Hey, some of you know me as crocgirl13 or CG13, but due to the death of the Crocodile Hunter, I've changed my name to bitbyboth, which by now most of you should know me by.

My beautiful avatar was drawn by SirenaLoreley, so I take no credit for it, but I love it all the same! :3

I am a 22 year old girl and I love fanfics, writing in general and video games! I've posted 14 fics myself and one I was working on with my sister TwoSided called A Tale of Two Emblems. I am a yaoi fangirl, if you don't like it, don't read it. Honestly there is usually a warning in bold at the beginning of a story, so I hate seeing flames when it's clearly indicated that it will be yaoi.

Books

I have a small obsession with vampires...and werewolves.

Vivian Vande Velde (I am falling in love with all of her books recently. I love Companions of the Night, but I also like Dragon's Bait, Heir Apparent and Never Trust a Dead Man.)

In the Forests of the Night (my first vamp book XD)

Anne Rice. (Not all her stuff, but a few of her books I've read.)

Twilight. (I admit it. I actually liked it, though it seemed a bit...younger than my tastes. It was a good series. I like the series all in all I suppose, they're worthwhile books. I don't feel I need a warning about the content as by now everyone knows the deal.)

The Otherworld- Kelley Armstrong. (Basically if the book has come out and it's been 2 days, I've pretty much read it XD I have every one of her books except for Angelic because no one can seem to get their hands on it. I read all her anthologies and everything, she is by far my favorite author.)

Darkest Powers-Kelley Armstrong (More Kelley, this is her YA series, but it's still very good. There are 2 trilogies, and I've read them both.)

Morganville Vampires-Rachel Caine (My sister got me like the first 5 of these books for Christmas-they all ended in a cliffhanger so they were done in like...4 days. I'm completely up to speed with them at this point)

Mercy Thomson- Patricia Briggs (I love this series, it has a great set of characters that really draw me in.)

Dresden Files- Jim Butcher (I've been meaning to get into this series for awhile, and I really like it, currently on Ghost Story)

Alex Rider- Anthony Horowitz (This is kind of a strange one in the midst of all these paranormal books to have one about spies but I love it XD)

Eragon- Christopher Paolini (This world sucks me in and it's a totally different experience. I have Inheritance but need a big enough chunk of time to start reading it!)

Devil May Cry-multiple authors (I read the novel as well as the mangas)

Music

Maroon 5, Lonestar, Nickelback, Weird Al, Elvis, Muse, Adam Lambert, Birthday Massacre, Yoshida Brothers, Italobrothers, Wicked, Shinedown, Green Day, Owl City and lots more that I can't remember.

Pairings

Super Smash Brothers

Peach/Link

Peach/Marth

Peach/Roy

Roy/Marth

Link/Pit

Ike/Pit

Unfortunately I don't dare go in the SSB section anymore, because a bunch of writers there decided that Marth needs to be a girl-like literally a girl-who dresses like a woman and wears lip gloss. No. Just no. It's so sad because Smash Bros. was what originally got me into fanfiction. :( It wouldn't be so bad except for seemingly everyone jumped on the bandwagon and started doing it. Makes me crazy.

Zelda

Link/Dark Link

Sheik/Link

Devil May Cry

Dante/Nero

This is like my OTP, I love this couple to death. For those of you who like DantexVergil, that's fine-I don't want to read it, but feel free to write as much as you want, and I don't like VergilxNero either O.O it weirds me out completely.

Also DMCers out there, I know some of you guys look up to me and I'm really flattered, but please don't come asking me to read your stories. If I read them it's because it's something I like, mostly DantexNero, and if I read 9 times out of 10 I leave a review. I don't read DantexOC or NeroxOC, I really hate to shut people down but I just don't enjoy reading about Mary Sues but I feel like an a*$ if I don't look over something if another person asks me to. Please don't put me in a difficult spot, k thanks.

Some of my favorite quotes are:

"Love is giving someone the power to destroy you and trusting them not to" No idea who said this

"Calm down, he didn't bring his chainsaw." Elena Broken

"Maim, but don't kill. We may still need him." Jeremy Stolen

"Other parents have to tell their kids not to talk to strangers. I had to tell mine not to eat them." Jeremy Stolen

"Don't worry, the door is locked so they can't come in and kill us with paper cuts." me

Cool Stuff If you're not into the copy/pasted stuff, scroll down until you reach descriptions of my stories :3

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to re-post it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you re-post this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

.••) .•) .•.•) .•)(.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, died, or is living with cancer.

