he needs a new flat mate to even the suspicions out. But once a new series of murders sets in the danger becomes all the more real and all the more bloodthirsty. Vampire! Sherlock

When a case takes Sherlock to a famous brothel, things don't go to plan, and he unexpectedly meets somebody rather interesting. AU

John is upset when Sherlock sends him home while they are on a case. What he figures out is that there was more than one reason for it.

John and Sherlock's lives are turned upsidown when they wake up handcuffed together outside Buckingham Palace and a video from last nights drunken party is leaked

Unbeknownst to John, he kind of just broke Sherlock.

Set after 'The Reichenback Fall'. A serial killer is on the loose in London, practicing bloody deeds with a careful hand and a sharp knife. But why are they after John Watson? And how is Mycroft to keep him safe?

Omega!verse! Alpha!Sherlock and Omega!John. John Watson and Sherlock Holmes have been flatmates for a year, when John goes in a sudden heat four days before his circkle.

A silly drabble I just wrote - enjoy and don't hate me. Johnlock, Sherlock being caring and John being all trembling and adorable because of a little fear of his... ATTENTION: It's not like it seems.

A chronicle of Sherlock's formative lap related incidents. Slash, eventual JohnxSherlock.

This is collection of one shots/short stories/drable that are interconnected, but do not have a continual plot. Mostly about Garrus and Shepard, will cover from ME1 to beyond ME3. newest ch: 35 me3: the first set.

What happens when John discovers Sherlock was in a previous relationship with DI Lestrade?

John finally gets himself engaged, but unfortunately for him the Holmes brothers have other plans, and those involve him staying with Sherlock, and falling in love with him. Eventual John/Sherlock. Complete.

A lead takes John, Sherlock and Lestrade to a preschool. Established relationship, Johnlock, talk of wanting kids, Sherlock being surprisingly good with children. M for snip of lovin' at the end.

Sherlock and John. They meet earlier on in their lives and complement each other beautifully. No one could dispute this. After graduation, things turn to the sinister. They're ripped apart at the seams. What will it take for them to be together again?

For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!

John has lost yet another girlfriend, thanks to his annoying flat mate. All he wants is some human contact... Which Sherlock helps with. Twoshot/lemons.

Sherlock and John decide to fend off boredom with a night of heavy drinking.

Quite out of the blue, John is called back into the heat of battle in the middle of the Afghan desert. How does he cope with this year without Sherlock? How about Sherlock? What will happen when they are reunited? Short little ficlet based on fan art.

Sherlock finds out John has a hidden talent. They also figure out their feelings for each other. Eventual slash in later chapters. First fic so reviews and crits are welcome.

WARNING: WEIGHT GAIN if you are not comfortable with this, please don't read! John was some trouble keeping his weight under control during the holidays. Established JohnxSherlock with John as the gainer and Sherlock as the very, very pleased FA

AU. Doctor John Watson was the only man who ever challenged him, the only man who could defeat him and make him feel alive. It just goes to show - we need our enemies more than we need our friends. Sherlock/John. Inspired by the film, "Megamind".

Irene Adler has taken a step too far and John Watson is not an enemy you want to make. Dark!John/SerialKiller!Sherlock. Based on 'Get Off Easy' by Breath Carolina. Format Fix

After a car accident, Sherlock realises his feelings for John. However, his protective side plays up when Moriarty comes back intent to 'burn his heart out'. And the only thing close to his heart is John.

Or, four times Sherlock Holmes tried to propose to John Watson, one time he succeeded. Sherlock thinks he's a failure, John is confused, Mrs. Hudson and Lestrade give some bad advice, and Mummy saves the day. All in a lovely, fuffy holiday theme.

4 Times Sherlock Kissed John for Science, and 1 Time John Kissed Him. Sherlock convinces John to take place in a few kissing sessions... for science!

High School!AU. John is horrified when his project partner turns out to be the insane Sherlock Holmes. SLASH- warning for some language and teen smut! M to be safe

Sherlock proposes to John. The evening entails of a triple murder, Lestrade can't keep a secret, fondue fights at Angelo's and a punch up on Waterloo Bridge. Nothing can ever be simple for our boys, can it? Humour/Fluff. Part 2: now with Mummy's reaction!

