shrieks*

Nooooo! YOU HAVE FOUND ME WITHIN MY SECRET LAIR!!! *Throws a pie*

I am... *Folds arms mysteriously and draws cloak about her* ...Amazing. Yes, I think that will do.

Yes, well, besides that I am a writer, and a fan. Of many fandoms.

A most unfortunate mix. Because now I will spread great misery by making fanfiction dribble that would disgust any person possessing an ounce of every day/normal sense.

My fandoms include LOTR, Star Wars, MiB, Marvel, X-Men, Merlin, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Physic, Narnia, and much much more.

I hope you enjoy yourself reading my small writings. Remember, nothing about fanfictions are real except for the emotional damage. I will not be paying for your medical bills should you experience any such trama.

I enjoy CC, as long as it remains CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM.

Now, *claps hands* You are free to go and fill your mind with any angst or humor you may find. *Evil smile* Go on, go on, I won't keep you. :) Come into my parlor said the spider to the fly..

Cough* Sorry, I meant enjoy yourself, I shan't keep you. Don't pay any mind to me, I wouldn't harm a fly! Now would we precious? *Evil laughter*