-If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you enjoy talking to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, write this to your profile.

-If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever laughed out loud when you were thinking something funny and people looked at you with a weird face. Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You have done something stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

-If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

-If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Or "it's" and "its". Or "there", "their" and "they're". If you are one of the ones that do know the differences and want to deck those who don't, put this in your profile.

cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

Isn't that awesome?

HEY! Guess what I found out! I apparently have a wiki of my penname! It's at http:///wiki/Bitbyboth so if you have anything you want to post to there go right ahead. I just updated it myself XD because it didn't have anything past ACC:RE.

I guess I'll help give a little more insight to my stories starting with the latest.

The Company: AU. Tony is a CIA agent who has just gotten a new mission to discover if a young man in a city called Fortuna is a threat. Little does he know the leaders of the city aren't willing to let the young man go. ON HIATUS.

What You Wish For: Dante makes a stupid wish that sends Nero to another dimension, but that's only the beginning. A wish granting demon throws everyone for a loop as they continue to try and unweave her web. DantexNero.

Teenager: Nero is living at Devil May Cry for awhile when Lady shows up with a mission she seems especially invested in for him. He's going to have to go undercover in a world totally foreign to him in search of a demon targeting teenage boys and he might be next.

Ebony and Ivory Queens: This is a 100 theme challenge I took on. Set in the DMC universe. If you want to see the writing prompts they're on my DA (under bitbyboth in my journal) or you can e-mail me-the list is a bit too long to post here.

Devil's Playground: It was their only day off, so what better to do than see who could best the other in a spar? Dante or Nero? Unfortunately something goes horribly wrong than sends the duo straight down to hell! Sequel to Tick Tock. DantexNero

Tick Tock: I can't say much about it without giving away the plot ;) so you'll just have to read and see. Nero goes to take care of a demon near Fortuna and somehow ends up by the front steps of Devil May Cry. DantexNero

Alternate Lifestyles: Basically SirenaLoreley wanted a NeroxDante story with a vampire twist and this is what I came up with. Nero goes out on a mission on his own and comes back home no longer just a half-devil.

Black Rose Petals: This is another sequel for Diamondback-I know I seem like a lazy pile but I don't like having to get these two back together every story, so this is just easier X_X This story is a Valentine's Day story, Dante and Nero are celebrating the holiday the best way they know how ;) until a demon starts killing people in the city.

Devil's Bash: It's the Halloween themed sequel to Diamondback-Dante and Nero were at a party when some things they'd killed before start showing up.

Diamondback(The Secret File): This is a smutty one-shot between Dante and Nero as the last chapter to the actual story Diamondback. It's not necessary to read the story if you just want to read the lemon.

Diamondback: Dante and Nero go out on a mission with a snake demon Nero gets badly hurt, and then Dante forbids him from going on another mission that night when they get a call. You just know that's not going to end well.

Tale of Two Emblems: This is one co-authored by my sister Two-Sided. It's a cross-over between Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance and Tales of Symphonia. The plot is really that Sephiran and Mithos have banded together to destroy both Tellius and both worlds in Tales. The catch is that all the heroes have been banished to another world where their memories have been wiped clean and they don't remember anything, how will they ever save all three worlds?

Rebellion and Blue Rose Productions: A series of one-shots in the DMC universe. Mainly based around Dante and Nero after Nero leaves Fortuna. There are a lot of different elements to the story, there's hurt/comfort, romance, action, smutty and cute scenes. If you like DantexNero you'll find at least one chapter that you like.

All Characters Clash Revised Edition: This is as you can see, a revised edition of my first story All Characters Clash. It involves Princess Peach getting kidnapped and ending up in Altea where Prince Marth vows to return her safely, havoc ensues as more smashers (from Melee) show up as well as Ganondorf and Bowser try to capture her. Will Peach ever get home?

Knuckle's Past: Written in the Sonic fandom. It's an old story that I started a long time ago of how Knuckles could've survived on Emerald Island and learned how to fight, it's an AU and sort of random, but lots of people have liked it.

All Characters Clash: My first story to the site, the chapters are pretty short, and my spelling and grammar are terrible, the plot of course is the same as is explained up above in the revised edition. Read this one at your own risk! XD

And that's about it for me! Thanks for reading! *gives cookies* :3

Bitbyboth