Sherlock & John are both finding living with each other difficult and confusing. Separately and together, they deal with emotional problems, wanting to make the situation as pleasant as possible

5 times John used the language of flowers, and one time when Sherlock did. A combination of '5 plus 1' and 221B. Disclamer: do not own.

Original prompt: John is an addict to adrenaline. He is very good at dangerous things. And he plays a very dangerous game. He lets his love for Sherlock show in small moments, without been discovered. How long will it last ?

Sherlock and John work in Limbo. The Plague is rampant Upland, and they must find the perpetrator. All the while, John struggles to hide his infatuation with Sherlock, while Sherlock tries to pry it out of him.

John gets more than he bargained for when he agreed to accompany Sherlock to the annual Holmes charity fancy dress gala, and Lestrade & co. get the shock of a lifetime.

A remix of The Princess Bride. Heroes. Detectives. Psychopaths. Show downs. True Love. - Not just your basic, average, every day, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, ho-hum fairy tale. Based on the book and film by William Goldman.

John goes away for 5 days and Sherlock has some separation issues. PWP. Rated very M.

John is forced to be a servant for his evil stepfather and stepsiblings. Prince Sherlock is being forced to get married and has three days to pick his bride. Who will he pick? John/Sherlock slash rating may go up. one talking mouse but I have good reason

When John demonstrates his fighting skills on a counterfeiting case, Sherlock is suddenly overcome with desires he never expected. Desperate for comments please!

Sherlock is an addict, but he wants to be good for John. He didn't realize that John was the worst sort of enabler imaginable. Not SOS-compliant. Fluffy, Introspective, Slashy-slash of the slash kind.

Three months early! Sherlock Holmes hates Christmas. John Watson loves Christmas. Sherlock Holmes loves John Watson. Something's going to have to give.

Herein lies an excerpt from the personal blog of Dr. John H. Watson. Herein also lie cowboys, the Russian Mob, a femur in the freezer, and flats-mate. Enjoy! Now with 75% more Mort!

Songfic vampire AU! Sherlock is bitten and he loves it. He can be the lightening. He can be the thunder. He can be the rain. He can be god. R&R please Pre-slash/slash JW & SH. begins before the show and onward

John Watson is working at Holmes Manor for the summer and is caught up in the whirlwind that is Sherlock Holmes. Teen AU. Eventual M/M

Possible spoilers for anyone who missed last night's episode. A series of free verse and shorts centered around the team, mostly from 'The Grave Danger Job'. Will later continue with each new episode, or whenever I feel inspired.

A journey into the childhood of our resident psychologist and baby duck...Rated T to be safe.

John's a vampire with a dark past. Will Sherlock help him or hurt him? SLASH. M/M, Non-con.

Moriarty wants a spy in Baker street so he sends his best man John Watson to do the Job, what happens next threatens to destroy them all.

This is an extension of the poem Jake and Beth had to write in English.

Lestrade left his wife for Sherlock two and a half years ago. Now John Watson has arrived and Lestrade can feel the world he knows shifting around him.

Another romantic comedy, starring Blood and Elliot.It's Elliot's responsibility to get the boss up each morning, even when he's had a bit to drink the night before. it is NOT an easy task, to say the least. Drabble, Blood/Elliot, the norm.

Eliot gets the flu during a job.

It isn't every day that you come home to find John in the front room playing with fire. The Mage of London is IN. Warnings - will be a darker fic than normal

Life between cases. The detective and the doctor work together to learn how the other works. But some things they discover are not what they had expected. Wasn't Watson straight? And wasn't Holmes married to his work? Slow to begin with, sorry.

Kyrie wants to get married; Nero really doesn't. Calling Dante for help may have been the worst idea ever...or the best. DxN

J.D's luck has won him a bet with Dr Cox, now the older doctor has to give him 100 Compliments! JDox

John knows he has an unusual relationship with his flatmate. He knows their friendship is complicated. And yes, he knows everyone assumes he's in a relationship with Sherlock Holmes. But he's not. Obviously. It's not like that. John would know. Right?

In which a most peculiar demon is accidentally summoned from Hell due to Elliot's klutziness, Perry realizes that they're all meant for more things than he originally thought. Demon!JD, JDCox, Turla, Ellitor, AU!

