I am the second head of a sock-puppet hydra. I am scared to show any sign of life in my original account because I am delicate and people can be so angry. My alter ego has the massive favorites list, so if you want to find out what I like, check it out.

Strengths: can use spell-check, does not transform male characters into the trembling femme-tards from Harlequin Presents, thinks sex scenes in yaoi are pointless unless they involve more than 'one-two-three-unlubedcocksurprise'.

Weaknesses: fandom commitment problems, story commitment problems, disrespect for boundaries of genre and good taste, so fucking slow, tendency to get sucked into sports anime.

I eventually am going to cross-post everything to AO3 for redundancy purposes.

Current project: Holding Pattern (DMC). Yes still.

I love DxN but given how quiet it has been (I need fic like food to keep me alive dammit), the next thing is probably going to be Daiya no Ace Miyuki x Sawamura because Miyuki is just so my kind of character. Sports anime shipping, how could this happen to me...

Holding Pattern Status May 2016: Guys, the lack of DxN stuff these days is getting me down. Let us band together and form a Voltron of Dante x Nero fanfiction. Or something. I am only just realizing how my tendency to avoid finishing videogames is reflected in my inability to just lock down a story's ending. At this point I think the epilogue will be a series of short vignettes because I can't commit to any one idea. fml and I am so sorry.