A collection of 40 short fics containing the lives, friendship, and love of Dr. Perry Cox and Dr. Johnathan Dorian.

He would have been alone back at the office and it only felt fair that he leave for somewhere a bit warmer like Lady and Trish did for the holidays. That was what Dante wanted himself to believe. But, no. No. He wanted to see Nero again. DantexNero Yaoi

COMPLETE. BONUS-SMUT For Xmas Day. When John is merely trying to find something that Sherlock will eat, Mycroft makes assumptions, and a series of christmassy events proceed. Based loosley on the 12 days of Christmas.

Sherlock tries to solve a case while dealing with his new found feelings for John. Will it all end in tears?

AU fic - slash - unconnected to any of my previous stories. Lestrade notices John behaving oddly at a crime scene. Unfortunately so does Mycroft. What is it about the people living at 221B? Rating gone up due to chapter 3 - read the warning!

Mycroft brings a murder to Sherlock's attention, Sherlock and John visit a gay bar pretending to be a couple, and come out as one! Drama ensues. Slash.

John decides to disclose some highly personal information concerning him and the eponymous Sherlock - meant for his eyes only. M-rated, Sherlock/John slash. NB: Complete! Sequel in progress.

John H Watson has never been what people would class as being an ordinary person... Sherlock thinks he's normal and 'pedestrian' but John wishes he was normal; normal sounds so much better than what he really is... a creep..." HALLOWEEN FIC!

Sherlock faces his greatest challenge yet; Caring for a young infant. T for possible language.

Sherlock gets an idea to put his brother off of his trail. He and Watson are going to pretend to be a couple. Eventual Sherlock/Watson Rating may go up. First fic in this section!

Eliot's taken a lot of abuse this season. Crowbars, being thrown into a river, it never seems to stop. And he just keeps on trucking through the pain. Hardison takes notice of the abuse he's suffered and tries to help our hitter. Pairing: Eliot/Hardison

Sherlock drags John along to Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy And "Anthea", too . Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Shenanigans ensue.

Vlad is not an irrational man. He makes plans and he follows those plans. Unless of course, Danny Fenton is involved. Then everything is tossed into the air and outcomes never thought possible are suddenly made possible. Then follow the consequences. DxV

Nate gets himself into some unusual circumstances involving a government agency and a brief moment of heroics leads to unexpected results. After a rescue things seem to be calming down. To bad things never go that easy for the team. Pairing: Nate/Eliot

Danny has taken on the responsibility of being the vampire hunter and protector of Amity. But a new enemy from his parents' past might be more than Danny can handle. SLASH VxD Rated for violence and language.

Sophie's been in the habit of holding interventions ever since the one with Nate, and this time Hardison is her next victim. •Hardison/Parker/Eliot•

A year after the Fortuna disaster, Nero works at a crappy department store in an effort to blend in. He lives with Kyrie and an unexpected visitor makes him an irrefusable offer. Slightly OOC. Hot Yaoi. Don't like, Don't read.

Dante begins to have dreams of Nero; some magnificent, some not so much. He is finally persuade to go to Fortuna to find the younger hunter. What happens next will send Dante to hell and back to save what he loves. Contains Yaoi

A job like most others: a con, a party on a yacht as a distraction, trying to take out the bad guys' money. But then drugs get involved, and things go to hell in a handbasket. And in this particular case, hell is a boat on its way to international waters.

Peter has gone to London and grown up. When he returns to Never Land, he realizes just how misrepresented Hook really was and he finds himself drawn to the dark haired Captain. For anyone who likes yaoi and knows the story of Peter Pan!

Dr. Cox feels funny about JD, something he just can't figure out. Maybe love? But what happens when JD falls into depression and becomes a sugar addict. Whats up with the muffins? JDCox

This is a series of one shots in the DMC universe. Contains DxN. CH 20, "Yeti?" he asked.

It's Nero's first Christmas and all Dante wants to do is sleep through the holidays. But Nero won't let Dante ruin his fun. When Dante finally agrees to let the young man celebrate, he decides to tell Nero about his true feelings as a present.. DantexNero

It was a lazy day for Dante at Devil May Cry before Nero comes back from killing demons, smelling heavily of something familiar. Soon Dante realizes that he has a huge problem on his hands with a maturing half demon. Heavily Graphic Yaoi DantexNero